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  • episode 116 VIOLENCE IN MY LIFE

    Note:  You may be sick of this biography.  Fine.  Don’t read it.  Simple.  


    EPISODE 116   VIOLENCE IN MY LIFE  Part One


    Sometimes  my imagination takes over in my life.  Memory can be faulty but always contains
    a kernel of truth or perhaps some events are so shocking that they get locked into our brains
    and are easy  to recall.  In this picture I must be eight years old.  Visiting our grandparents
    farm which was a very safe place to be in the turbulent 1940’s.


    What you see here is  not remotely connected to my real world.  This picture was taken in 
    western Alaska  in 1959 when an  American Mining company armed  our crew with 30-06
    rifles in case we were attacked by Kodiak  bears.  We never carried the rifles  Just stacked
    them where the helicopter dropped us.  There was no need for violence against the bears…
    their guts were stuffed  with dead  or dying salmon.  Playing guns  as  a child had no 
    connection  with playing guns as an  adult.  Two different worlds that did  not cross.



    alan skeoch
    sept  2020

    Violence is something I have tried to avoid all my life.  I just thought about that
    this morning while wrapped around Marjorie in our bed.  There are people that
    admire violence and try to replicate it in their daily life.  I know that. I have seen
    that.  I have been the receiver of violence on a few rare occasions.  Most of  the
    time I have found ways to avoid violence.  Like running although I cannot find
    a  memory of running away from violence.  I just try to avoid violence whenever
    such a situation arrives.  ‘Chicken shit’, was once the term.

    What in hell’s half acre ever made me think of that this morning?  I have no answer.
    But one violent incident came to mind.  Perhaps the incident should be left to the
    end of this story.  But I am going to put it at the first.  

    University life offered so many things to do other than sit in the library and try
    to become an intellectual like Emmanuel Kant.   Or a writer
    like Hemingway or Steinbeck.   Or even a poet of folk life like Robert Frost.
    Lots  more things to do than read  books in other words.  Best thing was to chase
    after Marjorie.  Not the only thing though.

    So one day I joined a make up basketball team at Hart House.  Victoria college
    boys against University College boys.  Just for fun.  I was  not a basketball star…
    can’t even remember ever getting any points in that career.  

    We were playing fast.  Running up and  down the floor.  Offence then defence. For some
    strange reason a UC kid took offence at one of our players and he hit him with
    his  fist.  Our player hit back.  The two of them tumbled and wrestled with lots of
    expletives like “You son of a bitch” and “bastard” between blows.  It was not nice
    so for some reason I  cannot explain I decided to break up the fight.  To pry them
    apart.  To be the peacemaker, a role I admired in the larger world of the United Nations.

    Peacemaking did not work.  Instead the UC guy turned on me.  He grabbed  me
    by the throat with both hands and began to strangle me.  I remember so clearly
    falling to the floor and looking up at  his face.  I knew him.  At least I knew ‘of him’
    because his family were famous  lawyers in Toronto.  His face seemed joyful.

    He kept pressing on my throat.  Choking me.  For no reason other than the
    love of  violence.  How to survive?   I think I faked  passing out…or maybe
    I did pass out for a moment.  

    I know that memory may seem trivial to any person reading this story but
    it was not trivial to me.  What I saw in his face was  a love of violence.
    He liked beating people up  That was why he played  basketball on that
    winter afternoon at Hart House.  The bible says something about “Blessed
    are the peacemakers for they shall inherit’…something or other.  Not true
    I realized that day

    So this story is going to be about my confrontations with violence in my
    82 years of life on this earth.

    I have avoided violence all my life except maybe in kindergarten.  Seems I dimly
    remember getting pushed  on the stairs at Kent Public School and pushing back
    at some other five year old.  A very misty memory.  Reinforced by the fact the
    teacher commented the fact to my mother.  A tale I find hard to believe.  My 
    only sharp memory of kindergarten was the teacher saying. “All fright children,
    time  for your nap, everyone put your heads on the desk.”  And that is hardly
    a violent memory.  Seemed stupid to go to school and then fall asleep with my
    head  on the desk.  I may have resisted  But I did not rebel.  

    Violence was all around me as a youngster.   The larger world of incredible
    violence  was World  War II of which my brother and I were largely unaware.
    We lived in a climate of  make believe violence for we loved playing ‘guns’
    together.   In the winter of 1944 we built a big snow fort on the front lawn of 
    18 Sylvan Avenue and then defended imaginary attackers with guns made out
    of broomsticks.    This  was not violence nor was it training for violence.  This
    was imagination and fun.   Mom took us to the movies regularly where we watched
    Slip Mahoney and the Bowery Boys act out silliness.  Then walking home in
    the dark on Fall or winter evenings  Eric and I would play ‘guns’ without even
    thinking of the deeper meaning of  that foolishness.  I remember being shot
    by Eric on one of those nights…imaginary bullet hit me…and I died in a
    great dramatic sprawl through a pile of leaves ready to be burned. Lucky
    I did not land on some dog turds.  But the drama was great.  Made greater
    by a woman  passing by who  really thought I was hurt badly or dead.
    Until mom came along saying, “Just the boys playing guns”
    We  lived  in a cocoon of non violence at home.  Protected and  secure
    and loving.  Made so mostly by mom but reinforced by Dad when the horses
    were not running at Dufferin  Racetrack across the park from our house.


    Mom  and dad seemed pleased  with having a  baby around.   So they wove a cocoon around me…and later around Eric.


    Mom made all our clothes.   She also enriched our imaginations.  Dad was a gambler and the kind of  father
    I wished most children could have had.  Eric  and I remember them both with great affection. They protected us.


    Eric and I loved playing guns.   It was  an  imaginary world for us.  Occasionally the two worlds  collided  as in this picture taken
    at the cannon that protects Howard House in High Park from American invaders.  We  were around  10 or 11 years  old.


    Outside the cocoon there was violence.  The real world scared me.  People 
    did nasty things to each other in that real world.
    It was easy to separate the two  worlds by the way.   Some psychological
    whizz bangs will say I am wrong.   Will believe that imagination can be
    a learning ground for violence.  Bull shit!

    Comfort…security…non-violence.  Encouraged by Grandma and Grandpa Freeman who provided an escape from
    the gang warfare we  witnessed in Dufferin Park in the postwar years of the 1940’s


    At Kent Public School I could have gotten the shit knocked out of me
    were it not for my friend Karl Slalberg.  Karl and his mom lived in a
    tiny apartment…two rooms I think…in a house on a street north of Bloor
    St.   I know that because his mom had  me over a couple of times.
    Karl got into some kind of trouble.  “Juvenile  Delinquent” was the term
    used I think.   That mystified  me because he was such a nice kid.  No father
    around.   But Karl protected me.  Funny because he must have  been the
    same age  as me.  Perhaps Grades 3 or 4 when we were 8 or 9  years old.

    “Alan, we could earn a lot of marbles with this cigar box.”
    “How?”
    “Cut little pieces out … some big, some small…all holes in
    which a marble could get through with difficulty.”

    “Oh, that game.  The big boys play it every day at recess…lots of
    cigar boxes put against the wall.  Get the  marble through the hole
    and  win  “Two  for  One” for the big hole or “Five for One” for the little 
    hole.  Miss the holes and lose your marble.  Most of us lose our marbles.”

    “Right.  So let’s set up our own cigar box.  Win lots of marbles.”

    So we did.  Karl got the cigar box ready…cut the holes, wrote numbers
    above the holes.  We took our place against the school wall and invited
    marble gamblers to take chance.  Big payoff…maybe five to one or higher.
    Karl left me in charge of the cigar box often.  One particular time, however,
    got ground into my memory.  I stood beside the box and a big guy..maybe
    a kid as ancient as ten or eleven years old…this big guy rolled his marble
    right into the big pay off hole.  I owed him ten marbles.  Ten marbles!
    I had no marbles.  We expected to earn marbles.  We expected  marble
    gamblers to lose most of the time.  We expected  to build  up our capital
    starting at zero.

    “OK, kid, you owe me ten marbles.”
    “I can’t.  I have no marbles.”  I said weakly, my knees trembling.
    “Pay up!”  he  demanded.  

    Then things got really nasty.  Other boys gathered around.  I was about to
    be punched when Karl arrived.  He was a great fighter.  An even better threatener.
    Nothing happened.   Maybe Karl said he would pay tomorrow or just Karl’s
    presence defused  the situation.   I learned a big lesson that day.  A couple of big 
    lessons.  First, do not make promises you cannot deliver.  Second, violence
    is easy to trigger…harder to reduce.

    I know this sounds silly but the memory is clear…75 years after the fact.

    I had an even earlier memory of violence.  A memory that today I find hard
    to believe.  Did this really happen?  Grade one maybe.  Six or seven years old.
    Our nice teacher  gave all of us a cucumber from his  garden.  Male teacher I
    seem to recall although that does not matter.  A cucumber.  Small one.  What a
    prize.  But how can I get it home for mom?   

    Getting home each day was difficult because I had to cross through Dufferin
    Park.  That meant crossing the ravine that ran  at right angles blocking the route to our house
    In 1944 or 1945.  Our house at 18 Sylvan Avenue was  almost right inside the
    park.  It has been demolished now sadly.   Crossing that ravine was like crossing
    no man’s land in our imaginary world of cops  and robbers or cowboys  and Indians.
    Only this ravine was real and the boys hiding there were very real.

    Often They frisked  me to see what they could steal.  Getting the cucumber home
    was going to be very difficult.  I  seem to remember even being stripped in these
    no man’s land  confrontations.  Could  I get the cucumber home for mom?
    How?   Then a solution came to me.  My shoe!   I hid the cucumber in my shoe
    and managed to get it home.  It must have been a small cucumber but it was a
    great victory.   The violence .. potential violence .. in that ravine remains a
    powerful memory even today.   

    Must be true because the City Parks sent a crew to cut down the bushes and
    trees in that ravine.  Today  it is just a dip in the grass of Dufferin Park.  Some’
    of the ravine has been in filled with subsoil to make a skating rink.  Did the
    city do this because of the dangers.  Or is that just my imagination.  Did  any of
    this really happen?  It must have.  How big was that cucumber in my shoe?  Did
    I walk with a fake limp?  Would mom make us a cucumber sandwich?

    Dad made a lot of mistakes in his life…some of which I have told in earlier
    Episodes.  Most of them were funny in retrospect.  But one that I remember
    was anything but funny.

    “Red, can you babysit the boys tonight”
    “What?”
    “I  will be working late.”
    “OK…Harumph”

    Dad did not play games with us.  He treated us as miniature adults
    really or as interlopers who got between him and the horses racing
    at Dufferin Racetrack.  He would have preferred to take us to the racetrack
    but no horses were running at night.

    That particular night he decided to fill in the time by taking us to a
    movie at the Doric theatre down at College and  Dufferin.  Dad  was not
    a motion picture movie buff.  He  did not even look at what was
    playing.  Mom, on the other hand, pre selected our movies as
    mentioned earlier.

    I will never forget that Doric movie. It scarred me for life  I came out
    terrified.  I wanted to run out before it ended but Dad  made me stay.
    I think he was half asleep.   

    This memory is graphic.   Not imaginary.  I can see in my mind the time
    and the place.  The dark night .  The Doric  theatre which was a run down 
    movie house.   What I remember clearest however was the horror of that film.
    Some sinister people operated a dual business.   They performed civil
    marriages … couples in love tying the knot.  Loving  couples.  Especially
    couples with no kinfolk to get in the way.  After the marriage ceremony
    the couples were murdered.  Their bodies kept in a dark place at the 
    back of the business.  Why murdered?  So they could  be robbed I think.

    The murders terrified me so  much that for weeks, months afterward
    I would not go to a movie theatre.  Not even a silly Bowery Boys movie.
    I had nightmares about the movie and  still do.  

    I think Dad thought I was a bit touched in the head.  He did not
    see the movie.  Mom wondered what had  happened as I was  white
    in the face and trembling.  Gutless some of you might say.  I did  not
    like violence.

    We saw lots of violence.  Eric and I.  It was all centred  in Dufferin Park
    where groups of ‘big guys and  big girls”  congregated.   
    Dufferin Park was  Beanery Gang territory.  Lots of things happened
    there.  Seems I remember being under a forsythia bush in the ravine 
    watching two people tossing around each other in sexual paradise.
    That memory must be close to reality as well since Eric and I collected
    used  safes at one point.  (Sheiks was the brand name as I remember).

    “Mom, they make great balloons.”
    “Don’t touch those dirty old things.”
    “But mom!”
    “Garbage..put them in the garbage now.”

    The jumping around under the forsythia bushes did  not seem that violent.

    The violence came when the Junction gang invaded  Beanery Gang territory.
    Gangs fought viciously.   Gang fights?  Was it plural…i.e many gang fights.
    Or was it just one  gang fight that we saw.  Likely just one which my  imagination
    has pluralized.  

    It was very violent.  Weapons were involved Knives and lead pipes….perhaps
    baseball bats.  Which memories  are most graphic.  Which memories are likely real
    in other words.   One stands out.  A gang member was trying to protect his girlfriend
    …fighting some guy face on when another guy came up from behind and hit him
    over the head with a lead pipe.  He dropped to the ground.   Another incident
    occurred near our house on Sylvan Avenue when a police officer caught one of the
    gang members and  had him spread eagled on the squad  car hood.

    How true was this?   The strange thing is that I cannot find written records
    of these gang fights.   Seems  they would be big news.   Are they only in my mind.

    So graphic to me.  Just down Gladstone Avenue was the home of the Simmons
    family whose boys were gang members as I remember.  Toenails Simmons was
    in jail I think.   His brother showed Eric and  I how to make a knuckle duster
    out of a  sharpened roofing nail and some white  medical tape.  

    “Just hone the nail to a sharp point with a file…needle point…then
    put the flat part of the nail on your finger.  Bind it there  by winding 
    white tape around it.  Make sure the tape covers the sharpened 
    point.  If a fight happens then your fist becomes a  better weapon . one 
    blow with the fist and the nail pops through and cuts the other guy.”

    Mom feared Eric  and  I would  get drawn into the gangs.  That 
    was why we moved  to 455 Annette Street in 1948 or 1949.
    How she managed to do that is one of the wonders of our lives.
    She did it …bought a small rather begraggled house in a very nice
    neighbourhood.

    END PART ONE:  VIOLENCE IN MY LIFE

    P>S.   I nearly forgot the Robertson’s Candy Truck heist.  That was also 
    a lesson in violence.  Rather a lesson in how to avoid violence.  Eric  and
    I witnessed  a bunch of boys stealing boxes  of candy bars from the
    back  of the Robertson Candy truck.  They got a few boxes and then ran
    like hell down Dufferin.   We knew who they were.  We saw  what happened.

    A policeman came and asked for witnesses and  Eric and  I did the 
    right thing.  Or the wrong thing.  

    “Any witnesses?” said the cop
    “We saw what happened”
    “Did you see who stole the the candy?”
    “Yes.”
    “Do you know where they live?”
    “Yes.”
    “Will you take me there?”
    “Yyyyes.”  (less confident voice)

    So he  drove us down to the thieves house on Dufferin just
    below College St.  The policeman knocked on the door and
    a woman answered.  

    “Do you have boys?”
    “I do.”
    “Can I see them for a moment?”
    (two boys came to the door)
    “Are these the boys that stole the boxes candy?”

    That was when I became aware that Eric and i had
    made a big mistake.  We were snitching big time.  
    We were also inviting violence if these boys decided
    to get even.  We were scared.    Nothing bad really
    happened.  We were not punched out as I remember
    but we were scared.  We deserved to be punched out
    I thought. 

    Since then I believe that policeman was not thinking
    straight by putting Eric and I in  danger.

    P.P.S.   In another disgusting moment of potential  violence
    I became  aware of the courage of my brother.  We had
    been surrounded  in the park by a group of tough kids.
    We knew them but did not associate with them.  I think I
    best not tell the full story however.  Suffice it to say they
    had disgusting plans for us.  First they picked on Eric and
    he Refused their orders no matter what.  And he
    was prepared to fight even if outnumbered and likely to lose…
    even with my help.  I had thought the wiser course was to
    run away but that would  have been difficult.   They backed
    down eventually so nothing really happened except I was proud
    of my brother.  These same boys  had broken into a fort
    we had made out of wooden barrels and scrap  lumber.
    They used the fort as a toilet.


  • EPISODE 115: INVADER? HUGE COHO SALMON CAUGHT BY ANDREW SKEOCH, SEPT. 5, 2020, PORT CREDIT


    EPISODE 115   INVADER CAUGHT!  HUGE COHO SALMON CAUGHT BY ANDREW SKEOCH, SEPT. 5, 2020, PORT CREDIT, ONTARIO



    alan skeoch
    sept. 9, 2020

    “Dad, just caught a big one  this morning….about a mile out in the lake.”
    “Holy Cow, what is it?”
    “Big Coho Salmon…lots of them down deep…These Coho’s love dining on the little alewives.”

    “What are you going to do with it?”

    “Already done….I got the remains of my lure out of its mouth then put it back in the lake.”
    “So what kind of a fisherman are you?”
    “Catch and Release…guess I would be called a sport fisherman.”
    “Why do it?”
    “Because  these big salmon…the Cohos and the Chinooks…they  put up a real  fight when  snagged…takes
    a lot of work to get this Coho hanging from my index finger…a lot of work.:
    “I hear the Coho’s are an invasive species…not natural to the Great Lakes.”
    “True.”
    “Don’t they disrupt the natural balance of underwater  life.   What has happened to the giant lake Trout
    that were once the top predators?”
    “Some are still around.  A breeding group are  still in a spot in Lake Superior”
    “Ever caught one?”
    “Sure.  Not much fun though.”
    “Fun?”
    “No challenge catching a big Laker.  They just float up to the boat.  Often  dead by the time they are landed…no point in
    catch and release.”
    “Why don’t they fight like your big  Coho.”
    “Bladder problem.  They live in the deep  water…200 to 300 feet down.  When caught and hauled up their bladders expand
    and pretty well knocks them out.  The Cohos on the other hand burp as they come up.”
    “Burp?”
    “Bladders adjust to shallower water.  So  they come up mad as  hell and ready for a fight.”
    “Looks ugly enough.”
    “These big salmon are all muscle…the giant Lake Trout have  a lot of fat.  Some old Lakers have been
    weighed at 200 pounds.   They can live for a hundred years.   These Cohos have a short life spent gorging
    on alewives.

    “Seems a shame to let an invasive species  like that Coho loose in the great Lakes…must have
    changed the whole ecology of the Great Lakes.   They must gobble  up all the small fish.”



    “They do…and that is  why they are here…to eat the alewives by the ton.”
    “Dad, look up that guy Tanner…a Yank from Michigan   He changed the Great Lakes…totally.  He dropped  in these  Cohos and
    also Chinooks…two kinds of salmon from the Pacific.  The  alewives were killing the Great Lakes  fishery.  By the time Tanner
    came  along  90% of the fish life in all the Great Lakes were alewives.”

    “What is an alewife.?”

    “Another invasive species that thrived in our waters.  Small…might be called a bait fish. Spend their lives eating fish eggs…killing the natural fish that way.   Seemed they could 
    not be stopped because our natural predators…the big Lake Trout the lurked  deep down…were being sucked to death by another
    invasive specie…the Sea Lamprey….ugliest thing in the Great Lakes.  Sort of a snake with a head full of Velcro.   They feasted
    on our Lake Trout.  Swam up alongside  them and ‘zap’ they shoved that Needle toothed most into the Lakers and  sucked their
    blood until they weakened  and died   One lamprey could kill 40 pounds of Lakefish in a season.  With no predator fish the alewives
    multiplied into the millions…billions.  So many that a few lost to Lampreys was insignificant..”

    “Have you ever caught a Coho with a Lamprey attached?”

    “Occasionally.  We are ordered to kill any Lamprey we catch.  Never release them. God, are they ugly.  Killers.”

    “How did the lampreys and alewives get into the Great Lakes in the first place.?”

    “Canals.   We built some great canals.  The Erie Canal in New York State was a highway for the alewives from the 1840’s.  Then
    the Welland  Canal and St. Lawrence Seaway became super highways for he lamprey.   We did it to oursleves.    We murdered
    the Great Lakes by overfising and by opening those  canals.

    “…Dad, why don’t you look up that guy Tanner.  He saved the Great Lakes.”

    “What’s  his first name?”

    “I’ve forgotten.  But I remember one thing he said just before he dumped the first Coho or  Chinook  Salmon into the Lake Michigan watershed.”

    “What?”

    “He was flying over Lake Michigan and notice a huge white  thing floating on he surface.  He asked the pilot what it was. “Those alewives,,,
    millions of them die when water temperature changes. They float.”   Tanner asked the pilot to bank the plane and go lower for a better
    look. The  white patch was  seven miles long and half a mile wide.  Millions…billions of dead alewives.”  Tanner never forgot that sight.
    By the 1950’s and 1960’s the
    Great Lakes were packed with alewives.  Often there were so many dead alewives on some beaches that front end loaders and
    dump trucks had to be hired to scoop them up and bury them in pits.  Something had to be done and Tanner was the man that changed everything.  Look him
    up, Dad.”

    I spent the months of studying the impact of invasive species on our Great Lakes. There are many fascinating stories about the changes in biomass in the
    Great Lakes.  Some stories are very disturbing.  No story is quite  as dramatic as the story of Howard Tanner.  Normally I would like to tell the story in my own
    words but the words of Lou Blouin, writer and public radio producer, are so good…so dramatic…so multi-faceted that I have quoted him below.

    NOTE:  HOWARD TANNER BROUGHT ABOUT “ONE OF THE BIGGEST BIO-MANIPULATIONS THE PLANET HAS EVER SEEN.”

    BELOW  IS THE FULL STORY OF  HOWARD  TANNER 
     

    Featured in the November 2015 issue of Traverse, Northern Michigan’s Magazine.

    Howard Tanner is not a man who likes to talk about himself. But there are moments when he can’t help but beam with some degree of self-satisfaction. Like the time he was just coming ashore from fishing and a 10-year-old boy identified him simply as “the man who invented salmon.” The latter isn’t such a bad shorthand for what actually happened. Because the fish that many assume has always been here is only in the Great Lakes because Tanner said it should be.

    The clock hanging on the wall of Howard Tanner’s dining room—the one he insists every guest pay a visit—is little more than a rectangular piece of wood, heavily lacquered, with thin gold hands. It has the look of something that was made in a trophy shop—which is appropriate, given that it’s really more of a plaque than a timepiece. Lean in closely, and you’ll see it is an award from the Freshwater Fisheries Hall of Fame; a memento documenting the day, according to a small inscription, that Tanner was “eternally enshrined” in fishing history.

    “Doesn’t it sound like I’m already dead?” Tanner, now in his early 90s, shouts from his chair in the living room.

    His morbid quip is clearly a well-worn joke—an attempt, perhaps, to blunt pride with a little self-deprecating Midwestern modesty. Because, in truth, Howard Tanner has been “eternally enshrined” for good reason. Some have dubbed his work of the 1960s as nothing less than the largest and most successful biomanipulation project ever attempted.

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    Howard Tanner

    Meet Howard Tanner

    Hear Tanner’s own version of the story and he’ll tell you he was simply in the right place at the right time. The Michigan native and fisheries biologist who grew up in Bellaire had returned home after several years in Colorado to take the head job at the fisheries department at the Michigan Department of Conservation. In 1964, there were certainly more uplifting jobs he could have moved his young family across the country for.

    By mid-century, the Great Lakes had become, by many measures, an ecological disaster zone. Invasive species had devastated lake trout, the Great Lakes’ native trophy fish, and overfishing was finishing off what was left. Pollution had grown so intense that environmental groups were collecting dead, oil-soaked ducks from the Detroit River and dumping them on the lawn of the State Capitol. Rotting alewives were washing up on Lake Michigan beaches in a layer described as “a foot thick and 300 miles long.” And the Department of Conservation’s strategy for dealing with any of it, to the extent that there was a strategy, had been labeled a disaster. So when Tanner took the helm, he did so, he admits, aided by low expectations. In fact, as he remembers it, he was only given one directive: To “do something,” and if he could, “make it spectacular.”

    As it turned out, Tanner was well-practiced in dealing with loose instructions. Back in Colorado, regulations were thinner and bureaucracy more flexible within the fisheries division. “I wouldn’t say it was the Wild West exactly, but there certainly was a Western style,” Tanner remembers. As he talks, you can tell he has a certain degree of fondness for the time he accidentally got shot with a cyanide gun, or the winter he almost died in an avalanche. Official work, he says, often evolved into leisurely fishing trips where missions were accomplished with the aid of relaxed campfires and plenty of beer. Ecologically, his team played fast and loose with the rules as well, experimenting with all sorts of “crazy things”—for one, introducing non-native species into lakes and reservoirs. One of Tanner’s team’s most unusual and promising experiments in Colorado had been introducing Pacific salmon—a saltwater fish—into freshwater. Despite skepticism that a saltwater species could adapt to freshwater, the salmon thrived and the fishermen loved it.

    Now back in Michigan, faced with new challenges, Tanner began wondering if salmon could play a role in restoring some the Great Lakes’ former glory. Void of a top predator fish, the lakes had become ecologically and economically unviable—overrun by smaller, non-native fish like the alewife. Fish that the public actually wanted to catch were on the wane. If introduced, Tanner thought, the salmon could give the Great Lakes a much-needed new kingpin—and give the people of Michigan one of the world’s top trophy fish right on their doorsteps.

    To be clear, what Howard Tanner was now contemplating was nothing less than the intentional introduction of a non-native Pacific species to the largest freshwater system in the world. And when he worked up the nerve to start speaking publicly about his idea, people were quick to raise concerns. First and foremost, no fisheries biologist had ever attempted to manage water even close to this size. In Tanner’s case, his master’s degree program had put him in charge of a 27-acre lake; his doctoral program, six lakes—the largest of which was six acres. Lake Michigan alone was 23 million acres. “It was like somebody who had gotten good at raising geraniums in flower pots was now being given a cattle ranch,” Tanner says.

    There were also logistical questions. Some argued salmon would die in freshwater or simply head into the St. Lawrence River and out to the open ocean. Others pointed to the many failed attempts to introduce salmon to the Great Lakes dating back to the late 1800s. The plan also faced one giant, undeniable obstacle: coho salmon, the fish that Tanner had identified as the species of choice, simply couldn’t be had. At the time, every single coho egg harvested from the hatcheries of Oregon and Washington were spoken for—part of a grand attempt to re-establish salmon in the heavily dammed Columbia River.

    Then came the phone call.

    Howard Tanner was sitting in his living room, having his usual pre-dinner cocktail. On the line was one of his old Western colleagues. He was calling to let Tanner know there was an anticipated surplus of coho eggs on the West Coast.

    “It was just like the chair fell from under me,” Tanner remembers. “That night, I didn’t sleep much. I just sat there most of the night, thinking, What if … What if?”

    The following morning, he was in his office watching the clock tick. With a three-hour difference between Michigan and the coast, he had to wait until midday to confirm the rumors that coho were available. The hearsay turned out to be true. Still, to get some of the eggs, he and his contacts in Oregon would have to navigate a gauntlet of bureaucracy. On top of that, they were working with an immovable biological deadline: If the surplus coho eggs were going to be viable for hatching and release back in Michigan, the whole plan would have to get every bureaucratic stamp in no more than six weeks. But, in a scenario Tanner can characterize only with words like “miracle,” the approvals came. Within a few weeks, one million coho salmon eggs were on a plane, bound for the Great Lakes. Tanner’s spectacular experiment was now underway.

    Everything happened so fast that Tanner didn’t yet have money for things like fish food. And he didn’t know exactly where he was going to raise the fish once they hatched. Michigan’s hatchery system, which had been largely devoted to restoring lake trout, was 40 years out of date and in no shape to undertake a program of this size. He went to the legislature and asked for a million dollars—half of which he finally won by promising the chair of the Senate Appropriations Committee that 150,000 of the salmon (and the promised economic boom) would land in the senator’s district. Tanner and his team then embarked on a tour of the state’s hatchery system, looking for just the right place to raise the fish. Eventually, the hatchery on the modest Platte River in Benzie Countywas chosen as the spot where the salmon would start their lives—and, theoretically, return to spawn—if everything went according to plan.

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    If everything went according to plan, the young coho would spend a year and a half in the open water before returning to the Platte River in the fall of 1967. And early indications suggested the fish would indeed find their way home. In the fall of 1966, the “Jack” salmon—a small class of precocious fish that spawn a year ahead of schedule—started showing up in Platte Bay, many in a form that astonished Tanner’s Western colleagues and foreshadowed a potentially colossal spawning run the following year. “On the coast, the Jack will maybe weigh a pound and a half or two pounds,” Tanner says. “Some of our fish were coming back at seven pounds. The guys from Oregon just shook their heads and said, ‘You’d better get ready. You’d better get ready.’ ”

    Even today, what happened next still stands as the biggest “big fish” story in Great Lakes history. In late August 1967, tens of thousands of returning salmon suddenly announced their presence—this time without a formal speech. coho rushed into Platte Bay, and the fishermen followed—largely learning of the spectacle by word of mouth. Tanner has aerial photos from that fall showing tiny Platte Bay jammed with 3,000-plus boats, many of them canoes and little aluminum dinghies not suitable for open water. The boats formed a near-solid mass; some fishermen joked you could almost walk from boat to boat and never get wet. And in between, the fish were so thick, they were porpoising out of the water.

    Tiny coastal towns like Honor, Empire and Frankfort suddenly found themselves overrun with tens of thousands of fishermen and wannabe fishermen. The tiny boat launches grew tails of cars and trailers that ran miles long. One man, Tanner remembers, even started a taxi service to ferry people back and forth. Another guy was selling hot dogs. Lures sold out, so people started renting lures. In September, Sports Illustrated even showed up to cover the event they dubbed a “boom on Lake Michigan.”

    People who had never caught any fish of any size like these were catching five, and their tiny little boats were just full of salmon. Nobody had to embellish the stories. It was madness.

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    The impacts of the salmon were huge and immediate. The value of riparian property in the surrounding area doubled almost instantly. Hotels and businesses sprouted up in Michigan’s new salmon country. Tiny Honor, Michigan, population 300, even christened itself the state’s new “Coho Capital.” The joyful hysteria was only briefly interrupted by tragedy on September 23, when the crush of mostly inexperienced anglers ignored small-craft warnings and found themselves overrun by a violent Lake Michigan storm. One hundred fifty boats were swamped; seven people drowned. But it hardly blunted the public’s appetite for salmon. Now, every coastal town’s bait shop and city hall were lobbying for the fish to be planted in the local stream. And the state delivered, stocking millions more coho across the rest of the Great Lakes in the following years, and furiously expanding the antiquated hatchery system to give the people what they wanted.

    Doubling down on its great salmon experiment, the state added an even bigger trophy to the mix of Great Lakes fish the following year. The Chinook salmon was a Pacific species two to three times bigger than the coho, was cheaper to produce, and had a diet that consisted almost exclusively of the hated alewife. Within a few years of the new super-salmon hitting the open water, reeling in a 30-pounder became common. Fishermen loved it. Sunbathers loved the fact that alewives weren’t rotting on their beaches. And the fisheries department kept the big fish coming, flooding the Great Lakes with millions of coho and Chinook every year—the state’s economy, in turn, flooding with the windfalls of a world-class fishery that seemed to have been created overnight.

    “It almost gave us the impression that the system was unlimited,” says Randy Claramunt, a fisheries research biologist with the Michigan Department of Natural Resources. “The more salmon we put in, the more salmon we got out. Literally, we went from zero stocking to almost eight million a year in the 1980s, and we still had record-high harvest levels.”

    By the mid-1980s, there was no arguing that Tanner’s original vision had indeed evolved into something worthy of the word “spectacular.” Just two decades after his coho fingerlings were released into the Platte River, the salmon had brought under control one of the area’s worst invaders, alewives. The sport-fishing industry, previously non-existent, was now valued in the billions of dollars. And people came from all over the country to fish the Great Lakes.

    But the record catches and the new trickle-down salmon economy in which everyone seemed a winner weren’t telling the whole story. Though no one knew it at the time, the Lake Michigan fishery, the crown jewel of the lakes, was beginning to strain. The system did indeed have limits. And without warning, the once-mighty Chinook, the adopted king of Michigan waters, all but vanished almost as quickly as it appeared.

    In a plot twist worthy of the theater, it was the demise of the fish everybody hated that brought down the fish everybody loved. The alewife—the invasive saltwater species that was best known for dying and rotting en masse on Michigan beaches—had given the Chinook salmon what seemed like an endless food supply. In fact, when the salmon program was first conceived, it was never done so as an alewife control program; the small invaders were so prolific that the idea that their populations could be significantly impacted by a predator seemed like wishful thinking.

    In less than two decades, however, the Chinook began to chip away at the alewife’s dominance. In fact, by the early 1980s, alewife biomass in the Great Lakes stood at less than 20 percent of historic highs—largely because of salmon predation. With less to eat, the salmon being reeled in from the lakes started to get smaller and thinner. Then, in the mid-1980s, the already-stressed Chinook was overcome by an outbreak of a mysterious kidney disease, one that would later be linked to the high-density hatcheries unknowingly pushing out diseased fish to keep up with the public’s demand for salmon. Though the less-fished and more-adaptable coho toughed it out, the mighty Chinook soon disappeared from Lake Michigan.

    More than a decade later, the story repeated itself in Lake Huron in an even more devastating fashion. Better rates of natural reproduction and heavy stocking led to a scenario in which the Chinook ate themselves out of an ecosystem. To make matters worse, new invasive species like the zebra and quagga mussels—both of which filtered plankton out of the lake—undermined the alewives’ own food supply. Faced with pressure from both the bottom and top of the food chain, the alewife population collapsed in the early 2000s, the Chinook population following close behind. Stories of big fish harvested from Lake Huron were quickly replaced by those of gas stations, hotels and restaurants going belly-up. There were even stories about charter boat fishermen moving west to try to start over on the Lake Michigan side, where salmon populations had started to rebound.

    The salmon bust revealed new truths that had gradually become latent fundamentals of the salmon program. For one, if the state was going to maintain salmon as a top predator in the Great Lakes, it needed a more nuanced policy than raising as many fish as it could and dumping them into the water. It was also obvious now that the salmon economy had grown too big to fail: The experiment that Howard Tanner had started almost on a hunch had now evolved into a $7 billion economy and a vital tool for restoring balance to the largest freshwater system in the world. More importantly, though, the salmon program had inadvertently ushered in an era whereby the Great Lakes would now be a highly managed entity, and from which there was no turning back.

    Long gone are the days where the only thing limiting the number of salmon the DNR puts in the Great Lakes is how many salmon the hatcheries can produce. Today’s approach to managing salmon has evolved into a highly nuanced, high-tech venture. You can see it on the boat that fisheries biologist Randy Claramunt takes out on Lake Michigan every August, when he heads out to do a census of the lake. One of his favorite tools: A hydroacoustic survey unit that allows him to count prey fish like the alewife, and in turn, figure out how many salmon the lake can support.

    “Less than 15 years ago, it took two months to survey the entire lake,” Claramunt says. “Now we survey the entire lake in less than 10 days. It’s getting to the point where we can almost make annual changes to our salmon stocking rates based on how many prey fish are in the lake.”

    One of Claramunt’s newest research frontiers is getting a better handle on how much natural salmon reproduction is happening in the system. To do that, the fisheries division is now tagging every Chinook salmon that it stocks in the Great Lakes; when an angler catches a tagged fish, he or she turns in its head at their local research station. Knowing how many wild fish are in Lake Michigan lets the fisheries department know how many more hatchery-raised fish they can afford to add to the mix without pushing things out of balance.

    A strategy that involves so much less shooting in the dark is important to avoid periods of boom and bust like the Great Lakes have seen in the past. “The debate over salmon now is whether we can use them as a tool to control things like the alewife, or if they’re just a bomb waiting to go off,” Claramunt says. In particular, many biologists are now fearing the devastating collapse in Lake Huron could be soon be repeated in Lake Michigan. With some of the same biological forces now at work, many are surprised it hasn’t happened already. Zebra and quagga mussels, which undermine the food chain that all fish species depend on, are both abundant in Lake Michigan. Just as in Lake Huron, their pressure on smaller prey fish like the alewife has a direct effect on the Chinook. Indeed, Claramunt’s last two surveys of the lake, which revealed major declines in alewife reproduction, are cause for concern. “Three consecutive failures of prey fish reproduction almost always equates into a predator crash, which is exactly what we are managing to avoid,” he says.

    Some argue, though, it’s not worth all the effort. Many would rather see the fisheries program reorient itself toward a focus on restoration of native species rather than deepening the lakes’ dependence on an introduced species like the salmon. From their perspective, the salmon have done their job: bringing the alewife population under control, and even conveniently pressing their own self-destruct button. Indeed, since the Chinook collapse in Lake Huron, some native species seem to have rebounded, though biologists say this may have more to do with the lack of alewives, which preys on the eggs and juveniles of native species, than the lack of Chinook.

    “Some people would rather see us try to bring the lake trout back,” Randy Claramunt says. “But the question is, can a restored lake trout population control alewives? And before we have that debate, I wouldn’t want to eliminate a fishery that is providing both an economic and ecological benefit in hopes that the lake trout can do the job. As long as we’re going to see invasive species play a major role in shaping the ecosystem, we will have to have fish hatcheries and ways of manipulating the system to mitigate those impacts. And for the foreseeable future, salmon will likely be one of those tools.”

    Howard Tanner, for one, is happy the salmon will keep coming—not just because it’s his legacy, but also because he feels like it’s good management. He still likes to debate such issues, and though long-retired, he still talks about the department’s new ideas for the salmon program in the plural first person, as in “we.” A lifelong fisherman, he still likes fishing for salmon. In fact, every summer, he still makes the pilgrimage to “the Big Lake” in hopes of reeling in another big Pacific fish. Thanks to him, it’s an adventure that’s just a short drive away. So we say, thank you, Howard Tanner.

    Lou Blouin is a writer and public radio producer. He lives in Pittsburgh, where he covers environmental issues on public radio.

  • EPISODE 114 NUBS AND CROOKS…CUCUMBER CONTRACT DISASTER


    EPISODE 114  NUBS  AND CROOKS….CUCUMBER CONTRACT DISASTER

    alan  skeoch
    Sept. 9, 2020



    This a ‘nub’.  We grew a  lot of nubs.  A  nub is  worthless.

    Bob Root said  that farmers have to take risks all the time.  Sometimes the risks pay off but
    a lot of times the risks do not.   Years ago Marjorie, my brother Eric and  I decided  to get
    into real farming by raising cucumbers  for the Matthews Wells pickle factory in Guelph, Ontario.
    Their pickles were sold under the Rose Brand label.  Many of  my readers must have  eaten
    these pickles  at some point.

    How  did  we get into the business?  My cousin Ted Freeman,  was at the
    time in charge of  contracting farmers to grow cucumbers.  His mom and  dad, Frank and Lucinda
    Freeman got a contract and we decided to give it a go  as well.  

    Now just imagine that we were real farmers who needed  a source of income just to pay
    the property taxes or to cover fertilizer costs or maybe just to pay off debtors who were
    hounding  us.  Just imagine we needed the job.  (Forget the fact that Marjorie, Eric
    and I had other jobs that paid our bills.   Imagine we were real young farmers trying
    to make a  living.)

    “Now  Alan, our pickle company really want gherkins…the  smallest cucumbers, maybe
    2 to 3 inches long.”
    “How will we be paid?”
    “AT the end of the summer, maybe October, we will calculate what we owne you after  we
    have measured and weighed you production.”
    “You mean we put up the front end money?”
    “Not entirely, Matthews Wells will give you the cucumber seeds.  After that it is  up
    to you.”
    “How do  our cucumbers get to the factory?”
    “Once a  week a truck will pick up your produce as  long as the sacks are
    placed at the corner  of the fifth line and #5 sidereal with your name.”

    “And Alan do not send any nubs, crooks or oversized.  They are  worth nothing.”

    “Three questions, Ted,  what is a nub?  What is a Crook?  How  big is an oversized cucumber?”

    “Is that a  joke, Alan?”

    It was  not a joke but I never told Ted.  Instead we got ready for our adventure  in real farming.
    We bought a rather decrepit Farmal  A tractor for $400.   First big expense.  Then  we hired  George
    Johnson to plow up our cucumber field.  He did a great job.  Unfortunately we did  not think  of
    harrowing the upturned sod.   So our field was a little bumpy.  Then we got the seed bed  ready  by
    hooking a single furrow plow to the tractor.  Dad was helpful although he thought we were goddamned
    fools.   

    The land  was good.   Nothing had been growing here but twitch grass and timothy for more than two 
    decades.  The soil was ready for cucumbers… to fight the bad weed seeds versus good seeds war.  We helped  by
    weeding.  In no time at all  the cucumber vines were stretching like long garter snakes through
    the field.   

    Up the road,  at Uncle Frank and Aunt Lucida’s farm the cucumber  field was clean as a whistle.
    A whole  bunch of school kids  were hired to pick  cucumbers every day.  “Get the gherkins!”
    I think my uncle and aunt were amused in a kindly way.  “City people will learn something
    about farming this summer.”   They sacked their production…gherkins mostly

    We did  have some  gherkins but they were darn hard to find.  We sacked everything
    in the mistaken belief that even the lowliest cucumber was worth something.  So we
    bagged up quite a few of our specials…nubs, crooks and oversized.  Wow, we raced
    through the field picking whatever we  could.  The cucumbers outraced us.   

    Our sacked production looked good.   But turned out to be nearly worthless.  
    “Alan, those nubs and crooks just go to the dump…along with the oversized.”

    This  is a NUB.   WORTHLESS
    This is an oversized cucumber.  WORTHLESS

    These are Crooks.  WORTHLESS

    Then we got a letter from Matthews Wells.   it ran something like this.  “Dear
    Grower,  this has been a bumper year for cucumber growth.  More cucumbers
    than we can handle.  Only need gherkins but even ghekins are oversupplied
    so we have to cut the price paid to growers.”

    “Look at this!  The  company has  cut the price in the middle of the season.
    How could they do this?”
    “That’s  the nature of  farming.  Prices fluctuate.   You never know  what you
    will be paid  until the end of the season…same for grain, green beans, water melons,
    cattle, sheep or hogs.  The only farmers that get a guaranteed price for their production
    are the dairy farmers.”

    “But we have put a lot of money into this cucumber  field.  We bought a tractor,
    a plow, some sacks, fertilizer, and that old wood wheeled buggy to drag  the sacks
    up the road.   Then there is our labour.  Surely our work is worth something.”

    “We’ll just have to wait and see…come October we will know.  That is when
    the checks  are sent out.:

    YES… and sure as God has made little green apples, a check was sent
    to us.   I think it was for $35.00.   I think the price of seed was taken off at the 
    end of season.  Take price of seed  off this  check.

    Three people, tractor, wagon buggy, sacks, fertilizer, land, … front end costs
    were about 20  times the final  payment.  

    A lesson learned and  never forgotten.  I am  sure our uncle and aunt were
    amused…gently amused….not viciously amused.  They had also had their contract
    reduced.  I am  not sure  if even they made a profit.  I  know it was the last
    year any of  us  grew cucumbers.

    Cousin Ted will correct this account.  He was embarrassed by our failure for
    it reflected on him I imagine.   We  were a  joke and even laughed at ourselves.
    Ted went on to build his own successful business.  He got out of the pickle  game.

    alan skeoch
    Sept. 9,2020

    Springtime nearly here in our cucumber year  This is our transport system.  The wood wheeled Democrat hooked
    to our lovely Formal A garden tractor..  In the background id a barn i was building atop our old barn foundation.
    I hope you love the skill being applied.  The barn collapsed eventually.


    This is  my cousin Ted Freeman  (right) and Eric  Skeoch .. handshake had meaning.   Ted took us through the pickle factory
    before we signed the contract.


    Dad and  I … picture  taken a little earlier when I was still in high school.  Dad
    did not carry that stick to give me a rap on the ass.  He spent most of his time
    laughing at our ignorance about farming.


    P.S.  Perhaps  I should not write this postscript.  Eric got married that summer and
    asked me to be best man.  I took a sack of our nubs, crooks and oversized to the
    wedding feast at the Old Mill in Toronto.  Some people were offended.  I think
    I know why now…but did not at the time.

    P.P.S.  Worse happened.   I loved our little Farmal A tractor.  When winter
    came I tucked it in the cedar hedge beside the back house.  When spring
    came I discovered the block had cracked.  No one ever told me that
    the tractor had no anti freeze.  I nearly cried.  The final blow as it were.

    This is  a picture of a nub and an oversized cucumber.  And also  a picture of a very stupid  farmer.  

  • EPISODE 112 RAY CLOUGH…ROOFER … ECCENTRIC



    EPISODE  112     RAY CLOUGH…AN ECCENTRIC WHO DID OUR FARM ROOF.

    alan  skeoch
    Sept 6, 2020

    Ray Clough…farmer and part time roofer.  I hired him.  A very interesting man.

    This is not Ray’s  house.  Ray’s  place had a good roof.  But the front door was similar…very similar.  Upstairs windows closed  down because
    no one ever went upstairs.


    This was a good farm sale to talk about a roof.  Not far from Ray’s farm.   Might be  where we met and stick up the
    roof  conversation.  Take a look at the next picture.


    An astounding  picture.  someone climbed up that ladder carrying those sheets of  metal  


    I MET Ray at a farm sale much like the sale pictured here.  


    Not far from Ray’s place was another bachelor farmer.  He needed to hire Ray but likely could not afford it.
    How  did he ever get those patches on the barn roof?  Look at that long ladder.  Dangerous way to live.

    When I described the restoration of our farm house by Wayne Shannon, I did not
    mention the roof.

        Before the robbery…before the renovation I hired Ray Clough to put a steel roof over
    the asphalt shingles.  Ray was not a roofer.  He was a farmer over near Ospringe. 
    A very unconventional chap.  The kind of person I admire.  His  own man as they say.
    Ray put a new roof on the farm all by himself.  How he did it mystified me.  Great long
    sheets of ribbed  steel.  Green.  How could Ray manhandle the sheets up to the roof
    and then pound in lead headed roofing nails.  He only had two hands.  I never
    saw anyone help him.  Must have  been helpers. Matter of fact I never saw him doing the roof.  It was
    done in the same week I hired him.  While I taught school, Ray hammered the roof in place.


    This is not Ray nor is it our farm house roof but the picture gives  some idea of the danger involved.



    After Ray finished  the job, he asked  if he could live in the house.  That was a 
    surprise.   A bigger surprise came one Halloween night when Marjorie was having
    a bunch of her women friends in the house for a grand  supper.  Darkness. There was a nock
    on the door.   Jean or Cathy or Elizabeth opened the door and there was Ray.  Just standing there. She screamed and
    called Marjorie.  Ray had one set of clothes and a Fedorah hat that had seen far
    better days. He did not shave as often as some men do.  He was single.  Women
    scared him … especially when they scream. The night was dark and Ray just
    disappeared into the darkness.  He expected to see me. “He said nothing, Alan,…
    just faded into the night.  I think we scared him.”

    Then a day or so later…payment.

    “Marjorie, you just stay in the car while  I pay Ray  for the roofing job.”
    “Why?”
    “Ray lives  alone.?
    “So?”
    “He may not be a fastidious as me.”
    “You?  That’s a laugh. I do all the cooking and cleaning.  I even cut the grass.”
    “Now I know you get my meaning.”

    Ray invited me  in via the woodshed  doorway.  The front door had not been used
    for years.  it was  hard  to even see the door as some great wild shrubs had taken over.
    The woodshed was the closest way to the barn where Ray had his cattle.  No need
    for a front door.  Ray was efficient.  There was a foot trail to and from the barn. There
    was also a  foot trail in the kitchen.  Ray’s path over the worn linoleum led  to great greasy 
    stove…blackened with old grease.  Then from stove to his big easy chair which
    was worn and tufted here and there.  The floor was black except for that trail from back door to stove to
    the big easy chair.  
      As  I mentioned  Ray was not fastidious.

    This is not Ray’s kitchen   Same kind of stove.  Ray’s was better than this



    A year or so later,  Ray died.  Alone.  On his farm.  Marjorie and I went to his auction 
    sale.  I do not know who dealt with his estate.  Not much in terms of household goods.  Not much that anyone would want.
    Someone suggested a tour of the house.  I think I dissuaded  Marjorie from going.
      
    In conclusion.  I hope my story about Ray is seen the way I see it.  This is  not a put down.  I really
    liked him. Marvelled at our new roof.  I wish I had taken the time to find  out more about him.  Cousin Helen Parkinson 
    and husband Bill lived on a farm near Ray as did  Shirley (Awrey) Freeman and cousin Ted.  So did  Barb and  Bob Root 
    (‘Rooter’) I am sure they knew Ray  because their farms  are close.
    Perhaps they will make a  comment.

    Take a close look at Ray.  His face. Not his clothes.  That is  a  nice face.  The creases are
    warm creases.   The eyes are amused eyes.  Ray shaved  every other day. His hat must be a farm heirloom.
    The  hat was not put in the auction sale.  if it was  there I would have  bought it.

    Ray believed in layered clothing.  Count the layers.



    alan skeoch
    Sept. 7  2020



  • EPISODE 111 “ALAN, NEVER LET YOURSELF BE HOSTAGE TO FORTUNE.”

    EPISODE 111   ALAN, NEVER  LET YOURSELF BE HOSTAGE  TO FORTUNE.


    alan skeoch
    Sept. 6 , 2020

    OUR farm house  was built around 1870 or 1880.   The owner at the time had very little money…he had to cut corners as we discovered
    in the renovation a century later.   The design was  common … available plans in Eaton’s catalogue. Mom, grandma and their dog Punch
    on front lawn.

    We inherited the farm in 1958.  Condition? Not so good.   We could barely afford to look after our 
    city house.

    Our family around  1958 when we inherited the Freeman farm.  We were not wealthy so owning property like the farm
    was a  novel and frightening thing.  Only later, around 1990 could Marjorie and I afford to renovate…and even then it
    took the shock of the robbery to force us into action.   Picture: left to right…Eric, Elsie (Freeman) Skeoch, Alan, Arnold (Red) Skeoch
    We laughed a lot…in this case someone broke wind  Just as  I set the camera  for a delayed picture.


    Months after the farm robbery we had to give  serious thought to the farm future. 
    Should we keep the farm  or  put it up for sale like was happening to so many
    other historic farms.  The debate was just awful.

    THE choice?  Sell everything  or pour a lot of money into restoration of the farm house.
    Depressing thoughts.   The loss of so much. Family treasures gone.    The usual ‘poor me’
    comments by persons who have been robbed.   grieving that deep
    sense of loss when someone you love is gone.  Anger.  Feeling violated.  All
    that and more.  For the first few hours. 

     Then the clouds of doubt cleared away.

    Granddad  made small wheelbarrows for us.  Note the sad dog house in the  background.  Fancy living on a farm?  Not so much.


    Then I thought of Evan Cruickshank who had such a powerful influence on my life.
    “Crooky” had been our history teacher at Humberside.  A man of deep intellect.
    And later he hired both Eric and me as  history teachers at Parkdale Collegiate in
    west central Toronto.  I got to know him really well as did Marjorie.  Respect and
    friendship.   “Crusher” Cruickshank had many words of  wisdom which he shared
    Never heavy handed sharing.  Never patronizing.  

    Our robbery was hurting.  At its worst when I suddenly remembered “Crooky’s”
    comment regarding material things in life.  “Alan, never let yourself be hostage
    to fortune.”  Said another way.  “Never let things own you.  If you do you will
    have an unhappy life.”                                                                               

    We were grieving the loss  of the furniture and everything else in the house.  What we
    should have been thinking about was the house itself and the future direction we would take.   

    NOTE:  The term hostage to fortune means that wealth, family, possessions can hold
    us hostage.  Crooky added ‘Never be’ to ‘hostage to fortune’ which I believe meant
    to never let the material things in life hold you hostage.  Do not worship your wonderful car, 
    for instance.

    I am not sure this  point if clear.  We decided to put our money into a dream rather
    than  save it for who knows what .   Maybe that is  not even clear.  We took action.
    That is  clear.


    Many many Ontario farm houses that were built far better than ours have been destroyed.  

    SO A  DECISION WAS MADE:  WE WILL RESTORE THE FARM HOUSE

    “Let’s do it…restore the farm house.”
    “That means a total gutting  of the interior.”
    “Give the job to Kevin and Andy…strip back to the bricks.”
    “The boys will enjoy it…demolition and teen agers go hand  in hand.”

    1)  So  Andrew and Kevin using crowbars, sledges,  hammers and a wheelbarrow
    began stripping away the plaster which was already in decay…then the lathe  
    some of which was even ancient split lathe.  Wheelbarrow  loads were dumped
    outside.

    2) Beneath the plaster they discovered that our brick farm house was really
    not a brick house at all.  Underneath was a barn frame…heavy hand hewn beams
    pegged together as was the custom in 1870.  This was not a house at all.  Had
    we depended on the bricks to hold the ouse up then there would  be no house.
    The bricks were soft as a baby’s bum.  They had been shaped and  fired less
    than  a mile away near #5 sidereal.  Weak.  I wondered why other brick  farm houses
    had  collapsed  and  ours did not.  Now  I knew. Ours was  a barn.

    3) But  The big beams had not been  made here.  No group of men with broad axes
    had  spent a year or more preparing white pine beams.  No.  Our farm house
    was made from beams  collected here and there across the township in 1870 or so.
    How did  we know?   Because many beams had burn marks.  The beams had
    been gathered from older burned out buildings…barns, drivesheds.   

    4) Nothing special about the beams.  The great floor beams were only rough
    hewn on one side…sometimes two sides.  The other sides still had the bark.
    This house was not an example of fine art carpentry.  

    5) The board  floors had been worn to nubs by hundreds of feet over the century.
    The nubs were the knots.  Harder than the planks and therefore when worn and 
    stamped on left a wavy floor that I always found charming.  But it had to go and
    so the boys got crowbars to lift the ancient slabs.  Too bad.  Loved  the old floor.

    6) They made one amazing discovery.  Hard to believe I  know.  The centre of
    the house was held up by one long carved beam.  Crucial piece to which  all
    the other beams were attached directly or indirectly.  “Guess  what, Dad?”
    “What?” “The main beam hangs in the air.”   The main beam never touched
    the ground.  It was free standing.  How that happened we will never know.  had
    we not stripped the walls that fact would remain a little secret.  How the roof
    held up for 130 years or more I will never understand.   

    Ricky the  Raccoon was a pet of ours until he  reached puberty when all things changed.  While young Ricky would scamper up our
    shoulders to sit on our heads.  Here he is being gently removed by David S.

    Did Ricky the Racoon sneak back and  take up residence behind the plaster and lathe of the farm house?  Not likely.  We let him
    go in a farm field  far away.  But raccoons are smart.

    7) That was  only one discovery.  There were others.  Like finding a nest
    of raccoons in the upper bedroom wall.  They had  made the house a home
    for years it seems.  And then there were the red squirrels who can chew there
    way into any house.  Mice, of course.  A plentiful supply that the garter snakes
    must have found convenient food.  A bunch of snakes lived in the field stone
    foundation.  They may still be there since the foundation was  never changed only
    braced.

    8) The basement floor was dirt.  Hard packed dirt.  Three rooms down there, each
    with a function but all with dirt footing.  In spring this cellar was wet…pooled water
    often.  But the walls held.  One room had big dirt floored stalls…one for coal, one for potatoes,
    carrots, etc.   The other room Grandma called “the Dairy’ where she kept food in
    the cool dark.  Slabs of beef hung here which was why I liked to slather our meals
    with Worcester Sauce.   I never trusted the Dairy.  No good reason.  Grandma and
    Grandpa Freeman lived here deep in their 90’s.  The other big cellar room
    had an old  but huge cook stove with a pipe hole exit carved into the foundation.  This was
    grandma’s ‘summer kitchen’ but was never in use when we were growing up. There
    was a rickety staircase and  a trap door that gave access to the main house.
    Granddad  had  his carpenters tools there as well.   As a kid  I stole one of his
    chisels and got caught.  I ran and  hid  in the tall summer grasses and golden rod
    on that day.  Humiliated because  I was caught.   I still have the chisel somewhere.
    Granddad gave it to me.  He was a master craftsman.

    9) Kevin and Andrew also had to clean out the attic…a long unfinished room
    that ran eastwards from the upstairs bedrooms where the raccoons lived.
    That attic was  a wonderful treasure trove.  For most of  my pre teen years I explored this
    room endlessly.  For years it was full of spinning wheels,  walking wheels and  all
    the wool processing things of the 19th century and other treasures that were to me
    a mystery.  I remember when most of that stuff suddenly was gone. “OH, Elsie (my 
    mother), a wonderful man came by and paid  us money for the things in the attic.”
    “How much?” “Ten dollars”  Bastard.

    10)  The scavenger missed a 1920’s “skin” book called  Smokehouse.  Lots of rather
    off colour jokes and some suggestive drawings of stockings with legs in them … at least 
    as I remember.  And, oh yes, the explosive novel “Tobacco Road” by Erskine Caldwell.
    At tale of poverty and prejudice in the American  south.  That book  would even be
    scandalous in today’s liberal world.  It was  falling apart as  it had been read  and  re read
    and  re read again by me.

    11) So the house was stripped bare…a shell. No, a  folderol i.e. A barn within a brick house.
    Now we had to find a builder.  By good fortune we noticed a truck  while getting ice cream cones
    in Erin.  WAYNE SHANNON, BUILDER    No beating around the bush we hired him to renovate
    and reconstruct the farm house.   He  had some great ideas.  Open concept.

    12) And  he said  a couple of things I had  not counted upon  “Where do you want the bathroom?”
    My response  was “What  bathroom?”…because we had a perfect backhouse I had  built.  Marjorie
    chimed  in and so we got two bathrooms.  His next question was about the trap door to the
    cellar.  “Of course we will close that trap door and put a stairway to the cellar.” “What? I love that
    trap door.”  Then everyone chimed in so  we got a stairway.  And  another question I had not
    counted upon was the furnace.  “What furnace? Isn’t the old wood stove good enough?” That 
    thought was also put to rest when Wayne found us a good electric  furnace.* (Note..furnace
    will be subject of  major story later…a story so  big that my picture replaced the Sunshine Girl
    on the Toronto Sun.  No  vanity involved…just a very bitter fight with Hydro One)

    13) Wayne and his worker crew spent the whole winter changing the farm house. What a
    terrific job they did.   The house became a home.  We have entertained there so much
    since.  Grand  dinners.   Wayne did not stop with the house.  “Alan, you need a barn.”
    On this, I agreed so  Wayne built us a barn with a cement floor.  These were good times.

    TO WHOM DO I OWE MY GRATITUDE?

    I really must thank the robber that stripped the farm house of furniture and who knows what else.
    Without him we would have never taken such drastic action   Good things do often emerge from
    what seems bad at first.


    Renovating the farm house has enriched our lives.  Lots of friends have joined us.  In this case the Christophersons.  They
    seem to have pillaged the garden.  Brenda’s father was a  crop duster in Manitoba with a plane much like the one that
    tried ti kill Cary Grant.  


    alan skeoch
    Sept. 6, 2020