EPISODE 831 “DON’T DO IT! NOT ENOUGH ROOM!” THEN THE LITTLE BLUE CAR ACCELERATED AND DISAPPEARED
alan skeoch
June 4. 2-23
We were drifting down the Fifth when a giant spider appeared…immense green thing. Bigger than a bread basket.
Then a little blue car passed us and I know what the driver was thinking. So do you. He …(must have been a male driver
because no female would be so stupid)…He thought , “I can rip through the gap between the spiders legs.:
And that was the last we saw of him or the spider.
A little further down the road we met a giant centipede that looked really hungry.
I think it ate both spider and that little blue car.
We did not stop to inspect. Discretion is the better part of valour.
To whom should we report this tragedy?
alan
Postscript
Remember the bit of doggerel about Algie?
“Algie met a bear and the bear was bulgy and the bulge was Algie!”
The little blue car met a centipede that was bulgy and the bulge was the little blue car.”..
(somehow that version is not as good as the bear version…but it happened. At least I think it happened.
The male driver? That was a guess based on prejudice….it could have been a female.
alan