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  • EPISODE 659 “MARJORIE ! HELP ME OFF THE BATHROOM FLOOR”



    On Oct 17, 2022, at 10:58 AM, ALAN SKEOCH <alan.skeoch@rogers.com> wrote:


    EPISODE 659    “MARJORIE !  HELP ME GET OFF THE BATHROOM FLOOR”


    alan skeoch
    Oct. 16,2022




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    “Marjorie!   need help!  Slipped and fell on bathroom floor.  My good leg is under the bathtub.”
    “Use your arms”
    “Too weak..useless”
    “What happened?”
    “Just about got out of the bathtub.  Floor mat must have slipped and I tumbled.”
    “Hurt?”
    “No but trapped.  Arms and legs useless.  My good right leg under the tub.”
    “Must be the antibiotic.”

    HOW DID IT COME TO THIS….SPLAYED NUDE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR?

    Started with a chipped tooth. Seemed minor problem just needed a filling,  Then my 
    dentist said he should take an Xray to check for infection.

    “Infection under the tooth’
    “Choice?”
    “Extraction will affect your appearance.”
    “Other option?”
    “Root Canal”
    “Can you do the root canal now”
    “Yes”

    Seemed a good idea.  Vanity trumped extraction.  Two hours later it was done and seemed OK.
    Some pain and sponginess but that would pass for sure.  Surely.  Well, it did not work and the  pain
    increased.  Bearable but present.   

    What followed were two nights watching the clock move slowly, minute by minute, hour by hour….
    until daybreak.’

    My dentist phoned to see how I was even on his day off.  

    “Not good…tooth seems wobbly….cannot eat….cannot sleep…pull the bastard.
    “Let me get you an antibiotic to kill the infection.”
    “Is it dangerous?”
    “Common.  Amoxicillin’

    GOD that stuff is strong.  Three pills with food, three time a day. Pretty well knocked me
    out.  So I spent the next two days in bed.  Scrambling occasionally to the washroom.
    I did not realize how weak I was getting until I fell to the floor on one trip to the washroom.
    Hard to get up which was strange.  

    “what you need is a good hot bath.”
    “Pain in my mouth has diminished.  Can eat soft food… like soup.”
    “Fine.  You have a shower and I’ll get some easy food.  Want Jello?”
    “yes.”
    “Better to take a shower other than a bath.”
    “Love my bathtub…to hell with the shower.”

    So I crawled carefully from bed to bathroom.  Stripped and gingerly slid into our cast iron
    bathtub. Felt good.   But I was really weak.  And now a bad head cold began.  Damn
    head cold!  Just waiting to get me when i could not fight back.  

    “Don’t get out of the tub until I am there.”
    “I’ll be fine.”  What did Marjorie think I was..some kind of pansy?
    Placed both hands on the bathtub rim and lifted.  Got up a little but arms failed me 
    and I fell back.  Tried again and again until I was up.  Both arms and legs were 
    failing me when I needed them most.  Bastards!

    Got one leg out of the tub.  Then moved the other.  Not sure what happened next.
    Did the bathmat slip ?  Or did my legs and arms refuse to help me?  Perhaps both.
    So there i was flat on the bathroom floor with one leg under the tub and calling
    for Marjorie.

    “Marjorie, I fell.”





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    Try putting an imaginary body between the tub and the door…one had to be moved
    for Marjorie to Wedge her way into the bathroom where she found a stark
    nude husband in grave difficulty on the floor. Only the nude was movable. Maybe.

    “Can’t get the door open.  You are in the way.”
    “Maybe I can slide over a bit.  There.  Can you help me up?”

    She tried and tried but no luck. I weigh 215 pounds stark naked.  My arms refused
    to let me drag my leg from under the tub.  I really did not care that I was naked. Just
    wanted to get back to bed if possible.

    “Let me get a chair for you to grip. “
    “No good”
    “Sit on it…keep it steady.  No strength in my arms.”
    Inch by inch I moved but not enough.  Finally  I could get my arms
    around the toilet bowl.   It was imovable.  Just what I needed to
    help me drag my good leg from beneath the tub.  Hands and knees now
    but the sons of bitches would not help me.  Marjorie pushed and pulled.



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    “Try crawling on hands and knees to the bedroom. “
    “Can’t .  No strength.  Let me use the toilet bowl now to lever myself up.
    There, standing but wobbly.  Just enough strength to make it to the bed,”

    The goddamn head cold was gaining on me.  Fever.  But 
    my mouth pain had diminished to almost nothing.  Jello and not much else but
    had to eat something according to the label on the antibiotic container.
    Soup.  Mary brought over her home made chicken broth.  Her husband was in
    bed with the same cold. Molly sent muffins.  


    How many other enemies will try to get me now?

    Just the thought of getting to the bathroom again was a nightmare.  But I did
    it.   Drank so much water that my kidneys must have been floating.  Inch by inch
    made the way to the toilet bowl which I now considered a saviour .

    What would have happened if I was alone.?  NO Marjorie to help me. ‘Alone, alone
    all all alone’ on the bathroom floor.  That must happened to lots pf  people,  Hopefully
    they had the emergency necklace and can get a burly fireman to lift them
    back to bed.  I have Marjorie and the toilet bowl who did the job.

    “Alan, Oct, 16, 2022, that is your birthday.”

    “And that is how I spent by 84th year on planet Earth.

    alan skeoch
    Oct. 16, 2022

    P.S.   My dentist phoned every day.   He was concerned.  “Can you come in
    on Monday .  Just to get some X-rays to see if there is any other infection.”
    “No, can’t. Otherwise I will just spread this head cold to everyone.  Others
    do not need to share my pain”  

    That sounds very noble of me.  But really means nothing because I wrote
    this story just to ensure all readers shared my pait.  Hardly a noble act.



  • EPISODE 658 HUMBERSIDE DISC JOCKEY and HANK WILLIAMS

    EPISODE 658    HUMBERSIDE DISC JOCKEY AND HANK WILLIAMS


    alan skeoch
    Oct. 13, 2022

    We Can't Quit You, Hank Williams | The New Yorker
    HANK WILIAMS
    Your cheatin’ heart will make you weepYou’ll cry and cry and try to sleepBut sleep won’t comeThe whole night throughYour cheatin’ heart will tell on you
    When tears come down like fallin’ rainYou’ll toss around and call my nameYou’ll walk the floor the way I doYour cheatin’ heart will tell on you
    Your cheatin’ heart will pine somedayAnd crave the love you threw awayThe time will come when you’ll be blueYour cheatin’ heart will tell on you
    When tears come down like fallin’ rainYou’ll toss around and call my nameYou’ll walk the floor the way I doYour cheatin’ heart will tell on you


    IT BEGAN AS A P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT AT HUMBERSIDE. C.    I. IN 1955

    “WBEN radio wants a student disc jockey — doing book and music reviews — if anyone 
    is interested come to the main office today.” This appeal was part of the morning 
    announcements at Humberside Collegiate Institute one morning in 1955.
    “Who would be stupid enough to do that,” was general student reaction except for me.
    Along with two nice girls from Bloor Collegiate, I became a disc jockey for a few months.

    Once a week we would meet with the real disc jockey at the tiny studio on the second
    floor of a nondescript office building.  This was not big time but it was interesting…even fun.
    The radio station wanted to attract high school students as listeners and the three of us
    were the bait.  Once a week we would do a short on air review of a book or a musician.
    Free books and recordings was payment.  Fame Would follow our insight into fine literature 
    and great music.


    1950's radio station studio | Internet radio station, Radio, Radio station
    PICTURE OF A RADIO STATON LIKE WE USED IN 1955
    I was about the age of this disc  jockey. It was possible to run
    around the broadest table as my female friends from Bloor
    Collegiate discovered.



    Well things did not exactly go as planned.  The books were not earth shattering.  And who had
    time to read them anyway.  Most of my high school time in the fall of 1955 e playing football in
    the mistaken belief that my uniform would attract girls.  I never read the books.  Maybe picked 
    a page then made some asinine comment about the author. “Must be smart uses a lot of big words”
     No danger of lawsuits because no one
    I knew even listened.

    There were two events that made my disc jockey career memorable however.   

    The two girls from Bloor Colegiste were gifted.  Really bright.  Cheerful. Good looking.  And they 
    actually read the books and played the records.  My comments were generally stupid.  For instance
    I had the same comment for every record. 

    “And what do you think of that recording, Alan?”
    “Well, I like the beat.”

    Liking the ‘beat” was my sole claim to fame in 1955.  I don’t remember one girl at Humberside
    ever saying a word about my role as a reviewer.  And saying “I like the beat” may have shortened
    my radio career.

    The experience all boiled down to two memorable events.

    TWO MEMORABLE EVENTS

    1)  Our host was a professional and lonely disc jockey. Place the emphasis on the word lonely.
    He  had sexual interests in the girls from Bloor Collegiate. They counted on
    me to protect them.  One of our last meetings when I was a little late I entered the broadcast
    booth to find our host chasing the girls around the table.  Was he for real?   The girls laughed and
    ran but I think they were losing interest in their ‘on air’ experience.  Was he radio host serous?
    Was he capable of molesting the girls.  I think not.  Then again maybe he was serious  Ho could
    he molest two girls at once?  (Today, in the year 2022, this would be scandalous. In 1955 it
    seemed funny to me, perhaps a little sad.  Not sure the girls agreed)

    “Alan, try not and be late again.”

    2)  The Bloor C. I. girls were very cultured.  Think they read the books  I fondly remember their
    taste in music. Classical music.  Think they were real musicians.  But they did not like
    Hank Williams who I adored.   Somewhere in our cellar is a 45 rpm collection of Hank’s
    recordings.

    “Alan, we do not like country music.  You do the review ,,, and keep the Hank Williams album”
    “Great!”

    My review was not earth shattering..  Just the usual, “I like the beat” . But I loved the album and
    still remember the Hank Williams songs.  I did not know about  his alcoholism and his
    early death of  a Heart attack when 29 years old.  Nor did I know he had a powerful influence
    of other great pop stars of the 1950’s such as ” Elvis Presley, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Chuck Berry,

    How could these terrific girls not love Hand Willims?  Maybe they knew about his alcoholism which
    I did not.  My musical interests were a notch or two below theirs that’s for sure

    (Note: Years later when our oldest son took piano lessons I asked the instructor
    who was a classical musician, “Could you teach Kevin to play the piano like
    Jerry Lee Lewis?”  “Are you serious?”  “You bet, I like the way he pounds the piano and jumps
    around.”  Which was the end of Kevin’s piano lessons.

    There you have it.  Two memorable events in my career as a disc jockey.  Our host chasing my female
    friends around the studio.  And my acquiring of a HanK Williams Album which included some of these wonderful
    country blues  songs:

    alan skeoch
    Oct. 13,2022

    POST SCRIPT> NOTES AND TITLES – HANK WILLIAMS

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    Hank Williams

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    Hank Williams
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    Williams in 1951
    Born
    Hiram Williams


    September 17, 1923

    Mount Olive, Butler CountyAlabama, U.S.
    Died January 1, 1953 (aged 29)

    Resting place Oakwood Annex Cemetery
    Montgomery, Alabama, U.S.
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    Other names
    • Luke the Drifter
    • The Hillbilly Shakespeare
    • The Singing Kid
    • Timber Snake
    • Mr. Lovesick Blues
    Occupation
    • Singer
    • songwriter
    • musician
    Spouses

      (m. 1944; div. 1952)

        (m. 1952)

        Children
        Relatives
        Musical career
        Genres
        Instrument(s)
        • Vocals
        • guitar
        • fiddle
        Years active 1937–1952
        Labels
        Website HankWilliams.com
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        Hiram “Hank” Williams (September 17, 1923 – January 1, 1953) was an American singer, songwriter, and musician. Regarded as one of the most significant and influential American singers and songwriters of the 20th century, he recorded 55 singles (five released posthumously) that reached the top 10 of the Billboard Country & Western Best Sellers chart, including 12 that reached No. 1 (three posthumously).
        Born and raised in Alabama, Williams was given guitar lessons by African-American blues musician Rufus Payne in exchange for meals or money. Payne, along with Roy Acuff and Ernest Tubb, had a major influence on Williams’s later musical style. Williams began his music career in Montgomery in 1937, when producers at local radio station WSFA hired him to perform and host a 15-minute program. He formed the Drifting Cowboys backup band, which was managed by his mother, and dropped out of school to devote his time to his career. When several of his band members were drafted during World War II, he had trouble with their replacements, and WSFA terminated his contract because of his alcoholism.
        Williams married singer Audrey Sheppard, who was his manager for nearly a decade. After recording “Never Again” and “Honky Tonkin’” with Sterling Records, he signed a contract with MGM Records. In 1947, he released “Move It on Over“, which became a hit, and also joined the Louisiana Hayride radio program. One year later, he released a cover of “Lovesick Blues“, which carried him into the mainstream. After an initial rejection, Williams joined the Grand Ole Opry. He was unable to read or notate music to any significant degree. Among the hits he wrote were “Your Cheatin’ Heart“, “Hey, Good Lookin’“, and “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry“.
        Years of back pain, alcoholism, and prescription drug abuse severely compromised Williams’s health. In 1952, he divorced Sheppard and married singer Billie Jean Horton. He was dismissed by the Grand Ole Opry because of his unreliability and alcoholism. On New Year’s Day 1953, he suffered from heart failure and died suddenlyat the age of 29 on the way to Oak Hill, West Virginia. Despite his relatively brief career, he is one of the most celebrated and influential musicians of the 20th century, especially in country music. Many artists have covered his songs and he has influenced Elvis PresleyBob DylanJohnny CashChuck BerryJerry Lee LewisGeorge JonesGeorge StraitCharley PrideThe Beatles and the Rolling Stones, among others. Williams was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in 1961, the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 1970, and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1987. The Pulitzer Prize jury awarded him a posthumous special citation in 2010 for his “craftsmanship as a songwriter who expressed universal feelings with poignant simplicity and played a pivotal role in transforming country music into a major musical and cultural force in American life”.
      • EPISODE 657 “I WILL NEVER USE A LEAF BLOWER. RAKING LEAVES IS BETTER” and A LONG OVERDUE CONFESSION ABOUT A ZIP GUN AND WOODEN MATCHES


        EPISODE 657    “I WILL NEVER USE A LEAF BLOWER.   RAKING LEAVES IS BETTER”  (FAMOUS LAST WORDS FROM MARJORIE)
                                 ( and  the night A 12 year old boy set a street of dry leaves on fire with a clothes peg zip gun)

        alan skeoch
        oct. 11,2022

        THE NEW LEAF BLOWER

        “Alan, this leaf blower that Andrew gave me is wonderful.”
        “I thought you liked raking leaves?”
        “I do…and would like it better if you would help.”
        “”i bought you the rake.”
        “You could help.”
        “But we only had one rake…and now you have Andrew’s leaf blower
        you neither need a rake nor do you need help.”

        “Oh, yes, Marjorie those mounds of dry leave remind me on s evening back in 1950 when I made
        a clothes peg zip gun.   It was an evening of which I am not proud.”


        ALL the leaves in these pictures will eventual reach the ground where most will just lie
        there and return to earth from whence they came.



        Suppose Marjorie is not available to rake or blow your leaves away from your lawn.  Well get 
        ready for a big crop of voles and mice this winter….little creatures that make leafy homes in
        fallen leaves.


        HAVE YOU EVER MADE A ZIP GUN FROM A CLOTHES PEG?

           About the year 1950 homeowners raked their leaves into huge piles in the gutters
        in front oft their houses.  I remember one street in particular.  It stretched from Runnymede public 
        School in West Toronto down to Bloor Street.    A very leafy street.   A perfect street for me.   I did not
        consider myself a vandal although others may differ on that score.  I was a test mechanic,

        The October air on that street had the smell of burning leaves.  Some residents carefully burned their
        leaves but most people piled them in the gutter.   Which seemed like a god given opportunity to test my
        zip gun made from clothes pegs with wire snaps.  Those clothes pegs could easily be remanufactured
        into weapons that could snap fire wooden matches…shoot the flaming slivers five or six feet as I 
        remember. I had a whole box wooden matches.  Ammunition.

        Now on that October evening in 1950 I had never heard of the burning of Moscow.  And grandma never
        said much about the burning of Englehart, Ontario in 1906 except to say mom and the Freemans were
        burned out of their home.   Perhaps if the danger of fire had been drummed into me, I would not
        have set the WEst Toronto street on fire.

        SET THE STREET ON FIRE

        My 12 year old brain was not sophisticated.  I was just doing a simple experiment.  If  Idrove down 
        the street firing lit matches from my clothes peg weapon,, would the street catch fire with flames
        racing towards me as I peddled and fired.  I did not expect success.

         When I looked back up the street I could see
        some fire and people out beating burning leaves to death.
        Were they pointing at me?  I did not return to the crime
        scene and took a different route back to our house at 455 Annette Street.

        I kept this little secret until today…72 years later.

        Today our piles of leaves are collected by the City of Mississauga.   Millions of leaves
        are composted into food for gardens.

        How did this sensible use of leaves as garden manure originate.  Was the idea hatched
        by some brilliant environmentalists?  Or was leaf collectomg started due too the fire I triggered on that street in
        West Toronto?   Maybe I am vain.  Maybe I should  not take credit for the City
        of Mississauga leaf collecting.

        One thing is true.   Marjorie and her leaf blower ensure that no pile of dry leaves are anywhere
        near my zip gun.   Truth be told, I do not even remember how to make the gun.
        And who uses clothes pins today anyhow?

        If you are planning to send my name to the Leaf Police, I will deny the conflagration
        ever happened on an October night in 1950.   There is no one to remember.  Hearsay evidence
        has little weight in a court of law (I think!)

        alan skeoch
        Oc.t 11, 2022

        Exaggeraton?  Of course.  But with a kernel of truth


        SETTIN’ THE WOODS ON FIRE

        by Hak Williams 

        Lyrics
        Comb your hair and paint and powderYou act proud and I’ll act prouderYou sing loud and I’ll sing louderTonight we’re settin’ the woods on fire
        You’re my gal and I’m your fellerDress up in my frock and yellerI’ll look swell but you’ll look swellerSettin’ the woods on fire
        We’ll take in all the honky tonksTonight we’re having funWe’ll show the folks a brand new danceThat never has been done
        I don’t care who thinks we’re sillyYou’ll be daffy and I’ll be dillyWe’ll order up two bowls of chiliSettin’ the woods on fire
        I’ll gas up my hot rod stokerWe’ll get hotter than a pokerYou’ll be broke but I’ll be brokerTonight we’re settin’ the woods on fire
        We’ll sit close to one anotherUp one street and down the otherWe’ll have a time oh brotherSettin’ the woods on fire
        We’ll put aside a little timeTo fix a flat or twoMy tyres and tubes are doin’ fineBut the air is showin’ through
        You clap hands and I’ll start bowin’We’ll do all the law’s allowin’Tomorrow I’ll be right back plowin’Settin’ the woods on fire
        Source: Musixmatch
        Songwriters: Fred Rose / Ed Nelson Sr.
        Settin’ The Woods On Fire lyrics © Sony/atv Milene Music


      • EPISODE 656 THIRTEEN DAYS IN DUBLIN IN 1960 (ALAN SKEOCH BEGINS IRISH JOB)

        UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER 1960….13 days in DUBLIN, IRELAND

        Note:In June 1960 I spent 13 days in Dublin…did not expect to do so…but it was quite fascinating…If  you
        are  expecting mining stories you will have to wait fro the next instalment…I did not get
        to the quaint village of Bunmahon until June 13.    


        IN DUBLIN’S FAIR CITY

        alan Skeoch
        Journal June 1 to June 13, 1960
        (No one predicted I would have a two week holiday in Dublin)

        This is the ancient Knockmahon copper mine on the south coast of Ireland.  That
        was my destination in 1960 but it would take 13 more days to get there. Meanwhile
        I lived in Dublin.


        Dublin, quite a city.  Circumstances prolonged my stay in Dublin so let me give you a short impression.
        First thing is the city smells…Jacob’s cookie factory, Guinness 62 acre brewery, Tea shops and horses. The
        smell is intoxicating.  The main street, O’Connell Street is wide and busy and for the most part happy in spite
        of bullet holes deliberately left to remind Irish people of the ‘time of the troubles’.   The people are super
        friendly…policemen who paid my bus fare, citizens who helped me find my way, and one family…the Behan’s,
        who sort of adopted me.   Lots of pubs to visit.  Lots of meat pies and sweet rolls to eat.  Trees!! Lots of them
        and a huge 700 acre park near the city centre.  Problems?  Of course.  Some obviously deranged people
        here and there.  Violence?  Never had trouble except one incident that I foolishly precipitated myself.
        To top the visit off, I was able to see The Quiet Man, the charming John Wayne, Maureen Ohara, and’
        Barrie Fitzgerald movie about an Ireland that seemed mythical but turned out to be true.  Some Irish might
        resent the stereotypes  but I thoroughly enjoyed them with no expectations they would be part of
        my experience on the Bunmaahon job.  But so much happened that was similar.   Not that I  felt I
        was  John Wayne.  I was however a North American stepping into a cultural milieu of which I was
        unfamiliar.

        One of the results of my stay  in Dublin was  the naming of our first born child Kevin.  The Behan family
        adopted me as if I was  their son, took me around Dublin to pubs I would  never find and allowed me
        to become part of an Irish family.

        MYJOURNAL:  I thought it was lost until by good fortune in April, 2018, I found it among some old  books in the cellar.  Quite amazing detail.


        JUNE 1, 1960


        Smooth flight across to Ireland with Are Lingus.  No one there to meet me so I can do whatever I please I guess.
        Dublin is  a beautiful city with throngs  of people on OConnell Street.  Friendly.  Girls are very pretty.  Visited
        the art gallery and then the museum like a normal  tourist.  Had to remind myself that I was not a tourist .
        Found offices of Arbuckle – Smith and Company only to discover our Turam shipment had not arrived yet.
        Called Barrie Nichols in Toronto to let him know there will be a delay then went shopping for shirt and shoes.
        Supper was no good. Toured Gresham Green.  Called  Mrs.  Behan who  invited me out to their house 
        tomorrow when Kevin Behan gets back from Italy. Very tired.  Fell to sleep three times during the day. Being
        alone is not that enjoyable.  Need other people to make life really interesting but it looks like I will
        be stuck here in Dublin for some time.  No point in heading south the County Waterford and  village of
        Bunmahon without all our crates of instruments. Toured Gresham Green.







        Huntec had booked  me into the high class Gresham Hotel expecting my stay in Dublin would be short.
        But our crates of equipment did not arrive for nearly two weeks.  The Gresham was fancy as pictured
        above and expense.  NO one told me the breakfasts were included in the room price.  I skipped breakfast
        for a week to save the company money as my expense check was only 200 pounds…not enough
        for me to stay at the Gresham so after a week I found a  cheap hotel in Clontarf, the Hollybrook, where
        I seemed to be the only guest and the staff made it clear my breakfast as  included.  Even then by the
        end of my stay in Dublin the money was  almost gone.









        June 2, 1960

        I woke up late so  skipped breakfast and walked to the Department of Justice to get my work clearance.  Had to prove I was doing
        a job that nn Irish person could not do.  Lots of unemployment here.  Looks like my training on the Turan E.M. unit has put me in a
        special  spot.  Few people know how to run it…and it is quite complicated…motor generator, base line a mile or so long, two receiving 
        coils with 100 for separation,  a console, picketed lines running 3,000 feet from the base line at right angles, etc.  Had to explain
        this  to an official.



        After that I took a bus to the the Guinness Brewery at St. James Gate, Since I had no bus fare the chap beside me paid my fare.
        Guinness is the national drink of Ireland, unless you are a non-drinker.  What a rare privilege to see this massive brewery in operation.
        They even have big draught horses harnessed to wagons loaded with barrels of Guinness to be delivered to pubs in Dublin.  The smell
        of the horses and the Guinness is wonderful to me.  The tour included a pile of Guinness post cards featuring men lifting bull dozers
        or pulling beer wagons with the horses as passengers. Humourous.   And the end of the tour was best. We all got a full pint of Guinness…
        my first.  I wasn’t to struck on the black liquid at first but soon overcame that problem.  Seems a tourist can have as much as he or she
        wants but I stuck to one pint.  I should have eaten breakfast. Felt a bit woozy…warm and woozy.  Not staggering.

        Ah, yes, Guinness is the national drink of Ireland… made from barley, hops, yeast and water.  That does not sound complicated.  
        Why is the beer black then?  Because the barley
        is roasted rather malted which makes a thick creamy head on the pint.  The thickness of the head is achieved by passing the beer through
        nitrogen…smaller bubbles result.  Guinness is so thick that each pint needs  time to settle.  
        Is Guinness really ‘good for you’ as the advertising says on billboards across  Dublin?  Some call Guinness ‘a meal  in a cup’ …198 calories
        per pint which…less than a pint of milk.  Drinkers  of Guinness get an ‘enhanced feeling of well being’ , an advertising statement frowned
        on by the government.  Created in 18th century by Arthur Guinness
        and apparently one of the most consumed beers worldwide.  Guinness does seem to be good for drinkers though…lots of healthy 
        antioxidants…like fruits and vegetables…slow deposit of bad  cholesterol on artery walls. Or so the story is told.  My ‘meal in cup’
        certainly replaced breakfast and gave me an enhanced feeling that the world around me is good.

        This  is  high tea at the Gresham Hotel where I stayed for the first week.  I did not know
        Breakfast was included in the room rate so  skipped  breakfast for that week.  Fancy
        hotel but very unfriendly.



        Bought some tomatoes  and meat pie to eat in my room while reading a book. Sort of lonely feeling…needed
        a pint of Guinness I guess but afraid to go into a pub alone.  Not fear just felt being solitary would be uncomfortable.
        Contacted a sign painter as Ministry of Justice insisted I have a road sign saying Danger in both English
        and Irish.  This will take some time to do…will pay extra to get faster work done.  Decided to go back to
        the Guinness factory , now have bus tokens, but found place closed.  Got some good pictures though.

        I was startled by a crazy woman in middle of the cobbled street near St. James Gate.  She was covered in
        blood while singing and dancing and jumping around.  Very sad.  She even relieved herself by lifting her skirt
        and pissing without care.  Most on lookers did not stop…treated  her as if a normal situation.  I kept walking 
        as well.  Returned to my room to finish off the meat pie.

        Phoned down to The Kennedy’s to see if  gear had arrived.  No luck.  Our crew of three will be staying with
        the Kennedy family in Bunmahon.  

        Then I bought some flowers and took a bus to the Behan home.  Mrs. Behan poured tea and a little later
        Kevin Behan came bursting on the scene.  He had just landed from Italy.  Grand fellow.  He took me to a
        pub for another Guinness.  Driving back he tried to run over a ‘teddy boy’…or at least to scare him.  ‘Teddy
        boy’s are street gang members I assume.    Then he drove me home to my hotel room.

        I Was quite surprised at Kevin’s hatred of these Teddy Boys.  Seemed just like rock and roll kids to me…couple 
        of my friends had the greased  down haircuts although most of them had brush cuts and  were not nearly as 
        fancy  dressed as the Irish Teddy Boys who tried to wear the fancy clothing of Edwardian England.  Some Teddy
        Boys did run in tough gangs though.   I think Kevin Behan’s hatred was triggered by the Notting Hill race Riots in
        London where some 300 Teddy Boys targeted black people using iron bars and butcher knives.  That was really bad
        but most Teddy Boys were just mild rebels like a lot of kids in my high school days back in Canada.  I kept my
        mouth shut.  Maybe Kevin had a bad experience. To me those Teddy Boys and Teddy Girls wereThe kind of kids  that loved 
        the movie Blackboard Jungle.  I did not tell Kevin that I skipped school one afternoon just to see the movie.
        Gutless.




        Teddy Boys, so names by their Edwardian dress, were seen as rebels.  Really they looked
        much like the Rock and Roll kids so common in Canada  in 1950’s and 1960’s.


        June 3, 1960

        I woke up at 9 and made my so called breakfast…crumpets and Quosh, an orange  fizzy drink.  Then went to see Mr. O;brien about maps
        and he in turn sent me to the Ordinance Survey Office in Phoenix Park.  What an immense place… with so many cattle I could
        not count them.,,and a herd of wild deer that had been there since the 17th century Got maps of old mines in western part of County Waterford. 
        Not sure they will be of any use at all. 
        Spent rest of  day
        walking through PhoenixPark. A bunch of soldiers were lawn bowling at one spot.  Then visited the Dublin Zoo.  Wish I hadn’t because 
        when I put the lens of my camera  close to the monkey enclosure one big monkey jumped  at me with sexual intent.  

        What generous people…an off duty policeman paid my fare back to my hotel.  Bought sausage rolls, buns and tomatoes
        for my supper…alone in my room…saving company expenses.  Phoned  Mr. Timlin, our shipment of crates from Canada have arrived in Liverpool.  Went to a movie after which
        I was cornered and badgered by a family of beggars on a side street…five them…really dirty.  Dangerous.  My nice feeling of independence is turning into
        loneliness.  Wrote letter to Marjorie and went to bed.


        Phoenix Park has large herd of semi wild deer that have been there from the 18th century




        Streets of Dublin, in 1960, still had presence of horses.  This man was just leading four of them casually
        down the street…note evidence of Horse manure indicating this was not an unusual sight.  a hundred years
        ago these horses numbered in the thousands.  i.e. There were 100,000 horses  in London in 1850 and  Dublin
        would have been similar.  Vast amounts of manure was linked to outbreaks of Cholera but from human rather
        than horse
        manure.

        June 4, 1960

        Got up late, very late…around noon.Went to bakeshop for my  breakfast (tomatoes, meat pie, crumpets). Spent most of the day absolutely bored.
        Phoned  Kevin Behsn and went over to his house in the evening.  Their daughter Yvonne was very cute showing me her pictures.  Kevin and Mrs Behan
        took me on the rounds of the local pubs.  Made me feel like home. One pub had  a creek running through the middle of it, another pub was a castle…ended
        evening in fish and chip  store.  I was startled to see so many Presbyterian churches in Dublin…thought all churches would be Catholic.  The I.R.A. had
        a rally on O;Connell Street.   Met an American girl who was with Joe Malone.  This is a strange summer…first prospecting job with so many people
        around me.  Not the usual  wilderness  of black flies  and endless  boreal forest. All the Catholics I have met so far have been quite wonderful.
        I expected hostility but found none so far.

        June 5, 1960

        Rose early and phoned Dr. John Stam in Holland. He will join me in Bunmahon once our crates get here.  Went to the Gresham  Green Unitarian Church
        where Rev. Hicks was quite funny and very British.  Then he spoke about the absence of national Birth control as a cause of war… citing the Irish lady who had 24 children and 
        her daughter who had 15.  I suppose that could be a criticism of Ireland’s Catholic majority and the church influence.  But I think his real point was that
        overpopulation of planet earth would lead to the three horseman of the apocalypse…famine, plague and war.  

        Caught a bus to Kevin and Ronnie’s house where Yvonne was very friendly crawling all over me.  Then we went for a very nice drive in the country.
        Many old  castles.  Had ice cream. Mrs. Behan had a nice supper during which Yvonne gave me a carnation.  Yvonne is 6 or 7 years old.  Then Kevin
        took me to a pub where we discussed the Irish Republican Army…kevin concluded that “the poison is being drawn out’.  But there are still machine guns
        on the border.  I took a picture of the family.  Kevin informed me I would be wise to find a better hotel.  Why? Because my fancy hotel had never informed
        me that Breakfast was included in the bill…I had been skipping breakfast or just having another meat pie just to save Huntec and Dr. Paterson some 
        money.  My stupidity I guess.  Hotel was so high class  that no one spoke to me at all.  ‘Snob hotel’


        What wonderful people…Kevin and Ronnie Behan.  They sort of adopted me for my stay in Dublin.  Their oldest, Yvonne, was  really
        a little charmer.  She was so glad to see me each visit that her greetings made me feel embarrassed.  The Behans made such
        an impression that Marjorie an I named  our first born Kevin.

        June 6, 1960

        Today is a national holiday in Ireland.   Took a bus to Malahide and walked back to hotel.  A farmer struck up a conversation in which he said
        “Irish people are the laziest people on the earth”…strange comment, perhaps  made as a joke or maybe to draw out an anti-Irish comment from me.
        Got caught in deluge of rain while walking to Kevin’s house.  Soaked.  Yvonne and family very glad to see me.  Sincere.  Took a drive to the North Harbour
        which was charming except for the fact some man committed suicide there.  Went to a pub then returned to the Behan  home for ’tea’ which  is a misnomer
        for a full supper…then watched BBC television for a while before taking whole family to the movie ‘Who Was That Lady’

        On Kevin’s advice I made plans to move to the Hollybrook Hotel in Clontarf…cheaper, friendly, with full breakfast.

        Picked up a strange fact…Ireland has the lowest marriage rate in the world.

        June 7, 1960

        Received word  from McNabb and  Timins that the Ronka has arrived but no sign of the Turam.  Moved my bag to the Hollybrook Hotel
        on the Howth Road … had  a nice pastoral setting and comfortable old pub kind of registration desk.  Decided to tour the Guinness  Brewery
        again.  “Will you be wanting another pint, lad?” said  the man who joined the tour but did not drink.  “Temperance…call us Pioneers over here.”
        Later I decided to line up at Dublin University to see the Book of Kells, an illustrated manuscript.  

        The BOOK OF KELLS…

        An unfortunate event happened while standing in line to see the Book of Kells.  Mostly my fault. I tapped the shoulder of the man in front of me and asked:

        “Are you Irish?”
        “No, Scottish…visiting.”
        “Is this University secular?”
        “What do  you mean by that?”…  he said  in rather angry manner
        “I mean is it attached to the church or the state?”
        “What do you mean by that?”…  he got more angry, I could not see why.
        “Just wondered.”
        “Are you Catholic?”… now he was really angry, perhaps disturbed. 
        “Born Catholic but not so any more.”  Bad  comment on my part…a mistake…like waving a red flag in
        front of a charging bull. 

        At that remark the guy went wild.  Seemed to want a fight.  I decided best course of action was to get
        the hell away from him but he followed me yelling who knows what for his accent was thick. A policeman
        rescued me and advised I take a  long ride on the bus and  keep  away from throwaway comments about
        religion.

        Why did I say that remark…Why trigger animosity?  It was  a  mistake, of course, but I was thinking back
        to the St. Skeoch legend.

         Our Skeoch relatives, ancient kind, were Catholic.  Most Scots were in the early centuries.  And there was 
        a  connection with the Book of Kells and the Scottish Isle of Iona.  A misty connection…likely  false.  A connection even more ancient than
        the 10th century Book of Kells.  At some point I had heard or read that St. Skeoch was one  of the 12 disciples
        of St, Columba  when he left (fled?) Ireland  in the sixth century for the Scottish Island of  Iona.  At that time
        the use of the term saint was loosely interpreted…i.e. without the approval  of Rome.  Was St. Skeoch one
        of the twelve?  Rome had no records but there are places  in Scotland where this St. Skeoch is mentioned.
        Maybe our family legend about the rescue of two boys on the Bloody fields of Bannockburn was true.  And
        the St. Skeoch convent could have been a St. Skeoch monastery.   All perhaps nonsense since much relies
        on hearsay.  All this was in my mind as lined up to see the Book of Kells.  Were our roots  as much Catholic
        as Presbyterian. So there are the  roots of my throwaway  comment that I was  ‘born Catholic but gave it up.’

        What was I really doing?  Just putting in time awaiting our high tech survey equipment.  The Book of
        Kells was fascinating…a  masterpiece of art that survived the Viking raids.

        The Book of Kells is one of the finest illustrated manuscripts in the world. 340 folio pages. Written in Latin and illustrated
         around 800 A.D.  when Most people could  not read.   Sometimes called the Book of Columba 
        because St Columba and  subsequent Columban monks did much of the work between the sixth and ninth centuries.









        Back to my Journal:  June 7, 1960

        Bad weather barreling in from the sea.  Wrote a  letter to Barrie Nicholls and John Hogan.  Hogan is a geologist
        representing our client. I am worried that the delay in equipment arrival will be cost the  project a lot of money.
        Maye I am the only one worried…hope so . Hotel resident  Joe and Moira invited me to have a drink with them
        which made for a perfect evening.

        June 8, 1960

        Arose late after the party last night with Joe and Moira.  Went downtown and bought field books, electric tape and signs
        to alert local people to dangers of our project, particularly the base line wire and generator.  Surprised when a  cyclist
        fell off his bike into the Liffey canal.  Ambulance came fast. The German sailors and officers from the Graf Spee are
        in  Dublin. Since I am the only guest in the Hollybrook Hotel I feel like the lord of this ancient manor house and get
        treated as such.  Nice. The expense money if going awfully fast.

        John Hogan made a surprise arrival so we finally got to discuss the project.  I phoned Mrs. Behan and then went to  show
        and a dance.  One girl at the dance must have crossed herself 40 times while praising the I.R.A.
        An interesting evening.  Washed my clothe and went to bed.

        June 9, 1960

        UP early and had first breakfast since I arrived in Ireland…hotel dining room.
        Sent most of the gear with John Hogan who was driving down to Bummahon … the project site in western
        part of County Waterford… Gave Mr. O’Brien a quick briefing the Turam operation.  Checked with Arbuckle but
        Turam has still not arrived.  

        John Hogan and I toured the Guinness Brewery … my third visit.  Then we had a lousy meal at the Temperance
        Hotel. Then visited head office of Irish National Sweepstakes and bought 5 shillings tickets for Marjorie.  Walked
        back to hotel then walked to the Behan home where kids were really cute.  Yvonne and Denise kept bringing me
        corn flakes on the dog’s plate.  Yvonne  seems to like my lap.  Other kids Anella  and Murial also cute.  Then Kevin.
        Ronnie (Mrs. Behan) went toHouth for a drink.  A drunk woman was entertaining if a little pathetic.  Ronnie ironed
        my shirt afterwards then Kevin drove me back to the Hollybrook.

        June 10, 1960

        Had  big breakfast … bacon, eggs, fried tomatoes….topped off with a rack of cold toast and marmalade.  What should
        I do for the rest of the day now that John Hogan has gone south?  Tour!  Dublin is a  city of wonderful smells.  Guinness
        Brewery covers  over 60 acres making lots of beer.  But there is also a strong smell of cookies being baked at the Jacobs
        factory.  So I followed my nose and had a tour.  250 employees mostly girls who gave me plenty of attention…including
        whistling and touching.  Good time if a bit intimidating.  


        The Quiet Man is great entertainment…surprised me that much of the 1920 Irish stereotypes turned  out to be real in our little world  of Bunmahon in 1960.
        The Dark Time of the Tourbles was downplayed.


        “Alan, do not miss the chance to see “The Quiet Man” while here in Ireland,” said Kevin and  Yvonne Behan.
        So I went alone to see the film featuring John Wayne, Maureen Ohara and Barrie Fitzgerald.  What a grand movie.
        My work site in Bunmahon could not possibly be as joyful and humorous as the movie but I wish it were so.

        Dublin has an under class.  I noticed  and felt sorry for an old one-eyed woman who was  having bread and tea while
        I had a steak with all the trimmings.

        I am picking up the Irish lingo.  Today  was described as a ‘soft’ day which means it was pouring rain.

        Got an urgent message from Arbuckle, Smith and Company saying the crates had not arrived in Liverpool yet. What the
        hell is going on?  They told me the crates were there the other day.

        June 11, 1960

        Getting better sleep now that I am having big breakfast.  Afterwards I went down to Arbuckle to pick up the part of shipment
        that has arrived…i.e. the Ronka E.M. unit.  I will take it south on Monday. Sent telegram to Dr. Stam in Amsterdam and wrote
        a long letter to Barrie Nichols in Canada.  My money is very short…less than 20 pounds left. Kevin asked me up to tea (i.e.supper
        in Irish lingo) then Kevin took Ronnie and me to movie “Once More with Feeling” (no  good). After we took girls home Kevin took
        me to meet his mother snd father…all  are in the car business.

        June  12, 1960

        Wind is blowing from the sea…smashing windows.  I walked to Clontarf Presbyterian Church where Rev. Moore greeted me warmly
        and  asked me to join him for a few minutes in the vestry  Guest speaker was a methodist, Rev. Livingston who spoke about ‘Happy 
        Harry the Hare” which sounded weird at first but made sense in the end. 

        Then another day with the Behan family.  I would not intrude normally but they really made me feel so welcome that to refuse
        would  be an insult.  Ronnie prepared another great meal. Yvonne was full of beans as usual…crawling all over me.  We drove
        to Houth and stopped at Claremont for a couple of draughts of Guinness…back for ‘tea’ and then to the movie ‘sweet smell of success’
        This was my last day in Dublin.  Sad farewell to the Behan family.


        Brendan Behan

        Brendon Behan and  Kevin Behan were not related.  Two very different people who shared one common wonderful trait.  They loved  people and
        an afternoon in their company was an  honour.  

        Kevin Behan was my host for the Dublin interlude.  He and his family opened their hearts  and doors to me.  I cannot explain why they did this except to say
        the they loved people, loved Ireland and wanted to share this love with a young 21 year old  kid like me.  One result was the naming of our first born child, Kevin,
        in honour of Kevin Behan.  Sadly, we never told that to the Behan family.

        A poem by Brendon Behan

        RED ENVOY

        I bring no songs of rolling drums
        Of pennons flying gaily
        I sing of filth and dirty slums
        Gaunt man with hunger crazy
        Canticles, not of virtue bright, nor holy austere lives.

        I chronicle consumption’s blight
        And the haggard face of wives
        Who gaze on children, pale and wan
        Who see no flowers nor hear birds song.

        I see no beauty rave in dreams of justice, unto those
        Who keep the wheels of old earth moving
        And oil them with their woes
        Of burning towns and brimstone red
        A phoenix from the ashes dead
        Our city, truth and justice wed arise.

        I see this old bad order die
        In a great swift blaze of fire
        A structure, clear and mighty high
        Born in its funeral pyre
        Worker, know the world’s for thee
        Were thou to raise the servile knee
        From off the ground.

        Brendon Behan

        Brendon Behan was a man of the 1950’s snd 1960’s.  He had strong opinions even as a teen ager joining
        the Irish Republican Army at 14 years of age.  He was an ardent republican. Regarded the English
        monarchy with disdain.  That said, he became very popular and his quick wit amused not just the Dublin Irish 
        but the literary world in general.   His most famous play is titled “The Quare Fellow” which is set
        in a  prison in the heart of Dublin.  “Quare” is Irish for “Queer.”   Brendon  Behan’s one liners
        were quoted again and again by people with both a sense of humour and a knowledge that there
        is a dark side to the human condition.

        “I am a drinker with writing problems.”

        “Ah, bless you sister, may all your children be bishops.”

        “When I came back to Dublin I was court mortised in my absence
        and sentenced to death in my absence
        So I said they could shoot me in my absence.”

        “There  is no such thing as bad publicity
        Except your own obituary.”

        “The most important things to do in the world are to
        get something to eat
        get something to drink
        and get someone to love you.”

        Monday June 13  LAST DAY IN DUBLIN

        How can I best describe this day?   Like a dam that has suddenly broken free…like  A clock that is out of control  and time spins free …like a race begun once the gun is fired.
        Suddenly everything speeded up and I would be gone before the sun set.
        This was  be last day in Dublin.  I did not know that.  I did not know that events would move so fast that by evening I would be in the village
        of Bunmahon nestled  in an ancient place with the ruins of the Knockmahon mine brooding black and foreboding as the sun set.


        My first view of Knockmahon where i would have adventures not forgotten in 60 years.



        Events of that fine Dublin day:

        Began packing at 8.30…then phoned Arbuckle…our shipment had arrived. Dr. Stam coming by air…Hogan ready to pick us up inWaterford.
        time to get a haircut then caught bus to the airport…watched  KLM flight land and Dr. John  Stam cleared  customs. Briefed  him onIrish  officials I had
        met…back to hotel for dinner and beer. Back to America Express…then over to see Mr. O’brien.  Took luggage to train station…first class tickets to Waterford
        where John Hogan met us with his Fiat…drove to Bunmahon on the edge of the sea..passed the ruins of the Knockmahon mine standing alone on the
        edge of steep cliffs that fell down to the sea.  Empty.  No  houses.  No  living things.  Then road  dipped down to the Mahon River and the village of Bunmahon
        where we were to be based for the duration of the survey.  Met Mrs. Kennedy who would be our landlady and Irish ‘manageress’ … an expert on the inner
        workings of this sliver of Irish  society.  Very Catholic…My room has three Christian statues and  a large picture of  Jesus with his heart showing…hangs above my bed.
        Surprised to get my mail…letters from Marjorie and  some.  Jan Stam said he was pleased with my handling of the situation.  He would  be in charge from now 
        on and would do the interpretation of the notes from my field book each day.  John Hogan was a geologist with the Denison Mines company.  Three of us.  But
        many more will be hired.  Eventually I hired the whole village.  More of that later.



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      • EPISODE 555 NOT EVERYTHING WORKS OUT….TRACTORS ARE TEMPERMENTAL…DOGS ARE LOYAL

        EPISODE 555    NOT EVERYTHING WORKS OUT….TRACTORS ARE TEMPERMENTAL…DOGS ARE LOYAL


        alan skeoch
        Oct. 8, 2022

        Tractors are tempermental.  Especially if they were made in the 1940’s.  Dogs are just plain loyal.

        Sorry . These are not good photos.  I had to act fast to catch the tractors and dogs.  All heading for the
        farm non stop.  One tractor out of service but both dogs are just fine.








        Look way down the road…last part of the caravan…



        Both dogs, Faila and Norman following Andrew and Molly.