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From: SKEOCH <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>Subject: BARN RAISING, ERIN TWP, 1820, “MYSERY ON A SCRAP OF PAPER DAED 1940”Date: February 17, 2019 at 12:53:32 PM ESTTo: Alan Skeoch <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>
MYSTERY FOUND ON A SCRAP OF PAPER DATED 1940(listen to Joelle, fiddler extraordinaire…in your imagination)ALAN SKEOCHFeb.2019Picture of a barn frame…It was customary for the barn builder to walk the high beams in a kind of celebration.Often whiskey was involved. This picture is not the alleged Skeoch barn on the Cruickshank property.AN ODD STORY CAPTURED ON BACKSIDE OF A 1939 CALENDAR.alan skeochBy chance this scrap of paper fell from a pile of old letters…it led me on a trip. PleaseJoin me.This letter was never mailed…written about 1940. Hard to say the real origin as it has been transcribed onto the backof a 1939/1940 calendar Written in pencil…faded…but translated below.Mrs. F. Slater,73 Heywood St.,Moss sideManchesterEnglandWrtten in pencil, so faint that in another decade it will be indecipherable..Found among papers and clippings I bought at an auction sale years agoERIN COUNTY BARN RAISING 1820 ?“This is a true story a barn raising in the early history of the settlement of Erin Township, in the County of Wellington,Whisky was cheap in those days and it was the custom to have a keg on hand for the barn raising. The whiskey wasprocured and stored in the old barn while the carpenters were in the woods preparing the timbers for the new barn.The good lady paid a visit to the whiskey keg and when the mend came in to dinner the good lady was in high goodhumour but no dinner was ready. The husband and with the help of a carpenter put up the dinner. After dinner theywent out to the barn and getting the offending keg. They, with the aid of a rope slung it high up in rafter out of reach.Later in the day the good lady paid a another visit to the barn only to find the whisky out of reach, however, she set her witsto work going back to the house. She returned with the wood tub and the rifle setting the tub under the keg she puta bullet through the keg and caught the whiskey in the tub. When the men came in to supper she was in quite goodhumour but a good supper was prepared, after supper she told what she had done. She said she didn’t care so’much for the whiskey but she was not going to be outwitted by the men. The next day the neighbours were calledfor the raising. the men putting up the barn, the ladies preparing the meals. By supper the last rafter was on andthe floor laid. After supper all the young and old folks gathered on the new barn floor. The fiddler and caller wereon hand then to the tune of Turkey in the Straw, Old Irish Washerwoman, and the Scotch reels and — On with thedance which was kept up until the wee hours. Incidentally the first settler came into Erin Township in the year 1820.”SILLY OR MEANINGFUL?Was this copied from an original written 120 years earlier. Hard to say. This unsigned rewrite was done sometimein 1940. My thoughts? 1) There may be a kernel of truth…small kernel 2) The story is the kind of story thatwould be told at a one room rural school Christmas social. These evenings featured short plays, speeches,music (as mentioned) and as much humour as possible. Women were usually associated with the Temperancemovement as cheap whiskey (25 cents a gallon in early 19th century) caused a lot of trouble in small communities.To sophisticated ears today this story seems rather silly but mid winter socials were not sophisticated.Associaitons of alcohol with barn raisings was no exaggeration.although hardly mentioned in the launderedbarn raisings. Kernels of truth acted like sand in a clam shell. Layers and layers of exaggerations resulted ina pearl of a story.ALEXANDER SKEOCH..TRUTH OR FICTIONI am not sure about the truth of the hearsay concerning Alexander Skeoch and barn raising. One story hasAlexander walking the top beam of the barn…a topping off ceremony. Allegedly, He had been drinking whiskey andfell from the top beam. Injured or dead? I have no idea. I even suspect the story is false. I am not evensure a person called Alexander Skeoch was a barn builder. Alexander Skeoch, however, did exist.The kernel of truth came from Christina Skeochand Evan Cruickshank who assured me that a person name Alexander Skeoch did build the Cruickshank barn.I have a picture of t he barn to prove its existence. On one occasion I even entered the barn, by then a part ofland owned by Imperial Oil. A huge pile of grain had been dumped on the threshing floor and ignored sincethe grain was being eaten by a bunch of rats some of which were dead from poison. The barn looked greatbut its future seemed tenuous. I have no proof that Alexander Skeoch built the barn orwalked the high beam to celebrate or had been drinking whiskey. If the barn was built around 1890, then AlexanderSkeoch would have been 46 years old. A barn builder possibly.WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PAST AND PRESENT COME TOGETHER?COMMUNITY MID WINTER CELEBRATION AT WOODSIDE SCHOOL 1940 (HYPOTHETICAL)WINDMILL THEATRE WNTER CELEBRATION OF CELTIC MUSIC, PORT CREDIT UNITARIAN CHURCH, FEB. 2019 (REAL)I know this requires a stretch of the imagination but stick with me for a moment or two. On Feb. 16 we attended a wonderful performance at the Windmill Theatre. A festival of Celitc Music. As Iwatched and listened my mind jumped back in time to the small farm community on the Fifth Line of Erin Township in the late 1940’s where my grandparents provided some of the music…Granddad on the violinplaying the Devil’s Dream, Grandma singing Roses of Picardy…and everyone else contributing with dancing or elocution (public speaking)…or food and drink. Drink? No alcohol because theTemperance Movement had been victorious in the battle with the demon Whiskey. Heavy drinking of cheap whiskey had damaged many families. It was fortunate that horsesknew the way home after some of those heavy drinking evenings such as barn raising celebrations. Motor vehicles had no memory.So look over the pictures below, taken Feb. 15, 2019…grainy pictures…and let your mind roll back to Woodside School in 1940. Someone is giving a speech on a barn raising way back in 1820in Erin Township. First, however , listen to the music. Join in with the lyrics if you wish.MASTER OF CEREMONIES:“AND ON THE VIOLIN…FIDDLER JOELLE”, A NEW RESIDENT ON THE FIFTH LINE, LIVING ON THE OLD MCLEAN FARM.JOELLE WILL PLAY A FEW REELS AND JIGS…AND THEN WATCH HER FEET AS SHE TAP DANCES HER WAY TO YOUR HEARTS.JOIN IN IF YOU WISH…SING, CLAP, DANCE…WHATEVER. WE ARE GOING TO DISPELL THE WINTER DOLDRUMS TONIGHT….”
SKYE BOAT SONGSpeed, bonnie boat, like a bird on the wing,
Onward! the sailors cry;
Carry the lad that’s born to be King
Over the sea to Skye.
Loud the winds howl, loud the waves roar,
Thunderclaps rend the air;
Baffled, our foes stand by the shore,
Follow they will not dare.DANNY BOY
Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling,
From glen to glen and down the mountain side;
The summer’s gone, and all the roses falling;
It’s you, it’s you must go, and I must bide.But come ye back when summer’s in the meadow,
Or when the valley’s hushed and white with snow;
I’ll be here in sunshine or in shadow;
Danny boy, Oh Danny boy, I love you so.
“My Love Is Like A Red Red Rose”
Oh, my love is like a red, red rose
That’s newly sprung in June
Oh, my love is like a melody
That’s sweetly played in tune
As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in love am I
And I will love thee still, my dear,
Till all the seas gang dry.
Till all the seas gang dry, my dear,
Till all the seas gang dry
And I will love thee still, my dear,
Till all the seas gang dry.
‘Til all the seas gang dry my, my dear
And the rocks melt with the sun
And I will love thee still, my dear
While the sands of life shall run
But faretheewell, my only love
Oh, faretheewell a while
And I will come again, my love
Tho’ ‘t were ten thousand mile
Tho’ ‘t were ten thousand mile, my love
Tho’ ‘t were ten thousand mile
And I will come again, my love
Tho’ ‘t were ten thousand mile.GONE NOW? MAYBE NOT!Gone now. The local mid winter community gatherings at Woodside School. Television killed them dead as a door nail. Entertainment justgot too professional . Corny homespun entertainment died. I was lucky to be around just before these amateur evenings faded away. I thinkthe story of the barn raising that I rescued from a scribbled note on an old piece of calendar was written to be performed. When the farm familiesaround Woodside school organized a social evening everyone was expected to play a role. Some would sing, some play the fiddle or the pump organ,some would dance … and , always, some would tell stories of the old days. That is what i think that scrap notation of a barn raising in Erin Township,Wellington County was meant to record. The barn raising described likely never happened. The facts were never allowed to get in the way of a goodstory. Facts can be embellished. So here is the barn raising story in my words.BARN RAISING STORY FROM THE OLD DAYS“I was there when the first barn in the township was erected.”“That was 1820…this is 1940…that was 120 years ago…you couldn’t have been there.”“OK…OK..I heard this story from my grandmother.”“Seems the wife got into the whisky while the men were in the bush squaring timbers for the new barn. She dranka couple of dippers full and fell asleep. When the men came home they expected a big meal but got nothing. Somy Grandfather rustled up a quick meal and let the men have some goodly cups of whiskey before the went backto the bush. “What if she gets at the whisky again?”“She won’t.”“How can you be sure?”“Because we are going to string the keg up on the high beam where she can’t reach.”The men raised the whiskey high above the threshing floor…thought they had outwittedthe farm wife.”“Not so, when she saw the barrel high in the air she went back to the house and got the rifleand the wooden wash bucket. Placed the bucket on the floor and then put a bullet throughthe barrel. Pow! Out poured the whiskey which was caught in the bucket. When the men cameback expecting the a big barn raising mean, they got nothing.SHE WAS ASLEEP AND THE WHISKEY WAS GONE.No huge dinner and no whiskey.“Why no whiskey? There should have been lots in the wooden tub.”“Tub had dried out…leaked the whiskey onto the new threshing floor…a kind of baptism.”“ And That’s why we do not have whiskey at barn raisings anymore.”ALAN SKEOCHFEB. 2019
John Skeoch’s Threshing outfit , Roverhurst, Sask, 1927
1955 camping trip…March….Easterb break coming Etobicoke Creek
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Fwd: SUMMER 1965: LAST JOB IN THE WILDERNESS
NOTE: Please forgive my intrusion…This is (nearly) the last of my Ten Years in the Wilderness theme….I know they seem self centred…maybe even
self obsessed. I have wanted to record these experiences for more than 50 years because my job back then got me into some strange places with strange people and
1965: My Last Summer in the Wilderness: Merritt Open Pit Mine, Merritt, BCalan skeochFeb. 2019As the Summer of 1964 ended, I thought my careers as a Field Man in the Miing Industryalso ended. Was I waving a fond good-bye. Not a chance. Along came the Summer of 1965.Marjorie was misinterpreted as you will notice.“Hello, Alan, is that you?”“Yep.”“Norm Paterson here…need a man for a seismic job in BC…two weeks, maybe three.”“Wait until I check with Marjorie.”“Short job, Alan.”“All clear, what’s up”“Big molybdenum mine near Merritt B.C…worried about overburden slippage…need seismicinfo urgently.”“Using the portable FS2 unit.”“Yes, with some modifications…”“Modificatons?”“Nothing big time…you can handle it I’M sure. Can you take the job?”“When?”“Fly out to Vancouver tomorrow then short hop to BC interior.”“Sounds great, count me int.”That call came from out of the blue about August 10, 1965. This was our summer vacation as publicschool teachers. Hardly a vacation for us since somehow I got Trench Mouth in early July. Trench Mouth?Not many people have even heard of trench mouth. Lucky for that. It is a super painful mouth infectionMouth…a series of ulcers in mouth and throat…super painful. Cause? Gums got infected with Trench ]Mouth bacteria from some source. Rare disease dates back to soldiers in the trenches of World War I.Knocked me out for month of July so the Seismic call from Dr. Paterson was a welcome return to normal life.But I had a few questions…reservations. What is molybdenum? What are these ‘modifications’ to theFS 2 portable seismic unit? Where is Merritt? How big is the open pit mine? And finally a questionsbest not put to Dr. Paterson” “Can Marjorie come along on the job?” Of course, the final question wasthe really big question. And it was already answered.“Marjorie, pack a couple of bags for two weeks…light, one bag each.”“Where are we going?”“Wish I knew…place called Merritt.”“Another bush job?”“Nope, sounds like a job at a mine site.”“Where will we live?”“Not sure…I will fly in first and then you follow a couple of days later.”“Why?”“Because the mine manager expects an expert…this job is serious business…if the open pit is on verge of collapse…they do not expect a husband and wife team on some kind of junket.”“Where am I to stay then?”“Stay in Vancouver for a day or two in some cheap hotel and then take a bus to Merritt…by then the job should be wellunderway.”“How do I get there?”“By bus…should be a nice ride.”“I’ll book you into a an East Vancouver hotel,…”MOLEBDENUM“What is molydenom?”“It’s a mineral often found assoiated with copper.”Never heard of it.”“Not many people have…important mineral though…alloyed with steel makes steel harder.”“Who needs harder steel?”“Military. One inch thick steel plating of steel and molybdenum is as good as 3 inch think ,metal. Maketanks ligher…makes ships lighter…”THE NATURE OF THE JOB: COMINCO OPEN PIT MINE PROBLEMOne wall on The Cominco Open Pit Mine was unstable and seemed about to collapse which would table hundreds of tonsof soil and rock into the open pit mine. Like a mountain landslide. Geologists and mining engineers became aware of the danger when slight rock falls beganto happen. Could the whole massive open pit mine be compromised? Maybe. Maybe not. There was a chance that deepunderground the rock was quite stable. Maybe there might even be some kind of intrusion underground that would inhibit anyfurther movement.It was worth finding out. If stable then the profits would be secure. If not then drastic action would have to be taken. Action thatmight even bring about the closure of this partciular open pit operation.“You can do it, Alan,” said Dr. Paterson which was comforting. I was not so sure as I had graduated from U. of T in history and philosophy.Philosophy gives a person confidence. History made me aware of my ignorance. One cancelled out the other.No matter, we were committed and picked up the portable ‘modified’ seismograph. Marjorie and I flew to Vancouver the next day. She was booked into a modest hotel in Vancouver whileI caught a plane to Kamloops and rented a snazzy red convertible for the trip down to Merritt. Then Rented a room in the local motel which was very close to the mine itself.On arrival I met a company geologist and the mine managerand we sleuthed out the site. Explosives and blasting caps were purchased and we got down to business. Plan was to start the job the following morning.That sounds very business like. Very efficient.Unfortunately events did not go that smoothly. Let’s start with the car rental. Nice red American made convertible. Luxury car was only car available so I motored joyfullysouth through the desert landscape of sagebrush and Ponderosa pines. Pulled the car up near the mine admin building…sort of a wooden temporary structure. Lotsof huge earth movers were busy stripping off the overburden then loading up with the blasted fragments of copper bearing ore…very low grade…with molybdenum and tiny traces ofsilver and gold. Needed huge load of ore to get small amounts of copper or molybdenum. Gold and silver even less so.Earth movers have a blade about midway down the body. The blade is a mouth…once dropped it scoops up loose soil and rock…then the mouth is lifted andthe pile of soil and rock is hauled to a dump site. These machines are often driven by devil may care cowboy kinds of people. Shake the shit out of drivers. Certainly true in this case. As soonas I parked the car a cowboy tried to see how close he could come to the car. He got very close…too close. Sheared off the passenger side and back bumper. Had torent another car, less luxurious. Funny thing was that neither the mining people nor the rental agency got their underwear in a twist.Later I heard that heavy alcohol consumption in the area led to many car accidents.Imagine this rental car with the side sheared away.An earth mover, called a tractor scraper, identical to this one took a swipe at my rental car…ripped the passenger side and tore off the back bumper.Driven by a young man about my age or younger…maybe even only18 or so. I have no idea why he did it. Never met himand he did not stop just kept hauling his load to the dumpsite.The Cominco (later Highland Creek) Open Pit copper and molybdenum mine in 1965Current picture, circa 2018, of the Highland Creek open pit mine near Merritt, BC. When I worked there back in 1965, the pitwas not nearly tis deep. The place where we did the survey may have been somewhere near the central road waybut up on the former surface. Then again it could have been a nearby open pit that was subsequently abandoned.SO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE FS2 PORTABLE SEISMOGRAPH?I learned the business from the bottom up. My first job in New Brunswick was the ‘hammer man’ job. Dr. Paterson gave mea heavy sledge hammer and small steel plate.“Hit that plate as hard as you can wherever and whenever you are told to do so.”“Must I know how to run a seismograph?”“You do not need to know a damn thing…just follow orders.”“Bottom of the learning ladder kind of job, right Dr. Paterson?”“Right…if you are lucky, you come back as a field man for the company…capableof running a seismic survey. If you foul up, well, you can figure what that means…”“Who is my boss?”“Dr. Abul Mousuf, a professional geophysicist…nice guy.”Description: Sledge hammer pounded on a steel plate sent sound waves tothe portable seismograph at clearly defined spatial intervals. Some distancefrom the Seismograph it was necessary use explosives. Sound waves travel atdifferent speeds in different material…i..e. air, overburden soil, bed rock.So My first job we used an MD-1 portable seismograph. All I had to do was hammer a steel plate with heavy steel headed sledge hammer. Abul Mousuf was my boss on that job.Just the two of us were sent to New Brunswick to confirm the future lakebed of the St. John River Valley was going to hold the huge amountof water from the Macktaquack (sp?) dam.Abul was the first moslem I ever met. Very patientand generous guy. He ran the portable seismograph while I provided the sound wave vibrations which were picked up by the machine in milliseconds..tinyfractions of a second. I pounded the steel plate at measured intervals…usually around 50 foot intervals. The more distant I got from Abul theharder I had to hammer that steel plate. When hammering was no longer readable, we started to use force… explosives…Explosives!“Alan, cut the Forcite sticks into quarters and halves.”“How?”“Slowly with a knife…the sticks are quite stable…“Stable?”“plastic C4…needs big shock to detonate…That’s where the caps come in.”“Caps?”“These little metal tubes with wires…electric firing caps.”“How are they charged?”“Slide the metal tube slowly into the Forcite…quite safe.”“And the wires?”“Attach to this cable that goes back to the firing switch…“Any danger of error?”“Always a danger if more than two people get involved…safe is we work together.You set the charge…bury it so some of the force will go down… then get back out of the way…Signal me…wave your arm…yell, ‘All clear’and I’ll detonate the charge. usually only need quarter sticks.We worked out a routine…once the charge was buried and wires connected I signalled Abul, then moved outof the way, and he pushed the firing button. Wham! A small geyser of dirt snd debris flew into the air. And beneath the ground a sound wave racedto the seismograph. Sound waves move faster in hard surfaces so it is possible to ‘read’ what is beneath the ground…and do a profile of the depth to bedrock.That is a very simple explanation. Forgive any errors. Remember I was just the hammer and explosives guy. The kid on thejob.We hired this man to help with the explosives. I have forgotten his name. If someonesaw him walking through town today with this handful of Forcite sticks made readyto detonate they would call in a Swat team or run for their life. In the early 1960’s notmany people were concerned unless we were crossing their land.This is how the St. John River Valley above Fredericton appeared to me in that summer of 1961. Like a picture postcard.Stunning in its beauty. We were agents of change.The whole valley from Fredericton to Grand Falls was destined to become a huge lake held in place by the Mactsquak Dam.King’s Landing. Many of the historic buildings in the Valley were moved to King;s Landing which remains a mecca for tourists.That job was done a few years earlier around 1961. Actually the job was depressing because the St. John River Valley was absolutelybeautiful. To imagine it being flooded made me sad. But progress is progress. Loyalist farms had been expropriated. Their antiquetreasures were so vast that a huge historic village called King’s Landing was being constructed while we were assessing the future lake bottom. Some of these farms werestill in operation others had been demolished. One farm I remember particularly. We had rented cabins at a doomed resort near Pokiok Falls, also doomed. The weatherwas turning cool, early September, and each of us had a small wood burning stove beside our beds. In my mindI can still smell that wood fire.The barns on that farm were filled with ancient farm machines like a wooden tread mill for a horse to deliver power to a florally decorated flat to the floor threshing machine.At the time I wished I could rescue some of these implements. I hoped they would end up at King’s Landing for future tourists.Pokiok Falls was also doomed. The water spilled down a long split in the bedrock which made the waterfalls almost inaccessible. Now it is all covered in water andthe village of Pokiok Falls is a memory at best but more likely totally forgotten.I got to know Abul really well. We liked each other. Part way through the job his wife joined us. She was a French Canadian girl from Bathurst,New Brunswick. Really nice person At one point Abul said, “Why don’t you two go down to the Fredericton Fair tonight while I dothe calculations. We did that. Even rode a Ferris Wheel as I remember.” On another night we visited the Beaverbrook Art Gallery.Why tell you this? Because Islamophobia has become sucha big negative factor in Canada today. Images of Moslem restrictions on women are rampant. That was certainly not the case withAbul. He trusted me with his wife. She was about my age. Back in Toronto, in late fall, Abul and his wife joined our Presbyterian Young Peoples Group and explained someof his Islamic beliefs. This was not done with the intention of conversion.He was about as laid back a man as possible.Why tell you all this.? Because Abul taught me how to use the portable seismograph. And my image of Moslems was permanently affected byhis gentle behaviour, his humour, his trusting nature, and his love of life. The next summer I asked Dr. Paterson…“How is Abul?”“He died.”“Died, no he was young.”“He caught pneumonia on a job in Northenr Quebec las winter….died.”“What a nice man he was.”“Yes, we all miss him. I spoke to him just before he died and hesaid…’Don’t feel badly, it my time to go. I am at ease.’There were several end results of working with Abul . First, I met a man I have admired all my life. Second, I came to understand Islam in a manner that was positive rather than fear laden. And third, Ilearned how to operate a portable seismograph which increased my value to Hunting Technical and Exploration Services. Oh, yes, there was a fourth result…I got a couple of glycerine headaches fromhandling the Forcite sticks. They beaded droplets of glycerine.So, when Norm…sorry, I meant to say Dr. Paterson…phoned me in late July 1965, I was overjoyed to have the job.The greeting by the professional staff at the mine site was a little disconcerting though. They had set up a demonstration test just to be sure the company, my company, knew what we we’re doing.At least that’s the way I interpreted them gathering around the FS2 on the first working day. They assigned a hammer man to work with me, a man who was a little familiar with frociete explosives.Really just a kid a few years younger than me. We walked along the edge of the huge open pit mine. Walked carefully. But not carefully enough for the hammer/explosives man. He slipped overthe edge carrying the box fo Forcite sticks. Fell down about ten feet or so, regained his footing and popped up again. Forcite does not explode when dropped. A most stable explosive…can be neededand wrapped around a bank vault as they show in the movies. So there was no real danger although the boy who fell had misgivings.Let me set the stags for the next critical incident:We are standing on the questionable edge of the open pit Molybdenum mine. Great circular road weaves its way down to the pay dirt at the bottom. Huge Euclid mine trucks are going and comingwhile equally large excavators are at work far below. The officials from the mine are interested in seeing the Seismograh at work. They are professional people…a geologist and the mine managerare among the 5 or 6 people present.I set up the console and mark off the intervals for a) the hammered plate and then, once hammering cannot be done b) the intervals for the electrically fired quarter snd half stick of Forcite. The hammer manhas been instructed how to slowly side the electric firing caps into the Frociete then use the lead wires to make the explosive secure.I am nervous. What if nothing happens? What did Dr. Paterson mean when he said certain adjustments had been made to the FS2. Let me describe what happened next in dialogue form.“OK, we’re all set up, FS is on.”“Hammer the steel plate…NOW.”“That’s odd, no reading…no milliseconds indicted…Do it again!”(Nothing happened…I had my heart in my mouth…was there something I did not know…was it my fault?Keep calm, Alan…be confident.”“Sorry, must be a defective board…may have shaken something loose en route.”Dr. Paterson had given me two or three spare “boards” filled with complicated soldered resistors and what not.)“Just do a replacement…slide this board out and put a new one in…happens all the time.”“OK, now take a good song with the hammer:“Bingo…working fine…measures time vibration gets to the seismograph in milliseconds…te more distant the hammer or the explosives get from the seismograph the closer we get to findingwhat is underground. What you want is a stable rock base…or a rock knob to prevent any more slippage.That will take s lot of readings…(no need for an audience is what I really meant)”“My credibility had been established…by pure luck…well, more than luck, let’s say guts…Dad alwayscalled me a ‘gutsy bugger’GUESS WHO ARRIVED THAT FIRST DAY ON THE JOB?Once the board was replaced all went well. Firing box for Explosives worked perfectly. All I had to do was push the button and thenwrite down the milliseconds it took for the sound wave to reach the seismograph. Simply add up the little twinkling lights. At least thatis what I remember. Things became routine.My next shock was when I returned to the motel.Marjorie was unpacking her suitcase in our room.“Marjorie, I thought you were going to wait a couple of days?”“Not in that Vancouver hotel. I was sacred so I caught the nightbus to Merritt…arrived this morning.”“Scared?”“Strange men…noise…drunks…did not want to stay around.”“Glad to see you…perfectly safe here…”A little later, the mine geologist showed up to make me feel welcome. Me?He was surprised to find an attractive young woman in my room with me.Wore a kind of lopsided grin when I introduced Marjorie to him.The next day I got the scuttlebutt from our hammer man that the execs thought I hadbrought a hooker in from Vancouver. They were certain of that. No matter how manytimes I introduced Marjorie as my wife, they figured I was leading them on.“Marjorie, these guys think you are a hooker…can’t dissuade them…”“So, let’s leave it at that then Alan.”Pictures: Marjorie…I know these were taken a few years after the BC venture…but they seem to fit.As the days wore on, I think they came to realize Marjorie was my wife but we werenever sure that fact was believed. There is an old story about mining that I pickedup when working on the Elliot Lake uranium job. Our liaison man on that job said“The best way to tell if a mine is going to be operational is the arrival of the hookers.”Maybe Marjorie was a good luck omen.WHAT WAS THE RESULT OF THE SURVEY?I was only the field man. The interpretation of my results was done by professional geophysicists like Dr. Paterson back in Toronto.The execs from Cominco would have liked me to tell them if the unstable north wall of the open pit was on the verge of collapseor whether it would stabilize due to a tilt in the bedrock. I never did know the results. That was true of all the jobs except forthe Southern Irish job where Dr. Stam and geologist John Hogan were on site for the duration of the job.When we finished our seismic readings and the results were sent back to Toronto, the job was over.So here we were in Central British Columbia with s few days before school started back in Toronto. What should we do?Fly home right away? I never liked doing that on any job. Seemed an absolute waste because most of the places we surveyedwere distant from Toronto. Some were fascinating places like Anchorage, Alaska…Keno City, Yukon Territory…Bunmahon, CountyWaterford, Slouther Ireland. It would be stupid to rush home. And it would be costly since two airfares were involved only one ofwhich was covered by the company.“Marjorie, why don’t we catch the CPR Canadian…the transcontinental railway?”“Can we do that?”“On our own time…company job is over.”“Expensive?”“We can cover most of it with my return fare…maybe even cheaper.”“How?”“Let’s just reserve one sleeper bed…a lower?”“Is there room for two?”“Who cares?”So we did. We came back to Toronto on board the ‘Canadian’…meals in the dining car, vistas enjoyed fromthe dome car and both of us folded into the lower bunk sleeper. A little tight but No problem. Job over.AND SO ENDED MY CREER AS A FIELD EXPLORATION MAN IN THE MINING INDUSTRY.EACH DAY SEEMED TO HAVE A NEW ADVENTURE. SO GLAD YOU HAVE TAKENTHE TIME TO READ THESE NOTES.ALAN SKEOCHFEB. 8, 2019P.S. There will be some short notes coming…such as the GOOD FOOD note below
THE GOOD LIFE : GOURMET COOK(And a game for you to test your vision)
Envy? I can understand why many readers are envious when the descriptions of life in thewilderness are sent. I have noted that some recipients only look at the picturesand ignore the rich prose that I take a long time to string together. So here is a veryshort descriptive essay that is really a game. See if you can find each of the itemslisted below. The picture underscores just how wonderful life in the bush can be.photo Taken: Yukon job 1962
See if you can find the following from list under the photo1) Spruce pole bed2) Gold Pan3) Bird’s Custard can4) Bird’s Cutard with stale bread and Klim milk powder5) wash basen/ dining bowl (double duty)6) Candles (indication this camp has been used for week)7) Instant coffee cans8) long underwear9) fancy boots10) Mattress11) Alarm Clock, wind up kind12) tarpaulin floor13) discarded matches14) Two spoons (evidence of communal dining)15) Clothing storage area16) Mystery: A boot lace? string? heavy duty tooth floss?17) One reader noticed the person in the photo is left handed…as I am.
But I did not own such a fancy pair of long underwear. We sharedthe meal, however, both left handed cooks.18) Another reader commented on his clean feet and wonderedwhether he had washed his feet in the wash basin before makingthe skim milk, custard and stale bread gourmet dinner. It is justpossible he did do that which would add some fine particles to the meal.alan skeochFeb. 8,2019(picture was taken on the Yukon job in 1961 or 1962)
SUMMER 1965: LAST JOB IN THE WILDERNESS
THE GOOD LIFE : GOURMET COOK
(And a game for you to test your vision)
Envy? I can understand why many readers are envious when the descriptions of life in thewilderness are sent. I have noted that some recipients only look at the picturesand ignore the rich prose that I take a long time to string together. So here is a veryshort descriptive essay that is really a game. See if you can find each of the itemslisted below. The picture underscores just how wonderful life in the bush can be.photo Taken: Yukon job 1962
See if you can find the following from list under the photo1) Spruce pole bed2) Gold Pan3) Bird’s Custard can4) Bird’s Cutard with stale bread and Klim milk powder5) wash basen/ dining bowl (double duty)6) Candles (indication this camp has been used for week)7) Instant coffee cans8) long underwear9) fancy boots10) Mattress11) Alarm Clock, wind up kind12) tarpaulin floor13) discarded matches14) Two spoons (evidence of communal dining)15) Clothing storage area16) Mystery: A boot lace? string? heavy duty tooth floss?
17) One reader noticed the person in the photo is left handed…as I am.
Mystery: Archeology of prospector’s life: THE GOOD LIFE
photo Taken: Yukon job 1962
SNOW STORM JANUARY 27-28, 2019 — RECOVERY WAS NOT EASY
Fwd: FALLING…WE ALL DO IT UNCENSORED VERSION
FALLING: WERE WE REALLY MEANT TO BE BIPEDAL?alan skeochJanuary 2019When I told Marjorie I was going to write a story about Falling, she wondered if I meantFalling in Love. Not so. Falling in Love would be a good story mind you but this sequence ofstories is about falling and hurting yourself. Rather I should falling and hurting myself.I am sure anyone who reads this story will have his or her own stories about falling.Why? Because everybody falls. The lucky ones fall in love. Others just fall and bashup their bodies.FALLING: CREDIT RIVER MISTAKE 1985“ALAN, the ice on the Credit River is perfect. One sheet of perfect ice from Port Credit to the Q.E.W. bridge. Let’s go skating…I mean real skatingnot that baby circling stuff.”“Wonderful idea”“Just watch out for the cracks…otherwise no problem.”Well, as things turned out there was one other nearly invisible problem. Sand. Wind blown sand. I was skating as free as a bird…moving with the windon a great water day when WHAM! My blades hit the sand. My skates stopped…dead stop…jettisoned me forward so fast that my nose hit the ice before my arms. Some ofyou may not know that the human nose is not meant to be a skate blade. Look below for my demonstration of this fact.This is the opening photo/print essay on how falling has affected my life on this earth.‘Who gives a sweet damn about your life, Alan?’ Good question. if you feel that waythen please do not read any farther. But should you be like every other human beingon the planet you will have fallen a few times. Sometimes with horrific consequencessometimes all you have to do is get back on your feet. Some people never get backon their feet.Makes a person wonder abut bipedalism. Were we meant to walk on two feet?Our rib cages suit four legged life better. Bi-pedalism has some good points…i.e.we can read, write and lace up our skates. But look at my nose? Yuk!Falling! Wow, have I ever had some bad falls. Yet, I am still standing.alan skeochJanuary 2019FALLING is as natural as sitting and standing but has more negative consequences.
FALLING: THE DAY I GOT DOORED…RHYMES WITH GORED 1952I had a bad fall was back in 1952 when I got ‘doored”. I was going into Grade 8 when Mom said that her friend Vi Coulingneeded an office boy at the Queens Park Parliament buildings. What a wonderful opportunity so I cycled all the way downtown early eachmorning on my bike and then returned at night. A long long bicycle ride. Fourteen and full of piss and vinegar…energy to burn…until thatcar door suddenly opened in front of me in the rush hour traffic on St. George Street. The door cut into my shoulder like a machetecutting sugar cane. Whomp! I tumbled to the sidewalk and the front wheel of my bike got twisted. I remember the woman who openedthe door scream “Are you hurt?” What to say? “No, I’ll be fine.” Others stopped. Something was wrong with my body. I could not lift myleft arm…it sort of hung there. No pain or at least not much pain. The lady slammed the door shut and took off up the street and the carmelted into the traffic flow. That left me and my bike half in the gutter and half on the sidewalk. The term ‘doored’ had not been coinedback then. “Somehow, Alan, you have to get home.” But home was a long way to the north west. My bike was driveable once the handlebarswere forced back a bit. My left arm however was not as easily remedied. I could pedal the bike with my right hand steering and braking.But it was not going to easy. Nothing else could I do. Finding help when hurt is not easy. But there was one thing I could do. I could sing.And I did. Lyrics from the King and I. “Whenever I feel afraid, Ihold my head erect, and whistle a happy tune so no one will suspect I’mafraid.” Over and over again I mumbled this song. It took about an hour or maybe longer to wend my way from Queen’s Park to 455Annette Street where I knew mom would be waiting. “Alan, what happened, you’re white as a sheet.” “Got hit by a car door…I thinksomething is broken.” Mom washed me up and we hustled by bus to St. Joseph’s hospital where an X Ray revealed I had a brokenclavicle. A simple break…the bone was in place. A sling and some aspirins helped. Next day I went back to work on the bus and street carwhich was a lot less fun than whistling my way through the city by bicycle. Jammed into a rush hour crowd proved to cause other problemswhen a pervert tried to rub up against me. “My that man is close to me…almost like his hand is in my pocket.” His hand was in mypocket! His intentions were sexual. He scared me more than being whacked by the car door. What to do? I got off the street car fastand waited for the next one. That cost me a double fare. Seemed it was safer on my bicycle…and cheaper. As soon as I couldI got back on my bike.Aside: One amusing event happened on the job when Deputy Provincial Secretary R. J. Cudney called me to his office.“Alan, we have a problem.”“Yes sir.”“There are ten marriage licences missing.”“yes, sir?”You have been putting the great seal of Ontario on the licences in batches of 250.”“I have … yes sir.”“Did you notice any discrepancy? Numbering is consecutive.”“No, sir…”“Thank you, Alan, you may go.”What was really happening here? Took me a while to understand that the DeputyProvincial Secretary was checking to see if I has stolen TEN marriage licenses.Mr. Cudney never said that directly. What in hell’s half acre would i want withten marriage licences? Ten wives in the future, maybe? In 1952 I could barelylook at girls…let alone future wives. Mr. Cudney came to that conclusion and senta man to check with the printer whose numbering system must have made an error.Missing marriage licences was a serious business.But why would I even be a suspect? Good reason. My job was a very responsible job.“Alan, your job is to put the Great Seal of Ontario on all of our official documents…this big silver seal…goes in a press like this.In addition, Alan I want to show you how to but a blue ribbon and hot wax seal of letters of incorporation. Shove this sharpenedtool through the top left corner , made a cross with the ribbons, then melt the hot wax over the place where the blue ribbon crosses and push this seal intothe hot wax.”I did that job for the full Grade 8 summer. Loved it. I also sent many letters of congratulation for Golden Wedding anniversaries.Just for fun I sent several congrats with the big seal to my Grandmother and Grandfather on the farm near Acton…maybe senta dozen or so. I think Mr. Cudney became aware of this juvenile indiscretion and ignored it. He was a very formal man. I filledhis water thermos every morning…a silver jug kind of thing. Formal relationship. Office boy. But He trusted me. How do I know that?“Alan, the CNE starts next week and I would like you to protect the Great Seal of Ontario.”How do I do that, sir?”“You will work nights…all night…guarding the Great Seal in the Government Building…are you willing?”“yes sir.”“Every night, all night long?”“yes sir.”Now that was a nice job. All alone in the government building. Not boring at all. In the 1950’s the government building was full of interestingthings. One branch had a demonstration involving a long electric train. I loved working that. The central quadrangle was, however, was the mostfascinating because Lands and Forest brought in live Ontario wild animals in cages…raccoons, skunks, foxes, beavers…and many fish tankswith pike, trout, pickerel…maybe even a muskelunge. As the evenings wore on I made a great discovery that really kept me awake and interested.The open air quadrangle was alive with creatures other than those imported. Rats! Lots of rats…black, brown, beige…big, small…shy and bold.So I would hide behind a pillar and count to fifty then peak out. Rats all over the place. Once they saw my face they scampered away and disappeared….as if they never existed. Mom made me a midnight meal and gave me a thermos of milk…I kept that away from the rats.I took the job very seriously but today in 2019, I have a second thought. Just suppose someone wanted to steam the Great Seal of Ontario.And suppose that person decided the best time to steal would be at night. Do you think a fourteen year old boy would be able to prevent thetheft. Mr. Cudney did not arm me with a weapon. That adventure seems very strange. But it happened … after I was doored.FALLING — THE SEWER GRATE INCIDENT 1956I loved my Humber Sports racing bicycle with hand grip brakes, But it failed to reciprocate the love one day On Evelyn Avenue. I was racing downEvelyn heading for a visit with my friend Russ Vanstone. Going as fast I could. Now the tires and wheel rims of racing bikes are very narrow…maybean inch or so in diameter. As it so happened the open spaces in sewer grates is about 1.5 inches. I discovered this the hard way. My front wheelsuddenly dropped and locked in sewer grate. The bike stopped but I did not stop. I was catapulted over the handlebars and landed face first on thebricks and cement of the sidewalk. My facial skin was ripped badly. What to do? I had to get home to mom who would know whatever first aidwas needed.“Alan, what happened?”“I fell, bike got caught in sewer.”“You’ve got brush burns on face and shoulders….bad ones.”That was all I remembered. Mom stripped me and got me in the bathtub to gently remove the little stones imbedded in my skin…not just on my face.Shoulders as well as I was not wearing a shirt. But that help I do not remember.When I came to I was shocked to find myself standing stark nude in our bath tub while mom and her friend Ina were carefully cleaning me up. Nowthat was embarrasing.FALLING — THE BROKEN BEER BOTTLE INCIDENT 1944During the 1940’s we rented the second floor of a Victorian mansion that was on the corner of Gladstone Avenue and Sylvan Avenue. The house was reallyinside Dufferin Park. Gone now. Living in the park was entertaining since there was a lot of gang activity. Children left to do whatever they wanted becausetheir fathers were overseas fighting World War II. But that is just speculation on my part. The fact of gang activity cannot be denied however. Two big gangs, Junction
gange and Beanery gang liked to sort things out with fists and weapons. They did this regularly as I remember. One weapon of choice was the long necked beer bottle. Grab
the bottle by the neck, slam the bottom on a stone or a cement light standard and Presto…a very lethal looking weapon. Held in the hand by the neck meant thesharp shards of broken glass could be rammed into an adversary. After the fights the weapons were often discarded in the park. Discarding weapons happenedvery fast once the police arrived. One Saturday or Sunday afternoon mom took Eric and I for stroll through the park. We decided to play a game of Blind Man’sBluff. A scarf or big handkerchief was tied around my eyes and my job was to find Eric.“Can you see, Alan?”“Nope…nothing.”“Let me turn you around a few times like this..” I was pivoted“Now try and find Eric. He is standing still near you somewhere.”“YOW!…I’M CUT…BROKEN GLASS!.”I tripped on a tree root. Even today I remember the exact spot that it happened. I fell and by chanceone of the beer bottle weapons had been discarded near the tree root. My left leg fell on the sharp shardscutting me badly. Mom and Eric were aghast. I was scared…would I bleed to death?“Alan, come here, we will have get you to a hospital for some stitches:”“Stiches? Hospital?”“Yes…fast.”“I am not going,” I began to run home.“Come back here Alan.”I ran up the stairs, past our landlady Mrs. Southwick, then into our big communal bedroom.“Red, get Alan…he cut himself in the park.”“Where is he?”“In the bedroom, under the bed…holding on to the springs.”“I’ll get him.”Then Dad lifted up the bed and grabbed me wrenching me free from mydeath grip on the bed springs. After that I do not remember much. But proof that ithappened is easyto find for the scar just above my ankle remains visible to this day.FALLING: UNEXPECTED GYMNASTICS 1957Just a short account but I have never told this story to anyone. Every time I touch the back of myhead I am reminded of a totally unexpected fall I had back in high school. Gym class with eitherDunc Green or Streak McLelland gave me a kind of confidence I did not deserve. On the day inquestion I finally mastered a box horse somersault. Made me feel pretty good so as I leftschool that afternoon I noticed a bar that ran along the high chain link fence that surrounded ourfootball field at Humberside. There was a gap in the fence so students could come andgo. At the top of gap…about 8 feet up…was a bar running parallel to the ground. A challenge.I took a run, jumped up and grabbed the bar. Expected to swing there like the high wire acrobats.But the bar swivelled. And I fell backwards, head down. And landed on the concrete below.Hit hard. Was a bit stunned as I remember. No one saw me. I got up and continued home butdid not feel too good. And there was a bump on the back of my head. That bump is still there.Not sure if the bump was because of the fall or whether everyone has such a bump.What I remember most about that incident is how stupid I felt. I took anunnecessary risk and was lucky the consequence were not worse.FALLING: THE CROSS BODY BLOCK AND SMASHED FINGER 1958I am not the greatest athlete in the world. But football was one sport in which I excelled in a very small way.Few people ever notice the way linemen open holes for the glory boys…half backs, full back, quarter backs.The linemen do this by throwing their bodies against the defencemen on the other team. We had a marvellouscoach at Humberside, Fred Burford, who knew how each of the 24 players on the field should act…how theyshould step, turn, use shoulders or throw cross body blocks. Short choppy steps so legs arecoiled and ready to launch the body. Cross body blocks were used to take out outside linebackers mostly.Nothing mean about the block. Get close to the opposing player then launch body into the air parallel to the ground,try to hit him with your hip. Part of the game. No ill will involved. Football was a science to Mr. Burford.I loved it. And got qjuite good at the Cross Body. Except one day things went a bit awry when I threw aCross Body, took out the Corner Backer but let one hand hit ground splayed out like a bull frogs hand.The ball carrier or someone ran right over my hand with their football spikes. Smashed my little finger..broken inseveral places.My poor little finger! Sounds like such a trifling thing…a broken little finger. But that finger had immenseconsequences to me. First, was the operation. Mom and dad were both working so I travelled to St. Jospeph’shospital by street car one school day. I was in Grade 13…a big year…a tough year. Missing a day of schoolwas a problem that late October morning but it had to be done. Now, that is not the truth. I could have managedquite well with that broken finger. Some would say I should have ignored the medical advice and cancelled theoperation. Too late when I was on that street car. Let me put the events that followed in dialogue form.“Day surgery, young man, put on this robe.”(Robe as we all know is a misnomer. Half a robe is a better term. Bare ass to the wind robe is even better.)“Now we are going to prep you for the surgery, pull up your sleeve…just going to shaveyour arm…clean.”“Why are you shaving my right arm when the operation is on my left arm…little finger?”“Sorry, young man, wrong arm.”“Big needle!”“Local anesthetic…just feel a bit of a prick.” That was an understatement with many meanings. Prick?“There, we’ll wheel you into the hall … wait here until the doctor’s ready.”(Waited there a long time…too long as it turned out.)“OK, your turn now…operating theatre.‘What are those people above me doing?”“Watching…mostly interns…future surgeons.”(Doctor entered with several attendants)“OK son, we’ll have you out of here in no time.”“Just cut here…length of finger”“YOW!!! HURTS DOCTOR…REALLY HURTS!”“When did this boy get the local anesthetic?”“At 10…”“Ten? It’s now nearly noon…needle has worn off…quick givehim another shot.”The doctor did his job…cut, cleaned, wired little bones back in place…while I looked upat the half dozen faces looking down at me from their circle guest seats in the so called theatre.Not much pain after the second local cut in. I could live with it.“There, slap on the cast and soon you can go home. Anyone here to take you home?”“Nope…mom and dad both working.”“How will you get home?”“Street car.”“Fine.”As I remember there was a street car line on Roncesvales back then…hooked up with the Annette Street busand got me home. The cast was a little bit red at the tip. Some blood oozing…not much but enough to makeme feel woozy. Got home and went to school…maybe for afternoon classes. Not sure about that. What I became sure aboutwas the fact I could no longer take notes…couldn’t write. Cast on my hand was like a big club with a tiny wire tip sticking out.The wire held the broken bones in place. Eventually it was pulled out cleanly. Successful operation but my highschool career was affected. No ability to make notes. I am left handed.I felt OK. Even able to go back and play football. In one of the games I made a really good below the knees tackle of the enemy ball carrier…took himdown like a calf in a rodeo. Burford even congratulated me. But looked at me strangely. Something was wrong. A couple of weeks later bothBurford and Griffiths, the football coaches cornered me in the second floor hall. I did not think they even knew I existed.“Does that cast bother you Alan?”“not particularly.”“Does it affect your homework…your note taking…your classes.”“Not too bad, sirs….no”(I lied, what else could I do? Later, much later, I realized the football coaches were getting flack about football injuries. I was notthe only boy with a problem. One of my fellow team players had taken a fit…convulsions…from a head injury. So the coaches wereworried. Other teachers were questioning the football cult. My dismissal of the problem must have made them feel a bit better. If they believed me.Causation states that for every cause there is an effect. Bloody obvious, right? Not quite so simple though. When I taught high schoolhistory I amended the principle of causation. “For every cause there are multiple effects.” Consequences. Well, the trivial matter of mybroken finger had lots of effects some of which I will record…others i will not record because so many good things happened that recordingthem here seems like bragging. I counted over 20 consequences of that broken finger…some negative but most of them terrific…so terrificthat I dare not send them to any readers lest they consider me a big blowhard like that asshole Trump.What seemed to be a tragedy ended up as one of the best years of my life. To say much about that year would make meseem vain in the extreme so I have deleted the consequences and inserted the Bad Joke below. Would you do thisto your mother?BAD JOKE: FALLINGOur family lived on the second floor of 455 Annette Street in 1957. A long staircase went up to our family home of three rooms. Coming homefrom a football game one day Mom was waiting at the top of the stairs to hear from Eric and I about a game that day.“How was the game, Alan.”“Eric got hurt.”And I threw Eric’s helmet on the floor. Russ Vanstone had inadvertently run over the helmet with his 1956 Chevrolet. Smashed it all to hell.Eric, Russ and I thought it would be a good joke on mom. Now that was not a good idea. But we were teen agers. the story sort fits this sequence of stories on falling.Mom did not scream but she did put her hand to her mouth as I remember. Then Eric popped up the stairs.Consequences of that broke finger:Deleted: If Kevin or Andrew or grandkids want to know I will send an uncensored copy1) Pain for a short time2) Could not write…no school notes or homework done3) Pressure on final Gr. 13 exams made my mind go blank in physics exam.I could not remember what the basic symbol, the letter ’s’ stood for…a critical situation4) My Gr. 13 average marks dropped to around 70% which was not enough foracceptance into university5) I had choice of joining the work force or going back to high school to improve my marksI chose to go back although it was embarrassing…even felt humiliated6) Rejoined the football team and was chosen captain7) Elected President of Boys Athletic Association8) Got suspended for a week along with Vic and Ted for taking an afternoon tospot … look for weakness in an enemy high schools football team. Unsportsmanlike behaviour said VP Mr. Couke and he was correct I agreed.9) Reconsidered my life decided to use my spare periods as a chance to readbooks I had never had time to read as much before…Eric Fromm, Charles Dickens (all his novels), John Steinbeck, Arnold Toynbee, Robert Service,Luke Short, Loren Eisley (sp?),Robert Browning, Robert Frost, John Wyndham, Dwight Eisenhaur biography…lots of books…devised a check out notebook listing numberof pages to be read each half hour…often exceeded my estimate…had my head in books for most of that year.10) Asked head of history Evan Cruikshank if I could write the Gr. 13 history exam by home study…got his permission. Sameapplied to the Gr. 13 English exam…got permission from Roberta Charlesworth11) Made many speeches in auditorium promoting yearbook, athletics, school dances, etc.12) Had chance to consider my future…university bound but scared about it…mom was a seamstress,dad was a tire builder, thus a working class family so university was a novel experience. Was I biting off more than I could chew?13) was chosen for both football all star teams by Toronto newspaper…Toronto Star, Toronto Telegram14) was chosen Head Boy for Humberside Collegiate Institute 195815) Improved my marks and was accepted as a student at Victoria College, University of Toronto16) was asked to make the farewell speech for Mr. Les Devitt, math teacher who, during WW! was a testpilot for Toronto made aircraft. if he felt a plane to be unworthy he deliberately crash landed the planeso no young man would be endangered in a war combat situation…fact unknown to students until then.17) Broke up with my steady girl friend…we just went separate ways…which led to meeting Marjorie Hughesat Victoria College second year sock hop. We had good chemistry…natural…friend for life… became my wife.If I hadn’t broken that little finger we might never have met. Marjorie had a lot of men to choose from. I waslucky even if undeserving at times.18) wrote a play about our 38th Rover Crew…corny but a lot of fun.
19) had long talks with Russ Vanstone about just about anything…politics (he was s conservative, I was CCF or Liberal or nothing, Girls,
FALLING: ICE AT FARM…BASHED BACK OF MY HEAD 2010Just a short story here. I was working alone at the farm one midwinter morning. Snow had turned to ice onthe sloping fields and I slipped. Anyone who has fallen knows that once the fall begins there is not mucha person can do to stop it. You can roll like a wrestler does but usually the fall is so fast that little can be done.That was the case on that winter day in 2010. My feet slipped forward and I went over backward and my head struckthe hard ice like a pumpkin hits the trash bin after Halloween. It hurt. But not that much really. So I continuedworking and did not give too much thought about it until I dropped into the hardware store to get some lumber.“Can you take a look at the back of my head?”“Jesus, you got a big slice there…some blood,..flap of skin and hair…let meget our first aid kit.”And the man who handles lumber bandaged me up until I got home“Alan, we’ll need to see Dr. Bahiya at the Walkin In…you need stitches.”And so my head was sewn back together. Not really a big deal. I wondered why there was so little blood forhead wounds are supposed to be bloody. Later, I went back and thanked the hardware guy.FALLING: DROPPED OFF A SMALL CLIFF IN SOUTH OF FRANCE 2014(We were having a grand time in the South of France…our own farm house for a week…then WHAM!)Too many pictures here, I know that. Who takes pictures when someone is injured?. As fortune would have it, Kevin decided to document theexperience. Fortunately he was not present when the French nurse said “en face out non?”(What was the worst part? Coming out of the anesthetic. )“What a great day…sunshine in the morning makes me happy as the John Denver song goes.”“A little early to get up, Alan.”“Let everyone sleep, I am going for a walk and take some pictures of that Lavender Field down the road.”“Breakfast in an hour.”We had rented a French farm house about an hour north of Marseilles. Beautiful area. Soft sunshine, pastel painted villages, lavender fieldsand even wild pigs. No English spoken…really the old France before the descent of English tourists by the busload.“Dad, it would be best if you did not try to speak French…:’“Why?”“Because your accent is terrible and you keep slipping English words into the conversation which confuses everyone.”“To hell with you.”So I was alone on my walk and climbed a small hill…rock strewn hill that ended in a rather steep decline on the other side.But the lavender field was stunning. I got out my pocket camera and began snapping. At the same time I was backing upto get a better panorama. Bscked too far…feet stepped on a whole pile of rounded pebble…like ball bearings to my feet.Suddenly I was rolling…faster and faster…no control…over the steep cliff face…faster and faster. Then WHACK! I hita tree halfway down the hill…bounced off and continued the fall. Heard something crack… Had time to think and protect my camera in my clenchedfist…hit a couple of rocks and then fell about five or six feet to the road below. Landed spread eagled.“God-damn-it-all -anyway, must have broken my camera,” That was my first thought when I got my bearings.“Camera is fine,” Unrapped it from my clenched fist.“Then why sound of that crack?”“My wrist…right side…broken.”I took stock of myself and the picture was not good. Quite a bit of blood, broken wrist, bruised legs, clothes torn. A car came by and swerved toavoid me but did not stop. Maybe I looked like a drunk. “Got to get back to the farm house…drag myself…cannot faint.”Slowly made it back…Knocked on the door…why did I knock? Don’t know. Morgan, one of granddaughters answered.“What happened to you Grandpa?: she screamed“Need to get to a hospital…fell off a cliff…broke my wrist…all bashed up.”“Kevin, get the car…must be a hospital around here…a town?”Found a hospital and was immediately admitted and wheeled from emergency to a private hospital bed. “God, this is going to cost a lot of money,”ran through my head. But when hurt money does not really matter. A couple of doctors examined my wrist after the brush burns were attended to.“Vous avez besoin d’ operation immédiatement.”“Ou?”“Ici?…aujourd’hui ou demain.?”I said my French was only fair, but in this crisis it got worse. We agreed to have the surgeon operate the next morning. No mention of money.So I spent that night alone in a strange hospital in a foreign country in a nervous state. Stupidly I had asked them to put me under…and anesthetic…for the operation. Wish that had never been agreed. When I woke up later that day…maybe early afternoon…first person I saw was Marjoriesitting on a chair reading. But I couldn’t breath. Had a mask on my face and maybe oxygen was being pumped at me. But my lungs were outof synchronization with the artificial lung. Sheer terror. Made things worse. I just could not breathe. Took a few minutes for my lungs to take overI remember that fear to this day. Any operations that can be done using local anesthetics are welcome. Knock-out is not.I do not know how long I was supposed to stay in the hospital. Several days I think. I managed to stay two more nights I thinkentertained myself in the dark hours of the night by singing. Yes, singing. My brother says I cannot sing. But I know better. My versionof Old Man River coursed through the halls. “Old Man River, he just keeps rolling…keeps on rolling along…” Not sure but I think onenight I heard another voice from somewhere nearby also singing.Finally, I just walked out of the hospital. Paid my bill earlier. Guess how much? No, let me tell you. The cost for everything…hospital bed,doctors assessments, washing, surgery, anesthetic, meals, surgery, nurses…the cost was $2,000. That was all. Terrific treatment too.One funny incident happened while I was recovering. My body was badly bruised…black on one side of my body, white on the other. Likesome medieval clown. At some point early on I had to take a leak…had to take it bad. Indicated such to the nurse and shesaid four words I cannot forget: “En face ou non?” What did that mean? Ahah…she is asking if I need to face the toilet orsit down. If I have to sit down then she will have to help me take a leak. Yuk! I responded after a few moment thought, “En face”I did not add “s’il vows plait” but got right down to business. The nurses expression did not change. What a relief? I could takea leak. If I could take a leak then I must be OK. So, shortly afterward, I just walked out of the hospital. Kevin and therest of the family picked me up on the road. No, I was not half naked wearing a hospital gown that made me bare ass to thewind. I had dressed myself…hurt a bit but did it.The final insult came when we were back in England and discovered that Air Canada would not let me fly home until I wascertified as air worthy by a doctor. I understand why. Occasionally we read of a passenger jet having to land in somedistant airport because of a passenger emergency. The hurts everybody. So we got a doctor in London who examined megave the green light. And finally we got home…to my bed…sorry, our bed. Washroom right beside us where I do not needto make the choice of “en face ou non.”The operation was a success. Only difficulty was the temporary wires or pins holding my wrist together were coveredby my skin…had to be cut open to pull the pins weeks later. Really no big deal.FALLING THE STEPS WERE INVISIBLE…TORN ACHILLES TENDON 2017(Torn Achilles tendon…wheelchair and ‘the plastic boot’…meant Marjorie had more work to do)We travelled first class on British Rail from London to Sheffield. Supposed to be the beginning of agreat family Christmas in England. Nice way to start. Spacious seats, big picture windows, private table,a light meal, and a super fast train.Unfortunately things did not work out as planned. Gabriela had purchased a used Volvo from a cardealer in Sheffield. Quite a fancy showroom in a converted factory. Lots of soaring stairways and greatarchitectural details to make car buyers feel special. A nice walkway joined the two showroomswith excellent photos of the old factory on both walls. I walked up the entry curved slope lookingat the pictures. And then I stepped off into space. Flying in the air…hurtling for s few seconds. Have you heard of infinite swimming pools that seemto stretch to the horizon. I expected the gentle curve walkway would be the same at both ends. It was not.the far end had abrupt steps downward. I missed them and stepped off into space.Fell about five feet down on to a cement floor. Twisted as I fell. Ended up almost paralyzed behind two new cars. Could not getup as my legs would not work. Grabbed the back of a car. No help. Finally three salesmen found me. Some blood from headand hand cuts but, worse, legs wouldn’t work right. Especially left leg…like it was broken.“Carry or help me over this ramp …family over there.”“Dad, what happened?”“Alan, you are hurt…how did it…”“Didn’t see the steps…thought I was on a ramp…maybe I will get better if I sit down”Never got better. Very painful. Could not walk. They bundled me up in the new car anddrove back to London…took about 5 hours. Then Gabriela phoned the Highgate Private Hospitalwho took me right away. A very concerned doctor poked and prodded while I lay flat on myface trying to do what he asked.“Move your toes on right foot:“There, how is that?”“Now move your toes on the left foot…move them.”“They won’t move.”“Looks like you have torn your Achilles tendon. We won’t know how bad until we take X-Rays andsee the surgeon who happens to be in the building.”So began a whole bunch of things. The X Rays conformed my tendon was torn badly…80% torn. Just barelyholding. A specialist then fitted me with a huge plastic boot with rubber pockets that could be hand pumped.Kevin phoned and rented me a wheelchair for I could not walk. Our joyous Christmas plans were put on hold.Not all bleak though. I was able to drag myself…or, rather, Marjorie was able to drag me to a couple of the Charity storesthat feature cheap clothes, various discarded hard goods, and piles and piles of good books. We bought a bigpile of each. Kevin managed to wheel me into a pub or two for a local pint of ale.The best thing that happened was the wheelchair. People do not look at you if you are in a wheelchair. Other wheelchairpeople do look however and greet and share their grief. I was not alone. It was a new kind of existence. And we turnedit into a bit of fun. Various entertainers played flutes, sang songs, picked at guitars…most had caps in hand or on thesidewalk for donations. Now this gave me an idea. Why not join them. So Kevin, Marjorie an Gabriela parked mebeside a tall lean man collecting money for Cancer. I looked part of the charity. Put on a solemn face and turned mybaseball cap into a money pot. Before my joke turned sour we dumped the money in the cancer pot and Kevin wheeled meaway.Back in Canada I was disappointed to learn that it would take another three months or moe for me to even consider walkingnormal. And for most of that time I had to wear the accursed boot. At night, however, it could be loosened and eventually removed.Sadly I will never be perfect again I fear. But damn close to perfect.That bit of bravado got me into deep trouble a year later at the High Park Curling Rink.FALLIING SLIPPED ON THE ICE…BACKWARDS WITH HEAD HITTING LIKE A GONG NOVEMBER. 2018My torn Achilles tendon was healing well. I spent a lot of money doing therapy at $75 a crack during the summer and fallof 2018. I wanted to be ready to curl again. Monica had taken over my skip responsibilities and she was good but I neededto take command again just to inflate my ego a little. No more classy deliveries. I was using the stick which made curlinglook like shuffleboard. Hot shot curlers make snide remarks of those that use the stick They believe we are not real curlers. Andthey are right. Amazing how they change their minds when they get older and a little stiff in the joints and then have touse the stick as well. Humbling experience. In my case I kept wearing my slider. Slider? That’s a piece of slippery leatherworn on one foot so a curler can slide down the ice a ways while delivering a rock.Mistake I made was continuing to wear my slider on my right foot. While at the same time I was recovering fromthat torn Achilles tendon on my left foot. Two feet that were handicapped. But I managed to get back in the game.Got over confident as usual. Then one evening I threw a real killer take out rock. Gave it all I could give. Too much.I ripped up in the air…two feet forward and up…head pointed down. Then crashed to the ice. My head hit with suchforce that the curlers at the other end of the ice stopped in mid stride. Fortunately I was wearing a helmet that I gotfor a couple of dollars at a farm sale. That helmet saved my life. Yes, no overstatement. Even with the helmeton I was a bit stunned. Hit so hard I cracked the helmet which takes some doing. So there I was splayed out onthe ice with helpers trying to help. “Leave him there.” “Get him up.” “Is he conscious?”They got me to my feet and then called the medics on 911. “That’s the rule, Alan, if a head hits the icewe have to call the Paramedics, so just sit here until they come,” said Stephen Low, worried I wouldjust drive home. I guess it was a slow night because in no time I had four or five paramedics around mepoking me and asking questions. The teams came off the ice and were suddenly quiet…most unusualfor loudmouth curlers. I think they thought I was dying. Admittedly I was a bit confused. Medics do thatto a person.The silence bothered me. Like being in a funeral home. Then I remembered a comment by Mark Twaincommenting on a newspaper article the was wrong. “It’s OK, everyone, remember that comment by Mark Twain…‘Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” I could feel the energy pour back into the roomand orders for draught beer were back to normal.But my adventure was not over. Stephen and his son Andrew drove me home after I refused togo to the local hospital because ‘my Dad said people only go there to die’ (which he did himself strange to say).I will go to our own hospital,…the Trillium in Mississauga. It was there that the strangest thing happened.The triage nurse has to decide priorities…i.e. who needs care fast. She noted my particulars…birthday, etc…then she asked:“And, sir, what year is this?”“Must be 1979.”(It was really 2018)I do not know why I said that. Just a gut answer. But it was wrong…way wrong. And the nurseput a little red sticky thing on my admitting bracelet. That got me a Catscan an hour later.Came out all clear…fortunately. I was impressed all the same.
I was OK.
FALLING I MAY NOT BE THE BEST SKIER…BUT I CAN CARTWHEEL 1965-1000I forget when Marjorie put our ski equipment in the dump…somewhere around the year 2000. She had goodreason to do so. She was a better skier than I would ever be as I came to skiing very late in life. Too manyother things to do…like work for 35 cents an hour rather than ski at $100 a day (guess work). When I didski, however, I did a lot of falling. My style at best became a modified snow plow.Falls? Lots of them. Like the time a Smugglers Notch when I got going so fast I could not turn into the woods.That would be certain death so I sped down the hill. Not quite all the way down. My ski tips dipped and over Iwent into a cartwheel style. Lucky no one was around and even luckier, I was unhurt. Other falls? AtBlue Mountain I got ripping down again…too fast to turn or use snowplow. Came around a pile of stacked snowat the bottom at the same time another guy like me came hurtling on the other side. Face to face, body to bodyl
We collided…yes, face to face…could have kissed each other. The solid thump of our bodiesspread the impact. Neither of us were hurt even though we were locked together like two bull moosein rutting season. Then there was my first ski venture up in North Bay at the Harris ski hills. Alone as Marjoriewas busy shopping. “Let me try your old boyfriends ski hills” She had dated Sid Harris for a bit. Mike Harris,who became a right wing Premier of Ontario, was the little brother. That Harris ski hill should havebeen declared a Ski Hazard. The lumps on the hills were solid rocks underneath. I know because I hitmany of them and came back to North Bay with the bruises to prove it. My stupidest effort at skiingoccurred outside Collingwood at the ski hill north of Blue Mountain. These were steep hills for expert skiers or forthose rubber bodied 12 year olds. On that venture I made a big mistake. I had one of my skis and oneof Marjorie’s…a long ski and as short ski. But I had paid my money so figured I would have to bite thebullet ski lob-sided. I did for a few body bashing runs. Fell a lot that time. Bottom line I never skiedwithout a few falls. Normal for most human beings I think. Amazing that Marjorie, Kevin, Andrew,my brother Eric and his wife Judy are such hot shots skiers. Eric still skis at 78 years of age. Loves it.In my glory days I think I asked Eric why he wanted me along on a ski venture. “For entertainment, Alan, entertainment.”FALLING FARMING IS DANGEROUS 1975(Get the idea…see Kevin and Andrew beside our old W6, Dad getting beams ready…now imagine that bean across shoulders as the tractor moves forward…no foot on clutch…could not reach pedal)(Our old barn had collapsed when we were kids…needed rebuilding)“Marjorie, let’s build a new barn? I’ve got the beams from a barn demolition…we can do it?”“Have you ever built a barn?”“Learn as I go.”Well the lesson was a hard one. Dad and I planted one long post beam that would be the beginning ofthe barn. That was as far as I got.“Beam is in the wrong place…pull it down.”So I moved Old Red, my W6 1953 tractor near the post then tied a rope to the post and beganto drive forward. pulling down the beam. It was a long beam firmly planted in a post holeand as it came down it fell acrossthe tractor resting on my shoulders…dead centre. The pressure was terrible. Forced my footoff the clutch so the tractor kept inching forward and the beam exerted more and more pressure.I was being crushed. Just below me were the boys…watching. Andrew and Kevin. Theydid not think anything was wrong. But I was being crushed as the beam pressed harder andharder. Thought I was about to die.Then a strange thing happened. Adrenalin kicked in and gave me strength I did not know waspossible. I squeezed out from under the bean and fell to the ground right where the boys werestanding. They thought I was being funny. Nothing funny about that fall.FALLING ALASKA — FELL FROM AN S-52 SIKORSKY HELICOPTER 1960We were doing geophysical prospecting on the barren lands of western Alaska. Near theBering Sea. A vast land with few people but beneath that land is a gigantic copperbody whose limits we were trying to measure. To do so Humble Oil, an American oilcompany, had contracted two Sikorsky S52 helicopters to get our crew from point to pointon the vast arctic tundra. We had two ex military pilots one of whom woke us each morningwith his voice on an battery powered bull horn.“Let’s get Fucking airborne!”A joyous greeting followed by the thumping and whumping of the helicopter blades as thehuge machines warmed up. We welcomed the sound. And after a few weeks we gotcomfortable sitting with our feet dangling out of the cargo doors as the helicopter lifted itselfskyward like a giant moose fly. I got a little too over confident.One morning just as the helicopter was lifting off the ground I leapt from thepontoon to the cargo door as I had done many times before. What I forgot that timewas the reel of heavy base line wire on a pack frame on my back. It weighed about 70 pounds…heavy.So when I jumped , I missed the cargo door and fell between the pontoon and the door.Fell straight down to the ground. Not as bad as that sounds….perhaps fell only five or ten feetjust as lift off was happening. Hit the tundra back first since the reel and wire flipped meover. Not too much danger landing on tundra in summer time. Like landing on a twig madecushion of low plant life , moss and melt water.My biggest worry was when the pilot noticed and brought the helicopter back down.He was good…imagine he had done lots of rescues in the heat of battle. Landed, waited forme to throw the wire in the cargo door then jump back in. And we got ‘fucking airborne’ again.There is no thrill quite like cruising through the air in an S-52 with your feet danglingin space as you look down at the earth. None of us fell from that height.FALLING IN OUR OWN LANE…UNCONSCIOUS 2015Falling cannot be stopped once it begins. Best a person can do is roll with the fall…like a ball…spread the impact around.That is fine to say but almost impossible to do sometimes. One of my worst falls happened in our own laneway.There is a patch of asphalt that is a bit lower than elsewhere. Water fills the patch. And in the winter time thatwater freezes into an invisible slab of ice. There had been a bit of snow falling overnight so the patch of icewas even less visible.I remember the airborne part of falling that day. But not much else. Knocked myself out for a spell of time. Not sure howlong but when I awakened I knew i was in trouble. Dazed. And some blood. No glasses anywhere. I managed toget to the front door:“Marjorie, I am hurt…slipped on the ice…need to go to the hospital…get the car ready.”And I sat down heavily on the front room couch. Still a bit dazed. Instead of the car, Marjoriecalled 911 and two burly medics helped me into their ambulance.I came around….do not remember any stitches.
“Alan, we could not find your glasses until Woody nosed along a trail of blood. Glasses were a long
when I noticed Marjorie returning from shopping with two big bags.“Just a second, I’ll give you a hand.”“You stay right where you are, Alan, that pach of ice…remember?”So I did (Fine husband you are Alan)FALLING FROM A LADDER 1990“I Would like that cauldron for our movie…the one up there on the third level.”“Just a second…get the ladder and get it down.”“There…pull it forward…the ladder is slipping….OWWWWW!”Now I cannot tell this full story because the results of the ladder moving would upset sensitive readers.Suffice it to say the ladder moved down about two feet with my body pressed against it. Two feet belowwas an industrial sewing machine with exposed gears and other sharp parts. I hit this point andstopped the ladder. But I was hurt…how bad? I could not say immediately because the movieset buyer was down on the floor. She was young and enthusiastic and totally unaware of thepain I felt from that short fall.
Censored: Use your imagination or speak to me privately
I was going to be OK. I can say no more,Still standing…most of the timeFALLING NO JOKING MATTER: SAD CASE OF WALTER HELSTEIN 1958(Often our trails were almost invisible…just a blaze mare here and there and then, at foot level, inadvertently sharpened saplings.Walter Helstein put one of these sharp spikes through his hand. Nothing could be done to help him. No hospitals could be reached.)Nothing funny about falling. Really no laughing matter so let me apologize for the light remarks bytelling you an experience that happened long ago when I began my work in the bush. We werea crew of four dropped by a Beaver float plane in a remote part of the Groundhog River. No line cutting crewso we had to cut our own lines with blazing axes. That part of the Ontario wilderness had a lotof tag alder and scrub poplars growing. When blazing a trail we would cut the brush with adownward stroke of our blazing axes. So what? The tag alders were not cut flush to theground . They were slashed. End result is that a sharp spike was left where the slashing happened.Imagine hundreds of these spike along our trails. Falling on them was certainly dangerous sowe were cautious.Walter Helstein was an older man recruited from a casual labour pool in Timmins or South Porcupine.He had no bush experience. And he was not in the best of health anyway.“Walter, never step on the wet logs that cross our trails…easy to slip and fall…so stepover them.”“Why dangerous?”“The Tag alder spikes…fall one of them and it will go through your body like a Japanese jungletrap in World War II.”So Walter was warned but he was also unfit for our work. We knew the danger.He stepped on top of a moss covered rotten tree that crossed one of our trails.He slipped and fell. His right hand was impaled on a tag alder spike. Bad situation. We did
not know this had happened because Walter was slower thant Bob, Floyd and me.
By then it was early September and the unnamed lake where we had our fly campwas thick with September fog. No float plane could land even though we put anSOS kind of call through to Austin Airways in South Porcupine.Each night in our tent as the freezing wind blew rain in the tent flap and our tin stovebelched out red hot heat from split birch cordwood…each night Walter’s pain then infectiongot worse and worse until by the 7th or 8th day when a plane finally landed, his arm wasswollen badly and he was beyond any attempt at conversation. He cried for s couple of
the nights…not tear type crying…paint crying. Then even that ceased.
We never heard from Walter again. Our camp was packed up a week or so later.By then Walter was in a hospital somewhere. Apparently he spent most of theyear in hospital. Infection set in and there was danger he would lose his arm.I do not know what happened in the end. Rumour had it that lying in a hospital bed was better than tryingto dodge moss covered deadfalls and stiletto pointed alder spikes. There I go again, makinglight humour out of dark tragedy. Sorry Walter if you ever read this.Falling is no joke. If I have made light of Falling please read between the lines or,better still, go back to that first picture of my nose.FALLING IN LOVE — WOULD BE A BETTER IDEA AND A BETTER STORY
alan skeochJan. 2019