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  • EPISODE 1,469 ; NIGHTMARE ON A SCHOOL TRIP

    “SIR, WE ARE BEING FOLLOWED.”
    EPISODE 1,469: NIGHTMARE ON A SCHOOL TRIP
    Note; MOST school trips are smooth and trouble free. This trip was not.
    Sure enough, a carload of boys were hot on our tail. Not a good omen we had several teachers and one trustee of the Toronto Board of Education. March break, a week when we planned a school trip in this case a trip to Montreal.
    That was nearly 50 years ago and I forget the reason for the trip and most of the kids. Teenagers travelling under the thumbs of their teachers were unlikely to get into trouble. Right?
    That blue car had no thumb. So we began with a bad omen. I was a bit nervous. Our hotel was OK. at least it seemed that way until several odd reports happened.
    “Sir, there are ‘safes’ under the pillows.” Yikes! Not under my pillow. I checked. Just under certain pillows it seems. Could be one safe under one lonely pillow all the same we had to be careful.
    Boys on 4th floor…Girls on the sixth floor…teachers on the seventh floor. Separation. All chance of sexual actvity ruled out.
    I had a pile of papers to mark. Occasionally I glanced out the window. Montreal was calm.
    Then it happened. One hand appeared on our balcony. Then second hand…head…leg and foot…. A boy was climbing from the fourth to the sixth floor. He looked at me and said, “It’s OK, I know how to climb.” I froze. Said nothing. Did nothing to have the boy loosen his grip. His intentions were Platonic I hoped and wondered if the balconies all had climbers.
    Meanwhile, teachers were spending the night in front of the elevators. “Not a bit of trouble!” Little did they know about the climber. Imagine if he fell. I could not speak or move. Then he was gone. There were two to four girls in the room above ours…too many for a sexual encounter l reasoned. Best to keep my mouth shut.
    Were climbers hanging like live strings of spaghetti elsewhere? I never knew. A far worse event happened.
    “Sir, come quickly, a boy has overdosed…he’s unconscious.”
    “who is it?” “New student.” “What drug?””No idea, sir.” The room was full of students surrounding a kid. New kid for second semester. Flat out ; BEING drunk was bad enough…drugs were far more dangerous. “Call 911…we need an ambulance…now!”
    I rode with the boy…he did not move as the medic probed and took blood pressure. “I will call ahead … get a doctor right away.”
    “Are you the teacher?”’ “one of them.”. “We will have to pump his stomach…need permission…”
    I remember that terrible night. I sat alone all night at the end of a long corridor. At the other end doctors and nurses worked over the boy. Seemed to be four of them … seemed urgent. Hours. All night.
    “He should be OK now.” The boy was alive and well…he said nothing…no thanks to the people who may have saved his life. We took a taxi back to the hotel. “Has anybody phoned Mrs, Hambleton? “Yes, she says to send the boy back toToronto if he is able.” “He is able…out of danger. How did he get drugs?”
    That happened long ago. What I remember clearly is the contents of his suitcase. Everything was so neatly packed. Extra clothes…shirt that loooked brand-new…socks bundled. I guessed his mother loved him despite his stupidity. “Sending you home”.
    That was the last I saw of the boy. I don’t think he returned to school. A few months later he was arrested for gang rape I was told.
    “Remember his neatly packed suitcase?”
    “I remember it well and think of his poor mother trying to get her son lifted…loving her son despite his behaviour . Crying.
    alan skeoch Dec. 8, 2025
    p.s. I cannot remember why we took those kids to Montreal. It certainly was not an exercise in climbing or to find treasures under pillows or to get a stomach pumped…or to test a mother’s love for an errant son.
    This is not a happy story. Sorry . The next story is a happy one. I just had to get this story out of my memory…failed to do so.
  • EPISODE 1,463; THE GRADE 13 FIELD TRIP: BEER TRUMPED SKEOCH.

    EPISODE 1,463 : DO THE COUNT: THE GRADE 13,FIELD TRIP — SHOULD WE LEAVE SIX BOYS?
    “OK, do the count…should be 32 of you deadbeats.” “32, sir…let’s hit the road.”
    My grade 13 class was loaded. The kids were excited. Little wonder. It was the middle of May in 1970 and we were topping our Canadian history course with a field trip to Niagara On The Lake and the Brock Monument.
    The kids ranged in age from 16 to 18. Take a close look at that. I had some kids who could legally drink beer. This would be a big problem…a fumble by the quarter back so to speak. Namely me.
    First stop was Fort Mississauga built by black troops who were not entrusted with guns in the War of 1812 but were trusted with bricks from the ruins of Niagara on the lake.
    “Do a count! We should have 32.” “We have 35, sir, remember we got your wife and kids.” “Full count 35, right on the nose. The Brits and Canadians built another fort at the south end of the town and that is our third still” “Third stop? What about the second stop , sir.” “You will have two hours to get from Fort Mississauga to Fort George…take your time … this is a beautiful town with lots of shops and fast food joints all strung out along he NiagaraRiver. Enjoy yourselves. We will meet at Fort Geroge. They scattered like leaves in the wind. The boys moved fastest. Historic sites be damned. A few clustered around Marjorie and I. Some liked our kids, Kevin and Andrew. Mostly girls.
    Let me cut to the problem. At the south end of the town there existed a beverage room…a beer hall called the Duke of Wellington. Rather run down place in 1970. Today it is fancy hotel catering to affluent tourists. We passed it en route to the bus waiting to take us to the Brock Monument. Never gave the beer hall a second thought. “Do a count.” “29, sir.” “Count again.” “29,sir…six missing.”Can you see them coming?’” “sir…some of the boys stopped at the Duke for a few beers.” “ damn, damn, damn!!!
    We could not wait. Let the boys get home on their own? “Next stop the Brock Monument…the boys can get here if they can run for a few miles.”
    The boys came running …Thinking how in hell they would get back to Toronto. “Would Skeoch abandon us? Truth is, I don’t know what I would have done.
    “Do a count.” “35, sir…all here.”
    alan skeoch december 4, 2025
    P.S. What would you have done/? Leave six boys to fend for themselves? I gave them a good story to tell their grandkids. The good old days when beer was cheap and Skeoch was waiting.

    Which they did. By the time they reached the bus the beer in their guts waswellsloshed.

  • EPISODE 1.462: FAILURE WAS NECESSARY I DECIDED: but SHE SURPRISED ME’

    EPISODE 1.462: FAILURE WAS NECESSARY I DECIDED: but SHE SURPRISED ME’
    alan skeoch dec 2, 2025
    Mrs. X fled from roving bands of Soviet soldiers intent on rape and murder in the closing days of 1945. German forces were in full flight to the Baltic Sea. Many never were successful.If what she told me is true…and that’s a big if…then she must have been 14 or 15 years old. Soviet soldiers were getting even with Nazis for brutalization of Russian citizens. I remember reading “Documents of the Expulsion” for a Russian history course at University of Toronto. 1945 was a bloody year in Ukraine, Poland and the BAltic states. Enough said.
    Who was she? Mrs. X was assigned me as a student teacher around 1970. If she was 15 in 1945 then she would have been around 60 years old in1970, Far too old to be a student teacher. If she was a baby fleeing in her mothers’ arms she could have been in her 40’s when we met. Her story was possible but not probable.
    I had her for two weeks…memorable weeks. We clashed almost immediately. To her the study of history was an exercise in rote memory…boring in other words. I preferred a more Socratic approach. Sitting at the back of the room I noticed The big boys were tense. Some had clenched fists…they were nervous and likely had not done their homework. Normal. She scared them. Mrs.X clashed with me very early in the weeks. But now, decades later, all I remember is those tense boys. Fear is no way to teach.
    I decided To fail her by the end of the first week. To do so there would be trouble so I thought Mr. Ellis our principal should prepared.
    “Mr. Ellis, I am going to fail Mrs.X and there could be trouble.”
    His response was a big surprise. “Mrs. X has already turned a report in on you. Do not ever be alone with her. She will claim sex abuse. Probably best to pass her and get her out of our school. What do you think?”
    “I think she should be failed.”
    Thankfully i was coaching football and had players around all my free time…never gave her a chance claim untoward sexual touching.
    At the end of the second week I failed her. She knew that was coming and got very angry. I heard afterward that others had trouble with her. Apparently one of her profs was charged with sexual touching and the case went up the chain of command as far as the Ontario cabinet. But that may not be true.
    She screamed at me and threatened to get me. When I got home I told Marjorie that we should be careful. But nothing happened. My failing mark was a turning point for Mrs. X, or so I was told.
    We only met her once afterward at a flea market where Mrs, X was selling things.
    “Marjorie, that is Mrs. X, she has not seen us…let’s get out of here.”
    alan skeoch Dec. 3, 2025
    P.S> I stil have a copy of that report, Just in case needed,
  • EPISODE 1,461; SHE WAS CRYING…I WAS SCARED .

    SHE WAS CRYING…I WAS SCARED .
    alan skeoch december 1., 2025
    Tears were silently rolling down her face as she stood by my desk. It was 3,30 and Parkdale Collegiate was nearly empty…we were alone in my classroom… the young girl who was crying. Terror situation for all male teachers. I dare not touch her.
    “What’s wrong MORGAN?” She just stood there crying silently. Nice kid whose boyfriend I also knew. He stood outside in the hall. Protecting her it seemed. Something was terribly wrong . A silent cry for help. A fear of going home. More than fear. Terror. Dangerous situation. Male teacher alone with female student.
    Where to turn?
    Ahh! The School nurse. “Wait here Morgan, I will get help for you.” And then walked quickly — not running —to the nurses tiny room.
    I have a girl crying in my room, afraid to go home. I think it is a case of sex abuse but I am not sure. Can you help?”
    “Stay here — say nothing — let me take over.” I never saw her again until several years later when she and her husband visited Parkdale C.I. to shake my hand.
    “We have an island booth in a plaza.” They were a happy couple. I never asked about the crisis nor was I informed about the resolutilon. All good.
    alan skeoch december 1, 2025.
    p.s. I wondered how Lynn or Mary or Leila handled such crises. I was over my head. I do not think nurses are present in schools any more. In retrospect Morgan should have been taken the principal I guess. There must be many cases like MORGAN’S. P.P.S. Why did I fear touching?
  • GRAND THEFT AUTO…WOL YOU HAVE DOE THIS?

    EPISODE ; 1,460: GRAND THEFT AUTO…WOULD YOU HAVE WRITTEN TO THE JUDGE?
    alan skeoch nov. 29, 2025.
    A boy was put in my class at Parkdale C. I. while awaiting sentencing for theft…”Grand theft – auto” to be precise. Serious. He was 15 years old and very shy and very troubled. So I sent this letter to the court.
    “TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
    JOHN DOE is not a leader type. He seems to have been swept up in a car theft ring of criminals. He is A nice kid who has made a big mistake.”
    He sat in the first row at the back of my grade ten history class for a few weeks then disappeared. I sent my letter to the court and never saw the boy again. I did however get a phone call from the judge who said my letter was crucial. “your letter was important…” “ JOHN DOE will be sent to a group home”
    There were critics, “Al, the boy is a criminal…stole $250,000 worth of cars…What if it was your car he stole? Would you still have sent the letter?
    alan skeoch november 30, 2025
  • THE ODYSSEY OF MIKE IKEDA, AMAZON — A MUST PURCHASE BY PARKDALIANS, ALAN SKEOCH

    Note Mike — I would like to send this email to friends if you approve.
    — alan skeoch


    THE UNDERSIDE OF TORONTO AS LIVED BY MIKE IKEDA

    alan skeoch
    october 9, 2025

    “My mother would shred some white bread and put it in a bowl with milk and sugar. That would be dinner some nights. Other nights we got one egg each.”, said Mike

    Ikeda as he reminisced about living Parkdale in the 1960’s.  He has lived his whole life in the shadowy underside of 31 countries but he has not

    forgotten Parkdale CI and Cebrynsky, the Vice Principal that suspended him…Grade Ten was the end of his life as a scholar in the formal sense.   Too bad really.  Mike could have been another John Steinbeck or Hugh Garner.  

     
    Yesterday Marjorie and I sat on a park bench with Mike Ikeda at Parkdale Collegiate. (October 8, 2025)
    “I had a great time meeting you and Marjorie yesterday.”, said Mike as he remembered what happened to him decades ago. He was not bitter

    which surprised me.  He was upbeat, full of laughter and wonderfull stories.like the day “Drago scored a bag of marijuana  and dumped the

    bag on the table for his friends to roll.

    “Top grade stuff boys…help yourselves.”
    “looks like tea leaves crumbled to me,” said Mike Ikeda who had just been suspended from PCI.
    “Not so, this is the best…light up.”  And so they did. Fifteen year old tough Parkdale kids. Poverty home lives.
    “Tastes like tea leaves!”  they agreed with Mike.   
    some laughed.  Drago did not laugh.  He planned to get even.

    WHO IS MIKE IKEDA — AND WHY SHOULD I CARE ANYWAY

    Mike Ikeda was not one of my students at Parkdale.  Wish that were not so. I like to think I would have
    rescued him from a lifetime on the run.  Maybe…maybe not.  Mike grew up in poverty.  He had to work
    or starve.  His mother, who he felt sorry for, had fled from North Bay just after her mother died and
    her father suggested  “You will have to assume wifely duties if you plan to stick around here.” She knew
    what that meant so fled south to the seedy Parkdale part of West Toronto.  No education. No skills.
    No future.  That defined the rest of her life. Mike and his sister came along in due course. His father 
    was a Japanese cook and gambler…an itinerant father who spent his time and his money with horses at
    Woodbine and Dufferin racetracks.  So Mike’s mom was on her own with two kids to raise and no
    income.  So she often had to live on strips of bread soaked in milk.

    My role in Mike’s life is minor.  I did recognize he knew the underside of Toronto
    and said ‘mike, why don’t you write your life story.  You have seen and done things that most Canadians
    could only imagine.’

    So Mike did. He cloistered himslef away and wrote this 800 page biography.   HE is now living
    in a toronto homeless shelter.  Everything he owns can be fitted into a/ locker.   Does Mike feel sorry for himself.  Not in the least but he knows he will have to pack up soon. “Too expensive to live here.”

    I cannot put the book down — just read the first 120 pages about Parkdale and the Green Dolphin.   

    WHERE CAN MIKE’S BOOK BE PURCHASED?

    AMAZON
    THE ODYSSEY OF MIKE IKEDA
    800 PAGES — $42.95.
    $42.95

    Last words:   Mike’s book — Cover design by a fellow homeless
    shelter resident…a graphic artist whose arthritis has crippled him.

     


     
  • EPSODE 1,434: ARE FEMALES REALLY SMARTER THAN MALES?

    EPSODE 1,434:  ARE FEMALES REALLY SMARTER THAN MALES


    alan skeoch
    October 8, 2025

    WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN.  
    HarD to admit but I think it’s true. I base my conclusion on the card game called bridge which most of the women I know 
     play constantly.   Even in bed. Why? They like men but the sad fact is that  they outlive most men.
    So women socialize more … they are less lonely.

    And they are wiser than many men. Why do you think that women are so wise?  Simple.  One of calls in bridge is NO TRUMP!!! 

    alan
    oct. 8, 2025.




  • EPISODE 1,458: AVOCADO SUPREME RECIPE (AND SIDE COMMENTS)

    AVOCADO SUPREME RECIPE (AND SIDE COMMENTS)

    penny barr

    THIS recipe below is delicious.  I am fully aware it could be brutally  edited
    but that would destroy the character of Penny Barr who is willing to
    shop around just to save a nickel, dime or quarter while spending
    two or three dollars on gas.  while exiting her garage, Penny smashed her side mirror…add 
    $250 or so to the cost of this avocado supreme.

    Penny Barr has boundless enthusiasm for this avocado dessert.  Just a small point
    to underscore.  Be sure and cover the avocado with a dusting of cocoa.  Otherwise the 
    avocado green will turn to a disgusting black.

    Now read below for Penny’s Avocado Supreme recipe.

    alan skeoch






    RECIPE TESTING — MARJORIE SKEOCH

    Took a year to play around with this. I originally zested fresh limes and squeezed them but took too long and too hard! I make triple the recipe!  It makes 7-9 bigger servings.


    In a blender dump 3/4 c rolled oats.  Blend, scrape down, until fine.Then add 2 large or 3 smaller bananas, 3 ripe avocados (dark when ripe and when pinched they gives a bit). Fluids: Around 3/4 c real lime juice (I use No Frills no name).1/2 c milk. 6 generous TBSP Maple Syrup (Walmart cheapest dark $15.76), 3 + TBSP vanilla. Blend well (may have to stir and/or add more milk.

    Pour into small round glasses reserving maybe 1/2 to 3/4 c of  the mixture in the blender. Add to blender 1 TBSP cocoa powder… but mix in first with spoon so it does not spread all over the glass. If you think you don’t have enough add a bit of milk so it speads easily. Then spoon a bit over each portion in the glass covering the green totally, and cover with a small piece of plastic. (I wash my plastic and reuse… remember my name!) Refrigerate… they disappear fast so I have no idea how long they last. Al Skeoch had his first for dinner one night.. and then demanded an encore for lunch next day! I guarded the refrigerator all morning…

    When serving, add a dollop of yoghurt (I like Activia lemon flavoured) and a sprinkle of chopped walnuts toasted 5 minutes in a 350 oven.  I suggest you toast a huge number at a time…guarantee this recipe gets repeated ad infinitum.

    ORIGINAL RECIPE

    Avocado Chocolate Breakfast Trifle from Jamie Oliver


    My version to follow with way more limes and double sized! Oink.  KAthleen Hunter from NH Made these for me last June when I flew down to see her.  We went to Downsview CI together 1955-57.

  • EPISODE 1,416: LORD BYRON VISITS EYWOOD OCTOBER 25, 1812 — A COMPLICATED SCANDAL



    NOTE:  This episode describes one scandalous event that happened in 1812 at Eywood, the 1500 acre coutry estate owned by Lord and Lady
    Oxford.  It happened long before my grandfather, EdwardFreeman became head gardener at Eywood.  He would, however,have been
    told of the indiscretions of Lady Oxford.  Perhaps amused by the skuttlebut.  I decided to dig a little deeper into the story.  And that led
    to Lord Byron, one of England’s most famous poets.  The story is nasty and convoluted.  Disgusting? Amusing? Waste of time.?


  • salute to PAUL CARON who died Friday August 15, 2025


    FOND MEMORIES OF PAUL CARON – September 1999.

    IT was a delightful summer afternoon when we pulled our rent a car
    up beside a roadside picnic bench in the south of France.  Paul and Denise Caron
    , Marjorie and AlanSkeoch had retired from the classroom.  Paul pulled the cork from a
    bottle ofFrench wine…Denise and Marjorie unwrapped cheese and warm baguettes. And we made a  toast to the staff and students of Parkdale collegiate
    backin Toronto.  We had retired and planned this celebration.   There was the smell of autumn in the air.  We bought the wine at a French gas station choosing upscale wine rather than the wine suggested by the owner. His
    garden hose wine was  little too cheap . …about a buck a bottle (used bottle) and cork it ourselves.  Not fitting our toast to Parkdale students and staff.  Denise and Marjorie had been Parkdalians as much as we had been..

    My favorite memory of Paul was at one of our rock and roll Parkdale assemblies in which Paul re -enacted a tune by Jerry Lee Lewis. 
      He added a twist.   He played the piano backwards…his hands behind his back.   Jumping as only jerry and Paul could do;
    The students went wild.  

    alan skeoch