EPISODE 393 BACK TO SQUARE BAILS…DID YOU NOTICE? JULY 20, 2021


EPISODE 393    BACK TO SQUARE BAILS…DID YOU NOTICE ?

alan skeoch
july 20 2021


SUDDENLY MACHINES RATTLED THE SILENCE OF A COUNTRY ROAD

The nice thing about an empty road is the chance to look around as I’m driving.  Today there was more action
in the grain field than on the road…so I slowed down, stopped, slipped into reverse and backed up

Something a little surprising was happening…took me a few minutes to figure it out.
SO I backed up and recorded the movement.  A whole lot of machinery…new.   And
operated by one man.

But that was not the point…there was something else at work in my brain.

And it seemed I was not alone.   There was a white half ton truck nearby.  The driver must have been as fascinated
as I was.  Too fascinated for he ended up in deep trouble as you will see at the end of this story.






Coming straight down the windrow of loose straw after the combine had got the good stuff…winter wheat or barley.






Massey Ferguson tractor…once made in Toronto but no longer so.


AHAH!  This is a new version of an old machine.   Back to square bails with a difference.   No need for a stacker…one man’s job
is gone with this self stacker…when the load is full it is plopped down in the field for a tractor with a front end pick up.

Years ago we were the loaders.  The bailer would shoot the bound bails at us and we had to stack them 
quickly on the wagon.   As I  remember there were three of us doing the job.  We had to move fast.  Occasionally someone
would grab the bail by one string…snap the twine and a shower of loose straw would wreck our system.  “Push the bastard off…I mean
the broken bail…not you guys.”

The big round bailers are still working most fields.  Problem with them is storage…wrapped in heavy plastic tarps….hundreds of 
these sheets of plastic.  Terrible waste.  “Why not store the round bails in the barns..most of which are empty?”

Simple answer…round bails roll….push out the barns support beams. And the round bails are hard to get in and out
of Ontario bank barns.   Have you ever tried to lift a round bail?  Can’t be done.  Square bails are human friendly …can be lifted. Round bails are
inhuman…cannot be lifted.    


So the whole job of bailing straw can now be done by one man…or woman.








Just a bit farther down the fifth line I met a guy who also must
have been rubber necking his way north on this bright summer day.
Seems he missed the road perhaps while watching the combine at work.
But I do not know how he could miss the road…just guessing he was rubber 
necking.

EPISODE 392 JUST IN CASE YOU ARE INTERESTED…TABLES ( sort of tables )

EPISODE 392     JUST IN CASE YOU ARE INTERESTED…


alan skeoch
July 20. 2021

The phone rang early this morning.
“Alan, I have some tables you might want to purchase.”
“What kind?
“I will send a picture.”

And so she did.  I am not interested but maybe someone
who gets my episodes might have room for them in an apartment
or condo…or maybe in their five ton truck.

If so, let me know…I will forward the info.

alan

P.S.  Just a thought.  Old man Trump has not quite finished his
border wall…maybe these would help if covered with barbed wire.

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Episode 391 MOTION PICTURE TREASURES…(beaten and bashed like all of us)

FILMING IS BIG BUSINESS IN TORONTO…HERE IS ONE REASON WHY


EPISODE 391     MOTION PICTURE SET DRESSING TREASURES (matter of opinion)


alan skeoch
july 2021



Good news came up the farm laneway in the form of a 5 ton truck sent
loaded with gifts from Michael V.   Treasures ,really.  So here are
some pictures and a few questions to which the only answer is “GOOD!”

“ALAN, we need set dressing for a factory in ruins…”
GOOD
“MARJORIE, we need some things for village in 1950’s…i.e. oil storage tanks…iron wheels.”
GOOD
“ALAN, we need some things for a back alley in a tough city.”
GOOD
“MARJORIE, we need some things for a ship yard in ruins…1930’s rusty…broken…forgotten”
GOOD
“ALAN  we need a disaster scene dressing”
GOOD
“MARJORIE, The setting is a scrap yard.”
GOOD
“ALAN, we need rusty things left on a desert island in 1944.
GOOD

“MARJORIE, I would not have this stuff on our lot.”
GOOD
“ALAN, This is ridiculous…junk”
GOOD
“MARJORIE, there is no place to keep this stuff.”
GOOD
“ALAN, we need a fake sunflower,,blooming in a junk yard.”
GOOD
“MARJORIE we need a guy in short pants …goof/”
GOOD
ALAN. I would not allow this stuff..”
GOOD

THANKFULLY few people know the secret of good set
dressing.  Do you really want to know? Good set dressing
must be beaten and twisted, torn and paint chipped, weathered and
dying.  Why?  Because then and only then does a motion picture
set capture the human condition. I’m talking about serious drama…
not the fluffy stuff.  Take a close look around the real world.

alan


EPISODE 390 “PLANTING A SUN FLOWER THAT WILL NEVER DIE” (With help from Bill Brooks)

EPISODE 390   “PLANTING A SUN FLOWER THAT WILL NEVER DIE” (with help from Bill Brooks)


alan skeoch
July 20, 2021



“Bill, could you help me get this sunflower ready to survive the winter…to survive many winters?”
“Expect I can”
“After you get the road grader done.”
“Might just do the sunflower first.””
(Bill never said I look like a water melon but he must have
thought that…instead he got working on the sun flower.)


“This potato digger needs a new home…are you interested?”
“Bill, Marjorie will be thrilled…”
“I’ll drop it on the lawn in front of your farm house tomorrow….along
with the sunflower.”




“NOW I might just get back to the road grader…”

EPISODE 390 “PLANTING A SUN FLOWER THAT WILL NEVER DIE” (With help from Bill Brooks)

EPISODE 390   “PLANTING A SUN FLOWER THAT WILL NEVER DIE” (with help from Bill Brooks)


alan skeoch
July 20, 2021



“Bill, could you help me get this sunflower ready to survive the winter…to survive many winters?”
“Expect I can”
“After you get the road grader done.”
“Might just do the sunflower first.””
(Bill never said I look like a water melon but he must have
thought that…instead he got working on the sun flower.)


“This potato digger needs a new home…are you interested?”
“Bill, Marjorie will be thrilled…”
“I’ll drop it on the lawn in front of your farm house tomorrow….along
with the sunflower.”




“NOW I might just get back to the road grader…”

EPISODE 389 “STRIPPING THE GEARS” ( with Bill Brooks)

EPISODE 389   “STRIPPING THE GEARS”  (with Bill Brooks)


alan skeoch
July19, 2021



“World treating you well, young fellow?”
“good and bad…up and down…hot and cold”
“Come over here…something for you to see.”

I had a job for Bill Brooks to do…to make a special sunflower…but
he got me distracted right away.  Bill is a mechanic who likes
to be challenged.

“Take a look at those gears”
“Look good to me…what are they worth?’
“Can you spare $3,000?”
“You mean those gears are worth $3,000?  what’s wrong with them?”
“Look closer….gears have been stripped…”



“I have to find new or used gears like this…to fit the front end of a
four wheel drive Ford tractor built in the 1960’s.”
“Any luck?”’:
“We can get new gears from a factory in Italy for $3,000…right now we are
asking around scrap yards for a used set but no luck.”





“Stripping the gears…jamming a gear change without using the clutch…that’ll
start the stripping….eventually the gears just will not work together any more.”

“You know something Bill…”

“Know some things.”

“The term ‘stripping the gears’ could be applied to the current big
problems below the border in the United States.   A lot of gear 
stripping going on down there…eventually the government could 
just not work any more.  Trump stripped the gears a lot when he 
was president….”



EPISODE 388 ROAD JUST DID NOT LOOK GOOD … UNTL OUR HIBISCUS GREETD

EPISODE 388   ROAD JUST DID NOT LOOK GOOD … UNTL OUR HIBISCUS GREETED


alan skeoch
july 13. 2021

TWO WAYS OF LOOKING AT RAINDROPS…BETTER TITLE



“Alan, this storm is bad…cannot see as I drive…should I pull over?
“too dangerous…cars behind will drive over us…keep moving.”
“Why did they decide to reconstruct the road?”
“To test your driving skills Marjorie.”





“Alan, I can’t see the road….driving blind.”
“Try prayer.”




“Road blocked…just as rain eased….”
“Power of prayer”


Not exactly comforting to find this blocking the road just as the rain eased up.

And then we were home and raindrops began to look charming


EPISODE 386 YOUR HOME ON NATIVE LAND…BOOK I WROTE ON FIRST NATIONS PEOPLE…SAD RESULT

EPISODE 386     YOUR HOME ON NATIVE LAND…BOOK I WROTE ON FIRST NATIONS PEOPLE…SAD RESULT


alan skeoch
July 2021




When I wrote ‘Your Home on Native Land’, I was quite proud of the result.   I felt I was doing my small bit
to right the wrongs suffered by our First Nations people.  Well, the old adage that pride goeth before a fall
soon deflated my pride.  




“Dad, you must publish your stories.  Get an agent.”
“Kevin, I do not want to go through that grief.”
“But the stories are good.””
“So say you…an agent, then a publisher will put them through
a meat grinder along with my soul, if I have a soul.  I would rather
just muddle along and hope someone actually reads the stories
on the internet.”

Writing is a tough and thankless job that triggers more criticism than compliments.
I wonder why so many people actually write and publish books only to have
the manuscripts taken apart…sometimes brutally.  I have been on both ends
of this.   For a few years long ago, I was the book critic for the OSSTF BULLETIN.  Loved
doing the evaluations but now wish I had held back some of my smart ass comments.
Those comments hurt people.  I wish it had not been so.  I was young and thoughtless.
One book in particular should have been treated better.  Title? I think it was about an owl
and life experience.   I rushed the review…said things that must have hurt the author.
Regret that deeply even now … the review was 50 or so years ago. Very few ever
read it thankfully.

  So far I have authored and co-authored
around 13 book and several filmstrip histories (Filmstrip?  That word means nothing today).
All the books had to grind their way across the burning coals of criticism.

“Alan. you must be a rich man from the royalties!”

What a joke.  The Canadian writer, Hugh Garner, framed one of his
royalty checks.  It was somewhere around $2.50!    He cursed about that
in his book ‘One Damn Thing and Another’.  I know the feeling having received
such a check myself.  Today publishes do not send out such checks. Ten dollar
minimum royalty to get a check.

Some checks were larger and reasonable but no check
was ever humungous.  Young writers should never quit their day jobs.  Any author
will tell you that. (Publishing is a tough game as well…involves investing lots of
cash that may never return.)

Advice: “Write because you want to write…as if you have something
worth saying.  Never expect a financial reward.  That will keep you sane
and reduce the number of expletives you will use.”


  This book titled
YOUR HOME ON NATIVE LAND comes to mind.   Never seen a copy?  Little wonder since the
book was likely ground into paper dust several years ago.  Before that happened
the publisher, Jackie Stewart, delivered 30 copies to our house.  Most are still here.


The legends of our indigenous people are fascinating and plump with meaning.
Particularly the Legend of Creation which is told something like this”

LEGEND OF CREATION

“High above the clouds lived the Sky People
One day, a crack appeared in the sky a hole, where
a big tree had fallen over.
Sky Woman , who was pregnant, looked down through the hole…slipped
and fell.
As she fell, a pair of loons saw her and caught her on their backs, saving her
from drowning.
But they could not hold her, so they cried for help.
Then a great SNAPPING TURTLE emerged fro the water world and 
Sky Woman dropped on the turtle’s back.
But his back, though large, was not large enough to hold
her forever.
So all the creatures of the water and air were called to a meeting to see
what they could do for Sky Woman.
The snapping turtle said, “We must have some earth.”
And so the beaver and the muskrat and all the birds that could
dive tried to get some mud from the bottom of the ocean.
They failed.
Then the great snapping turtle found some mud already lodged
in a hidden place in its own mouth.
“Here is some mud.Rub it on the edges of my back and it will grow.”
They did, and the turtle’s shell grow to become the land we know
as North America.*

(*First Nation story tellers of eastern North America repeated versions of this story
…with the same core truths…expressed
orally,  hence variations.   Indigenous people of western North America used
ravens in their legends.)

THINK ABOUT IT:  GIANT SNAPPING TURTLE and PLATE TECTONICS

The Legend is not that much different from the scientific
explanation of plate tectonics…great masses of rock floating
above the earth’s liquid magma.   One touching theme in the
legend is First Nation respect for all living things on the earth…
and also recognition of women as leaders.


MY THOUGHTS AS I BEGAN TO WRITE

  Why did I choose a boy rather than a girl?  Boys, in my
experience teaching high school for 30 years, just do not read as well as girls.  So I wrote a book
that I hoped boys would read as well as girls.  I created an indigenous boy to tell the story of his people. He asked
questions that his wise grandmother answered.  All using first person dialogue between the boy and his grandmother.

Seemed like a good idea.  It was not.


End of story.

Well not quite the end.  If I had not taken on the task I would never have got the
phone call that led me to the Lubicon Cree…a small tribe that was forgotten.
Next story.

alan

EPIODE 385 WALL PAINTINGS BY MR. KUNA…ISLINGTON

EPISODE 385     WALL PAINTINGS BY MR. JOHN KUNA…ISLINGTON


alan skeoch
July 2021


This could have been my grandfather, Ed Freeman…trying to make a living selling produce from his tiny farm near
Islington in 1908.  Tough times.   Sold the farm and headed for Northern Ontario where conditions were worse…seemed
all the north was on fire…bush fires.

MARJORIE SKEOCH MAKES A DISCOVERY


“Alan, I want to show you something wonderful..startling.”
“Not another visit to the Salvation  Army used clothing store I hope.”
“Don’t be silly…I want you to see the street art gallery by John Kuna on brick walls of Islington.”

“Islington … that was where granddad Freeman first settled in 1908…tried
to run a market garden.  Tough time.  Failed.”
“You might see him in one of the paintings.” (SEE FIRST PAINTING…HORSES AND WAGON)

EPIODE 385 WALL PAINTINGS BY MR. KUNA…ISLINGTON

EPISODE 385     WALL PAINTINGS BY MR. JOHN KUNA…ISLINGTON


alan skeoch
July 2021


This could have been my grandfather, Ed Freeman…trying to make a living selling produce from his tiny farm near
Islington in 1908.  Tough times.   Sold the farm and headed for Northern Ontario where conditions were worse…seemed
all the north was on fire…bush fires.

MARJORIE SKEOCH MAKES A DISCOVERY


“Alan, I want to show you something wonderful..startling.”
“Not another visit to the Salvation  Army used clothing store I hope.”
“Don’t be silly…I want you to see the street art gallery by John Kuna on brick walls of Islington.”

“Islington … that was where granddad Freeman first settled in 1908…tried
to run a market garden.  Tough time.  Failed.”
“You might see him in one of the paintings.” (SEE FIRST PAINTING…HORSES AND WAGON)