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From: ALAN SKEOCH <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>Subject: EPISODE 87 MY LAST KICK AT THE CAN…LAST MINING EXPLORATON JOB SUMMER 1965Date: August 5, 2020 at 9:01:06 AM EDTTo: Alan Skeoch <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>, Marjorie Skeoch <marjorieskeoch@gmail.com>, John Wardle <john.t.wardle@gmail.com>
EPISODE 87 MY LAST KICK AT THE CAN…MY LAST MINING EXPLORATON JOB SUMMER 1965(Marjorie surprised us all…dare not say more)alan skeoch’August 2020THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED WITH THIS STORY. I WANTED A PICTURE OFTHE COMINCO OPEN PIT MINE SO PUNCHED UP MERRITT B.C. ON THE INTERNET AND THEREIN BOLD PRINT WAS MY ORIGINAL STORY…SAME EVENTS AS BELOW BUT DIFFERENT. SOYOU WILL GET TWO VERSIONS OF THE SAME STORY. HOW ACCURATE WAS MY MEMORY.YOU BE THE JUDGE…VERSION #2 COMING NEXT EPISODE.COMINCO MINE … picture taken several years later than our visit in 1965…Now Called the Highland Creek Mine.Open Pit mines use massive Euclid trucks to clear away the overburden to get at the ore.This is the Cominco ‘holding pond” for mine tailings. It is now a new lake completewith trout for fishermen and fisherwomen. Not all mines are disastrous to theenvironment although that is hard to believe when the open pits are in operation.VERSON #1: WRITTEN FROM MEMORY ON AUGUST 4, 2020Yes, I am back. This terrible summer of 2020 has not been pleasant. There has beena big gap in my plants deliver an episode each day the goddamn Covid 19virus has forced so many of you into involuntary isolation. I have wantedto put some of these stories in print for ages…actually for 60 years. While lockedup like a lunatic this spring and summer I have been typing and some ofyou have taken the time to read and comment on the stories. Thanks. Yourcomments are like a pint of Guinness to an Irish alcoholic.Two comments before I begin Episode 871) The pain in my gall bladder was excruciating. My performance in theemergency ward of Mississauga’s Trillium hospital a few days ago wasembarrassing. Having an anxiety attack while nearly nude really threwme for a loop. (see last Episode for the particulars). I am fine now.No gall bladder. the holes in my chest now match the holesin my head. The death of Gabriela, one our daughters in law wasa double shock contributing to the panic attack no doubt.2) This Episode 87 does not follow the chronological order of the Irishstories. I will get back to them shortly. I must tell the of the story of the Summer of1965 while I remember what happened. Cannot find my journal. Just memory. Butthe events are true.EPISODE 87 MY LAST KICK AT THE CAN…SUMMER 1965We had been married for two years. A good marriage. Loved eachother with no second thoughts. at least none on my part. Maybe Maroriehad second thoughts after this adventure. Doubt it. Best Friends and lovers as they say. Everything was newto the both of us. We started life as husband and wife with nothing. Nopile of money. No great rich parents to load us with the luxuries of life.We were self supporting. Marjorie was a teacher at Emery Junior High Schooland I had job teaching history and english at Parkdale Collegiate Institute.We looked forward to a quiet summerin our huge apartment at 120.5 Westiminster Avenue in west end Toronto.I blame that fish and chip dinner we ate at a greasy spoon store on RoncesvalesAvenue. Ulcerated mouth … Trench Mouth. It began slowly with asore throat and progressed to a ghastly mouth that became one hugeulcer. Eating food was like sticking my throat in a bonfire. And itwas ugly to look at…white rather than red. We reported the suspectedorigin to the Board of Health where the nurse explained Trench Mouthcomes from eating off plates with cracks. “More often coffee cups withcracks.” The inspector wondered how sure i was the infection camefrom the fish and chip store. I was not sure. And regrettedsending inspectors to the small hole in he wall restaurant. “Happensall the time, people make guesses and restaurant owners get hurt.”I wished the inspector would leave. Wished I could lie down.Wished the pain would go away. wished I could eat or drink withoutincessant fire in my throat.“The summer is terrible, Marjorie…On all those mining jobs we never gotsick in the bush. Cooked our food some of which was disgusting. Rememberthat ‘campers special stew’. Dried. All it needed was boiling water.”“Boiled over a fire late at night as we set up camp. Dark. The stew tastedgreat.”“Then in the morning light we noticed the pot was full of tiny dead worms.The dried stew had been pre-digested by the worms. We at the worms.Never got sick.”“Worse than that was the sowbelly maggots…and weiners exuding awhite preservative that stuck to our hands like glue. Never got sickin 9 summers of mining exploration.” (Not quire true)“Then I got this nice safe teaching job and here I am flat on my back with Trench Mouth.”“Might be a good idea to stop talking about it Alan.”“Easy for you to say.”“Not easy…this summer seems dreadfull.”The Trench Mouth ordeal was nearly over in the first week of August.The phone rang.“Alan, this is Norm Paterson. How is the teachig career going?”“Very well,” (What would Dr. Paterson be calling me for?….certainly notfor small talk. Certainly not to hear me whine about Trench Mouth.“How would you like a short job?”“Great.” (Amazing how my blubbering about Trench Mouth ended so abruptly)“We need a guy to do a seismic job in British Columbia.”“The Portable Seismic…FS 2?”“yes, same one you used in New Brunswick and again on the Niagara River job…you know it.”“How long?”“A week…maybe two weeks. You will be back in time for school.”(Norm…i mean Doctor Paterson…knew I was a mining exploration addict.)“When?”“Leave tomorrow…Air Canada to Vancouver then local flight to Kamloops wherea car has been rented. Then south to Merritt.”“Why the urgency?”“Open pit mine with a big problem. One wall of the open pit seemsunstable. Could collapse into the mine. Wipe them out financially.”“So how will our seismic machine,” (Funny how I began usingthe term ‘our’) How will we help”“The geologists and mine manager are hoping that somewhere along theline of unstable rubble there will be a big hook of bed rock capableof stopping the collapse. Millions of dollars involved. If we can help…the cost will be negligible.”(I do not remember ever asking Norm…I mean Dr. Paterson…how muchI would be paid. The chance to have an adventure trumped money anyhow.)Trench mouth be damned…I was back in the saddle again as the song says.)Some of you readers may have already made a snap judgment about me.“Damn fool does not know he is now a married man…never consulted Marjorie..readyto bugger of on an adolescent male holiday without thinking about Marjorie.”Not true. The previous summer we took a job in the bush north of Sault Ste Marieand I invited Marjorie to join us. She arrived on the ACR(Algoma Central Railway) at our flag stop…i.e. we simplywaved to the engineer and he stopped the train. Marjorie got offcarrying two things. Both of which were quite useless. She broughther sewing machine … electric…useless. And our cat, Presque Neige’….wolveshowled every night. Marjorie was not averse to adventure. While waiting forme to fly out to Salt Ste. Marie she accepted an invite to practice takeoffs andlandings with a character just learning to fly. She only got out of thatadventure by pretending to throw up all over the windscreen as they dipped and dove“Well,Alan, what did Dr. Paterson want?”“We have a job in B..C. Flying out tomorrow.”“Does Dr. Paerson know I will be coming as well.”“Not exactly…no…he does not know.”“Who pays for me?”“I will pay…our holiday time.”“But you will be working…no holiday.”“Better than a holiday.”So we flew to Vancouver the next day. I was a bit worried. How would the geologistsand mine manager react when I arrived with my wife. Not such a good idea.Miners facing the loss of a whole multi-million dollar mine would not beamused. Their thoughts could be…“He brought his goddamned wife.”(and then phone Norm…I mean Dr. Paterson…in Toronto.)“We waned a seismic man out here…not an asshole with his wife.”(That could spell trouble…but i had a plan. The plan turned out tobe bad.)“Marjorie, could you stay in Vancouver overnight and then cometo my motel room in Merrit tomorrow. Take the bus. That would give me time toprepare the big shots for your arrival..”“Suppose I could….” (she was not ecstatic about the idea butaccepted the plan with reservations.)So I few to Kamloops. Rented a big flashy red convertible anddrove to Merrrit with the radio belting out Gordon Lightfoot andPeter, Paul and Mary. Life was good. Forgot about the TrenchMouth.Earth mover…like riding a dinosaur…cowboy drivers sat in that little cage in front. Bounced their way to the dump site.I drive right down into the open pit…an immense hole in the land.Parked at the minemanagers shack, Some cowboy about my age came thundering out of the pitdriving an earth moving machine…bouncing along with a load of waste to dump inthe tailing dam. He saw me…saw the red convertible and decided to scare theshit out of me for no good reason. He wanted see how close his earth movercould get to the passenger door of the convertible. He misjudged and rippeda slab of steel siding as if he was driving an immense can opener So muchfor the red convertible. We got a less glorious replacement. next day/.That little incident was a forewarning of things to come.I thought Marjorie was safely tucked away in a modesthotel in East Vancouver. East Vancouver? Never been there.Not such a nice place so I am told often by Marjorie overthe past 60 years.“Alan, the hotel was terrifying and thestreets outside were worse. Scared me.So I left it behind. Caught an overnight bus at 10 p.m.from Vancouver to Merrit. Found your motel…signed in and went to bed. You were out onthe job”This was true. I was out on the job with the big shots. Doing some practiceblasts on the edge of the immense open pitNice guys. Soon convinced I knew what I wasdoing.“Let;s go for a beer near your motel.?”“Good idea.”The men were startled to find a woman sleeping in my motel room.I was just as startled to find Marjorie there. but immediatelyintroduced her to the geologists and the mine manager.“This is my wife Marjorie.”They winked! They grinned. They did not believe me…they wereconvinced I had hired a hooker from Vancouver to ease thetensions of the seismic job. No matter what i said they grinned.“Marjorie, no matter what I say, those guys areconvinced you are a Vancouver prostitute.””“Nothing much we can do about that…I will justhave to play the role…could be amusing.:’:”How in hell;s half acre did you ever get to Merrit onyour own?”“It was not easy but I sure was not going to spendthe night in that hotel.”(Secretly I marvelled at Marjorie’s ability to take the bullby the horns and adjust circumstances. Some of herfriends were shocked at our earthy adventures.alan skeochAugust 2020Post Script. “Nice guy sat beside me on the bus…all night.” Wow!The job worked out OK. First full day the powder man fell off the edge ofthe open pit carrying our box of Forciete and blasting caps. We hauled himback to the mine crest. His fall was only about thirty or forty feet on a stableslope. Forcite does not explode easily.Later, when the big shots came to see a demonstration I set everything up…seismicmachine as base point and blasting stations with 50 or 100 for intervals. My jobwas simple. Push the ‘fire’ button and read how many milliseconds it took forthe sound wave to reach the seismograph. What could go wrong.?Lots. Dr. Paterson knew that so before takeoff from Toronto he gave me a smallpackage of computer boards. “Alan, if the machine fails, just slip out a computerboard or two and replace them with these new boards. I don’t expect that to happenbut you never know.”Of course the first firing failed. The forcite exploded but the millisecondsof the sound wave did not register. And all the mine officials were standingbeside me. Big time pressure. “Keep cool, Alan…cool.” My thoughts.“Just a computer problem fellows. Will fix it in a minute.”(opened up the seismic machine…slipped out one computer board andslid in another from the stash provided by Norm.“OK,fire again. All clear.” I pushed the button . The Forcite exploded andthe millisecond lights lit up. Perfect. Everyone was impressed including me.I do not remember whether we found a bedrock hook to stop the minecollapse. Not sure we did. What I do remember was looking down…a long way down…to the bottom of the open pit. And watching thedetonations below. Huge explosions…massive walls of overburden justfolded into piles of rubble for the Euclids to receive from Excavators.AMMONIUM NITRATE detonated in an open pit mine.“Ammonium Nitrate by the ton…poured down blasting holes and thensweetened with diesel oil. Detonated. Makes piles of rubble. End of the worldit seems at times.”We finished the job. Had a couple of meals with the mine manager and others.Marjorie was included…bubbly as ever. She played her new role to perfection.They continued to wink. Actually they liked her. By the end of the job they mayhave even considered she was really my wife.“How will we get home, Alan?”“Job is over. On all my jobs I tried to take the slowway home. To enjoy the sights of a strange place.”“Cut the guff, how are we going home?”“By the train…the transcontinental…Dining car andbig bubble viewing car…and bunk beds.”“Sounds expensive.”“I cut the cost buy just ordering one bed…a lower….we will both be inthe same bed….might be a little tight.”alan skeochAugust 2020END VERSION #1 EPISODE 87
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