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  • TARA … COONHOUND WITH PUPPIES

    “Marjorie, the humane society just called, they have a black  and tan coonhound pup up here.   Needs a home.”
    “Tell them to  Hold her for us.”
    “Are you sure?  Coonhounds are hunting dogs.”
    “They are so beautiful…affectionate,  loyal…shame to let that dog go too a gun lover.”
    And so we  adopted our Tara.  She was absolutely stunning as a pup and as an adult.
    Often men would stop to pet Tara…some even wanted us to give her up in hunting season.
    “Black and  tan, eh?  Does she bugle?”
    “Bugle?”
    “Coonhounds Holler like  Louis Armstrong’s trumpet when they tree a raccoon.  Love that sound,?
    “How is her nose?”
    “Nose?”
    “Black and tans are bred to hunt.  Sure not a  house  dog…traced back  to medieval times …to the Talbot Hound.  That hound  was mostly white back in the 16th century.  Some  were used to track  thieves  rather than small game.  Over here they were  bred  in the eastern mountains as great hunting dogs.  Once they get a scent, you  can
    forget about getting them back. Best to follow the nose..the bugling… until they tree whatever they chase. Not a house dog.”
    “But we  got Tara for the kids…for our house.  We do  not hunt. We hate guns and cannot understand  why hunters want to kill things.”
    “Well you got yourselves the  wrong dog, that is for sure.  Better to give her away to a hunter.”
  • SKATING DOWN THE ICE COVERED ROAD

    MARJORIE  AND  KEVIN SKATING DOWN THE FIFTH LINE

    There was a time  when the fifth line  was regularly ice covered  sometimes so thick and smooth that Marjorie and  Kevin skated from our farm right down  past Kerrs and on to Saunders, then Lietches and Fabers and onward. They could have reached Highway 7 easily. About two miles  of  ice covered road gently sloping south.

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  • TOMORROW NEVER COMES (KIDS SWIM IN SWAMP)

    Impulse.  “Let’s ask all of Andrew’s friends up to the farm to swim in the swamp.”
    “boys  and girls?”
    “The whole bunch.”
    “What about the risks?”
    “Risks?”
    “Someone could drown…pushing and pulling…water will be  muddied up.”
    “Never going to happen….”
  • STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES: BARN BUILDING FIASCO

    From: Alan Skeoch
    Subject: Barn Building – a skill I seem to lack
    Date: January 5, 2018 at 3:01:48 PM GMT-5
    To: alanskeoch

    STUPID  IS AS STUPID DOES:  A  HARD LESSON LEARNED  IN BARN BUILDING

    alan skeoch
    january 2018

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    “Marjorie, stand  beside the car…Pregnancy getting close to term…we  are going to have a  baby!”“Alan, when  the baby arrives you will have  to pay attention to other things.”
    “Meaning what?”
    “Meaning,  I will need help.”
    “Right!  You can count on me.”
    “We can  no longer pile farm equipment and planks on the roof rack.”
    “Why not? The baby isn’t going be put on the roof rack, is it?
    “Think…think…think, Alan.  Or is that too much to ask?
    “Act like an adult for once  in your life.”
    So that is when  the great idea came to mind…like  a flash of  lightning.

  • END OF TOUR: DISASTER AND THE BOOT!

    No, I have not joined Star Wars.  This is my #$%$ boot.  Read on if you have the time and the stomach for disaster.
  • “YES , NOLAN, OLD ENGLAND DOES EXIST.”

    “YES, VIRGINIA, OLD  ENGLAND  DOES EXIST”

    Title change to
    “YES,  NOLAN, OLD ENGLAND DOES EXIST.”
    alan skeoch
    Dec. 2017
    Jan. 2018
  • MARJORIE … TAKES CHARGE OF TORONTO WESTERN HOSPITAL NOV. 16,2017

    MARJORIE SKEOCH…”MY  GOOD HEALTH IS ALL DUE  TO MY  HUSBAND ALAN”
    Nov. 16, 2017

    “Are you physically active Marjorie?”, asked Mary, her  nurse at Toronto Western Hospital.
    “Well, let me  put it this  way.  See that man over there, my  husband.    He does not know how to start the  washing machine or the dryer.   “
  • Sick and tired of Skeoch…??

    From: Alan Skeoch <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>
    Subject: Sick and tired of Skeoch…??
    Date: November 13, 2017 at 6:58:15 AM GMT-5

    World  is strange

    Today I will be on TV CBC re the island ferries…you might have opinions

    Why me?  They needed  a willing person with stupid ideas and an eccentric father (if they use that memory)

    Why tell you?   Egomaniac

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  • THE LAST FLIGHT OF HX 313

    On May 27, 1944, a Halifax Bomber, HX 313, was ripped and torn by a German night Fighter after dropping its bomb load on Bourg Leopold, Belgium.
    A cousin who I had  never met was the upper Middle Gunner and was killed as the  night fighter shells ripped  across the underbelly of the plane.  Over the last few decades I have been able to reconstruct much of what happened before, during and after that fateful evening.  My use of dialogue may offend sensitive ears.  Sorry about that.  This will be a long story…to be sent in segments.

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  • FIRST DANCE…AND SHE WAS THERE…64 YEARS LATER SHE IS STILL THERE

    alan skeoch

    So the 125th is over.  Return of the Native has happened.   Lots to think about…old friends, older teachers, still older hallowed halls of the old school.   Mistakes made.

    Achievements that surpassed me.  Probably a few grads who considered me a fool.  And a few good friends who liked me in spite flaws.  That is how you know colleagues are more than just fellow travellers.

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