{"id":995,"date":"2018-05-07T21:44:24","date_gmt":"2018-05-08T01:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=995"},"modified":"2018-05-08T00:48:52","modified_gmt":"2018-05-08T04:48:52","slug":"my-owner-coes-not-believe-in-cars-or-trucks-day-i-met-a-talking-horse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=995","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;MY OWNER COES NOT BELIEVE IN CARS  OR TRUCKS.&#8221;  (DAY I MET A TALKING HORSE)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>&#8220;MY OWNER DOES NOT BELIEVE IN CARS OR TRUCKS?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">ALAN SKEOCH<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">May 2018<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">(picture taken years ago at a winter farm auction)<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cHey Bud?\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cYou mean me?\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cYes, you with the big coat\u2026scarf and boots and brush cut.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cI didn\u2019t know horses &nbsp;could talk.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cWe don\u2019t like people to know we can talk.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cSo?\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cSo, could you slip over to the Women\u2019s Institute food booth and get me a hot chocolate?\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cI thought horses ate oats and drank water.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cOn a &nbsp;day like this &nbsp;I need a hot chocolate.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cAre you sure?\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cListen Bud, the water is frozen and the oats are as hard as rocks\u2026I want hot chocolate?\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cShow me the money!&#8221;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"8166D081-E89F-46F5-B6DE-5350EC806016\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/PastedGraphic-2.tiff\" class=\"\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;MY OWNER DOES NOT BELIEVE IN CARS OR TRUCKS?\u201d ALAN SKEOCH May 2018 (picture taken years ago at a winter farm auction) \u201cHey Bud?\u201d \u201cYou mean me?\u201d \u201cYes, you with the big coat\u2026scarf and boots and brush cut.\u201d \u201cI didn\u2019t know horses &nbsp;could talk.\u201d \u201cWe don\u2019t like people to know we can talk.\u201d \u201cSo?\u201d \u201cSo, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}