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    EPISODE 61   SUMMER 1960…SENT TO IRELAND TO SEE IF AN ANCIENT MINE COULD 
    BE REOPENED.  

    alan skeoch
    June 7, 2020

           Too Long?  I know that.  Stick with me…the job will get interesting.

           I was 21 years old when I wrote this journal.  I am now 81.  Please  keep that in mind and try to imagine
           yourself at that age.  Dr. Norman Paterson, geophysicist with Hunting Technical and Exploration
          Services put a big responsibility on my shoulders.  The Irish contract…to see if  an ancient copper
          mine at Knockmahon, County Waterford, Southern Ireland, could be reopened.  Why me? Simple
          answer was the I knew how to operate the Turam, a sophisticated instrument in the search for
         copper mineralization.  I was just a kid…as you will see.  A lonely kid in Dublin.
         They gave me 200 pounds expense
        money never expecting I would have to live  in Dublin for 13 days.  But I managed…thanks to
        the Guinness Brewery, meat pies and the generosity of the Irish. I was lonely. I worried that I would cost
       the company too much so lived as frugally as possible. Some of the entries
        you will read may seem humdrum.  That’s because  you are no longer 21 years old.


    This is my journal…the beginning  of a great adventure.

    IN DUBLIN’S FAIR CITY

    alan Skeoch
    Journal June 1 to June 13, 1960
    (No one predicted I would have a two week holiday in Dublin)

    This is the ancient Knockmahon copper mine on the south coast of Ireland.  That
    was my destination in 1960 but it would take 13 more days to get there. Meanwhile
    I lived in Dublin.


    Dublin, quite a city.  Circumstances prolonged my stay in Dublin so let me give you a short impression.
    First thing is the city smells…Jacob’s cookie factory, Guinness 62 acre brewery, Tea shops and horses. The
    smell is intoxicating.  The main street, O’Connell Street is wide and busy and for the most part happy in spite
    of bullet holes deliberately left to remind Irish people of the ‘time of the troubles’.   The people are super
    friendly…policemen who paid my bus fare, citizens who helped me find my way, and one family…the Behan’s,
    who sort of adopted me.   Lots of pubs to visit.  Lots of meat pies and sweet rolls to eat.  Trees!! Lots of them
    and a huge 700 acre park near the city centre.  Problems?  Of course.  Some obviously deranged people
    here and there.  Violence?  Never had trouble except one incident that I foolishly precipitated myself.
    To top the visit off, I was able to see The Quiet Man, the charming John Wayne, Maureen Ohara, and’
    Barrie Fitzgerald movie about an Ireland that seemed mythical but turned out to be true.  Some Irish might
    resent the stereotypes  but I thoroughly enjoyed them with no expectations they would be part of
    my experience on the Bunmaahon job.  But so much happened that was similar.   Not that I  felt I
    was  John Wayne.  I was however a North American stepping into a cultural milieu of which I was
    unfamiliar.

    MYJOURNAL:  I thought it was lost until by good fortune in April, 2018, I found it among some old  books in the cellar.  Quite amazing detail.


    JUNE 1, 1960


    Smooth flight across to Ireland with Air Lingus.  No one there to meet me so I can do whatever I please I guess.
    Dublin is  a beautiful city with throngs  of people on OConnell Street.  Friendly.  Girls are very pretty.  Visited
    the art gallery and then the museum like a normal  tourist.  Had to remind myself that I was not a tourist .
    Found offices of Arbuckle – Smith and Company only to discover our Turam shipment had not arrived yet.
    Called Barrie Nichols in Toronto to let him know there will be a delay then went shopping for shirt and shoes.
    Supper was no good. Toured Gresham Green.  Called  Mrs.  Behan who  invited me out to their house 
    tomorrow when Kevin Behan gets back from Italy. Very tired.  Fell to sleep three times during the day. Being
    alone is not that enjoyable.  Need other people to make life really interesting but it looks like I will
    be stuck here in Dublin for some time.  No point in heading south the County Waterford and  village of
    Bunmahon without all our crates of instruments. Toured Gresham Green.







    Huntec had booked  me into the high class Gresham Hotel expecting my stay in Dublin would be short.
    But our crates of equipment did not arrive for nearly two weeks.  The Gresham was fancy and expensive
    .  NO one told me the breakfasts were included in the room price.  I skipped breakfast
    for a week to save the company money as my expense check was only 200 pounds…not enough
    for me to stay at the Gresham so after a week I found a  cheap hotel in Clontarf, the Hollybrook, where
    I seemed to be the only guest and the staff made it clear my breakfast as  included.  Even then by the
    end of my stay in Dublin the money was  almost gone.









    June 2, 1960

    I woke up late so  skipped breakfast and walked to the Department of Justice to get my work clearance.  Had to prove I was doing
    a job that nn Irish person could not do.  Lots of unemployment here.  Looks like my training on the Turan E.M. unit has put me in a
    special  spot.  Few people know how to run it…and it is quite complicated…motor generator, base line a mile or so long, two receiving 
    coils with 100 for separation,  a console, picketed lines running 3,000 feet from the base line at right angles, etc.  Had to explain
    this  to an official.  Tough situation.  Never expected to be grilled.



            


    After that I took a bus to the the Guinness Brewery at St. James Gate, Since I had no bus fare the chap beside me paid my fare.
    Guinness is the national drink of Ireland, unless you are a non-drinker.  What a rare privilege to see this massive brewery in operation.
    They even have big draught horses harnessed to wagons loaded with barrels of Guinness to be delivered to pubs in Dublin.  The smell
    of the horses and the Guinness is wonderful to me.  The tour included a pile of Guinness post cards featuring men lifting bull dozers
    or pulling beer wagons with the horses as passengers. Humourous.   And the end of the tour was best. We all got a full pint of Guinness…
    my first.  I wasn’t to struck on the black liquid at first but soon overcame that problem.  Seems a tourist can have as much as he or she
    wants but I stuck to one pint.  I should have eaten breakfast. Felt a bit woozy…warm and woozy.  Not staggering.

    Ah, yes, Guinness is the national drink of Ireland… made from barley, hops, yeast and water.  That does not sound complicated.  
    Why is the beer black?  Roasted barley rather than malted which makes a thick creamy head on the pint.


     The thickness of the head is achieved by passing the beer through
    nitrogen…smaller bubbles result.  Guinness is so thick that each pint needs  time to settle.  
    Is Guinness really ‘good for you’ as the advertising says on billboards across  Dublin?  Some call Guinness ‘a meal  in a cup’ …198 calories
    per pint …less than a pint of milk.  Drinkers  of Guinness get an ‘enhanced feeling of well being’ , an advertising statement frowned
    on by the government.  Created in 18th century by Arthur Guinness
    and apparently one of the most consumed beers worldwide.  Guinness does seem to be good for drinkers though…lots of healthy 
    antioxidants…like fruits and vegetables…slow deposit of bad  cholesterol on artery walls. Or so the story is told.  My ‘meal in cup’
    certainly replaced breakfast and gave me an enhanced feeling that the world around me is good.  So there you have it…obviously

           I took the tour to heart.


    This  is  high tea at the Gresham Hotel where I stayed for the first week.  I did not know
    Breakfast was included in the room rate so  skipped  breakfast for that week.  Fancy
    hotel but very unfriendly.



    Bought some tomatoes  and meat pie to eat in my room while reading a book. Sort of lonely feeling…needed
    a pint of Guinness I guess but afraid to go into a pub alone.  Not fear just felt being solitary would be uncomfortable.
    Contacted a sign painter as Ministry of Justice insisted I have a road sign saying Danger in both English
    and Irish.  This will take some time to do…will pay extra to get faster work done.  Decided to go back to
    the Guinness factory , now have bus tokens, but found place closed.  Got some good pictures though.

    I was startled by a crazy woman in middle of the cobbled street near St. James Gate.  She was covered in
    blood while singing and dancing and jumping around.  Very sad.  She even relieved herself by lifting her skirt
    and pissing without care.  Most on lookers did not stop…treated  her as if a normal situation.  I kept walking 
    as well.  Returned to my room to finish off the meat pie.

    Phoned down to The Kennedy’s to see if  gear had arrived.  No luck.  Our crew of three will be staying with
    the Kennedy family in Bunmahon.  

    Then I bought some flowers and took a bus to the Behan home.  Mrs. Behan poured tea and a little later
    Kevin Behan came bursting on the scene.  He had just landed from Italy.  Grand fellow.  He took me to a
    pub for another Guinness.  Driving back he tried to run over a ‘teddy boy’…or at least to scare him.  ‘Teddy
    boy’s are street gang members I assume.    Then he drove me home to my hotel room.

    I Was quite surprised at Kevin’s hatred of these Teddy Boys.  Seemed just like rock and roll kids to me…couple 
    of my friends had the greased  down haircuts although most of them had brush cuts and  were not nearly as 
    fancy  dressed as the Irish Teddy Boys who tried to wear the fancy clothing of Edwardian England.  Some Teddy
    Boys did run in tough gangs though.   I think Kevin Behan’s hatred was triggered by the Notting Hill race Riots in
    London where some 300 Teddy Boys targeted black people using iron bars and butcher knives.  That was really bad
    but most Teddy Boys were just mild rebels like a lot of kids in my high school days back in Canada.  I kept my
    mouth shut.  Maybe Kevin had a bad experience. To me those Teddy Boys and Teddy Girls wereThe kind of kids  that loved 
    the movie Blackboard Jungle.  I did not tell Kevin that I skipped school one afternoon just to see the movie.
    Gutless.




    Teddy Boys, so names by their Edwardian dress, were seen as rebels.  Really they looked
    much like the Rock and Roll kids so common in Canada  in 1950’s and 1960’s.


    June 3, 1960

    I woke up at 9 and made my so called breakfast…crumpets and Quosh, an orange  fizzy drink.  Then went to see Mr. O;brien about maps
    and he in turn sent me to the Ordinance Survey Office in Phoenix Park.  What an immense place… with so many cattle I could
    not count them.,,and a herd of wild deer that had been there since the 17th century Got maps of old mines in western part of County Waterford. 
    Not sure they will be of any use at all. 
    Spent rest of  day
    walking through PhoenixPark. A bunch of soldiers were lawn bowling at one spot.  Then visited the Dublin Zoo.  Wish I hadn’t because 
    when I put the lens of my camera  close to the monkey enclosure one big monkey jumped  at me with sexual intent.  

    What generous people…an off duty policeman paid my fare back to my hotel.  Bought sausage rolls, buns and tomatoes
    for my supper…alone in my room…saving company expenses.  Phoned  Mr. Timlin, our shipment of crates from Canada have arrived in Liverpool.  Went to a movie after which
    I was cornered and badgered by a family of beggars on a side street…five them…really dirty.  Dangerous.  My nice feeling of independence is turning into
    loneliness.  Wrote letter to Marjorie and went to bed.



    Phoenix Park has large herd of semi wild deer that have been there from the 18th century




    Streets of Dublin, in 1960, still had presence of horses.  This man was just leading four of them casually
    down the street…note evidence of Horse manure indicating this was not an unusual sight.  a hundred years
    ago these horses numbered in the thousands.  i.e. There were 100,000 horses  in London in 1850 and  Dublin
    would have about the same.  Dung abounded.  Human escrement was eventually linked

            to outbreaks of  Cholera because water supply was contaminated with manure.


    June 4, 1960

    Got up late, very late…around noon.Went to bakeshop for my  breakfast (tomatoes, meat pie, crumpets). Spent most of the day absolutely bored.
    Phoned  Kevin Behsn and went over to his house in the evening.  Their daughter Yvonne was very cute showing me her pictures.  Kevin and Mrs Behan
    took me on the rounds of the local pubs.  Made me feel like home. One pub hd  a creek running through the middle of it, another pub was a castle…ended
    evening in fish and chip  store.  I was startled to see so many Presbyterian churches in Dublin…thought all churches would be Catholic.  The I.R.A. had
    a rally on O;Connell Street.   Met Joe Malone.  This is a strange summer…first prospecting job with so many people
    around me.  Not the usual  wilderness  of black flies  and endless  boreal forest. All the Catholics I have met so far have been quite wonderful.
    I expected hostility but found none so far.

    June 5, 1960

    Rose early and phoned Dr. John Stam in Holland. He will join me in Bunmahon once our crates get here.  Went to the Gresham  Green Unitarian Church
    where Rev. Hicks was quite funny and very British.  Then he spoke about the absence of national Birth control as a cause of war… citing the Irish lady who had 24 children and 
    her daughter who had 15.  I suppose that could be a criticism of Ireland’s Catholic majority and the church influence.  But I think his real point was that
    overpopulation of planet earth would lead to the three horseman of the apocalypse…famine, plague and war.  

    Caught a bus to Kevin and Ronnie’s house where Yvonne was very friendly crawling all over me.  Then we went for a very nice drive in the country.
    Many old  castles.  Had ice cream. Mrs. Behan had a nice supper during which Yvonne gave me a carnation.  Yvonne is 6 or 7 years old.  Then Kevin
    took me to a pub where we discussed the Irish Republican Army…kevin concluded that “the poison is being drawn out’.  But there are still machine guns
    on the border.  I took a picture of the family.  Kevin informed me I would be wise to find a better hotel.  Why? Because my fancy hotel had never informed
    me that Breakfast was included in the bill…I had been skipping breakfast or just having another meat pie just to save Huntec and Dr. Paterson some 
    money.  My stupidity I guess.  Hotel was so high class  that nn one spoke to me at all.  ‘Snob hotel’


    What wonderful people…Kevin and Ronnie Behan.  They sort of adopted me for my stay in Dublin.  Their oldest, Yvonne, was  really
    a little charmer.  She was so glad to see me each visit that her greetings made me feel embarrassed.  The Behans made such
    an impression that Marjorie and I named  our first born Kevin.

    June 6, 1960

    Today is a national holiday in Ireland.   Took a bus to Malahide and walked back to hotel.  A farmer struck up a conversation in which he said
    “Irish people are the laziest people on the earth”…strange comment, perhaps  made as a joke or maybe to draw out an anti-Irish comment from me.
    Got caught in deluge of rain while walking to Kevin’s house.  Soaked.  Yvonne and family very glad to see me.  Sincere.  Took a drive to the North Harbour
    which was charming except for the fact some man committed suicide there.  Went to a pub then returned to the Behan  home for ’tea’ which  is a misnomer
    for a full supper…then watched BBC television for a while before taking whole family to the movie ‘Who Was That Lady’

    On Kevin’s advice I made plans to move to the Hollybrook Hotel in Clontarf…cheaper, friendly, with full breakfast.

    Picked up a strange fact…Ireland has the lowest marriage rate in the world.

    June 7, 1960

    Received word  from McNabb and  Timins that the Ronka has arrived but no sign of the Turam.  Moved my bag to the Hollybrook Hotel
    on the Howth Road … had  a nice pastoral setting and comfortable old pub kind of registration desk.  Decided to tour the Guinness  Brewery
    again.  “Will you be wanting another pint, lad?” said  the man who joined the tour but did not drink.  “Temperance…call us Pioneers over here.”
    Later I decided to line up at Dublin University to see the Book of Kells, an illustrated manuscript.  

    The BOOK OF KELLS…

    An unfortunate event happened while standing in line to see the Book of Kells.  Mostly my fault. I tapped the shoulder of the man in front of me and asked:

    “Are you Irish?”
    “No, Scottish…visiting.”
    “Is this University secular?”
    “What do  you mean by that?”…  he said  in rather angry manner
    “I mean is it attached to the church or the state?”
    “What do you mean by that?”…  he got more angry, I could not see why.
    “Just wondered.”
    “Are you Catholic?”… now he was really angry, perhaps disturbed. 
    “Born Catholic but not so any more.”  Bad  comment on my part…a mistake…like waving a red flag in
    front of a charging bull. 

    At that remark the guy went wild.  Seemed to want a fight.  I decided best course of action was to get
    the hell away from him but he followed me yelling who knows what for his accent was thick. A policeman
    rescued me and advised I take a  long ride on the bus and  keep  away from throwaway comments about
    religion.

    Why did I say that remark…Why trigger animosity?  It was  a  mistake, of course, but I was thinking back
    to the St. Skeoch legend.

     Our Skeoch relatives, ancient kind, were Catholic.  Most Scots were in the early centuries.  And there was 
    a  connection with the Book of Kells and the Scottish Isle of Iona.  A misty connection…likely  false.  A connection even more ancient than
    the 10th century Book of Kells.  At some point I had heard or read that St. Skeoch was one  of the 12 disciples
    of St, Columba  when he left (fled?) Ireland  in the sixth century for the Scottish Island of  Iona.  At that time
    the use of the term saint was loosely interpreted…i.e. without the approval  of Rome.  Was St. Skeoch one
    of the twelve?  Rome had no records but there are places  in Scotland where this St. Skeoch is mentioned.
    Maybe our family legend about the rescue of two boys on the Bloody fields of Bannockburn was true.  And
    the St. Skeoch convent could have been a St. Skeoch monastery.   All perhaps nonsense since much relies
    on hearsay.  All this was in my mind as lined up to see the Book of Kells.  Were our roots  as much Catholic
    as Presbyterian. So there are the  roots of my throwaway  comment that I was  ‘born Catholic but gave it up.’

    What was I really doing?  Just putting in time awaiting our high tech survey equipment.  The Book of
    Kells was fascinating…a  masterpiece of art that survived the Viking raids.

    The Book of Kells is one of the finest illustrated manuscripts in the world. 340 folio pages. Written in Latin and illustrated
     around 800 A.D.  when Most people could  not read.   Sometimes called the Book of Columba 
    because St Columba and  subsequent Columban monks did much of the work between the sixth and ninth centuries.









    Back to my Journal:  June 7, 1960

    Bad weather barreling in from the sea.  Wrote a  letter to Barrie Nicholls and John Hogan.  Hogan is a geologist
    representing our client. I am worried that the delay in equipment arrival will  cost the  project a lot of money.
    Maye I am the only one worried…hope so . Hotel resident  Joe and Moira invited me to have a drink with them
    which made for a perfect evening.

    June 8, 1960

    Arose late after the party last night with Joe and Moira.  Went downtown and bought field books, electric tape and signs
    to alert local people to dangers of our project, particularly the base line wire and generator.  Surprised when a  cyclist
    fell off his bike into the Liffey canal.  Ambulance came fast. The German sailors and officers from the Graf Spee are
    in  Dublin. Since I am the only guest in the Hollybrook Hotel I feel like the lord of this ancient manor house and get
    treated as such.  Nice. The expense money if going awfully fast.

    John Hogan made a surprise arrival so we finally got to discuss the project.  I phoned Mrs. Behan and then went to  show
    and a dance with John Hogan.  One girl at the dance must have crossed herself 40 times while praising the I.R.A.
    An interesting evening.  Washed my clothes and went to bed.

    June 9, 1960

    UP early and had first breakfast wince I arrived in Ireland…hotel dining room.
    Sent most of the gear with John Hogan who was driving down to Bummahon … the project site in western
    part of County Waterford… Gave Mr. O’Brien a quick briefing the Turam operation.  Checked with Arbuckle but
    Turam has still not arrived.  

    John Hogan and I toured the Guinness Brewery … my third visit.  Then we had a lousy meal at the Temperance
    Hotel. Then visited head office of Irish National Sweepstakes and bought 5 shillings tickets for Marjorie.  Walked
    back to hotel then walked to the Behan home where kids were really cute.  Yvonne and Denise kept bringing me
    corn flakes on the dog’s plate.  Yvonne  seems to like my lap.  Other kids Anella  and Murial also cute.  Then Kevin.
    Ronnie (Mrs. Behan) went to Houth for a drink.  A drunk woman was entertaining if a little pathetic.  Ronnie ironed
    my shirt afterwards then Kevin drove me back to the Hollybrook.

    June 10, 1960

    Had  big breakfast … bacon, eggs, fried tomatoes….topped off with a rack of cold toast and marmalade.  What should
    I do for the rest of the day now that John Hogan has gone south?  Tour!  Dublin is a  city of wonderful smells.  Guinness
    Brewery covers  over 60 acres making lots of beer.  But there is also a strong smell of cookies being baked at the Jacobs
    factory.  So I followed my nose and had a tour.  250 employees mostly girls who gave me plenty of attention…including
    whistling and touching.  Good time if a bit intimidating.  


    The Quiet Man is great entertainment…surprised me that much of the 1920 Irish stereotypes turned  out to be real in our little world  of Bunmahon in 1960.
    The Dark Time of the Tourbles was downplayed.


    “Alan, do not miss the chance to see “The Quiet Man” while here in Ireland,” said Kevin and  Yvonne Behan.
    So I went alone to see the film featuring John Wayne, Maureen Ohara and Barrie Fitzgerald.  What a grand movie.
    My work site in Bunmahon could not possibly be as joyful and humorous as the movie but I wish it were so.

    Dublin has an under class.  I noticed  and felt sorry for an old one-eyed woman who was  having bread snd tea while
    I had a steak with all the trimmings.

    I am picking up the Irish lingo.  Today  was described as a ‘soft’ day which means it was pouring rain.

    Got an urgent message from Arbuckle, Smith and Company saying the crates had not arrived in Liverpool yet. What the
    hell is going on?  They told me the crates were there the other day.

    June 11, 1960

    Getting better sleep now that I am having big breakfast.  Afterwards I went down to Arbuckle to pick up the part of shipment
    that has arrived…i.e. the Ronka E.M. unit.  I will take it south on Monday. Sent telegram to Dr. Stam in Amsterdam and wrote
    a long letter to Barrie Nichols in Canada.  My money is very short…less than 20 pounds left. Kevin asked me up to tea (i.e.supper
    in Irish lingo) then Kevin took Ronnie and me to movie “Once More with Feeling” (no  good). After we took girls home Kevin took
    me to meet his mother snd father…all  are in the car business.

    June  12, 1960

    Wind is blowing from the sea…smashing windows.  I walked to Clontarf Presbyterian Church where Rev. Moore greeted me warmly
    and  asked me to join him for s few minutes in the vestry  Guest speaker was a methodist, Rev. Livingston who spoke about ‘Happy 
    Harry the Hare” which sounded weird at first but made sense in the end. 

    Then another day with the Behan family.  I would not intrude normally but they really made me feel so welcome that to refuse
    would  be an insult.  Ronnie prepared another great meal. Yvonne was full of beans as usual…crawling all over me.  We drove
    to Houth and stopped at Claremont for a couple of draughts of Guinness…back for ‘tea’ and then to the movie ‘sweet smell of success’
    This was my last day in Dublin.  Sad farewell to the Behan family.


    Brendan Behan

    Brendon Behan and  Kevin Behan were not related.  Two very different people who shared one common wonderful trait.  They loved  people and
    an afternoon in their company was an  honour.  

    Kevin Behan was my host for the Dublin interlude.  He and his family opened their hearts  and doors to me.  I cannot explain why they did this except to say
    the they loved people, loved Ireland and waned to share this love with a young 21 year old  kid like me.  One result was the naming of our first born child, Kevin,
    in honour of Kevin Behan.  Sadly, we never told that to the Behan family.

    Brendon Behan

    Brendon Behan was a man of the 1950’s snd 1960’s.  He had strong opinions even as a teen ager joining
    the Irish Republican Army at 14 years of age.  He was an ardent republican. Regarded the English
    monarchy with disdain.  That said, he became very popular and his quick wit amused not just the Dublin Irish 
    but the literary world in general.   His most famous play is titled “The Quare Fellow” which is set
    in a  prison in the heart of Dublin.  “Quare” is Irish for “Queer.”   Brendon  Behan’s one liners
    were quoted again and again by people with both a sense of humour and a knowledge that there
    is a dark side to the human condition.

    “I am a drinker with writing problems.”

    “Ah, bless you sister, may all your children be bishops.”

    “When I came back to Dublin I was court mortised in my absence
    and sentenced to death in my absence
    So I said they could shoot me in my absence.”

    “There  is no such thing as bad publicity
    Except your own obituary.”

    “The most important things to do in the world are to
    get something to eat
    get something to drink
    and get someone to love you.”

    Monday June 13  LAST DAY IN DUBLIN

    How can I best describe this day?   Like a dam that has suddenly broken free…like  A clock that is out of control  and time spins free …like a race begun once the gun is fired.
    Suddenly everything speeded up and I would be gone before the sun set.
    This was  be my last day in Dublin.  I did not know that.  I did not know that events would move so fast that by evening I would be in the villsge
    of Bunmahon nestled  in an ancient place with the ruins of the Knockmahon mine brooding black and foreboding as the sun set.



            

    My first view of Knockmahon where i would have adventures not forgotten in 60 years.



    Events of that fine Dublin day:

    Began packing at 8.30…then phoned Arbuckle…our shipment had arrived. Dr. Stam coming by air…Hogan ready to pick us up in Waterford.
    time to get s haircut then caught bus to the airport…watched  KLM flight land and Dr. John  Stam cleared  customs. Briefed  him on Irish  officials I had
    met…back to hotel for dinner and beer. Back to American Express…then over to see Mr. O’brien.  Took luggage to train station…first class tickets to Waterford
    where John Hogan met us with his Fiat…drove to Bunmahon on the edge of the sea..passed the ruins of the Knockmahon mine standing alone on the
    edge of steep cliffs that fell down to the sea.  Empty.  No  houses.  No  living things.  Then road  dipped down to the Mahon River and the village of Bunmahon
    where we were to be based for the duration of the survey.  Met Mrs. Kennedy who would be our landlady and Irish ‘manageress’ … an expert on the inner
    workings of this sliver of Irish  society.  Very Catholic…My room has three Christian statues and  a large picture of  Jesus with his heart showing…hangs above my bed.
    Surprised to get my mail…letters from Marjorie and  some.  Jan Stam said he was pleased with my handling of the situation.  He would  be in charge from now 
    on and would do the interpretation of the notes from my field book each day.  John Hogan was a geologist and the Denison Mines company.  Three of us.  But
    many more will be hired.  Eventually I hired the whole village.  More of that later.







  • EPISODE 60 FROGS…THOUSANDS…AND THEN THERE WERE NONE. WHAT HAPPENED. HOW DID THEY KNOW?

    • EPISODE  60:  FROGS BY  THE HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS…THEN THERE WERE NONE.  WHAT HAPPENED?

    • SETTING:  JULY 1980…SKEOCH FARM PONDS


    IN 1980 when I took this photo there were so many young frogs that my camera could not
    focus.  Then in 1981 most were gone, never to return

    alan skeoch
    June 2020

    “Never seen anything like it, Marjorie…come over and take a look?”
    “Are those baby frogs?  Must be a thousand  of them.”
    “I’ve  witnessed big frog populations here all 
    my life but never this many.  Thousands
    sitting there looking at us.”

    SKEOCH  FARM PONDS 1981

    “We have no frogs.”
    “A  few  are still in the ponds but very few.”
    “What is  happening?”
    “Something bad…very bad.  A whole
    pile of creatures depend on those
    frogs.”
    “Snakes, Blue herons, fish, sapping
    turtles, painted turtles, other frogs
    (frogs are cannibalistic).”
    “They will all disappear.”
    “What is happening?”

    SKEOCH  FARM PONDS  2020

    “I have not seen a leopard frog yet this
    year..”
    “A few may be there though…something
    splashes  and  wiggles away among the
    weeds.  Must be a  few frogs.”
    “But there were thousands”
    “What is  happening?”
    “Some scientists say we are in
    the midst of the sixth mass extinction
    and that the extinction are best noticed
    with frogs”
    “Do you believe that?”
    “I do not know what to believe…but
    what I  like to believe is that the 
    disappearance is some kind of
    natural cycle.”.
    “Something is definitely wrong down
    at the bottom of the food chain.”
    “Can we do anything to help the
    Leopard Frogs?”
    “What can we do?”

    “You want to hear something weird?
    Back in 1980…when those thousands
    of little frogs sat there looking at me…
    I had the distinct feeling they were
    trying to tell  me something..a kind
    of  plea for help.”

    “What did you do?”
    “Nothing.  the only help given
    was  by Marjorie when she pulled
    a still living Leopard  Frog  from
    the gaping mouth of a big garter
    snake.”
    “Lots of snakes, are there?”
    “Not anymore.  They used to 
    breed  in the greenhouse big
    time.  Not any more.”
    “A single blue heron landed in
    the pond this year…and then 
    took off.  No frogs to eat.”
    “What can we do?”
    “That is a very good question.”


    • WHAT HAPPENED  TO THE LEOPARD FROGS?

    • Although not recognized at the time, this event is thought to portend the worldwide amphibian decline that began about 1970 and continues to the present day. While many leopard frog populations have survived and returned to near normal levels, the leopard frogs of the Upper Midwest have a high incidence of developmental malformations.
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    Why is the northern leopard frog endangered?
    • The northern leopard frog is experiencing threats from habitat loss, disease, non-native species, pollution and climate change that individually and cumulatively have resulted in population declines, local extinctions and disappearance from vast areas of its historical range in the western U.S. and Canada.




  • EPISODE 59 SCARED…REALLY SCARED…AND ONLY MYSELF TO BLAME (ALASKA, 1959)

    EPISODE 59    SCARED…REALLY SCARED…AND ONLY MYSELF TO BLAME


    alan skeoch
    June 4, 3030

    I have  done  my share  of stupid things so far but one
    of the worst was on the prospecting job on the tundra of  western Alaska
    in the summer of 1959.

    We  had a day with not much to do for some reason or other.
    Our camp consisted of a line of dark tents, a cook shack, and
    two S52 (Sikorsky) helicopters.  We had lots of  daylight…sun
    never really got far below the horizon.   We were a hundred of so
    miles  inland from the Bering Sea…even more distant
    was the Aleutian Island chain where the Japanese had faked an
    invasion  of North America.   This remans an empty land.  Startling.
    Fascinating.

    This  is  Alaska…flat tundra for hundreds of miles, but occasionally cut by river and  creek valleys which you can see in the distance.
    Thousands and thousands of years ago when the climate was colder, great hulking Mastodons and even larger  Mammoths   lumbered
    across the land bridge that is now the Bering Sea because the seas were lower around the world and the ice caps of the globe
    were larger.  It was thoughts like this that drew me to the tundra.  Historic.  No, Prehistoric.

    TUNDRA

    Tundra as far as the eye could see in any direction.  Very hard to get
    lost I reasoned even if 30 miles or more away from camp.
    So I grabbed A good book…I think it was Steinbeck’s East 
    of Eden.  Then waited for the lead pilot to greet us like
    he did every morning with his cheerful “Let’s Get Fucking Airborne”

    One helicopter began the slow  “Whomp…Whomp…Whomp”
    Then got up to speed.

    “Can you drop me out on the tundra?”
    “Sure…no equipment , how come?”
    “Not needed today.”

    I jumped in over the pontoon and we were airborne heading
    north west.  Eventually the S52 would swing due west towards
    the Bering Sea where we had a fuel drop.  Forty Five gallon drums
    of Diesel.

    It was a beaUtiful day around  mid-August.  The bugs were not nearly
    as bad by then because  the birds had been feasting for months on the
    little bastards.  So many birds nested in the tundra that we had to be
    careful walking.

    “Drop me here’” About 20 or 25 miles from camp.   It would  be
    very hard to get lost since we could see great distances on the flat
    treeless tundra.

    My plan was simple.  I would find a nice folded slope on the tundra and tuck
    myself into a depression…out of the wind…then spend a couple of hours
    reading Steinbeck before walking back to camp.  That would take  a full
    day…and  be delightful.   The Humble Oil Company of Texas to whom we
    were subcontracted had armed us with big 30-06 rifles but we never felt
    the need to carry a rifle on the open tundra so we stacked the rifles at
    the helcopter drop sites.   This day I did  not even take the rifle. Too damn
    heavy.

    All worked  out quite well for an hour or two.  Then I got a bit worried. Suppose
    a Kodiak bear did  happen to be crossing this great expanse of flat land.
    It would get my smell I supposed and maybe want to check me out.  What the hell
    could I do?   Climb a tree?  That’s a laugh.  

    The only trees were down in the creek and river valleys that criss crossed the vast
    flatness of the tundra.    Those valleys and creek bottoms were Kodiak country because
    they had easy access to thousands  of big salmon heading up river to spawn.  And there
    were lots of dead salmon floating down.  Up top on the tundra I felt safe.   Safe?  Felt
    safe until I realized I was  all alone.  Alone!  No one even knew I was out here.  I had
    walked miles  from the drop site.  I was alone.

    That’s my partner Bill Morrisson, doing some fishing down in a creek bottom near our camp.  These deep incisions in the
    tundra are where the Kodiak bears feast on salmon.  Around camp we were safe as there were so many guns.  Thirty men armed with 
    rifles and pistols.  Disgusting.  In Canada, geophysical prospectors like us never carried  weapons. “Why are we not armed?”, I asked
    on one  job.  “No guns for good reason…so we cannot shoot each other”.  In ten years prospecting this  was the only job
    where there were guns.   




    I had  been told  that the bears stay away from humans because we smell bad.
    Hope that was true.  Must be true.  No bath for weeks except occasional dip
    in tundra meltwater pools.

    Then my mind shifted from Steinbeck to Kodiak bears   When alone, the mind
    plays tricks…fears grow.  I decided
    it might be best to start the journey back to camp which  was miles
    away but visible.

    The two big Sikorskys seemed busy for I could see them flying back
    and forth far in the distance.   One even flew near me but I would be invisible
    in my military bush  clothing.  And I did  not want to bother them.

    To get back to camp I had to cross a couple of small creeks that were cut
    into the tundra but no big river.   There was  some brush which made me a  little
    nervous but not enough to raise the hackles  on my neck.

    I  got back to camp.  And there was trouble.  “Where the he’ll have you been?”
    “We found you missing.”  “Sent out the S-52’s”  “Heard you were dropped somewhere”

    My partner, Bill Morrisson, sitting with feet dangling from a Sikorsky helicopter.  Doing what he must have done
    the day I decided  to go for a long walk with a good book.  “Why the hell did you do that..got me worried sick.”

    “Just reading a book?”
    “Well, you are a goddamned fool.”
    (True)
    Those lectures were nearly as bad as  my slow awareness that spending a few hours
    nestled in the trackless wilderness may not have been a good idea.

    This story may  seem inconsequential.  Minor blip in life’s journey.  But I think of
    it often.  

    alan  skeoch
    June 5, 2020




    And so it ended.  I was chastised by everyone.  Then the whole incident was forgotten as the sun circled along
    the horizon and then popped up again.   And the Sikorsky went to sleep.

    alan skeoch
    June 2020
    (western Alaska, about 100 miles  inland from Dillingham, an mostly aboriginal
    village, town, on the coast of the Bering Sea.)

    Employed by Dr. Norman Paterson
    Hunting Technical  and Exploration Services
    -Canadian arew —Bill Morrison, Moe Chinery, Dr. John Stam, 
    Don Van Every, Ian Rutherford, and  Alan Skeoch
    -along with 25 American  diamond  drillers.
  • WE TRIED TO TOUR EUROPE ON FIVE DOLLARS A DAY IN 1965. IT DID NOT WORK WELL.

    EPISODE  58:  EUROPE ON FIVE DOLLARS A  DAY…




    EPISODE 58    EUROPE ON FIVE DOLLARS A DAY…WE TRIED IT N 1965

    alan skeoch
    June 2020


    I think…no,  I know…the author of EUROPE ON FIVE DOLLARS A DAY…expected us to live like the monks of Ireland once
    lived in these stone houses on the West Coast of Ireland, called  the Dingle.  At times our trip to Europe came close to
    this kind of existence.


    alan skeoch
    June 2020

    We  were new teachers.  Eric and I taught at
    Parkdale C.I.,  while Marjorie taught at Emery Junior
    High.  Salary around $6,000 per year.   

    There was a book written around 1960 titled “Europe
    on $5 a day.”.  In  1965,  Marjorie, my brother Eric and I
    decided to give it  a try.  Well, we did it…a whole series
    of adventures that might interest readers.  I know it is
    ego driven but some of the adventures were universal
    like the chilling visit to Dachau and the rescue of a rabbit afflicted
    with the poison Mixamatosis and the discovery we could
    live on Bulmer’s apple cider and cheese and bread.

    Marjorie was a great sport about the whole thing.
    She could take the privations and enjoy the adventures.
    My brother, Eric, refused to go 50/50 on the expenses which
    meant I had to pay 2/3 which I now know was reasonable.
    Marjorie was a little disturbed on one day when we did  not
    eat at all while crammed into a sleeping car in bunks
    that were stacked so  tight that there was little room to breath.


    A few choice adventures selected below.    Just keep in mind
    that we were all in our 20’s.  I was 27…Marjorie and Eric were 25.
    I hope readers can remember those years.  Otherwise you might be
    offended.  We were young and foolish and enjoyed life to the fullest.
     Ireland first and last.  We landed at Shannon, west coast of Ireland and headed
    south to Bunmahon, the mining village in which I worked five years earlier.
    This was our world tour.  Some readers might think the memory would
    record great events.  My memory only records small events.

    1) CRAWLING THROUGH AN ANCIENT MINE…KNOCKMAHON



    “There are ancient adits on the cliff face…we can crawl through them.”
    “What’s an adit?”
    “A hole punched through to help ventilate the mine.”
    “How big a hole?”
    “Big enough for us to walk stooped over but in some places
    we will have to crawl on our stomachs.”
    “Dangerous?”
    “Suppose so.  Air is the big danger…running out of air I mean.  When  Barney and
    I crawled through these adits we took a candle.   If he candle would not light,
    we got the hell out.”
    ‘What about collapse?”
    “Unlikely.  Weak spots would  have collapsed  by now…last used as  a  
    mine 100 year ago.”
    “Why are we doing this?”
    “Just for fun…we will only crawl in a  short way…to the big shaft which
    has filled with water from the ocean.  The miners tunnelled out a fair 
    distane under the ocean.   They had pumps  to remove the seepage.:
    “Alan, this is stupid… I want out.”
    “Eric and  I will just crawl a little further…meet out the seashore in 
    half hour or less.”
    “Stupid thing to do.”
    “must admit you are right.”

    “Here we are out, Marjorie.  What is that god  awful stink?”
    “What  stink?””
    “Marjorie  one of those huge rocks where you are waiting is not
    a rock…it’s a dead pig that floated in or fell off the cliff.  Bloated.”
    “Let’s get out of here”

    (And so we did.  Since then the Knockmahon mine has become a tourist spot 
    on the Irish South coast called the Copper Trail.  Tours of the inside of the mine
    can be arranged using the old  shaft entranceways rather than the adits. I imagine
    what we did, is  now forbidden.)


    2) CLIMBING AN IRISH MOUNTAIN

    “Park the car…we can climb this mountain.”
    “Hardly a mountain…full of sheep.”
    “But it’s high and rocky and wild.”
    “See who can get to the top fastest.”
    “Where is Marjorie?”
    “About fifty feet below us.”
    “See ig  she can play ‘Dodge Ball’”
    “Dodge Ball?”
    “We can fire sheep dung down there from here.”
    “Good idea.”

    “Stop…Stop”

    “She is good at the game.”
    “No contact yet.”



    3)  DUBLIN


    “Dublin?  What is  there to see?”
    “;Loads…Book of Kells, pock marked walls from the Time of the Trouble, O’Connell Street,  Pubs…”
    “Let’s do  the Guiness Brewery.”
    “Samples are terrific at end  of the tour”
    “Look, they use horses  to haul the beer about the City of Dublin.”
    “I don’t like beer.”
    “Terrific,  Eric and I do.”
    “Is this holiday for me as  well as you.”
    “Wait until you get on the ferry to cross the Irish Sea.”
    “I get sea sick.”   (She did)

    (Marjorie enjoyed our tour of the Jameson Distillery much better than the Guinness
    Brewery.  Samples.  We were  the only tourists so we got three sample bottles of whiskey each….saved 
    them for years.   I think Marjorie enjoyed the barrel making as well.  the barrel maker took a shine to her.
    Imagine, we were the
    only tourists that day. )

    4) LOWER WOOTON FARM  (Remember Eywood?)\


    The small white pony  thought it was a human being.  



    “Here we are…Lower Wooten Farm, Herefordshire”
    “It’s absolutely beautiful…”
    “16th century…black and white…protected national treasure.”
    “There’s Cyril Griffiths beside the barn.”
    “Looks troubled.”

    “Alan, good  to see you…and you will be Marjorie and Eric.”
    “How are you Cyril.”
    “Not good…need both of you in the barn
    we have a breached birth.”
    “Breached?”
    “Calf stuck in the womb.”
    “Tell us what to do.”
    “We have to pull it out…got rope around the feet…Pull when I say pull.”
    “When?”
    “When she goes into another contraction…Now…Pull…Pull”
    “Jesus, it’s coming but hard.”
    “Coming now…Now..”
    (And the calf flew through the air…missed me but landed on top of Eric)
    “Is it alive?”
    “Yes,.”
    “”well it landed right on top of me…after brith and all.”
    “And this is  my only suit….”

    (That happened  just as we got out of the car
    at Lower Wooten Farm.  
    Rather messy.}

    Marjorie and  Nancy Griffiths getting a chicken ready … he hard way…pulling feathers.





    5)  EYWOOD

    “Granddad must have planted those nectarines trees still flourishing in
    one of this intact greenhouse…look at the wooden marker…his name.”
    “Percy, do you remember grandad?”
    “Yes, I worked for him when I was a young gaffer…my job was to
    step and  fetch things…shears, hoes, water.”
    “Now you own the place.”
    “Yes, and I  want to give you something to remember me by.  Like 
    this large terrace cotta flower pot bound together with wire.  the
    kind we had back before the Great War.”
    “Can we pick it up later…love to have it.”

    (I don’t know how we did it but we got the huge clay flower pot on board
    our flight home…as big as a bushel basket)



    6) THE CHARMING LAKE DISTRICT…STINKS

    “Crammed with Tourists…but beautiful.”
    “No cheap place to stay.”
    “Let’s just buy a couple of post cards and clear out…find a pasture”

    “Here, Al, you pay for the post cards, Marjorie and I will wait outside.”
    (God awful stink…like sewage…worse.)
    “Oh, dear, SOMEONE HAS PASSED BY’” (comment by lady behind me in line to pay).
    “Damn them” (whispered to myself)
    “Oh, dear, dear, dear.”  (smell was revolting)

    (Outside the tourist store Marjorie and Eric were laughing so hard  tears
    ran down their faces.  Eric had farted.  I mean a  really ripe fart brought
    on by apple cider and cheese, maybe a beer as well.  That fart was  so  bad
    that I still remember it 60 years  later.   And what is worse, I was blamed
    for the fart by the ladies behind me in the line whose comment was also
    memorable.)

    “Someone has passed by”


    7)  SEA SICK ON A SHIP  THAT HAS NOT MOVED


    “I get sea sick, you know.:
    “But the ship has not even moved.”
    “No matter, I am sea sick.
    (and Marjorie was sea sick.  Shows the power of the human mind..

    “Dry land at last…”



    8)  IRISH HAY STACK…IDEAL 


    “Stop the car…back up.”
    “Why?”
    “Perfect spot for lunch…hay  stack in field with no one around.”
    “Unscrew the Bulmer’s, rip up the bread,  cut the cheese.”
    (Cut the cheese was a nasty expression in those days)

    9) PARIS   

    PARIS…”LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF MY BED”


    “Hey, come and look at my bed.”

    (We found two inexpensive rooms across  the road from the magnificent
    Pantheon where Rouseau and Voltair are buried.  The rooms  were
    not as  grand as the Pantheon.
    “What?”
    “At the bottom of the bed.”
    “Nothing there.”
    “That’s not possible.”
    “What are we supposed to see?”
    “Cockraches…I spent the night killing them…put a
    whole pile  of them on  the floor at the bottom of
    my bed.”
    “Nothing there now.”
    “You know what that means?”
    “Yes…the live cockroaches took the  dead cockroaches away.”
    “Why?”
    “Certainly not for a funeral.”
    “Then why?”
    “For a dinner.”

    10) PARIS   NASTY ADVENTURE FOR MARJORIE

    (Eric and I had ordered a beer in a restaurant beside the Pantheon.
    The beer came in  a glass about he size of an egg cup at about the
    price of a pint in Ireland.  Nice glass though.  Marjorie had gone
    for a haircut on the Parisian Metro.  Turned out not to be a good
    idea. We kept the beer glass.)

    “There you are.”

    (Marjorie came running to our table…breathless…troubled.)

    “What’s wrong.”
    “I ran all the way here from a distant Metro station..”
    “Why?”
    “Calm down.”
    “ I cannot calm down.”
    “What happened?”
    “The subway was jammed with people…could hardly move when
    it happened.”
    “What happened?”
    “Bodies pressed tight together.  Man behind me…pressng very close…way too
    close.  Bulge.  Pushing against me.  He  was looking the other way but pressing
    his thing into my backside.  I was terrified.  Got off the Metro as soon as I could
    and  ran  all the way back here.”

    (Sounded sort of funny at first.  But we  decided it was not that funny so we
    left Paris by train the next day.  Eric decided to venture off to Spain on his
    own for a couple of days.  We would meet in Munich.)

      11) “BLONDIE…BLONDIE…COME OVER HERE”

    “How was the train ride to Spain, Eric.”
    “Not so good.”
    “Why?”
    “Spanish girls kept harassing me…called me 
    Blondie…Blondie.”
    “What ere their intentions?”
    “Sex, I assumed.”
    “And what did  you do?”
    “Stopped in Barcelona and took train back
    to meet you in Munich.”
    “Running away?”
    “Feared rape.”


    12)  DRIFTING DOWN THE RHINE…ROMANCE


    “Coblenz was  bombed  to smithereens in the war.  That’s why
    it looks so modern today.  None of the old town survived.”
    “So let’s take a river cruise up the Rhine and find a place to stay
    in the countryside.   Use the local ferry boat that stops here
    and there.”
    “Right here.  Mosel region.  We should splurge and buy
    a bottle of wine, Marjorie.  Just the two of un now that Eric
    has buggered off to Spain.”
    “Rent a nice room with one of those big German Eider downs.”
    “Romance thrives.”


    13) MUNICH BEER HALL…HOFBRAU HOUSE

    “These guys must have been soldiers in the War.”
    “Sure are professional  drinkers.”
    “How can the barmaids carry so many beer steins”
    “Strong women.”
    “Oh…look…there was a man under the table…coming up for air now.”
    “Alan, look at that other poor man…passed out with his cigarette
    still burning between his fingers.”
    “Sad.”
    “I am going to put out the cigarette before he gets burned.”
    “Maybe better  to mind your own business.”
    “No. …There, it’s out.”
    “The men at the table want to buy us beer as a result.”
    “Three new steins full…lots of beer.”
    “Toasting you Marjorie.”


    14)   A PARK IN CENTRAL MUNICH

    “We had too much beer, Alan.”
    “I know.”
    “I am  sleepy.”
    “Only early afternoon….no B and B.”
    “Let’s just flop down in the park.”

    (And we did.  All Three of us.  out cold. With souvenir 
    beer steins we bought from the Hofbrau house and
    still have to this day.}

    “Wake up…wake up…no sleeping allowed in this park.” (said in German)
    (Park attendant was  amused, spoke in German of course, but
    he was gentle.  Awakened us…gathered our steins and gently
    suggested we move along.)

    15)   DACHAU… CHILLING REMINDER OF POWER OF HATRED

    “Where is Dachau?”

    (We planned  to visit the Dachau extermination camp but had 
    difficult getting locals to tell us how to get there.  Eventually
    we found the horrific place which was part of an American military
    base in 1965 and therefore preserved.  There was nothing nice
    about this visit.)

    “Alan, I hate this place.  I will not go any further inside the camp.
    Just let me sit here.  Makes  me feel faint.”  (Marjorie)

    15)   TOUGH MUNICH STREETCAR CONDUCTRESS…REALLY TOUGH.

    “How do we get to downtown Muinich?”
    “Get in…GET IN NOW. “ (in German)
    (Big woman, Driving street car…no smile…gave orders in broken English)
    “Sit at BACK…{And she pointed to back of street car….very insistent…no smile.}

    “Where are we going?”
    “No idea…just obeying orders.”
    “COMEN SIE…COME HERE.”  
    “Does she mean us?”
    “Apparently…everyone is  looking our way.”
    (We followed orders.)
    “How much  do  we owe you?”
    “Nothing…a gift…You are now in town centre. Welcome.”
    (And she waved  us off.  Never smiling.  But a nice woman.)


    16)  TRAIN …GERMANY TO ENGLAND…JAMMED LIKE CATTLE CAR


    “OK, we are running out of money. Need  a cheap way to get back to England.”
    “Train will do it. Each compartment folds into beds for six people.”
    “So we avoid another B and B cost.  Sleep on the train.”
    “Does not seem like much room here.”
    “The other three have taken their beds.”
    “Leaves you with the top bunk,Al.”
    “Why me?”
    “Because you are too damn slow.”
    “Hard to breathe up here.”
    “Marjorie and I do not give a sweet goddamn, Al.”

    17) LATER…SAME TRAIN HEADING FOR THE COAST

    “When are we going to eat, Alan?”
    “When we get to London.”
    “But that’s a full day away.”
    “Save money.”
    “Do you mean no food at all.”

    18) THE TWO DERBY HATS


    ‘”Let’s look at the antique…junk…Portabelo Road market”  (in London).
    “Not much money left.”

    (just as we started to walk the roadway of dealers there was a board 
    fence…One board moved.)

    “You lads need Derby Hats.”
    What?”
    “I have two Derby Hats  for sale…cheap…just the thing for you boys…give
    you a little class.”
    “How much?”
    “Five pounds each…take them both for eight pounds.”
    “Why are you selling from behind the board fence?”
    “Take them or leave them, boys…”




    (So we bought our Derby Hats


    19) TREASURES…WOULD YOU RENT US A  ROOM…THREE OF US, ONE  ROOM, PLUS BAGGAGE

    “Marjorie, take a picture…all our worldly possessions.”
    “I see the Hofbrau house beer stein, the quart of apple cider, the cheese, copies of Beatrix Potter…and
    you with the Derby and that brass bound barrel we bought.
    “Anything else?”
    “Oh, yes, the BOOT.”
    (needs a separae entry below…but first…look at Eric’s boot on the fireplace mantel.  Why is there
    only one boot there?”


    20) THE BOOT

    “Eric, is sleeping.”
    “Took a while for us to come agreement…”
    “Cheaper for FOUR of us to sleep in one room.  Eric  Agreed.”
    “But he did not agree to a 50 / fo split.”
    “No, he figured on a 1/3 and 2/3 deal…

    (You are wondering about the FOUR in bold letters.  Well, we were driving along an English backroad
    and Marjoire spotted a baby rabbit in distress.  “Stop, Save the Bunny!”  So that became the fourth
    member of our tour in England.  The poison Mixamatosis was being spread  around  to control rabbits.
    Marjorie’s bunny had a small dose.  It survived with her care.)

    “What does that have to do with the Boot above the fireplace in the previous  picture, you ask.”
    “Well for some reason the rabbit liked to sleep in Eric’s boot.””
    “And that meant rabbit marbles  in his boots in he morning.”
    “Why is there one one boot above he fireplace>”
    “You know the answer better than me.  Eric put both boots
    up there.  You took one down when he fell asleep so the rabbit
    had a bed.”

    “What will we do with the rabbit?”
    (We let it go in a nice green field in Scotland…hoping we were to far north for the poisoners.)
    “Then we we’re back to three to a room.  Eric got the children’s cot.”

    21) FLYING HOME FROM DUBLIN…NOT OUR BEST FOOT FORWARD




    “Will you join us while we wait for the flight?”
    “Will you have a pint of  Guinness?”
    “I will but my father here is  Pioneer.”
    “Pioneer?”
    “he does not drink…thinks drink has damaged  image of the Irish and  others.”
    “Will he join us though?”
    “Sure…we have two hours  before the flight.”

    (This turned out to be a bad idea.  We were excited to be flying home to Toronto
    …exhausted.  Glad  to join a Roman Catholic  priest and his  father …most of
    us  sharing a pint or two of Guinness.  Even Marjorie had  a glass.   When we boarded
    the plane we were not too bad. But when we got up to 20,000 or 20,000 feet things
    went awry.  We were laughing a lot.  Really enjoying each  others company. Silly.
    Of course we were wearing our derby hats as well.  Caused quite a ruckus on
    the plane, especially when Eric  felt a little sickly and called the stewardess.)

    “Would you take this away.  I’ve been a  little sick…altitude sickness.”
    (and he handed her his pillow having put the sick bag behind his head.
    The stewardess  laughed but a few moments later the pilot came
    back to visit us.  I now realize this visit was not social.  He scouted  us
    out and decided we were not a big problem.  He even tried on one
    our Derby Hats.  By that time I was cold sober trying to subdue Marjorie
    who insisted on  painting my face with the whipped cream  flight dessert.)

    “We will be landing in  Iceland for refuelling.  Short time but we will
    deplane all the same.  Back in the air in about two hours.”

    22)   MR. SKEOCH…YOU WERE MY STUDENT TEACHER LAST YEAR.

    (This was routine.  But the events were not routine. Eric  was
    still woozy.  Throwing up a bit.  The dry heaves as they say
    Everyone sat in a large waiting room.   I was on one side
    of Eric and a young girl was on the other side.  The funniest thing
    happened then.   The young girl tapped Eric  on the arm…

    “You are Mr. Skeoch,  my student teacher at Humberside a couple
    of years  ago.  I remember you. So much fun.”

    (Eric continued holding the bag tightly to his chest.  Marjorie was better 
    bu then.   We looked at each other … then at Eric…then at the young
    student.   This probably seems  awful to some readers but it was really
    quite funny…quite harmless.   it was a time in our lives that could never
    be repeated.)

    alan skeoch
    June 2020

    p.s.  Picture below of the Royal George pub in Lyons Hall, Herefordshire.
    Before it became a pub it was the birthplace  of  our Grandfather Edward
    Freeman…the gardener at Windsor Castle and the Eywood.  


  • EUROPE ON $5 A DAY…WE TRIED IT IN 1965…TOUGH SLEDDING BUT ADVENTURES.

    I will be late today as we must finish planting

    at farm.

    We  were new teachers.  Eric and I taught at
    Parkdale C.I.,  while Marjorie taught at Emery Junior
    High.  Salary around $6,000 per year.   

    There was a book written around 1960 titled “Europe
    on $5 a day.”.  In  1965,  Marjorie, my brother Eric and I
    decided to give it  a try.  Well, we did it…a whole series
    of adventures that might interest readers.  I know it is
    ego driven but some of the adventures were universal
    like the chilling visit to Dachau and the rescue of a rabbit afflicted
    with the poison Mixamatosis and the discovery we cold
    live on Bulmer’s apple cider and cheese and bread.

    Marjorie was a great sport about the whole thing.
    She could take the privations and enjoy the adventures.
    My brother, Eric, refused to go 50/50 on the expenses which
    meant I had to pay 2/3 which I now know was reasonable.
    Marjorie was a little disturbed on one day when we did  not
    eat at all while crammed into a sleeping car in bunks
    that were stacked so  tight that there was little room to breath.

    One anecdote with picture.  

    In London we visited an antique market where
    a British crook offered us  derby hats recently’stolen
    no doubt.  Mine had Harold McMillans initials.

    We became Toffs (I think that is the word).


    This story will be done in a point by point form…just to remove chance of
    boredom.

    But it may not come today. So use this as an introduction.

    alan