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  • “HORSES WERE BETTER THAN TRACTORS” (LET ME TELL YOU WHY)

    HORSES WERE BETTER THAN TRACTORS

    (LET ME TELL YOU WHY)
    alan skeoch
    august 2018
    PLOWING IS AS ANCIENT AS CIVILIZATION…MAYBE 6,000 YEARS OLD
    “This painting on  an Egyptian tomb shows a farmer encouraging two skinny cows to pull a  tiny stir plow.”
    “Stir plow?”
    “Yep…early plows were really just tough tree roots  fashioned  to a dull point.”
    “How could that plow cut sod?”
    “It couldn’t.   Ancient plowmen  only plowed easy fields…no sod…closest thing to bare ground.”
    “Bare ground doesn’t grow much  food.”
    “You got that right…world population was small…farmers just tilled the tops of  the  hills where a stir plough
    would work.”
    “Do you mean those  rich fertile valleys  were just left  to the weeds.?”
    “Think so.  No doubt some poor sap was trying to grow wheat among the  weeds.”
    “Must have been good healthy work.”
    “Bad joke.   Most people died young…35 would be old.  Do  you believe that?”
    “Nope.   You are like  Trump and  make up a lot of  bull shit.”
    “Take  it for what it’s worth.”
    ‘I’ve got better things to do than read  your drivel, Alan.”
    “Bugger off and do it then.”
    “Just kidding…”
    “Human  beings in western  Europe came down off the tips of the hills  when the  medieval two furrow  wheeled plow was invented.”
    “More food”
    “Fat people started to appear in large numbers.”
  • FOSSILS ON A SHINGLE BEACH “AND A MILLION LOST GOLF BALLS”

    FOSSILS ON A SHINGLE BEACH “AND  A  MILLION LOST GOLF BALLS”

    Strange how fragments of poetry get locked and hidden in the human  brain…and  then suddenly emerge when triggered by a  fringe event.  So  it is with this tiny quote from T. S.  Eliot.