{"id":27147,"date":"2025-06-11T12:30:31","date_gmt":"2025-06-11T16:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=27147"},"modified":"2026-04-03T01:41:49","modified_gmt":"2026-04-03T05:41:49","slug":"al-where-have-you-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=27147","title":{"rendered":"A;l&#8230; where have you been?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"postie-post\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"\">\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">AL?. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><span class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space:pre\">\t<\/span>I think this picture explains my absence best.<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"FABAB514-9CE8-4956-888E-97A18EF3FC20\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PastedGraphic-2.tiff\">.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Three months in a neck brace day and night. &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">bone chip. Ten doses of Tylenol 3\u2026with<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">subsequent hallucinations. &nbsp;etc.etc. Marjorie has been my personal care<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">giver and is exhausted. &nbsp;Half of our house is a \u2018no go\u2019 zone. &nbsp;My head is bent but<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">will recover or so I have been told. &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">enough?<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">What is the most dangerous place? The Bathroom\u2026be careful!!!<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">PS &#8211; Marjorie chose my shirt to match my skin colour. &nbsp;EPISODE 1,453<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AL?. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I think this picture explains my absence best.. Three months in a neck brace day and night. &nbsp; bone chip. Ten doses of Tylenol 3\u2026with subsequent hallucinations. &nbsp;etc.etc. Marjorie has been my personal care giver and is exhausted. &nbsp;Half of our house is a \u2018no go\u2019 zone. &nbsp;My head is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":27852,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27147\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}