EPISODE 98 FOOD…good and bad, AILMENTS, VIOLENCE and ISN’T THAT FUNNY…AN OVERVIEW




EPISODE 98     FOOD…good and bad, AILMENTS, VIOLENCE, and ISN’T THAT FUNY…AN OVERVIEW  


alan skeoch
August 2020

This was the Dawson City, General Store in the Yukon as it appeared
in 1961.   
The building was slowly sinking into the permafrost each year.   This picture has nothing to do with the story that follows.  My job
for ten summers was as unique as the  Dawson City hardware store.  

FOOD FOLLOWS…GOOD AND BAD
THEN AILMENTS…FROM TOOTHACHE TO PILES TO AXE ERRORS

THEN  VIOLENCE…VERY LITTLE

THEN  “ISN’T THAT FUNNY?”…

Dinner at our fly camp in summer of 1964.   After the supper of wormy stew we went 
back  to the good  staple food  of  pork and beans.  That is  Bob Bartlett
pouring condensed  milk onto something and beside him is Serge Lavoie.  

This captures what life  is like in he bush…cooking over an open fire. Very rough and unpleasant. in this case
 the fire  is much too large but it was  made in the pouring rain when we  took a lunch 
time  break…and tried to dry our socks.  Fires were always carefully extinguished.  Never once do I remember a fire
causing damage.   One Question?  Where would you sit here?  Careful, you could
easily get piles.  Yukon Territory job. 1961.

alan skeoch’
August 2020

Many of our jobs had camp cooks, sometimes we ate in diners.   But a  lot of
the jobs were bush jobs where we were our own  cooks.

WHAT WAS GOOD  FOOD?


Cooking.  Essential was bacon…needed to grease the pan for both French Toast
and  Pancakes, both of which we ate often in various forms.  Note the blazing
axes  in the background.  A  special light axe for marking trails.


1) French Toast was great for breakfast as long as the eggs lasted.   Rotten eggs
made poor French Toast but that never happened.   The nose was  key to freshness.
French Toast had an added plus factor.  Slabs could be eaten cold at lunch sitting
on a dry log.   Two meals.  Even three if there were some leftovers for supper.
2) Peanut butter…could  be slathered  on cold French toast.  Or on anything.  Peanut 
butter could  be eaten with a spoon right from the can or bottle.  No wash  up
needed.  A perfect food.  And if  too many field  mice found our cook tent then
peanut butter on a Victor snap  trap solved the problem.  Red squirrels needed 
a rat trap but were also suckers for peanut butter.  Rarely used though.  There was
no trap big enough for black bears with whom we shared food a few times.

3)  Rolled oats cooked fast for breakfast with brown sugar and
canned or powdered milk.  Then the leftover porridge would cool and form a 
gelatinous  slab for lunch.  The slab could be rolled with marmalade or
peanut butter in between.  Scrumptious .   Many many lunches of such 
make my mouth water even today. wrapped in wax paper which served the
double function of starting the lunch time fire for our Billy cans of tea.

4) Salami or Polish sausage.  Both kept well.  The flies preferred to lay
their eggs in the slabs of sowbelly…bacon slabs…rather than the salami
or Polish sausage.  Why?  I am not sure but suspect the latter were loaded
with preservatives that the flies sensed  but we did not.

5) Pork and Beans.  A camp favourite even though the cans  were often
too heavy to pack if we were not returning to base camps for a  day
or two.  Throw in a  slab of butter and more salt and  pepper.  Smell
was terrific.  Dining like kings and queens.  There were side  effects, of  course,,
but the side effects were very healthy  Nothing worse than constipation.
Or, as we called that affliction, “the screaming shits”.

5) Cookies…lots of them.  Usually Peak  Frean shortbreads of  various  shapes.
But I remember large boxes of David’s cookies on the Quebec job.  I mean large
…about the size of a small suitcase.  That company made lots of sweet things
with marshmallow fillings.  We never put limits on consumption that I remember.

6) Food for fast consumption.   On deep bush  jobs where food service was by
bush plane at irregular intervals we would order some fresh  food…like fruit.  Maybe
a watermelon to eat right away or a six quart basket of peaches.  Oranges were
best since they kept well.  Sometimes we might even try a pie or cake…again
for fast consumption the arrival day.  Gorge and starve.

7) Drinks.  You might think we would order several cases of ginger ale or Coca cola
but that did not happen.  Lots of  tea bags and ground coffee.  Hot chocolate made
with powdered milk was  drinkable but barely so.   Fresh milk was a luxury item.
Alcohol was never on site which I find strange on reflections because we always
celebrated the end of a job with a beer or double O.P. (Yukon job).

WE  never had alcohol on the job.   After a job, however, we celebrated.  This is my favourite picture  of celebration 
in Ireland in 1960.  Most of these men were our employees and they all enjoyed a pint  of Guinness as did we.


8) Bread.  Useful whether fresh or stale.  Old bread got rather crusty but could 
be softened  in the form of French toast as mentioned above.  Mouldy bread
was garbage but sometimes the mould was  spotty and  could be cut out.
Sliced bread got mouldy in the first four or five slices…deep in the loaf sometimes
a  good slice was found.

9) Canned Prunes.  The  two terrors we wanted to avoid were Constipation and
Diarrhea.  Bot are debilitating.  Constipation seemed the most common hence
the canned  prunes.

10)  Pasta…lots of it in the form of Kraft Dinners, and a few attempts at
 spaghetti with canned sauce…no fancy pastas however like
Lasagna…too hard to make.   Kraft dinner best.

Mrs.  Kennedy was the dominating person in Bonmahon. Ireland job.   She also saw that we ate well.  No rough food like we
had in our wilderness camps.


11)  Mrs. Kennedy, on the Irish job, made my lunch sandwiches filled
with Lobster.  A delicacy.  But I had never eaten lobster and carefully
asked her,  “Could you make peanut butter sandwiches?”  She had
never heard of  peanut butter sandwiches   Both are good.

WHAT WAS  BAD FOOD?

1) Wieners.  I expect readers would find this wiener aversion surprising  because
they are fast food items.  Hot dogs…super easy  The problem was that with time
our wieners exuded a white bluish  substance…preservatives I think.  On he
Groundhog River job I remember picking up a wiener with one finger…the bluish
stuff stuck to the finger tip.  Did we eat them anyway?  Not sure.  We ate a lot
things that were disgusting.

2) Sowbelly.  Again I remember the Groundhog River job where the blow flies
laid  eggs  in our slabs of bacon (really  sowbelly).   Cutting off the contaminated
end was part of the ritual of breakfast.

3)  Canned  meats.  Edible but not pleasant.  We referred  to all cans
of preserved meat as cans of Clap.

4)  Doughnuts.  great when fresh but very soon turned into life preserver rings
as hard a  bullets.  Of course they could be  dipped in tea.

6)  Fresh fruit like grapes,  peaches, pears, cherries, melons.  Wonderfull
when the airplane  arrived but very soon rotten or fly infested.   We gorged.  
Then chucked the rotten remainder in the latrine.  There were 
wild berries however.   I was never sure which of the wild berries were
edible and which were not.  Walter Helstein ate them all so he became our
berry tester.   Blueberries were easy to get as were swamp apples (orange, large)
but they were super sweet to an extreme.   Walter ate lots of red berries
that seemed inedible to me. (Groundhog River job)

7) Some dehydrated  packages turned  out to be wormy as mentioned in Episode
97 but that was not true of all dehydrated food.

8) Chocolates….in candy form or bar form.  Fear of toothache from cavities
made  all forms of chocolate suspect.  But we  always ordered a couple
of cases of  chocolate bars.  When  we got a toothache we just had
to tough it out.  No dentists in the bush.   That applied to any  ailment.  

9) Moose meat:  Marjorie was  given a slab of  moose meat to
cook for the fellows on a short camping venture to Wart Lake.  There
was no way that the moosemeat could  be made edible using 
normal cooking skills.  Tough as  leather no matter what was done.


WHAT AILMENTS DID WE FACE?

1) My worst ailment had nothing to do with food.  It was my feet.  The constant
rubbing of my boots against the undergrowth soon wore through to my 
feet.  Water seeped in and got warmed up by my body  temperature so that
my feet were cooking.  By the end of some bush jobs my feet were as
pock marked  as the fields  of France in  World  War I.  Flesh could be peeled.

2)   On bush jobs in the Yukon, Alaska, Northern Ontario
we  always  carried  a  hand  made billy can…a coffee can with a wire loop
for making tea.   Usually using tea  bags.  It was possible however to make
Labrador tea  from a common shrub with canoe like leaf shape with fuzzy
underbelly.   Making tea was easy.  Could  be done anywhere with a small
fire.  Sitting was the problem.  The undergrowth was often spongy with wet
mosses of all kinds.  Sitting on the moss  was like sitting on a pillow…a
wet pillow.  We looked for dry dead logs instead.  Sitting on wet moss
day after day was crazy.  Piles!   Anyone who has  had  piles  knows
the discomfort.  We sure did and looked for windfall strewn forest
floor where there were logs to sit on.

3)  Tooth ache…terrible thing.  Constant pain.  happened occasionally.
Nothing we could do other than tough it out.  I seem to remember suggesting
we tie a string to a tooth and the other end to the Yukon cabin door.  Slam the 
door and  out comes the tooth.  Only time I remember that working was
with my brother way back in the years when he trusted my ideas.

4)  Food poisoning.  I got that on the Cochrane job from eating rotten
balogna.  I could not work and spent a couple of days in my sleeping
bag wondering if I was going to die  Everyone else went to work. My 
only visitor was a big black  bear who arrived when all others were gone.
No problem.  he or she was just sniffing around the cook  shack where
some scraps must have been available.

5)  Serious cuts with axes.  Using a blazing axe requires a little skill.
Alway  put blazes on sold trees.   Never try to blaze a leafy branch.  Why not?
Because branches are elastic.  Hit a branch and it bounces  back.
Along with the bounce back  comes your blazing axle.  I  remember a particularly
difficult fellow would just would not learn.  Sliced himself badly with his blazing axe
and had to be taken out on a emergency  flight.  No  loss.  He was just
too much trouble to have around. Lazy.  Looking for the easy way. Accident 
prone.

6)  Falling.  So  easy to do and a fall could  have serious conseqences
as happened to Walter Helstein when  he fell on a sharpened picket which
pierced his hand and was subsequently infected because we couldn’t get
a plane to pit him up because the weather turned stormy.

We warned Walter not step on fallen tree trunks.  Never step  on a fallen log…to do so was to 
possibly slip and fall headlong into whatever was on the other side. Step over. In Walter’s case sharpened
pickets like the Viet Cong used in the Viet Nam war were low to the ground on the other side.
Freshly cut by lone cutters.  Lethal.  Easy  to
get hurt.  Walter was  too old for the job  Perhaps sixty.  He  couldn’t step  over logs.
The end result was tragic (as mentioned in earlier episode), poor Walter lay in the tent for days
moaning as  infection spread.  When float plane could  finally land, Walter was in very bad
shape and spent a long time in hospital recovering…months.  All  from a single misstep pmtp
a moss covered windfall.  We never saw Walter again.  Missed him.

WAS VIOLENCE COMMON?

Nerves get frayed on tough bush jobs where two  or three men have to live together
under poor conditions.  Tension develops over small things. ‘ Who ate all the chocolate bars?
My pack frame load is heavier than yours, you bastard.   Let’s rotate he lead job when blazing  
trail.  You jerk, your goddamn belt buckle has made the compass wrong.’

It is  very easy to get on someone’s nerves even in the best OF jobs.  On a bush  job
tensions occur fast.  How  are they best handled?   Here  I turn to Floyd Faulkner
again (Groundhog River job…3 months together on a ground crew .searching for anomalies found
by an airborne crew)   Even if compass bearings were correct we sometimes made 
errors.  One time, however, was really bad.  “Al, you take the lead with the compass,
we’ll do the blazing.”  Big mistake.  My  Boy Scout belt buckle was big and  bronze.  it 
deflected the compass.  We were hopelessly  lost by the time that error was discovered.
Floyd’s reaction was laughter.  We faced hours of labour retracing our steps, correlating
our position with the aerial  photographs.  I was 17 years old  and threw a hissy  fit…began
thrashing at the jungle undergrowth and  yelling like a  stuck pig. “Goddamn bastardly bush”
 Floyd thought that was even funnier.
From that incident I got the nickname “Fucking Al” which was  a term of endearment.
Another incident on the same job made me look like a fool.  We had to pack  our fly camp
out to the Groundhog River from some distance east…miles.  There had  been big storm
and  the tents and fly sheets were wet and terribly heavy.  A real bitch.   “Bob, my load
is way heavier than  yours.”  “OK,  Al. we’ll switch loads.”  Another stupid incident.
Bob had  the big wet tent.  It was so heavy that by the  time I reached the Groundhog
River, my packframe was bent into a curved piece  of useless junk.  Bob and Floyd
were  amused.   Make me look like a fool, right?  

All the years I worked for Dr. Paterson there were no fights.  Quite amazing because 
the job was very tough and the communities were sometimes not prone to
lovable relationships.  But no violence.  On one occasion Dr. Paterson was amused…
no, incredulous..when  the
Alaskan branch of  Humble  Oil armed us all with heavy duty rifles. Our company
never gave us weapons for fear we would  shoot each other.  True. 
No need. 
Really, we had  a good  time together nearly all the time.  That was why
I loved the job so much.

ONE CASE OF VIOLENCE IN TEN YEARS

One summer I took a  survey job with the Ontario Department of Highways building 
Highway 17 across Northern Ontario.  We were based  in a trailer camp outside
 the village of Hunta.  Eight of us about 18years old. .    An age when stupid
things happen.  One of our crew was ‘disturbed’…really a bit wacko.  John (no
last name  used here) just did not fit in.  He could not fit in anywhere.  There was
something  seriously wrong with him.   It took a while to surface but when he snapped
we were lucky that no one died.   Some  of the boys picked on John as teen  agers
are prone to do.  Like a big Boy Scout,  I took John on my survey crew and got along
OK … not terrific but OK.  At least until one day when I
signalled  John to move to the right or left just to keep our line straight as we could
John turned … looked at me….and threw his blazing axe  at me.  Missed by a foot
or two.  But there was  no reason for the sudden  anger.  I was least likely to make
fun of him.   Privately I told  the crew foreman who was reaching a point where he
realized  John was  a problem.  

That night John did something I can never forget.  We were all asleep  or
dozing in the trailer.   The night was black,  Suddenly there was a loud crash
at one of the bunks.   John had got up silently.  Holding a large granite boulder
high above one of the guys who had teased him… a Finlander from
Thunder Bay as  I remember.  Then John dropped or threw the rcck  down hard.
The rock  smashed  a big gallon water can  beside the Fin’s head.   Crushed completely.
We got the lights on.  By then John was back in his bunk.  just lay there while
the rest of us  clustered around the water jug.  He was silent.  He did not move.
He must have done it.  Had he intended to
kill or just to warn?  We were never sure.  The next day officials arrived to take
John away.  We never saw or heard from him again.

That was the only violent act that got close to me in ten years of exploration.

FUNNY THINGS HAPPENED ON EACH  JOB.

Humour is a tricky thing to present.  Incidents that I consider funny may
seem  insensitive and crude.  Like the time that Bill and  I were sitting
in a bar in Dawson City.  We had camped  outside the town on an old 
sourdough claim site.  Needed  a  beer badly after a tough night and day.
We were really just kids pretending to be men.  Beside us on the floor
of the bar two very large people…one male and one female…had decided
to copulate.  They were having  difficulty with their clothes because both 
were dead drunk.  Bill and I kept our cool and pretended the behaviour
on the floor was  normal.  the bar tender came around  the bar and began
rolling the amorous couple towards the door.  I seem to remember the 
rolling but no sure how he got them out the door.  They took a lot of door 
space.  Later Bill and I laughed and laughed.  You  may not consider
that funny.

Bill and I worked  damn hard on that Yukon job.  We deserved s week end break in Dawson City.  Here Bill is
plotting our data.  Sadly his Dad died in the middle of that summer and he had  a rush flight home.

On another occasion our contractor, a mining speculator called Dr. Aho
from  BC, had the habit of buying newcomers to the Yukon  ‘Double op’s”
at the Mayo Landing  hotel.  “Here boys  have a Double OP”  What 
is a Double OP?   It is a liquid explosive.  Rum and Whisky sent 
to the Yukon was double regular proof…i.e.  damn close to pure
alcohol.  Multiply that times twice and  you will understand what happened
after only one of these was consumed.  Dr. Aho thought that was funny.
I  agreed after we had been  around Mayo Landing for some time.  Lots
of heavy drinking.  Even our pilot Bob was drunk much of the time.
Isn’t that funny?    

Then there was the time we sent Joe Fortin to  Chibougamau in1958 to 
get us food.  He flew out.   Then at  dusk  he flew back. Just getting
out of the Beaver was a chore.  He fell into the water from the pontoon.
Joe was dead drunk.  He spent his time and our money at the
Chibougamau Inn.  Forgot to get us food.  Isn’t that funny?

Bill Gilbey in bed on the Marathon job


Then there  was Bill Gilbey (Gilbey’s Gin family) on the Marathon job
thumbing his way through the women’s lingerie section of Eaton’s catalogue
saying “We are a pathetic  bunch relying on Eaton’s catalogue for our pornography.”
Isn’t that funny?


Then  you will remember the BC job at Merritt where the mine 
manager and geologist mistook Marjorie for a  Vancouver hooker
that I had hired as company at night.  This picture is not the motel
room bed but gives the right impression all the same. Isn’t that funny?

Then there was our flight from Anchorage, Alaska, to Seattle with a lot of American
military brass flying out of Tokyo.  Our regular flight had been cancelled due to
crippled landing gear.  The US officers were a stiff bunch. None
of them drank.  So the stewardess gave us her full attention. Free
drinks.  When  we sobered  up in a Seattle  Hotel we were all 
wearing Japanese kimonos.  Isn’t that funny?

Then there was Pete in the Yukon, lying in bed each night 
reading the Bible.  He could quote chapter and verse by heart.
I wondered.  “Pete, you must be really religious?”
“Not so at all.  I read the bible just to get into arguments..really
I am an atheist.   Isn’t that funny?


Then  there is our helicopter pilot on the Alaskan job awakening
us on the camp PA with his charming “Let’s get Fucking Airborne”
Or the camp cook explaining the finer points of  eating moose heart.
Isn’t that funny?


Then there is Barney Dwan warning me to be careful crossing Irish farm
fields.  “There was a nun who took a short cut and  all that was ever 
found were her boots with her feet in them.”  (Hogs got her)
Isn’t that funny?

Then there were all those lonely hearts club letters I received on
the Groundhog River job.  Dozens of young (and  older0 women hoping
I would marry them or at least help  them out of poverty.  Those letters
came when my friends  Russ and Jim  enrolled me in the club.
Isn’t that funny?

Obviously, a lot of these stories are not funny at all.  Unless you 
are 17 or 18 years old enjoying the full panorama of life.

alan skeoch
August 2020

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