Author: terraviva

  • EPISODE 94: SWIMMING DOWN THE RHINE

    EPISODE 94,   SWIMMING  DOWN THE RHINE RIVER , RHEINFELDEN, SWITZERLAND,

    alan skeoch
    August 2020

    Today, the third August week end, a thousand adventure seekers will be floating down the St. Clair
    River from the Blue Water Bridge in Sarnia to who knows where.  They will be  floating on an
    assortment of plastic, rubber,wooden rafts.  Some with beer coolers strapped down.  Yes, it is
    dangerous.   Normally huge freighters thread their way down the St. Clair River  but not this
    week end.   Attempts to stop the rafters have failed so  the big  freighters are not allowed
    on the river this week  end.  

    For those who are not familiar with geography, the St. Clair River links  Lake  Huron  with Lake Erie.
    A narrow stretch of fast water between  two of  the Great Lakes.  Yes, it is an adventure.  No one
    organizes the FLOAT DOWN so no one is responsible therefore the Float Down is hard to 
    stop.  Rescue  boats  from both US and Canadian sides of the river will hopefully retrieve
    any person whose plastic raft springs a  leak.  Or drinks too much beer.

    The  international boundary between  Canada  and  the US runs down  the centre of
    the river.  Mistakes in navigation could  land  American adventurers in deep trouble…
    especially with Covid 19 in the air … and in the  lungs of some floaters.

    As I was reading the article about the Float Down in the Toronto Star, I was
    reminded of  the sunny August day several years ago when our son Kevin
    asked , “How  about swimming down the Rhine today?”

    We  protested but finally caved  in and stepped into the fast flowing Rhine
    at Rheinfeldon, a Swiss town above Basel.  There were a couple  of others
    in the water…moving fast.  No need to swim,” just let the racing river carry you”

    Once in the river, Kevin also told us to keep close to the Swiss side of
    the river.   “Don’t get out in the middle or you will miss our landing point
    and end up floating through the City of Basel.”

    We  followed him and his kids.  When he cut floating and began to swim
    to shore, we did the same.  “The landing point is narrow…you will only have one chance.”

    We made it.  Thrilled actually.   Take a look at the pics  below…not our families
    but could well have been.  We  carried  our clothes with us  but did not have the
    special clothing float bags of the Swiss swimmers.

    I did get into a problem however.




    We landed at a Swiss waterpark much  like the playground below.  Kevin 
    recommended we all take a slide down a hard plastic flume like the one below.
    That was fine for slim adults and teen agers.  Not so  good for me.  My bum
    was too big so it spanned the water flume that made sliding  possible.

    I sat there, about ten feet down, immobile.  Everybody laughing.  It took a long
    time to weasel  my way down…sort of bum walking much to the enjoyment of
    our family  and any kids and adults interested.  “Move along”, some seemed
    to call in Swiss German.   It took a  long time.

    alan skeoch
    august 2020


  • EPISODE 93 PARADISE LODGE … MILE 71 ON THE ALGOMA CENTRAL RAILWAY (How does Paradise Lodge fit into the universe as we know it?

    EPISODE  93   PARADISE LDOGE…MILE 71 ON  THE ALGOMA  CENTRAL RAILWAY


    (How does Paradise Lodge fit into the universe as we know it?)

    alan skeoch
    August 2020


    PARADISE LODGE…MILE 71 ON THE ALGOMA CENTRAL RAILWAY

    My job was to get the numbers.  As har as thinking was concerned I was  not expected to do  much.  Best to keep my
    head as  thick as  this piece of rough sawn timber.  Just being an instrument man was  tough enough.  Most people
    would refuse to do the work.  Why?   Afraid  of losing so  much  blood  to carnivorous insects that tore flesh or shoved 
    stiletto needles and sucked blood.


    MARJORIE:  ON OUR DECISION TO GO TO PARADISE LDOGE, MILE 71, ACR.

    “ALAN, don’t you think it’s strange that so much  of your time in the mining game was  centred
    on the Canadian  Shield.?

    “Never thought too much about it really…took it for granted.   I was never encouraged
    to consider the big picture. ” Just do your job…get the readings.”Mining companies are secretive.
    In nearly all jobs Our contractors did  not want many people to know what we were doing..”

    “Why is that?”

    “Money had a lot to do with the secrecy.  Big blocks  of land were staked as mining claims but
    never big enough.  “Suppose  we claimed  the wrong place and  some other son of a bitch
    knew about our work and  snapped  up the good  claims.”   If too much  was said about our work, then other mining promoters  would
    flood the area with claims.  So we were never told much  about our clients.  
    Most clients were honest even if  secretive.  At the same time there have always been
    A lot of  shady  
    characters boosting worthless mining stock…sucking in the greedy people of this world.

    When I was a 17 year old high school student, I did  a job  in the Chibougamau region of Northern Quebec that taught me much
    about the shady side of  mining exploration.   My  role was minor on the job…basically to 
    help portage and  row a  rowboat through a series  of lakes “to check  out a vein of
    chalcopyrite for a mining company”.  It took us  two days  to get there and two days get back 
    to Chibougamau.   Maybe a week.  No communication with anyone.  Secret.  While we 
    were rowing in the shallows and then we had  a small outboard fising engine for the deep  water.. ..”

    “Rowing?   Why didn’t you use a canoe?”

    “No canoes  were available or so we were told.   So  we rowed this ungainly towboat
    and  carried it across portages.  Carrying a rowboat over rocks, tree roots, and through 
    tag alder swamps was  not pleasant.”

    “Why did they send you, Alan?  Were you special?”

    “Just for brute labour.  The real important person was  Dr. Wilson,an elderly geologist. .
    A really nice man who had been  asked  to give his opinion on a recently discovered
    vein of chalcopyrite.  Asked to do so by  a  small  mine company.”
    (I have a  picture of Dr. Wilson in our motor boat but have not found it yet)

    “What did you find?”

    “Oh, we found lots of chunks of Chalcopyrite.  The mine promoters had  spread  lots  of 
    the stuff around.  They brought the lumps into the site from somewhere else.  The term
    for that  is “seeding the site’.
     They had blasted the  vein all to hell.   Just a  smoke  screen.  The vein was a worthless
    vein of  pyrite.  The blasting was designed to indicate seriousness.  To fool investors.
     Dr. Wilson did  not spend  much
    time on the site. however.  He knew  what was  happening. “This place has been  seeded.
    The chunks  of chalcopyrite have been brought in…the vein is  pyrite…no copper.
    We are heading back right away.”

    He was angry.  He had  been duped for he was an  honest man.  The owners  of the claims
    were crooks.  There was no potential mine.  But they could  make big money by noting
    in an advertisement in the Northern Miner that “at team  with a noted geologist has  been sent in to check
    out the value of  our claim, etc.etc.… whatever.”   The mining stock  they issued would
    go up in value.  Speculaitors wanting to get rich quick bought the stock…ordinary people
    often who  knew nothing about mining.  Pharmacists like your grandfather from Lindsay.
    Remember all the mining stock you inherited.  Worthless.  The shady promoters would  Fools would buy it.  The stock would  go up  in value.  
    When the promotor thought it was close to a peak, the promoter would  sell and  make a  bundle.  Let’s say the stock sold
    at 20 cents  a share…and then shot up to $2 a share.  One hell of a profit possible.

    “What happened when you got back to Chibougamau?”


    CHALCOPYRITE…COPPER ORE…GOOD 

    “Dr. WILSON told the truth.  “All  we could find was a vein of worthless pyrite”
    And the stock would plummet.  Investors would lose their shirts  The promoters
    would walk away with the money.”

    “Isn’t that illegal?”

    “Reckon so.”

    “What did you do?”

    “I brought out a big chunk of the pyrite vein.  it’s around  the  garden somewhere.  
    Can’t remember where.    Bottom line, I did nothing..  What was I supposed to do?
    My job  was  pure and  simple.  I rowed the boat in and  I rowed the boat out.”

    “Couldn’t you call the police?”

    “Never occurred to me.   One thing  I did learn though.:

    “What was that?”

    “Not to buy mining stock.  I never knew what was  good  and what was bad.
    Many of our customers preferred us to know as little as possible about
    what we were doing.”

    “Do you mean  you spent nine years of your life checking mining claims but
    never knew whether they were worth anything?”

    “That’s about right.  I was a simple cog in the machine.  Bottom of the 
    pyramid.  Not expected  to think much.  “Just get the data, Alan, nothing
    more.  We will do the interpretation.”

    THE BIG  PICTURE AS I SEE IT.





    Image shows a screenshot of the Mid-Continent Rift Story Map



    Lately, I have been thinking about what I did  for those nine years.  The big picture.  
    And  I am bowled over.  What I spent nine  years (maybe ten  years) doing was 
    linked to the origins of planet earth.   Our big  ball whirling around  the sun is a
    most unusual  place.  Perhaps unique in the universe.   Certainly unique in our
    solar system.   Perhaps unique in our galaxy.

    I remember asking a Grade Ten class to speculate on what life would be like
    on our planet 50 years from now.  One boy ’s  answer remains with me.
    “Sir, in 50 years we will have explored our solar system and other solar
    systems.   We will have concluded that we are alone in the universe.”

    What makes our planet singular…unusual?

    The  September issue  of Scientific American is titled “Humans, why we’re unlike any other
    species on the planet.”   At the back of that issue is an article  by John Gribbin titled :Why we are 
    probably the only inellifent life in the galaxy…ALONE IN THE MILKY WAY.”

    QUOTE FROM GRIBBIN,  P.96, SCIENTIFIC  AMERICAN,  SEPT. 2018

    “ASTONOMERS HAVE FOUND thousands of planets orbiting other stars
    in the Milky Way,  and 100 million more strars in the galaxy presumably host planets
    of their own.  Given the sheer number of worlds out there,  scientists find
    it easy to hope that some of them might be harbouring sentient beings (like us).
    After all, could  Earth really be unique among so many planets.”

    John Gribbin’s answer?

    “It could.  Optimism about the possibilities  of intelligent extraterrestrial life ignores
    what we know about how humans came to exist.  We are  here because  of a
    long chain of implausible coincidences — many, many things had to go right
    to result in the  situation  in which  we find ourselves.  The chain is so implausible,
    in fact, that there is good reason to conclude that humans most likely are the
    only technological civilization in the galaxy.
    (Let us leave aside  the other countless  galaxies in the cosmos because, as 
    the  saying has it, ‘in an infiinte universe, anything  is  possible.”)

    So Mr. Gribbin  is saying the same thing my Grade 10 student said…i.e.
    we are alone.

    We are the result of a  whole mess of good  luck.   And some of that
    luck is apparent in the places I have worked.  If I had to drive a
    thumb tack into the centre  point of my mining exploration activities
    i would drive that point into Mile  71 on the Algoma  Central Railway.

    And the place is called Paradise  Lodge.   No doubt the name was
    chosen to attract fishermen rather than the Paradise  of which I speak.
    Let me just select some of the lucky circumstances.

    First and foremost is  the thin crust of rock and minerals on which
    Paradise  Lodge rests.  Very little topsoil because  past centuries
    of glaciation has pushed whatever topsoil once existed into depressions
    or into glacial rubbish hills far to the south in Ontario.  That has exposed
    the vast sheet of granite and  volcanic rock  on which our thin
    crust of earth floats.  Our own  tectonic plate.  Our Canadian Shield.

    Beneath that shield is an immensely thick envelope of  molten magma…molten 
    rock and minerals.   And deeper still is the core of the earth there  is a  Heavy metallic
    core of  nickel  and iron.  Hot as the hubs of hell.  Huge core.  A  solid core…but a hot core…
    that rolls around somewhat creating the magnetic  field that shields us
    all from the deadly cosmic rays  emitted by the sun.   Without this magnetic
    field  we would  be fried.  Fried?  More than  that.  We would never have come
    into existence in the first place.

    As  astronomers search  the galaxy for other worlds  like ours they have
    found  many that exist in a  liveable zone like earth.  But they have not 
    found  as yet round balls like ours with a heavy metal core, a huge envelope
    of molten magma that occasionally bursts through the thin but solid tectonic
    plates  that float on this molten sea.  We need that magma since it carries
    and replaces  the minerals  upon which our civilization is  more and  more
    dependent.  Like copper.

    Why are these tectonic  plates  so thin.  Why  is there not a solid envelope 
    of rock surrounding the atmospheric envelope in which  we find the Oxygen
    that gives us  life.  Why is the Canadian Shield  so thin  that it has lots
    of  cracks?   Why  are these cracks important.? 

    Let me return to Mr. Grabbin.    In ancient times…billions of years ago, our
    earth collided with another planet.   It was  not a direct hit so most
    of the earth survived.  The collision was a glancing blow that sheared
    of a  great slice of our planet.  The part sheared of was  mostly the cold
    crust of lighter rock like our granite.  once sheared the  rock hurtled into space.  But that sheared portion
    did not escape.  The power of  mother earth…i.e. the power of gravity…
    prevented  the sheared bit of the planet from escaping.  The lump, held  by
    gravity, orbited our earth and rounded itself off to become our moon.
    The moon was an accident of  birth.  The moon exerts gravitation force
    that holds  our earth in a  stable position.  Without the moon we would
    be revolving.  No orderly seasons.  Rolling heater skelter.  Chaos.

    That collision carved away a great slab of the earth’s crust.  What remained
    was …is…a much thinner crust of  moving plates  of rock of which the
    Canadian Shield is but one plate.  When the plates collide mountains  are
    formed and some of the hot magma  intrudes bringing up copper, gold,  iron,
    silver, molybdenum, and  other minerals without which we cannot live.
    Lucky us!  That thin crust is crucial.  Had  the crust of the earth remained
    solid and thick , we would not be here. We  certainly would  not be driving
    around in ‘Planes, Trains and automobiles’.

    Something else happened  in that collision.  The heavy core  of the earth
    remained and  all the heavier parts of the pieces in the collision
    were drawn  together forming that nickel / iron core and the great 
    massive molten surrounding envelope.   That core  provided  the magnetic
    force to hold the big  fragment piece in place…the moon is held in place
    by the gravitational force of  our earth’s core.

    This sounds simple.  Or maybe it sounds improbable.  Maybe I am wrong
    in some of what I have written.  Be that as it may.   

    Paradise Lodge is located at Mile 71 on the Algoma Central Railway.
    Geophyicists like my boss Dr. Norman Paterson were contracted by
    some mining company  that sent an  airborne magnetometer over
    Paradise Lodge and  surrounding Boreal Forest.  The magnetometer
    gave off some weird  blips in places.  What were these blips?  
    Something weird  was  going on .  “Send in a ground crew to
    check out those anomalies.  We might find veins of Chalcopyrite
    intrusions  in the granite.   If we do, we could get very rich.
    The world needs more and more copper.  Without copper electric motors
    cannot be made.  Our civilization could collapse.  Bottom line?  We 
    could make lots of money.”

    No need to tell  the ground crew much about what seems to be happening
    with the readings.  Interpretation is a job for geophysicists.  Getting
    the numbers is a job for instrument men.   Can secrecy be maintained?
    Tell the survey crew to keep their mouths shut.

    So, finally,afer 60 years I have opened my mouth.  Yes, my words
    are simplistic.  What do you expect from  an instrument man?

    alan skeoch
    August  2020

    NEXT EPISODE… ALGOMA AND THE MAN WHO GOT THINGS ROLLING

  • EPISODE 93″ ALGOMA CENTRAL RAILWY “GOT THE DISAPPEARING RAILROAD BLUES” 1964 PART 1

    EPISODE  93    ALGOMA CENTRAL…RAILWAY TO NOWHERE


    “GOT THE DISAPPEARING RAILROAD BLUES” (Guthrie)

    alan skeoch
    August 2020




    Early in the summer of 1964 I was  offered a job deep in a forgotten part of  Ontario.  
    The only way in and out was on the ACR…the Algoma Central Railway.  A railway
    that goes  nowhere really.  

    The ACR runs from Sault St. Marie northward  to Hearst where it connects  with the
    CPR transcontinental.   It is  a  railway of broken dreams.  The first builder only managed
    to construct 58 miles of rail before going bankrupt.   Others completed the full 297 miles
    but no one ever made  money.  Today the ACR is  a ghost line only going as far
    as the mysterious Agawa canyon as a tourist adventure.  

    There are people living along the line.  Not many.  Maybe fewer and  fewer.  The ACR
    is  a rail line that links fishing camps.  Today, August 11, 2020,  I  am  not sure if the
    ACR even reaches these lonely human outposts.  The current owner,  CNR, has
    threatened to shut the whole line  down unless the federal government pitches in
    and  bankrolls the line.

    In 1964, my destination was  Mile 71 on the ACR.  A fishing camp from which we were
    launching a mining exploration venture.  “Paradise Lodge”

    The mist unusual characteristic of  the ACR was its public service to people like us…prospectors…
    and others who hoped to catch a few fish.  There was no scheduled series of  stops.  

    In 1964,  If we wanted  a  ride on the ACR, we stood in the middle of  the track and waved
    a white flag or red  flag or old set of handlebar underwear or big bug net.  The huge train would  stop.

    There  is nothing lonelier that the sound of  the ACR in a wilderness where the only answer is a  wolf howl.



    Might I suggest you listen to Willie NeLson singing Arlo Guthrie’s  THE CITY OF  NEW OLREANS
    …”the disappearing railroad  blues”

    Arlo Guthrie – The City Of New Orleans Lyrics

    from album: Hobo’s Lullaby (1972) 
    www.lyricsfreak.com/static/images/txtstripes_large.gif); font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: 30px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; min-height: 598px; position: relative;”>Riding on the City Of New Orleans
    Illinois Central, Monday morning rail
    Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders
    Three Conductors; twenty-five sacks of mail
    All along the southbound odyssey – the train pulls out of Kankakee
    And rolls along past houses, farms, and fields
    Passing trains that have no name, and freight yards full of old black men
    And the graveyards of the rusted automobile

    Good morning, America, how are you?
    Say, don’t you know me? I’m your native son
    I’m the train they call the City Of New Orleans
    I’ll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done

    Dealing card games with the old man in the Club Car
    Penny a point – ain’t no one keeping score
    As the paper bag that holds the bottle
    Feel the wheels rumbling ‘neath the floor
    And the sons of Pullman Porters, and the sons of Engineers
    Ride their father’s magic carpets made of steel
    And, mothers with their babes asleep rocking to the gentle beat
    And the rhythm of the rails is all they feel

    Good morning, America, how are you?
    Say, don’t you know me? I’m your native son
    I’m the train they call the City Of New Orleans
    I’ll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done

    Night time on the City Of New Orleans
    Changing cars in Memphis Tennessee
    Halfway home – we’ll be there by morning
    Through the Mississippi darkness, rolling down to the sea
    But, all the towns and people seem to fade into a bad dream
    And the steel rail still ain’t heard the news
    The conductor sings his songs again – the passengers will please refrain
    This train got the disappearing railroad blues

    Good night, America, how are ya?
    Said, don’t you know me? I’m your native son
    I’m the train they call the City Of New Orleans
    I’ll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done  

    alan skeoch

    PS   Our next stories  are framed by the ACR…that was 1964 when the line was privately
    owned  for a  few years.  In 1965 it was sold and its survival was a question. A slow and sad decline ensued.

  • EPISODE 91 TOUCHING KIDS IS A GOOD WAY TO LOSE YOUR JOB.

    EPISODE 91     TOUCHING  KIDS IS A GOOD WAY TO LOSE  YOUR JOB


    alan skeoch’
    August 10, 2020


    Marjorie and  I at a  dance around 1961.  Before becoming a teacher.  We  are touching hands.  In 1951 we did not know
    that such touching could  be dangerous.

    Marjorie, Kevin, Pete (the dog) around 1970

    CAUTION …THIS  STORY IS HARD TO BELIEVE…EVEN  BY ME.

    My profs at U. of T. faculty of  education…John Ricker and Andy Lockhart
     both cautioned us about touching.  Yes, ‘Touching’.

    “If  you want to lose your job just try hugging too many female students…one of
    them might report you saying, “He touched  me!” 

    ” Whether true or not…whether
    entirely non sexual  or not…That does not matter, you
    will suffer some  terrible consequences.  Maybe lose your job even if the touching
    was innocent or entirely fanciful…entirely in the mind of a  teen-age girl.  Be careful.”

    “How can I be careful…half of the students I will teach will 
    be teen-age girls.  And I would like the students to like me…would like
    them to say “Skeoch is a good teacher…I like his classes…I like him.”

    “Understood. The  best way to stay out of trouble  is to never ever be alone
    with a female student.  No touching.  No patting on the back.  No hug of
    consolation in event a family tragedy.  Be careful.”

    The result was that I knew about ‘social distancing’ decades before this
    current pandemic.   I kept my distance.   Most kids liked that distancing
    anyway.  They called me ‘sir’ which has a distancing effect.  That is good.

    Kids can  love a male teacher without smothering him in hugs and kisses.  To  most
    kids their teachers are old people even if the age gap is barely four years.
    There is safety in that age gap.  A gap reinforced by the use of ‘sir’ as a
    term of respect as well as social distancing.

    WHERE AM I GOING WITH THIS STORY?

    Most of the  kids I taught liked me.  I  could tell by their
    smiles and the occasional tap on the shoulder by the boys.
    Not all were admirers.  I remember one girl told me to “Fuck
    Off” in class.   Sort of a shock. I asked why after class..
    “You were standing on my foot.”
    True. I thought that was amusing.  “Stand up  when you answer.”
    But she could  not stand up because I had committed the cardinal sin
    of touching by standing on her  foot.  She could not stand up.  Stupid
    but most kids thought it was funny.   She did not.
    I apologized and we got along well after that.

    In my  first year of teaching one young Grade 9 girl really scared me.
    She  was a nice person.  Quiet. Scared of high school I thought.  So I
    was  nice to her.  Big smlle. I made a point of greeting  her just to allay
    her fears.   

    Wrong thing to do!

    We  lived on Westminster Avenue which was a  nice walk from
    Parkdale Collegiate. Interesting stores on Roncesvales and Queen Street West.
    The student met me  by accident and walked home with me several times.
    Too many times to be  accidental.   Got me  really alarmed.  I should  not
    be  seen  walking home with a female student.  No touching involved.  But imagination
    of anyone who noticed might jump to dangerous conclusions.

    So I began to fear walking home.    A grown  man afraid of a lonely
    little Grade Nine girl.   Seems ridiculous to others but not to me.  I tried
    slow walking and pauses at store display windows.  I tried fast walking like Olympic
    walkers.  She was there whether fast or slow  This happened too often
    to be accidental.  Let’s say she caught up to me five  or six times.   Enough
    to raise alarm bells in my mind.

    I shared my  concern with other male teachers. Just keeping
    people informed was some  protection.

    “How can I avoid the student without breaking her heart?”
    (She was fragile…I feared hurting her.   What was really wrong
    with a student liking her teacher?}

    “What can I do?”

    “Did you ever try walking on the south side of Queen Street.  Away
    from the crowds on the sunny storefront side?”

    “How would that help?”

    “You could spot her and take evasive acton.”

    That evening I took evasive action.  South side of Queen St.  Not so
    many stores but enough for me to look for reflections.
    Was she there?  Sure.  There she was paralleling me.  Knowing that
    i would  have to cross to the North side once I reached  Roncesvales (the 
    North South street that led to our home.   

    I lingered.  Watched the reflection.  Watched her pause.  Then a  funny thing
    happened.  Instead  of looking at the reflection I looked at the goods the 
    store had for sale.  Women’s lingerie.., Brassieres etc. Bizarre.  Rather embarrassing.

    Then the situation became even more bizarre.  i decided to make a run for
    the Roncesvales street car…zipping briefly on the north side  of Queen then
    running  and  jumping aboard the street car.

    Where was she?   She was right behind  me.  Jumping aboard
    at the same time.  

    “Hello, sir.”

    The weirdest thing then happened.   Her mother was on the street car
    close to the front doors.  I knew her from parents’  night.  We talked…small
    talk.  But that was the end of the accidental meetings.  I think her mom
    intervened.   After that event I could walk home without worry of a female student escort.
    Too incredible to believe?   I know it seems so.

    Was the situation completely finished?   Nope.  A couple of weeks later one
    evening when I was coaching football  at the Exhibition grounds the young
    girl stopped  by  our house and asked Marjorie if  she wanted to 
    buy a bunch  of pictures of me that she  had taken secretly.  Marjorie
    did not buy the pictures of me walking  home.  We were amused but
    a bit disturbed at the same time.  The tracking  soon ended.  The student
    got older…forget about me…got on with her life.

    Last I heard the young girl was married with three children of her own.

    alan skeoch
    August 2020

    P.S.  I made it a  practice to never  be alone in my room with
    a female student.  It was  a good decision.  Perhaps I might
    be brave enough someday  to tell the story of a student teacher I was
    assigned  later in my career.  She tried to talk with me alone.
    I was  too wise for that.  I failed her.  She was a terrible teacher.
    Another person she  caught alone with her faced a rape insinuation.
    Her parting comment?  “I will kill you.”  Marjorie and I stayed
    home that week end.

    P.P.S.  Hard to believe?  You bet.  Even I find these stories
    hard to believe.  Teachers are treated as guilty until proven
    innocent.  The exact opposite of our criminal justice system.

     
  • EPISODE 91 PUT YOUR WARM AND TENDER BODY NEXT TO MINE (School Dance Oct. 1963)

    EPISODE  91   PUT YOUR WARM AND TENDER  BODY NEXT TO MINE (school dance, Oc.t 1963


    alan skeoch
    August 9, 2020

    Teen agers did dress  up  for dances but I do  not remember suits and ties on the boys

    Note:  I have told this story many  times but I think it is worth repeating 
    now…impact of social distancing  has  changed  so much.

    Setting: Parkdale Collegiate Institute, School Dance Oct. 1963

    I was  a new teacher at Parkdale Collegiate in 1963 which  meant I  was only a
    few years older that the senior students. Taught for about 6 weeks.  And that, I believe, was the heart of
    the problem.

    “Mr. Skeoch,  you along with Alison  Petrie have been assigned as  chaperones
    at the school dance.”
    “Fine.  Any advice?”
    “Just make sure no one is  smoking inside the school…”
    “What if I catch a smoker.”
    “Throw him out.”
    (That sounded easier to say than to do.  I did not
    know the students, especially the senior students.)

    We had  an overflow population at the school in  1963.  The baby boomers boosted the student
    body  from a low of 400 in the 1950’s to a bursting 1,400 by 1963.   So many students that the
    tennis  court and any other space was now filled  with portable classrooms.  Mine was the
    furthest from the school.  Charmingly isolated.  So far away  that most students  did not know
    I was  a  teacher.   Fortunately a few senior students knew me as a  football  coach…new one.
    For most kids, however, I was  an unknown as was  my co-chaperone Alison Petrie.  She was
    very short.  Easily mistaken as  a  student.   

    Marjorie came with me that October evening.  We liked to dance and thought this was  a good
    chance to have fun and show off  a  few of our rock and roll dance steps.   The gymnasium
    was packed  with kids.  Cheek to jowl as it were.  Or, better said, they “put their warm and 
    tender bodies next” to each other.   The girls dressed to deliberately entice male admirers…
    short skirts as I remember.   

    Sex seems  to encourage combat among male animals…including male students.  They can
    behave like bull moose in rutting season.   

    We did not get a chance to dance much that evening.   We were really police officers.
    Who  came to the dance?  Not just our students  but there were lots  of  strangers
    from god knows  where.  Alison and I could not tell Parkdale students from anonymous 
    marauders seeking to rob Parkdale females from Parkdale males.  

    How the hell did these strangers get into the dane in the first place?  They had friends on
    the inside…at the door.  And there was really no rule that strangers could not come to the dance.
    We grew up in the 1950’s when weekly dances were common and  moose rutting performances
    were rather rare.   At my high school, Humberside, the most rebellious activity at my first school
    dance was  passing crocks full of  hard  cider around the dance floor.  Teachers thought it
    was unfermented.   No fights.  The rotgut just made me sick.

    Lots of  pop tunes n 1963 like Johny Cash and  ‘Ring of Fire’…Roy Orbison’s ‘Blue  Bayou’..or Bobby 
    Vinton’s ‘Blue Velvet’.

    Wow, did Johnny Cash ever fire up student dances…opening lyrics reveal much”

    Love is a burning thing
    And it makes a fiery ring
    Bound by wild desire
    I fell in to a ring of fire
    I fell in to a burning ring of fire
    I went down, down, down
    And the flames went higher
    And it burns, burns, burns
    The ring of fire
    The ring of fire



    On that October night in 1963 the gymnasium was quite dark.   And  sometimes the slow dances
    were so magnetic  that bodies seemed bound together…positively charged  magnets.  That was
    a bit of a  concern so we turned  on a few lights.  Not a  popular thing to do.  “Who the hell do
    those new teachers  think they are…police officers…morality officers””  We got some nasty looks.

    “Alison, I  am going to patrol the halls for a few minutes. 
    Will you and  Marjorie be OK in the gym?”
    “Fine.”

    Seemed to me I had better check that no one is smoking in the school.  If anyone was  smoking
    it would be done in the halls.  And sure enough there were a bunch  of boys, maybe 5 to 6
    of them with lit cigarettes in the main hall.   A challenge!

    “Put out those cigarettes, now.”
    “Who says?”
    “I say.”
    “Who the hell are you?”
    “I teach here…placed in charge of this  dance.  No smoking.”
    (mumbled  comments may have been ‘Fuck You’ or some less
    challenging few words.)
    “What did  you say?”
    “Free country…we can say what we want…”Prick!”
    “Are you Parkdale students?”
    (Silence.  They were apparently not our students.  I did  not know for sure.
    And I think  they still held their cigarettes.}
    “OK,  That’s it, boys.  Get out of  here.  Now.  There’s the front door…leave.”
    (I hoped my voice did  not crack as I got tough.  I  am not a fighter…always looked
    to de-escalate confrontations because I had seen too many gang fights as a  kid
    in the late 1940’s when my brother and I were small and lived in the middle of 
    Diufferin Park.   One gang member got hit over the head with a lead pipe as I
    remember.   Bottom line, I was not as  tough as the situation in 1963 escalated
    into something that could  be physical.)
    “Get out.  All of you.  Now.”
    “Teacher.  Think you are a big shot.”
    “OUT!”
    “Bet you haven’t got the guts to come outside with us.”
    “I’ll escort you out.  NOW!”
    “Chicken shit teacher…”
    “OUT!”
    “Come out yourself.”

    This image  captures the tough guys … complete with cigarette…but these are
    not the boys.


    Here I made a big mistake.  The challenge to come outside should have
    been ignored.  But that meant a loss of face and by then Parkdale students
    had gathered around.  So I  went outside with the boys who continued to
    mutter a mixture of  challenges and  obscenities. “Fucking teacher.”
    may have been one of the expressions although the F word was  uncommon
    in the 1960’s.  More likely I  was called a ‘Son of a bitch”.  Either way  the challenge
    had been made and  stupidly I herded the boys  outside.

    Outside .  Jameson  Avenure was dark as  a dungeon. The street was lined with
    magnifcent old Elm trees that filtered the street lights.  Our school had no exterior
    lighting.

    This  was not good.  The boys gradually moved  around me.  Closing off my escape
    route back  to the school.  They were getting ready  to do something.  Maybe pound
    the shit out of me.  Maybe they were bluffing as I was bluffing.   I was  scared but
    kept my back straight.

    “Big tough teacher, eh?”
    “Get out of here.”
    “Afraid  to  do anything but talk…no guts.”
     
    The circle was closing.  I was in bad trouble.  If I touched one of these
    boys then I had taken the first step.  They would be defending themselves.
    No touching on my part, for sure.   But they seemed to intend to do more 
    than touch  me.   I  was trapped.  In the dark.  Strangers.  Hot tempers.
    Maybe girls watching….which  would be a  catalyst for violence.

    Then a  wonderful thing happened.   Now, nearly 60 years  later I remember that]
    moment as if was yesterday.  Out of the darkness behind  me came a voice.

    “Are you having any trouble Mr. Skeoch?””

    And a few Parkdale boys emerged, led by Ted  Spencer who was on our football
    team as  were the other boys who emerged into the filtered  light.  They knew I
    was over my head and might need them if push came to shove.

    The tough guys who were really just older teen agers from another school.  Boys
    with too much testosterone…They just drifted away…melted into the anonymity of
    Jameson Avenue and Queen Street West.  Gone.   As if a mirage.

    “Thanks, Ted, I was in trouble.”
    “No problem, sir, we knew what was happening.”

    Events back  in the gym had  also  taken a turn for the worst.  Well,
    not that bad,  really.  But Alison  Petrie and  Marjorie had their own
    troubles.

    “How are things in the gym, Marjorie?”
    “Not good.”
    “What happened?”
    “Two or three boys were talking to Alison…”So I hear
    you come from the Maritimes, Miss Petrie?”
    “Yes, Nova Scotia.”

    “What’s  wrong with that, Marjorie?”
    “Lots.”
    “Like?”
    “As the boy in front was saying pleasant things,  the boy  behind Alison
    was slowly unzipping her dress…very slowly.”
    “Who? Point them out.”
    “Alison and  I have decided best to let things alone…nothing really
    happened.  The boys thought it was very funny.”

    Eventually the dance ended.  All the lights  came on  and the students 
    dispersed.   That was my  first school dance in which I  had  been
    put in charge.  The  principal and senior teachers were at fault I believe.
    Two new teachers … kids themselves…should never have been put in
    charge of  a  school dance.

    Sad to say but today, in 2020, school dances  are rare.  There might be
    a  sort school dance in an afternoon but a school dance at night seems
    non existent.  Too bad, really.

    Then again there is  no point to dancing any  more.  Why?  Social 
    distancing.  Covid  19  has killed dancing. Can  you imagine dancing with a girl or a boy who are
    sx  feet distanced  from each other.  No chance of them “putting their
    ware and tender bodies” close together.

    alan  skeoch
    August 9, 2020

    Post Script 
     For tje Gppd  Times  was  written in 1970…seven years  after the event
    …but the meaning applies



    “For The Good Times”
    (originally by Kris Kristofferson)

    Don’t look so sad, I know it’s over.
    But life goes on, and this old world will keep on turning.
    Let’s just be glad we had some time to spend together.
    There’s no need to watch the bridges that we’re burning.

    Lay your head upon my pillow.
    Hold your warm and tender body close to mine.
    Hear the whisper of the raindrops,
    Blowin’ soft against the window,
    And make believe you love me one more time,
    For the good times.

    I’ll get along; you’ll find another,
    And I’ll be here if you should find you ever need me.
    Don’t say a word about tomorrow or forever,
    There’ll be time enough for sadness when you leave me.

    Lay your head upon my pillow.
    Hold your warm and tender body close to mine.
    Hear the whisper of the raindrops,
    Blowin’ soft against the window,
    And make believe you love me one more time,
    For the good times.