{"id":25710,"date":"2023-11-02T18:08:31","date_gmt":"2023-11-02T22:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=25710"},"modified":"2023-11-02T18:13:52","modified_gmt":"2023-11-02T22:13:52","slug":"episode-901-chelsea-bun-in-trouble-where-is-she","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=25710","title":{"rendered":"EPISODE 901     CHELSEA BUN IN TROUBLE &#8212; WHERE IS SHE?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>episode &nbsp;899 &nbsp; &nbsp; \u201cMeowww! MEOWWW!\u201d \u201cI HEAR YOU , CHELSEA BUN, BUTWHERE ARE YOU?<\/p>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">alan skeoch<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Oct &nbsp;30m 2023<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"5133916B-7B45-4B64-8892-1F3E39037D30\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_1891-rotated.jpeg\" class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">OUR KITTEN CHOSE ITS HOME HIGH ATOP THE WASHER DRIER IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">We live in Mississauga on what was once land owned by the Mississuagas.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">As a result the house lots on our street are unusual. &nbsp; Huge. &nbsp;Ours is 55 feet x 400 feet. &nbsp;Lots of big trees<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">and scrub underbrush&#8230;we even have a small stream casually working its way to Lake Ontario and<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">a great swath of unmanicured forest. &nbsp; Inshort the back of our lots look like they have always been&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">wild.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">A den of coyotes have taken up residence for years. &nbsp;BolD at times. &nbsp;But not with me for<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">I carry a gun which I bought for a couple of bucks at the Dollar Store complete with several<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">strips of ammunition. &nbsp;I wear it on my hip for a fast draw if the coyotes decide to attack Woody<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">&nbsp;a couple of pops scares them off. &nbsp;That only happened once.. &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">&nbsp;Woody found out the hard way that coyotes regarded him as a meal when one took a swipe at<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">his ass.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">There are no cats near our house any more. &nbsp;Cat owners keep their cats in their houses.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Those that get free have &nbsp;a short life. &nbsp;We may even have lost Taranga that way. &nbsp;She was found<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">dead on the banks of the stream by our son Andrew. &nbsp;May have been a natural death for<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">she was elderly. &nbsp;Or a coyote that was not hungry &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Enough said. &nbsp; &nbsp;Our new cat\u2019s &nbsp;father was a feral cat moving with stealth<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">in Erin Township, we figured his daughter who we call Chelsea Bun (because she looks<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">like a Chelsea Bun)\u2026 might be wise enough to keep clear of the coyotes. &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">SO SHE HAS A LEASH\u2026SHE IS NOT FREE<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cAlan, she must be leashed at all times.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cFine.\u201d &nbsp;(Marjorie does not trust me.)<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cRemember that.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Yesterday, Marjorie did not follow her own advice and let Chelsea Bun go free\u2026dragging her leash behind her.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Se was free for some time while Marjorie raked leaves.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cMeeeow\u00a1\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cI hear you Chelsea Bun.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cMeow\u2026Meow!\u201d&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cWhere are you?\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cMeow!\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">The cry was distant.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cMeow!\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cWhere are you?\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cMeowww!\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">We have lots of trees\u2026half our<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">400 foot lot is a wilderness where coyotes can run free.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Dangerous placer for a kitten.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cMeow!\u201d &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Marjorie spent a lot of time looking for Chelsea Bun until she looked<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">up and spotted the red tip of the leash jiggling high up one of<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">our cedar trees. &nbsp; Perhaps 30 feet up, maybe higher\u2026the &nbsp;leash hanging straight down.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">If she &nbsp;moved she could easilly hang herself. &nbsp;&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cHold on!\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Marjorie tried many things.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">1)She tried to climb the tree\u2026failed<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">2) She got a buck saw to cut lower benches\u2026..failed<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">3) She got a ladder\u2026too short\u2026fsiled.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">4) She thought of calling neighbour\u2026too dangerous for Hubert\u2026failed<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">5) She thought of calling fire department\u2026too foolish\u2026failed<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">6) She called son Andrew\u2026he came with a long ladder and&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">was juist able to &nbsp;get his hand around the dangling leash and then<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">the back of Chelsea Bun.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">7) Chelsea Bun began to purr\u2026\u201dPurr!\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Such a minor event unless you are &nbsp;kitten on a leash high up a cedar tree.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">I wonder whether the coyotes were watching.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"08A28676-F623-4B16-AD7E-E4234878CAAA\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/B5C1D94F-8EF4-4465-9118-A183ED7D37B1_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">CHELSEA BUN IS NOW SAFELY BACK IN BED WITH WOODY<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"925F3F2D-04D1-4830-B7AC-9AB1D520292B\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BF70A8DB-26FF-46F4-B594-49A0B9176403_1_201_a.jpeg\" class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"60F379BF-D5D9-4B83-A63A-D2EEAA38A2F3\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/9EE68C7D-32CA-4178-8ADC-2BC8E9F845BF_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"DB8BE34D-8657-499A-B20F-037F60C9E0C5\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/BC6FBCA3-B7AF-419B-9D2D-90FD4565F6D7_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>episode &nbsp;899 &nbsp; &nbsp; \u201cMeowww! MEOWWW!\u201d \u201cI HEAR YOU , CHELSEA BUN, BUTWHERE ARE YOU? alan skeoch Oct &nbsp;30m 2023 OUR KITTEN CHOSE ITS HOME HIGH ATOP THE WASHER DRIER IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM We live in Mississauga on what was once land owned by the Mississuagas. As a result the house lots on our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}