“MY OWNER DOES NOT BELIEVE IN CARS OR TRUCKS?”
ALAN SKEOCH
May 2018
(picture taken years ago at a winter farm auction)
“Hey Bud?”
“You mean me?”
“Yes, you with the big coat…scarf and boots and brush cut.”
“I didn’t know horses could talk.”
“We don’t like people to know we can talk.”
“So?”
“So, could you slip over to the Women’s Institute food booth and get me a hot chocolate?”
“I thought horses ate oats and drank water.”
“On a day like this I need a hot chocolate.”
“Are you sure?”
“Listen Bud, the water is frozen and the oats are as hard as rocks…I want hot chocolate?”
“Show me the money!”