{"id":936,"date":"2018-04-21T04:34:10","date_gmt":"2018-04-21T08:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=936"},"modified":"2018-04-21T06:14:37","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T10:14:37","slug":"ice-storm-april-17-2018-bad-day-for-me-good-day-for-the-duck-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=936","title":{"rendered":"ICE STORM APRIL 17, 2018:  BAD  DAY FOR ME&#8230;GOOD DAY FOR THE DUCK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OH\u2026I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT WOODY IS OUR DOG.  YES, HE CAN SPEAK BUT HE ONLY DOES SO WHEN WE ARE ALONE.   HE LIKES  TRAVELLING WITH US\u2026ALTHOUGH HE HAS MISGIVINGS.<\/p>\n<p>> On Apr 20, 2018, at 10:31 PM, SKEOCH <<a href=\"mailto:alan.skeoch@rogers.com\" >alan.skeoch@rogers.com<\/a>> wrote: >  > ICE STORM APRIL 16, 2018:  STUCK WITH A DUCK >  > alan  skeoch > April 17, 2018 >  > THERE have been better days\u2026. April 16 was a bad day.  The decision to go to the  farm was an error in judgment I suppose.  But then again, if > I had not gone then maybe the LITTLE DUCK WOULD BE DEAD and the house would be wrecked. >  > <z+uDkX3BScSr85nxH+58+g_thumb_159f.jpg> >  > \u201cAlan, are sure the road  is OK?&#8221; >  > \u201cWell Woody, I think we have a problem.   Snow  with a crust of ice on top that is thick enough  > for us  to walk  on.  Too thick, Woody, Can we get the truck n there.  Two wheel drive but still > have the snow tires.\u201d >  > \u201cTake a chance, Alan\u2026turn in fast\u2026cut a trail through the crust.\u201d >  > \u201cNot going to make it, Woody\u2026we are stuck\u2026spinning tires\u2026snow and ice up under the truck.\u201d >  > \u201cWhat to do?  Call Andrew, he might be somewhere nearby.\u201d >  > \u201cGood idea.   Ring Ring ring\u2026,\u201dAndy, Woody and I are in a bit of trouble\u2026.got the truck  > stuck in the lane\u2026ice storm is bad\u2026Can you come up ro help?&#8221; >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_15a1.jpg> >  > \u201cGive me an hour or so\u2026take Woody into the house and I\u2019ll get you out.  You should have known better than to try  > to ride on top of the ice\u2026.regular thing with you.\u201d >  > \u201cNot all my fault\u2026Woody said  to take a run at it.\u201d >  > \u201cFine advisor, Dad\u2026see you in an hour.&#8221; >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_15a6.jpg> >  >  >  >  >  >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_15b2.jpg> >  > \u201cAnd it\u2019s getting dark\u2026sleet and ice coming down now.  Road is as slick as a salesman\u2019s blather, Woody.  LOOK AT the old barn\u2026belonged to  > J..S. Woodsworth years ago.  Really bleak looking today.\u201d >  > \u201cStop talking.  Open the door\u2026neighbour phoned Marjorie  to say the power has been off all week  end.  I Just hope > the propane is firing away\u2026.\u201d >  > \u201cQuite pretty, isn\u2019t it Woody\u2026the ice coating everything.&#8221; > <2oijBupjToKv0RmtQDRqDA_thumb_15ad.jpg> >  > \u201cLook at the bird house, Alan\u2026loaded with ice.\u201d >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_147c.jpg> >  > \u201cOpen the  door\u2026my feet are frozen, Alan.\u201d >  > \u201cThere\u2026we are now about to get warm\u2026.OH NO!  WE HAVE HAD A BREAK IN!!  BROKEN GLASS ALL OVER.&#8221; >  >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_1592.jpg> >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_1479.jpg> >  > \u201cWHY WOULD a robber break  all this glass?\u201d >  > \u201cNot a robber, Alan, I hear something moving in the bathroom\u2026maybe a raccoon\u2026or coyote\u2026.\u201d >  > \u201cQuiet , Woody, I Hear it too\u2026close the doors\u2026I\u2019ll get a towel.&#8221; >  >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_1476.jpg> >  > \u201cIt\u2019s a DUCK, Alan\u2026must have come down the chimney in the ice storm\u2026thought it was a hollow log.\u201d >  > \u201cWoody, I am going too catch her if I can.  Hope her wings are not broken\u2026There she  is\u2026FLOP FLOP\u2026Got her  covered.\u201d >  > <dFWwPbBmT4uDqz4yVpe8kA_thumb_158d.jpg><t9cjzmq7Q3mIwNfOdRCz7Q_thumb_158c.jpg> >  > \u201cShe seems to be glad we came along Woody.\u201d >  > \u201cReal heroes!\u201d >  > \u201cSet her down on the verandah\u2026see if she is going to be OK&#8221; >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_1591.jpg> >  > \u201cWhat kind of duck is she?\u201d >  > \u201cSmaller than a Mallard\u2026look at that odd  crest on the back of herded\u2026.like a Merganzer maybe\u2026small duck\u2026maybe a Wood duck\u2026Damn, Damn,  > Damn\u2026she  looks like  the same  dick we had last year.\u201d >  > \u201cLikes smashing glasses and dishes\u2026entertainment until her mate arrives.\u201d >  > \u201cThere she goes\u2026flying\u2026not staying around to help clean up.\u201d >  > \u201cCheck the window\u2026see if Andy is here yet.&#8221; >  > <lO6rVQ+MQLaEYs7rztwQxw_thumb_1598.jpg> >  >  > Bleak out there, Alan, I am going to curl up on my bed while you clean up the glass.\u201d >  > \u201cWish Marjorie was  here\u2026\u201d >  > \u201cWhy?\u201d >  > \u201cShe would do the clean up better than me.&#8221; >  > \u201cAndy is here, Alan.\u201d >  > \u201cGood\u2026I bet he give me another lecture. &#8221; >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_15a7.jpg> >  > \u201cGet in your truck, Dad, and put it in reverse\u2026gently\u2026my truck is on solid ice\u2026need all the help we can get.\u201d >  > \u201cGlad to see you, Andy.\u201d >  > \u201cNever a dull moment, Dad\u2026you seem to find pickles even in winer time.  How is that torn Achilles tendon doing?.&#8221; >  > \u201cJust fine\u2026&#8221; >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_15a2.jpg> >  >  >  >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_15a4.jpg> >  > \u201cGreat\u2026we are now out, Woody\u2026road is sheer ice though\u2026can\u2019t fool around.\u201d >  > \u201cDid  you tell Andy about the duck, Alan?\u201d >  > \u201cNot yet\u2026I am  going send him a picture\u2026sort of  a thank you.&#8221; >  > <UNADJUSTEDNONRAW_thumb_147e.jpg> >  >  > \u201cWhere are you going, Andy\u2026on foot?\u201d >  > \u201cNow  I have to get my truck in here with the trailer\u2026\u201d >  > \u201cNeed  help?\u201d >  > \u201cNo!\u201d >  > \u201cI left a duck to give you a hand Andy\u201d >  > \u201cA what?\u201d >  > \u201cA LITTLE BROWN FEMALE DUCK\u2026&#8221; >  > <NvnhwLHrTnGy7ARIapuvng_thumb_15aa.jpg> >  > \u201cSometimes I think my dad is nuts\u2026.Did he say Duck or something else?&#8221; >  > <grsj3suLSRibNPw18Clu7g_thumb_158f.jpg><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OH\u2026I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT WOODY IS OUR DOG. YES, HE CAN SPEAK BUT HE ONLY DOES SO WHEN WE ARE ALONE. HE LIKES TRAVELLING WITH US\u2026ALTHOUGH HE HAS MISGIVINGS. > On Apr 20, 2018, at 10:31 PM, SKEOCH wrote: > > ICE STORM APRIL 16, 2018: STUCK WITH A DUCK > > alan skeoch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}