Author: Alan Skeoch

  • EPISODE 786 BEAUTY IS IN EYE OFTHE BEHOLDER…TRACTOR GRAVEYARD MARCH 25, 2023


    EPISODE 786    BEAUTY IS IN EYE OFTHE BEHOLDER…TRACTOR GRAVEYARD  MARCH 25, 2023

    alan skeoch
    march 27 2023




    The autumn leaves are long forgotten now.  The joy we found in those autumn leaves need not be forgotten, however.
    My favourite factor graveyard shows off best when framed in snow and ice. 

    There was a time a few years ago..decades ago…when the graveyard of dead and long forgotten tractors could
    be found in every town, village or hamlet of Southern Ontario.  I loved the sight of these machines.  Especially if
    they showed the wear of time as this tractor graveyard clearly does.  Some readers may not agree.  No matter there
    is lots of room on this earth for people whose eye for beauty differs.   ‘Bealjty is in the eye of the beholder, as you
    may know.    Best I not say where this tractor graveyard is located.   The owner may not want a troop of admirers
    who would get in the way of resuscitating a near dead tractor.

    The owners has welcomed me so often that I hope he and she will not be offended.  One gravestone belongs to
    me.  See if you can find a blacksmith forge in the yard.  That’s mine and may be brought back to life.

    And Notice a new addition … a new gravestone maybe.  See if you can spot a well drilling rig that has just
    arrived.  Perhaps not dead.  Perhaps just in need of a transfusion.

    Places like this have had a deep affect on our lives…Marjorie, Andrew, Kevin and I have all been struck by
    such pictures..  In my case I applied for sabbatical leave from Parkdale Collegiate long ago. And we spent a 
    wonderful year researching and writing “Technology and Change in 19th century Ontario Agriculture” at
    the University of Toronto.  My M.A. I was accepted in three departments of the university,…History with Dr. JMS Careless,
    Fine Arts with Dr.Don  Webster, and Engineering with a bunch of engineering profs.   The end result was a 300 page
    tome that is on file several places….even the New York Historical Society in Cooperstown and Black Creek pioneer Village.

    I am not sure everyone who touched the 300 page creation actually read it.  Doubt that happened.  

    alan

    Below is a test…Test?  See how you react to these photos.  No.  I will not tell you where the tractor graveyard is located.
    Perhaps you can find a similar art collection somewhere near you.











  • EPISODE 786 DEATH OF TRAFALGAR GOLF AND COUNTRY CLUB…Marh 2023

    EPISODE  786    DEATH OF TRAFALGAR GOLF AND COUNTRY CLUB…march 2023


    alan skeoch
    march 2023



    THE fire that started in the kitchen of the Trafalgar Golf Club did not kill golfing.  The fire happened on the evening 
    of Augsut 15, 2017 when no one was around.  The fire was not considered  “suspicious”.   But the The  Ontario Fire Marshal’s office
    was investigating.    

     I noticed
    golfers still enjoying themselves on the immaculate course in October 2023.   Golfing had survived.
    Then this month… March, 2023 …..chain saws began felling the trees until they were gone.  The grand trees that sheltered
    each golfing green were suddenly butchered  and the greens were bulldozed into piles of soil destined for removal.


    What the Trafalgar golf an country club looked like last summer….and at the end of October 2022
    (see below)
    Trafalgar Golf and Country Club | All Square GolfTrafalgar Golf and Country Club | All Square GolfHead pro Brad making it look easy on hole 14 with this smooth drive.  Spoiler alert 🚨 he made birdie | By Trafalgar Golf & Country Club |  FacebookTrafalgar Golf & Country Club (@trafalgarGN) / TwitterTrafalgar golf club blaze causes $3M in damage | TheSpec.comTrafalgar Golf and Country – Porteous HardcastleTrafalgar Golf and Country Club | All Square GolfTrafalgar Golf Club - Reviews & Course Info | GolfNowPin on Golf Course DealsUPDATE: Trafalgar Golf clubhouse destroyed by fire | MyKawartha.comTrafalgar Golf Club, Attraction, Gippsland, Victoria, AustraliaWhy Diamond Bar Golf Course will close for 18 months – San Gabriel Valley  Tribune

    What the golf course looks like today….see below


  • EPISODE 786 ELECTRICITY AND THE PYTHON GRIP OF WISTERIA

    EPISODE 786    ELECTRICITY  AND  THE PYTHON GRIP OF WISTERIA


    alan skeoch
    March 25, 2023


    A python is a snake that crushes its victims in a slow death as its body Curls tighter and tighter.
    We have….had…a python like plant in our garden for at least 30 years.  A cute plant that is
    supposed to flower in brilliant hanging purple blossoms.  Never happened.  Each year we
    waited. No flowers.  But slowly and silently the WISTERIA tightened its grip on our outdoor 
    lamp post….twisted coils reaching ever upward until a tendril clamped on our electricity line sit looped in
    from the street.   Seemed light at first.  But the light grip became a twisting chokehold that
    got heavier and heavier…longer and longer as the tendrils crept towards our house.  Once there
    the python (wisteria) pierced the house wall pulled off the eavestrough and got so heavy that
    the power line sagged to the point we feared it would break.

    If the power line snapped then a live and very dangerous electric cable would fall
    directty on to our car and truck in the lane.  Som  living thing could get killed and it would
    not be the wisteria.  I got a 15 foot length of 2 x 8 to push up the wires.   Actually aiding 
    and abetting the wisteria.   The eavestrough nails popped out.  Then A black squirrel family
    found comfortable home beneath our roof.  

    This was bad news.  What to do?

    RESCUE CREW ARRIVES….BIG TIME.


    I sent an urgent note via email to our electricity provider, Alectra Utilities, and overnight
    action was taken.  Bill Campbell and his two man crew arrived with a wisteria fighter.
    The truck must ave cost $150,000 or more.  A huge thing with an articulated bucket
    that could put a man above our tree canopy….high above the wisteiria.   The wisteria fighter
    had weapons.  Special chain saw, heavy duty wire cutters, hammers, etc.   

    So we were able to kill the wisteria we think.  But the root remans and will likely seek
    to not out tendrils this spring.   I am not a violent man so i have given Marjorie a 
    heavy duty brush cutter to snip off  the tendrils.

    If necessary I will call Bill Campbell and his crew again.  Cheerfu bunch.

    How do  I know they are cheerful?   By one side comment. 

    “Glad to see you came to do battle with the wisteria python.”
    “Take an hour or two but  we will get it”
    “I will try to stay out of your hair,”  I said to Billl
    “That will be easy,” hollered one of the crew.
    “Why?”
    “Because Bill doesn’t have any hair.”

    Sure enough when Bill took of his hard hat there were only a few tendrils of hair.
    Just the right man to wage a war against the wisteria python.

    alan

    Not my problem any more.




    We have hired this bull dog to keep wisteria in check….vicious

  • EPIODE 745 PAPERBOYS…ADVENTURES 1950’S

    EPIODE 745     PAPERBOYS…ADVENTURES 1950’S..Toronto star sold for 3 cents, we got half a cent.


    alan skeoch
    March 24, 2023

    Eric and I had a small paper route on Fairview Avenue in 1950. There
    was nothing special about us.  Lots of other
    boys and girls had similar routes all across Toronto.  The Toronto Star sold for
    3 cents a copy of which we made half  cent.  That is meaningless today.  The
    cent no longer exists,   But in 1950 cents could accumulate if we were careful
    and eventually I was able to buy a Humber Sports racing bike with 3 speed Sturmey
    Archer gears.  Paid for by money saved  courtesy of the Toronto Star.

    Today my brother Eric arrived and while we drank coffee and ate breakfast 
    some of the stories spilled from our mouths.

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    Some pics….not Eric…just 1950’s paperboys


    INCIDENTS THAT REMAIN MEMORABLE

    1)  Our bundle of papers arrived bound together with wire. We snipped the
    wire and wrapped it around the lamppost.  Quite a pile of rusty wire built up.
    Ugly as sin but a marker for our time spent delivering papers on Fairview Avenue.

    “Boys, you must stop wrapping that wire around the post.”
    “Why?”
    “Because it is costing me a fortune in nylons…the wire  tears them.
       (nice lady on Annette Street with torn nylons)

    16 Classic Photos That Capture Nylon Stockings' Allure In The 1940s And  1950s » Design You Trust


    “Alan, have you noticed that our wire pile gives an electric jolt once in a while.”
    “Must be some kind of leakage of electricity”
    “May be we should stop piling up the wire.”
    “Electrically charged paper route….a one of a kind”
    “I’m going to start wearing gloves.”
    “Best to just snip the wire.and put it in the garbage.”
    “Another grand idea destroyed by nylon stockings”

    2) “Alan, I’m in big trouble now.”
    “How so?”
    “I winged a paper through a living room window.”
    “Glass shattered?”
    “Woman said she was having a bath when it happened…’could
    not go downstairs…glass all over living room floor.’  Angry
    as all get out.”

    We speeded up our delivery system by folding the star in such a way
    that it was possible to throw papers from our bikes.  Eric threw a
    perfect right handed copy as he sped down the list side of Fairview.
    Not lobbed.  Eric threw bullet like copies until that day.

    We never knew how the situation was resolved because Dad
    went down to see the lady.  We paid for the window I think.
    But we did not lose a customer.  Sometimes, albeit rarely, dad
    could be charming.  Even at his best women seemed to like him.

    3)   “Eric, I’ll give you a quarter if you grab that squirrel by the tail.”
    “You’re on…watch me.”
    The squirrel nosed its way tentatively to his hand…then he grabbed
    it by the tail….fast grab.
    “Yeeeowww!”
    The squirrel turned around fast…sunk its sickle like claws deep in
    Eric’s arm….drew blood.
    “Guess I owe you a quarter, Eric”
    That happened on the lawn of the lady with the smashed window

    4) There were some dark times on that paper route.  One hit hard.
    A girl in my class died.  I was only 12 years old in 1950.  Seemed 
    impossible that a kid my age could die.  But the ominous cloud of
    polio militias hung over us.   I think that is how she died.  I never
    knew her name.

    Polio hit closer to home in 1953 or 1954 when Jim G.
    was suddenly bed ridden with polio,  He was a classmate….friendly guy
    who seemed indestructible .  Then he was gone from Humberside and
    bed ridden.  Russ Vanstone, Jim Romaniuk and I bought him a gift.
    If he was bed ridden he needed some fine literature so we bought
    him a skin book…may have been a copy of Playboy   Nice magazine…we
    read it first. Not exactly reading material.  We gawked at it before 
    giving the mag to Jim.  I remember his mother was unimpressed.
    If I remember correctly Jim never fully recovered froM polio.  Memory
    could be wrong.



    Polio: memories of self-isolation in the 1950s - BBC News
    THIS Polio: memories of self-isolation in the 1950s - BBC NewsIS NOT JIM G…polio victim thoughAmazon.com: Playboy Magazine, December 1953: Hugh M. Hefner ...

    Dr. Jonas Salk looking at test tubes in his lab.
    Oct. 1954. Dr. Salk with the polio vaccine


    Where would he have got polio?   Perhaps just by going swimming
    at the Mineral Baths on Bloor Street.  At least that was the rumour.
    We spent some of our cash profits at Minnies.  Danger rumours were
    Not strong enough to stop us    If the rumour had been stronger then one dark event in my
    life might have been avoided…my meeting with a police officer and
    being driven home in the back seat of a police car.  That’s another story
    though.  I was really innocent but no one except my young brother
    would believe me.


    High Park Mineral Baths, Bloor Street West, north side, e – All Items –  Digital Archive : Toronto Public LibraryThe history of the High Park Mineral Baths in Toronto



    High Park Mineral Baths, Bloor Street West, north side, e


    Minnies had a high triple height  tower from which could jump
    or dive.  Dangerous.

    “Do not run and jump from the top platform?
    “Why not?”
    “You could miss the pool and impale yourself on the wire spiked 
    fence on the other side of the pool”
    “Are you kidding?”
    “No.  Some guy got killed doing a running jump.”
    “Who?”
    “Never knew but all the kids talk about it.”  
    “Which means it never happened.”
    “Possibly. Why don’t you take a running jump just to get
    your name in the Toronto Star.”

    5) Even closer to us was the death of Windows Doyle’s young 
    brother.  The Doyles were our customers and schoolmates.
    When Windows Doyle’s brother died the shock was electric…numbing.
    How could a person die from peanut butter?  Die from an allergic
    reaction to peanuts?  Or was it walnuts? I still remember just how deep his death
    affected all of us but particularly Windows of course.  I even
    hesitate to note the event which happened 76 years ago.  That 
    tragedy reminded us of our own mortality.

    “Sad…tragic….but can I ask a question?
    “Sure”
    “Why was Windows Doyle called ‘Windows’?”
    “Eric, my brother , has always been good at nicknames.
    “So what?”
    “So when Bill Doyle suddenly had to wear glasses, Eric nick 
    named him windows…and the name stuck…

    How is all this connected to our paper route on Fairview Avenue?  Good question.
    Being paperboys made us deeply aware of our community…all ages not just our
    peers.

    Gone with the wind.  Paperboys and papergirls.  The newspapers themselves are
    in danger of disappearing as we punch our way into a digital age.

    alan




  • EPISODE 784 “MY NAME IS SAMUEL MERNER { WHY DOES NO-ONE LOVE MY THRESHING MACHINE?”

    EPISODE 784   “MY NAME IS SAMUEL MERNER { WHY DOES NO-ONE LOVE MY THRESHING MACHINE?”

    alan skeoch
    March 22, 2023



    1890’s Hamburg Threshing Machine made by Samuel and Simeon Merner 

    SAMJUEL MERNER SPEAKS FROM THE GRAVE…Imaginary conversation aided by Alan Skeoch

    “My name is Samuel Merner,  I build threshing machines and cannot for the life of
    me understand why you do not love them as I do.”
    “Mr. Merner, this is the year 2023, the days of the threshing machine are long gone. We now
    use motorized combine harvesters.  Your machines are just dust collectors in museums.”
    “Now that hurts my feelings…’dust collectors’ is an insult.”
    “Tell me about yourself, Mr. Merner, maybe we can appreciate you more.”
    “My parents migrated here from Switzerland in 1837 when I was 14 years old.  Got a small
    farm near New Hamburg where others like us, so called Pennsyvania Dutch people had setled…Germanic
    people from the Rhine River Valley.”
    “Are they those people dressed in black?”
    “Mennonites and some Amish.  Protestants.”
    “How is that connected to threshing machines?”
    “Long story.  As a boy I was fascinated by the local blacksmith and was lucky enough
    to be trained as such.  Farmers needed metal tools.  I began making them and opened a shop
    in New Hamburg in 1844. “
    “Alone?”

    My son Simeon Merner also became a blacksmith and both of us began making bigger machines.
    …threshing machines.”
    “Like the machine you want to give away today?”
    “The machine I would like to give to a museum was made around 1890…we kept improving our
    threshing machines but tried to keep them as small as possible.”
    “Local market?”
    “No.  Our machines were sold all across Ontario and even on the
    western prairies.  

    Threshing machines have hearts as we humans do.  This is the
    heart of a thresher….the Cylinder that spins ripping gran sheaves apart
    and hurling the grain….

    VOICE FROM THE GRAVE: SAMUEL MERNER  (assisted by Alan Skeoch)


     “OUR company was specially successful after my death.”
    (Imaginry dialogue continues)
    ”  By 1897 investors helped form the New Hamburg Manufacturing
    Company.”
    “How come?”
    “My son Simeon was a good businessman and  our company was able to lure
    Werner Brodrecht as manager back in 1888…his skill expanded the business and
    we even begn making tratcion steam engines.”
    “The factory burned down in 1901…”
    “Yes, but we rebuilt the whole operation and were successful until 1914 when we failed.
    “Attempts to revive New Hamburg Manufacturing in the 1920’s failed thereby endning  80 years
    of production”

    “I take it yo are disappointed today Samuel. “
    “I am.  I would like to donate this sole survivor of our company’s threshing machines but 
    no one seems to care.”
    “I thought the booming city of Mississauga had the machine.”
    “Yes, donated by Alan Skeoch.  But Mississauga had no place for a threshing machine
    and no real interest in agriculture.  Someone called Alan and asked him to get
    the machine out of the tiny Bradley Museum barn.  So Alan and his Son Andrew persuaded 
    Bill Books to store it in his drive shed while they searched for a new home.  “
    “Where?”
    “Well, first attempted to make contact with the Wellington County Museum who have a huge barn
    with a largely empty threshing floor.  Perfect place. “
    “No response.”
    “Recently made contact with Doon Pioneer Village.  Alan gave them a beautifully stencilled
    thresher a few years ago…”
    “Any response?”
    “Yes, they are considering the offer.”

    “What is the problem with museums?”
    “Running a museum is a thankless job. Viisitors are few in number.  Storage space limited.
    Staff limited as well.  If tax revenue shrinks then first thing on the discard block is local
    museums.”
    “What about the Province of Ontario.\?
    “Are you trying to be funny.   The Province of Ontario does not give 
    a sweet goddamn about agricultural artifacts.   Look what happened to 
    the Ontario Agricultural Museum in Milton.”
    “Put in mothballs 20 years ago.  Now just sits there on precious land…and let the cobwebs thrive.”

    “Samuel,  what do you think will happen to your ancient thresher?”
    “It will go to the dump once Bill and Leah Brooks need the space in their machine shop in Limehouse.”
    “How did Alan Skeoch get  your threshing machine in the first place?”
    “He bought it at an auction of the Thompson collection 40 years ago…
    bought four threshing machines that day.””
    “Why?”
    “He said he could not stand to see historic artifacts like our Hamburg Thresher go
    to the scrap man.”
    “Why would a scrap man want a threshing machine?”
    “For the iron parts.  They set those old wooden machines of fire and  gather up
    the pulleys and threshing cylinders and haul them to the steel mill in Hamilton
    or any local scrap yard.”

    GHOST OF SAMUEL MERNER SPOKE  (aided by Alan Skeoch)