FOSSILS ON A SHINGLE BEACH “AND A MILLION LOST GOLF BALLS”

FOSSILS ON A SHINGLE BEACH “AND  A  MILLION LOST GOLF BALLS”

Strange how fragments of poetry get locked and hidden in the human  brain…and  then suddenly emerge when triggered by a  fringe event.  So  it is with this tiny quote from T. S.  Eliot.

T.S. Eliot

“And the wind shall say: ‘Here were decent Godless people:
Their only monument the asphalt road
And a thousand lost golf balls.”


― T.S. Eliot

Shingle beaches are harder and  harder to find these days as landscapers, encouraged  by City officials, deposit huge blocks  of limestone or,  worse,
lumps  of concrete, on spots where water meets land.  They fear erosion.
As do  we all.   But something’s lost for something gained  as has been  said.
 
So what is a shingle  beach, you ask?  Some writers describe a shingle beach
as a  landform ‘armoured’ with flat cobbles made smooth by tumbling
wave  actions.  In short they are not sandy  and  therefore  not generally
desirable by barefoot strollers.  
 
They are rare, however, and should be treasured  for among these wave worn cobbles are  signatures of past life.  The  most recent signature for Marjorie  and me is this orange  golf ball (hence  T.  S.  Eliot fragment) found alongside
something far more meaningful (hence  T. S. Eliot’s metaphor).
 
 
This piece  of  Port Credit shale was once a muddy slurry at the bottom of an ancient ocean that once covered much  of North America.  That ocean abounded with life in  Paleozoic times.  Proof is not hard to find  on shingle  
beaches for many  of the cobble chunks are  richly fossilized with nautiloids and  crinoids and trilobites.  Weird creatures  that lived  here so deep in the past as to be unimaginable.
 
 
 
So what animal’s remains have I  found on this shingle beach.  I think the  fossil beside  the golf ball was once a  nautiloid…that long cylindrical creature
that looks like  an  ice  cream cone.   Then again it could well be a fossilized
crooned  stem.  But there are dozens  of other fossils
on this shingle beach.   And  most of them can be identified as creatures of
the  Paleozoic Era spanning  almost 200 million years from 542 million years ago to 251 million years  ago.  Seems that the trilobite (image at bottom of picture) was the most common with 17,000 variations.
 
I have never found  a trilobite on a shingle beach even though I  have been
looking off and  on for most of my life.   But I have found  lots of nautiloid
and crinoid
fossils.
 
What happened to these creatures?  Wow!  You will be  sorry you have asked.
some  251 million years ago the greatest mass extinction in world  history
happened dooming the rich  sea life of  the Paleozoic  Era.   What happened?
The most agreed upon explanation is that an asteroid  hit the earth near
Australia.  Sudden.  Killing 97% of life  forms in the oceans and over 70% of
life forms on land.   Following  the impact was millions of years of climate
change. 
 
But no one really knows what actually happened.  Except for the fact that
this  biggest extinction event in the history of life of  earth did  happen.
Other extinction events  happened later such as the event 65 million years
ago that  killed the dinosaurs.   
 
There are no dinosaur fossilized bones  on our shingle beaches.   But plenty 
of other fossils.  There were not dinosaurs on earth when  these  creatures
thrived.   A sharp observer can divide them  up into separate
periods.
 
  • Cambrian: 542 to 488.3 million years ago
  • Ordovician: 488.3 to 443.7 million years ago
  • Silurian: 443.7 to 416 million years ago
  • Devonian: 416 to 359.2 million years ago
  • Carboniferous: 359.2 to 299 million years ago
  • Permian: 299 to 251 million years ago
 
Alan Skeoch
June 3, 2018
Take a look at the diversity of objects on this  shingle beach…some new, some old,  some ancient, some mysterious, some  sobering.  All soaring really as is T. S.  Eliot’s  comment about a  million lost golf balls.
 
 
 
 

 

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