{"id":463,"date":"2018-01-30T17:11:07","date_gmt":"2018-01-30T22:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=463"},"modified":"2018-02-17T18:00:48","modified_gmt":"2018-02-17T23:00:48","slug":"fwd-and-how-are-you-today-escape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=463","title":{"rendered":"“And how are you today?” ESCAPE"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Subject:<\/th>\n“and how are you today?” ESCAPE<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Date:<\/th>\nTue, 30 Jan 2018 10:43:20 -0500<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
From:<\/th>\nAlan Skeoch<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To:<\/th>\nMarjorie Skeoch<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Some people are asking how am I managing. Well, I am doing fine. Really enjoying the calls from telemarketers\u2026as you will see below. alan PHONE RINGING \u201cHELLO,\u201d Then …Somewhat garbled words then… \u201cand how are you today?\u201d \u201cSo glad you called. I have torn my Achillies tendon and have to wear this Boot. Let me describe it to you\u2026gray plastic, velcro, risers\u2026etc. etc. So nice to hear from you as I am alone with no one to talk to. You see, I fell a few weeks ago\u2026down stairs\u2026etc etc. And now I am sitting here in the house alone with snow outside, so glad to hear from you let me describe how I get dressed\u2026etc. etc. How nice of you to ask \u201cHow am I today?\u201d In addition I have a bit of a cold and am taking scotch whisky submerged in beer\u2026etc etc. I wonder if you are free? I would dearly like a copy of Mr. Trump\u2019s biography\u2026Fire and something else in the title\u2026etc. etc. Trump is a wonderful man\u2026so nice to women\u2026polite\u2026and a bit of a sex fiend\u2026etc. etc. Oh, and did I tell you about my new nightshirt? It got hooked on the bedpost and I tripped again. etc. etc. I am currently on the floor, being close to the ground is better for me but hard to get food, could you bring me \u2026etc. etc. And please bring a big box of adult diapers. I need them because\u2026. CLICK! OH dear, the telemarketer must have hung up. alan Kept that one on for 90 seconds\u2026a record.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Subject: “and how are you today?” ESCAPE Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2018 10:43:20 -0500 From: Alan Skeoch To: Marjorie Skeoch Some people are asking how am I managing. Well, I am doing fine. Really enjoying the calls from telemarketers\u2026as you will see below. alan PHONE RINGING \u201cHELLO,\u201d Then …Somewhat garbled words then… \u201cand how are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":524,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions\/524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}