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 EPISODE 438     IRISH PICTURES AND STORIES…  COWS WERE A NIGHTMARE…THEY ATE OUR BASE LINE


GROUP 9    CURIOUS CATTLE … LOTS OF PROBLEMS … ATE OUR BASE LINE






OUR biggest problems in Ireland were the herds of cattle.  The cattle were curious and omniverous.  And stupid!  They thought our copper base line looked good to eat.
And practically every day we had a sudden cessation of signals as a cow chomped through the yellow sheathed base line and
then gobbled up a few feet of wire before regurgitating the wire in round balls about the size of baseballs.   When the signals
stopped we had to send crews to find the cut and repair the line.   This happened often.  Sometimes several times in a day.

The farmers were angry naturally.  Some claimed their cattle were knocked out  by the live wire.  I do not believe that
happened…never saw a flattened cow.   But we found lots of balls of copper wire that had been vomitted.   I think someone
paid the farmers for damages…but I don’t know if it was Dr. Stam or the Irish government.

Sometimes breaks in the line were caused by cars and trucks but most of the time it was cattle.   

In the Canadian wilderness we rarely had problems like this.  Moose, deer, wolves, wolverines did not like a diet of copper wire it seems.
Red squirrels might nibble a bit.

CALF CONVERSATION

“MY that long line of yellow spaghetti looks edible.”
“Ouch…bit of a sting to it.””
“Let’s gobble up a chunk.”
“Look at mom…over there…she’s vomiting the yellow stuff in big balls.”
“Spit it out”
“Here comes one of  the lads with a big roll of spaghetti on his back.”
“He’s not chewing.”
“Let’s take a chomp just for the hell of it.”
“Wait until he moves along.”
“Now!”
“Ouch…hot…stings”
“Here comes the lad running back here yelling like a damn fool.”
“Look innocent…look like you are not interested in spaghetti.”
“Too many hot chill peppers in the spaghetti.”



Our base line was a mile or more in length.  Straight of course which meant the cable was put down on many Irish fields where cattle

roamed/

Calves were just as curious as their mothers but  not as hungry for swaths of our base line cable.

GROUP  10    THE CASE OF THE COW THAT DISAPPEARED A CENTURY AGO

We heard quit a few stories about ghosts and mysterious happenings.  It seems the 19th century miners, some of them, spread a story
about ghosts in part of the mine.  Apparently that was intended to keep curious people away from a ‘high grading’ operation where
rich chunks of copper ore were hidden.  True or not?  Who knows.  John Hogan told tales of such High grading in Canada.  And a
few years later I worked in the Yukon where and immense amount of silver ore was stolen from an abandoned part of the Elsa mine.
(see Episode – Fell from the Moon).

One story told to me by Barney Dwan and others turned out to be true. We had a large anomaly when working an area near the Mahon river
… a small valley (boreen is the Irish term I think) angles away from the river.  Let me say what happened in dialogue form.

“Alan, there is an old story about this boreen.?”
“Ghost story?””
“No…just a story passed down from the old times…the mining days…the 1870’s or later”
“Interesting story?”
“Apparently there was a mine entrance up here long ago and a cow
wandered in and got stuck so the farmer filled in the opening with trash and dirt.”
“About where we got the high readings?””
“Yes, that’s why I thought you might be interested.”
“Do you know the exact spot?”
“I do…right over there where the  gorse patch grows.”
“Let me see what Dr. Stam thinks.”

“We could dig out the hole.  We are already digging trenches down to bedrock where we have
got high readings.”  
” The story may or may not be true.”
“Let’s just hire a man ….have him dig out that patch of Gorse.”
“Sort of secretly?”
“Yes,  I don’t know what Norm Paterson would think of us spending money on a story that is 100 years old.”


The patch of Gorse was about 4 times larger than this patch.  It seemed to be a waste of good farm land.  Not used as a fence line.
Just a patch on a slope.

The floor of  the adit after the draining ceased was covered with pieces of timber. This was the first skull we found…a young calf perhaps.

Why was the skull here?






This may or may not be the boreen.  The location was very nondescript;   Look in the far distance where a patch of Gorse is growing
on the valley slope…tiny in the distance.  The location was much like that.



Here we are inside the hillside adit.  Barney and John Hogan (whose picture is not flattering) … both are studying the wet sides of the

adit looking for oxidized green copper staining.   If I remember correctly  this bit of exploration helped Dr. Stam determine

the workings were so badly faulted that there was no point trying to reopen the mines.  A great disappointment to the local people
who were hoping Bonmahon would see boom times again.




This is NOT the Irish adit I am describing. Later in the 1960’s the company sent me to the Yukon territory where we entered this abandoned

mine site which was half filled with ice. These ice crystals formed in the absolute stillness.   The Irish adit that we broke
into never froze but filled completely with water.  Pressure. No release of that pressure until our man opened the adit with his pick.  That last
swing of the pick triggered a deluge and a roaring noise as the water gushed forth.  Our man ran.  It took three days to drain
the adit before John Hogan, Dr. Stam, Barney Dwan and I entered.   And that is when we made a big discovery.


There she lay.   The cow.  At least her bones.  Her head  especially.   Some bones must have washed out as the adit drained but

her head and other bones were trapped in the mud and pieces of water logged timber.  So the story must be true.   The cow wandered
into the adit…got her hips sick…could not turn around…and died or was humanely killed there.   Something like
that.   A kernel of truth…the skull.

GROUP 11    THE FOLK MUSEUM OF SOUTHERN IRELAND

Several years later, Marjorie and I toured the southern counties of Ireland and were given an escorted tour
of this folk museum…agricultural machines were a big interest…at least to me.   

When that dead cow was
alive the machines below were brand new.  And the farms were small except for those owned by the huge estates
whose owners were often English.   The great disparities in wealth were a prime cause of the civil war that raged
in Ireland in the 1920’s.  Many big estate homes…almost castles…were put to the torch.














END OF PART 3:  NEXT EPISODE WILL BE  A) THE CLIFFS OF MOHER   B) EXPLORING OLD MINE ADITS ON HANDS AND KNEES


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