Year: 2020

  • alan…day 3

    Hi,
    ALAN SKEOCH COVID – 19 This is Day 3 (March 15, 2020)
    Hard to believe the world could change in an instant but it has. We are hived away waiting for the arrival of covid-19…must be one of the four horseman of the ————— (forgot how to spell the word).
    Having a coffee, looking out the window. Something nagging at my mind as I look out. Got it. No traffic. And all the world stood still.
    Store shelves empty according to TV. Focus of the empty shelves seems to be on one product…toilet paper. Curious. Laughable. Perhaps tragic.
    Gabriela sent an email saying she had registered us with Longo’s food delivery system where they bring food ordered and leave it on doorstep then take money from an account. No human contact.
    Gabriela also ordered Marjorie to cease going to the Salvation Army thrift store. “The things will be there when this is over.” We will see if Marjorie can resist the urge to thrift shop. Doubtful. I just made an odd mistake…instead of thrift I typed theft. I wonder if there will be a breakdown in law and order as this Pandemic spreads across the face of the earth?
    Gabriela made another sinister comment about young people should schools be closed (as Nolan’s school). “Parents will not know what to do so will leave kids with grandparents who are most susceptible to Covid-19. Perhaps a fatal decision. “If you are over 70, stay in your home. Make no human contact until he virus passes by.”…”You know Alan seems to have lung trouble…colds and coughs.” Hard for me to say this but that comment gives some idea as to how the world has suddenly changed. There is a bit of a silver lining in that people, i.e. Gabriela and others, seem to be worrying about each other more than usual.
    Trouble on the horizon however.
    In North America the gap between fact and fiction has narrowed even more. Who can remember President Trump’s last lie when he just continues to spin lie after lie. Makes any action he takes questionable just at the time we need firm and clear and informed leadership. My greatest fear is not Covid – 19. It is the possible re election of Trump. A certifiable narcissistic lunatic with the power to destroy society as we know it. .
    What will we do? Marjorie will cook. I will write stories and go to the farm alone…no human contact. We are in a prison of our own making. Not a bad prison. But this is only Day 3.
    Movie business will likely be in some kind of hiatus but we have heard nothing. Two movies on … one in North Bay and one at Scottsdale Farm. The need to entertain humanity may covert movie industry into a necessary service. Remember the term ‘bread and circuses’… Movies are really circuses designed to quell the the potential chaos of a world gone mad.
    alan skeoch
    P.S. How are we today? Just fine. A little antsy to get out but no problems yet. Yes, I have a cough but had that long before this recent terror event. Must avoid Covid – 19 if we can.

  • Talk about the end of time

    TODAY CANADA SHUT DOWN
    alan skeoch Friday March 13, 2020
    Today the city shut down
    Today social events shut down
    Today sporting events including curling shut down
    Today schools shut down
    Today air travel shut down
    Today Marjorie’s bridge clubs shut down
    Today Loblaws was ringed with shopping carts…not quite shut down but close
    Today the loaded shelves in normal times were empty…shut down
    Today the medical centres were mobbed…slowed down
    Today dentists began to reconsider their profession…would that viral containing mouths were shut down
    Today parliament shut down
    Today Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was virtually shut down
    Today the zoo shut down
    Today the library shut down
    Today the museum shut down
    Today the art centre shut down
    Today the white collar crowd were sent home…shut down
    Today the blue collar crowd were NOT shut down
    Today the garbage was collected
    Today the buses were running
    TODAY A LITTLE THING SO SMALL AS TO BE INVISIBLE MANAGED TO SHUT DOWN CIVILIZED LIFE ACROSS THE PLANET.
    Today the pharmacies were packing pills…some lives were shutting down
    Today the paper was delivered
    Today a coyote slipped into our back yard….and sat down
    Today the clouds were black, the trees were bare, the ground was gray…Today the planet shut down.
    Today I had a cough…but no temperature, no weakness…no Covid-19 to shut me down …yet
    “Shut up, Alan, …pipe down.”

  • LMARJORIE AT FUJLL SPE…Stonehooker Brewery Feb. 29,3020

    STONEHOOKER BREWERY REPORT

    alan skeoch
    Feb. 29 2020

    “I WOULD like to introduce Alan  at the Stonehoker extravaganza.”
    “Unusual to have a wife introduce her husband.”
    “Maybe so, but I want to do it.”
    “All yours.”

    (So Marjorie spent 2 full months…January and February…prepare her introductory speech.  Normally
    introductions  take 4 minutes max.  Marjorie spoke for 20.5 minutes and  ended the speech doing
    a South Korean ‘gangam style’ dance which startled everyone.  At the 15 minute mark Andrew tapped
    his watch.  Marjorie was just warming up and pointed to the timer she had beside her at the lecturn.
    Turned  out the timer did  not work.  The audience was amused … good spirited … tearing up a  bit (tears)…
    and attentive.  She took over the show.)

    The guest speaker, Marjorie’s husband Alan, put his speech  aside.  There was no point in giving two speeches.

    “I knew Marjorie was a bit nervous,” Alan told the audience, “because this morning she put onions in the porridge.”

    “Nolan, how did you like the party?”  (Nolan is one of  the grandchildren)
    “Do you want to know the best part of your speech, Grandpa?”
    “Not sure…”
    “It was when you told the audience about the onions in the porridge.”
    “I knew I had been pre-empted then… for sure.”
  • MID FEBRUARY 2020…SNOW SO DEEP


    MID FEBRUARY, 2020…SNOW  SO  DEEP

    alan skeoch
    Feb. 12, 2020

    “SNOW SO deep it cascades into my boots which means wet socks.”
    “Let’s just forget about the snow and  sit by the fire.”
    “But I have to get things ready”
    “Ready for what?”
    “Movie pick up on Tuesday.”
    “Couldn’t you get a snowplow?”
    “Wish it could be avoided.”
    “Why?”
    “Costs.”
    “WHAT ABOUT ANDREW!”











  • Creemore Trip…Glorous Day But Sad at Same Time

    RURAL ONTARIO :  STRESS APPARENT

    alan skeoch
    Feb. 2020

    “Beautiful  winter day, let’s take a drive to Creemore.”
    “Sure thing…any point to the ride other than  scenery?”
    “We could  stop for a moment at the Creemore Springs Brewery…maybe have lunch.”
    “Thought as much.”
    “Main reason is the joy of the open land in winter…fields will be icy  white.”







    “Every time we do this…take a ride on country roads…I see some changes that are unpleasant.”


    “Reminds me of that sad song by Arlo Guthrie describing the last ride on a train
    through the heartland of America.   I think the train route was about to be cancelled.


    Arlo Guthrie – The City Of New Orleans Lyrics

    from album: Hobo’s Lullaby (1972) 
    www.lyricsfreak.com/static/images/txtstripes_large.gif); font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: 30px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; min-height: 598px; position: relative;”>Riding on the City Of New Orleans
    Illinois Central, Monday morning rail
    Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders
    Three Conductors; twenty-five sacks of mail
    All along the southbound odyssey – the train pulls out of Kankakee
    And rolls along past houses, farms, and fields
    Passing trains that have no name, and freight yards full of old black men
    And the graveyards of the rusted automobile

    Good morning, America, how are you?
    Say, don’t you know me? I’m your native son
    I’m the train they call the City Of New Orleans
    I’ll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done

    Dealing card games with the old man in the Club Car
    Penny a point – ain’t no one keeping score
    As the paper bag that holds the bottle
    Feel the wheels rumbling ‘neath the floor
    And the sons of Pullman Porters, and the sons of Engineers
    Ride their father’s magic carpets made of steel
    And, mothers with their babes asleep rocking to the gentle beat
    And the rhythm of the rails is all they feel

    Good morning, America, how are you?
    Say, don’t you know me? I’m your native son
    I’m the train they call the City Of New Orleans
    I’ll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done

    Night time on the City Of New Orleans
    Changing cars in Memphis Tennessee
    Halfway home – we’ll be there by morning
    Through the Mississippi darkness, rolling down to the sea
    But, all the towns and people seem to fade into a bad dream
    And the steel rail still ain’t heard the news
    The conductor sings his songs again – the passengers will please refrain
    This train got the disappearing railroad blues

    Good night, America, how are ya?
    Said, don’t you know me? I’m your native son
    I’m the train they call the City Of New Orleans
    I’ll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done  







    “What does this bring to mind?”
    “The artwork of A.J. Casson, Group of Seven.”
    “Right…same sort of creamy colour and feels  like a building whose life was once rich and
    now faces an uncertain future.”


    “I read once that big barns like this soon collapse once the animals are gone.”
    “True, I think.  The animals kept heat in the barns during winter time…less freezing
    and movement of timbers.”
    “Probably not true.  People just cannot maintain these barns.  Once the roof starts to get holes…water creep in and
    then rot and before long things seem  to come  apart.”
    “Field stone foundations crack and never get retouched”
    “Not much can be done.  Expensive to repair.”
    “Impossible to repair unless money comes from some source other than  farming.”
    “Soon there is  just a house … a lonely house.   A farm needs a  barn to make sense.”


    “Here is the future for many farms…earth moving machines ready to level the land for urban housing.”


    “Not all is lost.”


    “This fellow seems to collect derelict farm machines…dozens of them.”
    “Must sell them.”
    “Not often.  They all seem to be here each time we pass by.”


    “This was once a thriving farm.   Then the barn began to sag…show signs of disuse.  Then it collapsed.”
    “Looks like the house will soon be gone as well.”
    “Absentee  land owners…maybe…buying up real estate.”



    “Creemore coming soon.”





    “No customers today?”
    “Too cold.”
    “My, those are nice samples.”


    “Pictures are not always what they seem.”
    “What do you mean?”
    “here you hold the  sample , while I  get this picture.”