EPISODE 475 WHAT WAS WANTED FOR A MOVIE ABOUT VAMPIRES?
“Pull down your mask, J.R….just for this photo.”
“How about some hanging plants like field corn, wheat in bundles, dried cabbages?”
“Sorry, Alam, vampires do not eat field corn but I like those old gourds. The light people
can make them look spooky…but vampires do not eat gourds.”
“What do they eat?”
“We need spooky things…and you have many …”
“But, J.R. what do vampires eat?””
“Let’s not spoil this beautiful day…drop the subject.”
“Yuck…I just remembered what vampires eat…yuck!
“My job is to makethe movie set spooky…the filming will happen at dusk in a barn…we need shadowy stuff.”
I forgot to show JR the hanging tobacco….but “vampires don’t smoke”