Month: October 2023

  • EPISODE 897 WHAT DOES GPS MEAN? GOOD POTATO SOUP…recipe attached

    EPISODE 897     GOOD POTATO SOUP


    alan skeoch
    october 21, 2023

    Marjorie’s picture has been deleted at her request…suffice it
    to say she looked sceptical 



    AN ATROCIOUS LUNCH — MOUNTAIN OF FRENCH FRIES

    Marjorie got our car out of a skippery mud hole at the Vogel auction.   Not easy. So she was rewarded with a fancy
    lunch at a country dining place at an atrocious cost including the demanded tip of 20%.   I did not feel good about
    it…especially the huge pile  French Fried potatoes…..far more than we cold eat….then I got a great idea!

    “Marjorie, let’s get the waitress to box up these French Fries.”
    “Why?   Whoever eats cold French Fries!  “
    “We are going to make these greasy potatoes and the goo with them into a pot of Potatoes Soup…G>P>S>..Good Potato Soup!”
    “You have never cooked anything since we were married….60 years.”
    “True.  You gave explicit orders …’Alan, stay out of the kitchen;””…I will break the command tomorrow.  For You..good potato soup”





    RECIPE FOR GOOD POTATO SOUP

    -A PILE OF COLD FRENCH FRIES
    -3 CUPS WATER
    -1 PACKAGE DRY SOUP MX (ANY KIND)
    -SMALL GLASS OF MILK  
    -DASHES OF SEA SALT, WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE, ONION POWDER…STUFF LIKE THAT
    -ANY OTHER LEFT OVERS…I.e. meat ball was found under the French Fries

    DUMP IN POT
    HEAT AT MODERATE

    MASH THE STUFF INTO MUSH WITH A POTATO MASHER
    (Cold French Fries may resist so be brutal with masher)

    SERVE 



    THAT’S ALL THERE IS TO IT…ANY FOOL CAN MAKE GOOD POTATO SOUP!

    ALAN

    P>S>  We did each consume a big bowl of the mush.   Seemed to tase good
    although I went overboard with the sea salt.  Marjorie said it was good.

    By nightfall we were not too sure.  Marjorie bought a bottle of TUMS FOR THE TUMMY…
     needed for two days along with a chemical that speeds up movement of
    food from stomach to intestine and out.   (called meta mucil. sp?}

    “Alan, Stay out of the kitchen for the next 50 years.”

    (   Now you know what GPS stands for)
  • EPISODE 896 MR. VOGEL’S COLLECTION OF 30 TRACTORS FOR SALE

    EPISODE   896     MR. VOGEL’S COLLECTION OF 30 TRACTORS FOR SALE  (oct 21   2023)


    alanskeoch
    Oct. 21, 2023

    The Vogel barn was absolutely empty on Oct 21, 2023. However reminders of that once stood there were obvious.  Leaks from tractor oil pans
    dotted the harvest floor.  Not long ago 30 tractors sat in here    Where were they?  Not far away.





    The tractor were in the field…lined up for auction. Quie asight.



    This steel wheeled Farmall circa 1930’s is the only tractor I waned.   beautiful machine.   But behind my
    reach.   Probably sold cheaply.  Hope not for scrap.

    We id not stay.   Long way home and I promised Marjorie a nice lunch.

    Remember the GPS..the GOOD POTATO SOUP?  Coming next episode.

    alan








    Here is what that rusty Farmall looks like when restored (not in sale)


    Note: Surprisingly auctioneer Jim McCartney had  sale near Virgil (Niagara on the lake) the same day…..also sold 30 tractors.  Marjorie and I usually go to 
    McCartney sales except for Our. 21….we missed his vocal guaanee: “I guarantee that everything sold today was once brand new?”  Take a lookout that Farmall rusty wreck and
    compare it to the restored Farmall.
  • EPISODE 898 MR VOGEL’SE STATE SALE CONTNUED — TWO PEOPLE YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET

    EPISODE 898    MR VOGEL’S  ESTATE SALE CONTIiNUED — TWO PEOPLE YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET


    Alan skeoch
    oct. 21, 2023

    THE ISSUE OF PHOTOGRAPHY  — AMISH AND MENNONITES




    Most Amish today will not pose for a photograph. Considering it a violation of the Second Commandment, which prohibits the making of “graven images,” the Amish believe any physical representation of themselves (whether a photograph, a painting, or film) promotes individualism and vanity, taking away from the values of community and humility by which they govern their lives. Occasionally, Amish people did have their photos taken, as you can see with the couple in the first image who likely went to a studio for their portrait in 1875. But by the time photography became popular in America in the mid-19th century and photographers and researchers armed with cameras began appearing in Amish communities, most Amish objected to appearing in or posing for photographs entirely.

    Most mennonites (including amish-mennonites) don’t mind having their picture taken, and will even keep plenty of pictures of friends and family displayed in their homes. As for posting, I wouldn’t think they would mind so long as you’re not posting for a negative reason.

    THE VOGEL AUCTION AND MY CAMERA:  

    Auction sales are meeting grounds.   Easy to strike up a conversation at
    an auction sale.   Sometimes surprising things happen.  

    VANITY seems to be the heart of the issue of photography and the Amish and Mennonite communities.
    None of the pictures I took could be considered vain.  No person was captured in a pose tht glorified
    the self .  Having said that, my camera was the only camera at the Vogel auction.  The only camera I noticed
    and many people noticed me in a rather neutral manner.   Perhaps I was seen by some as rude…but
    most people were indifferent.   I remembered an incident at a Mennonite auction years ago when I took a
    picture of a Mennonite man carrying a rifle.  “Lucky it’s not loaded” he said with a smile.  The comment is
    open to interpretation.  I think he was amused.  Why?  Because both the Amish and the Mennonites are 
    pacifists.  I took pictures that are respectful although I suppose a bit rude.   No one was asked to pose
    except for TIM whose story follows.  TIM is not an Old Order mennonite, likely not a Mennonite at all.

    TIM — HIT BY A DRUNK DRIVER REQUIRED BRAIN SURGERY



    TIM pushed his wheel chair past me as we waited for the auctioneer to reach the
    facing mills and the chicken crate/   He was smiling as our eye locked.

    “I was to proud tp bring my wheel chair.  Looks like you have bad knees as I do.” I commented.
    “No, I had brain surgery years  ago.”
    “Brain surgery?” I said with a smile…thinking he was joking
    “Right here” And he pointed to his forehead…no stitches apparent.
    “What happened?”
    “Drunk driver hit me from behind…he was going so fast that the impact broke my drivers sept and smashed
    me into the passenger seat behind.  Nearly killed me. At the hospital a strange  ting happened.  I could
    not touch my nose no matter how many times I tried.    My brain would not let me do it. There was something
    wrong with my brain.  I was alert but  my brain and my hand were out of sync.  A lot of doctors had ideas
    but none worked until one doctor in London (Ontario) believed the fluid that surrounds our brains had
    got pooled  by the impact and hampered brain signals.”
    “My knee seems very minor.”
    “Impact drove my car into a nice cadillac.  Three car wrecks,”
    “What was the drunk driver like?”
    “Never saw him…I was unconscious “

    Why tell you this story?  Because it shows how easy a conversation at an auction sale can develop
    while waiting for a chicken crate to be sold.  And Tim made my vanity over my refusal to bring a walker  obvious to me.

    TRACKED BY A LITTLE BOY, ABOUT 12 YEARS OLD




    And while we talked I was being tracked.  Tracked?  For some strange reason a Mennonite boy, about
    12 yeas old, was tracking me.   He liked my camera.  Once he even put a finger in front of lens.  Not
    done with anger.  Done to let me know he was watching me.  And I began to watch him in turn.

    Here are some pics featuring Mennonites.   Pics that are deliberately non intrusive .  Pics
    that are not vain.   











    THIS YOUG BOY FOUND MY CAMERA FASCINATING…HE POSITIONED HIMSELF TO BE  PHOTOGRAPHED




    AT First I thought it was accidental that he was dead centre in so many of  my pictures.  Not so. He knew what he was doing.



    Most Mennonites clustered together with their children in tow.   The boy tracking was  a different kettle of fish.
    But I dare not engage him in conversation.  Needed a parent before i would do that.

    Then an odd thing happened.   The little boy was eating a piece of cake in the back of Tim’s truck.
    Tim had probably driven the boys family to the sale. Old Order Mennonites hitch rides.

    Does all this sound hopelessly trivial?  Life is like that.

    alan



    NEXT EPISODE — THE REAL REASON SO MANY MEN CAME TO THIS AUCTION — 30 TRACTORS FOR SALE 

    And Then the Episode you have all been wait for….the GPS episode….THE GOOD POTATO SOUP EPISODE  (yum yum yummy)

    alan
  • EPISODE 893 MR. VOGEL’S ESTATE SALE, OCT. 31, CROSSHILL == HAVEN FOR ECCENTRICS?

    EPISODE 893     MR. VOGEL’S ESTATE SALE, OCT. 31, CROSSHILL == HAVEN FOR ECCENTRICS?


    alan skeoch
    oct 21, 2023

    Confession:  I am addicted to rural AUCTION SALES…have been so for 50 years.
    Thoroughly enjoy these sales.   I m not alone.   Men seem more affected by this
    addiction than women as you will see in this episode.  Just what do we buy.
    Treasures?  Hardly.

    Mr Vogel’s collection of odds and ends were Sold on Oct 21 by
    Gerber Auctions.  Just what was sold?

    The barn is empty now….it was jammed full ofthngs Mr. Vogel admired

    WHAT DID THESE MEN  BUY?

    Before I can catalogue what the men bought….it might be helpful see some of the things 
    that were up for sale….the small things.



    Both of these barn builders drills sold for $100 plus 18%….a good buy if you need holes in barn beams for wooden nails.

    The  huge wheel was once part of a cutting box…sold for $6 and the young man who bought it was ecstatic.


    Marjorie bought the rope, a good hammer and a grease gun which she gave away…she paid $2



    This Buzzsaw sold for $20 and included a deposit left by a raccoon on the movable bed.


    THIS washing machine,, circa 1880 sold for $300 plus 13% tax and  5% auction  fee….I had considered bidding $30.  But the main reason we drove 
    80 km was so I could buy the machine with the iron wheel.  It would look terrific in a 19th century movie.  What did it do?   I have no
    idea but several bidders must have known … sold to a high bid of $370.  We failed.  Correction, I failed even though Marjorie encouraged me to
    keep bidding.  
    she must think money grows on trees..

    “Alan, we drove for two hours, spent $60 or more on gas…and bought nothing.”
    “Not quite nothing….but darn close to nothing.  The people and the ambience was worth the trip.”
    “Are you thinking of your Episodes?  What reader would be interested?”
    “People like you and me, Marjorie.”
    “Alan…none of your friends are interested.   Face it.”
    “My two best friends want to come to every sale we got to.”
    “Who are they ?”
    “You and Woody, our dog.”
    “The people we meet are interesting, I’ll grant you that.”


    The buyers….winning bidders…piled their treasures on the ground.   Here are some of the collections….inclding our own
    collection.  Ours?  Did I say ‘ours’?  Indeed I did.  Marjorie came with me and was shocked to discover there was absolutley nothing that
    she wanted. She bid anyway and got  a $2 bargain….rope, hammer and grease gun.

    “Close your eyes Marjorie…Now open your eyes….you will see wonderful things that Woody has already seen.”
     



     “Alan, you said this was going  to be a great farm auction….but there is noting here that a woman would want.?
    “I needed you to drive the car while I navigated.”
    “you were not much good as a navigator.”
    “I really thought that by following Mennonite buggy we would find the auction.:
    “Some drove bycicles….Other Mennonites were just exercising horses.”
    “Eventually we found one buggy heading south to the auction.

    “Have you ever heard of GPS?”
    “Heard of it…but do not know what GPS means”
    “WHat do you think it means?”
    “GPS .. Good Potato Soup?  A recipe?”


    HERE ARE SOME OF THE COLLECTIONS— ENVY IS NOT APPROPRIATE


    MR VOGEL WAS A COLLECTOR OBVIOUSLY AND HE WOULD BE PLEASED THAT SO MANY COLLECTORS CAME TO HIS AUCTION.

    WAS THE TRIP WORTHWHILE?   IT WAS TERRIFIC.   WE MET SOME INTERESTING PEOPLE AND ONE PERSISTENT LITTLE 
    MENNONITE BOY WHO WAS FASCINATED BY MY CAMERA AND TRIED TO GET IN EVERY PICTURE.   I WAS THE ONLY PERSON
    TO RECORD THE AUCTION.  MENNONITES DISLIKE CAMERAS BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE PHOTOGRAPHY IS AN INDICATION OF
    VANITY.  PERHAPS THEY ARE RIGHT.

    NEXT EPISODE 894  … YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO MEET TWO PEOPLE WE FOUND INTERESTING.

    WHAT DID WE BUY?  (SEE BELOW)


    Left to right….chicken crate, bag cart, rope, buggy jack, broken corn planter, 3 legged stool, hammer
    part of wooden rake,   And a two man log, ice or rail carrier.  Of these only one cost
    $40…for which  one would you pay $40.?  Do not hurt my feelings by saying “None”.
  • EPISODE 890 HONEY COMB … THEFT FROM LITTLE BEES … SUGAR SYRUP PAYMENT

    EPISODE 890      HONEY COMB … THEFT FROM LITTLE BEES … SUGAR SYRUP PAYMENT


    alan skeoch
    Oct. 23, 2023

    So much news today/!  Grim news from the middle east where the horrific events 
    of the Hamas / Israeli war are dominating all media.   This episode is just a small
    sweet morsel of relief.  Andrew gave me a big slice of honeycomb from one of his 
    bee hives as a Birthday gift.  Today we ate it by the spoonfull.


    Just a few questions for those who like research.

    How much nectar can a honey bee carry from flower to hive?
    What kind of nectar is best?…red clover or golden rod?
    Why did one of Andrew”s hives become empty…no farewell  note left behind,…
    not a drop of honey left as payment for their landlord.  Why?  Where did 
    they go?  Will they survive?  Who made the decision to vacate?

    Andrew put two hives on our farm…near the pond.  Why is one hive filled with
    tame bees and the other filled with angry bees?  Do bees have personalities?

    Finally:  If I eat honeycomb will I begin to buzz?    
    If I eat honey from an angry bee hive, will my personality change?
    Why does a bee hive only have one queen bee.  Why are bees not
    monogamous like human beings?  

    Why are bees essential for the survival of human beings?

    alan

    P.S.  I feel a buzz coming on.

    Did you notice the horse?