{"id":2165,"date":"2018-12-17T12:59:33","date_gmt":"2018-12-17T17:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=2165"},"modified":"2018-12-17T13:30:28","modified_gmt":"2018-12-17T18:30:28","slug":"why-i-hate-guns-what-a-fool-i-was-alan-skeoch-dec-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=2165","title":{"rendered":"WHY I HATE GUNS! (WHAT A FOOL I WAS)…alan skeoch dec. 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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WHY I HATE GUNS<\/div>\n

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alan skeoch<\/div>\n
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My hatred of guns is  not a philosophical hatred\u2026not something distant\u2026my hatred is close to the bone.   Flesh  and  blood kind of thing.<\/div>\n
Guilt is part of my hatred.   It was not always so.  As a kid my brother and  I played endless games  of cowboys and Indians in Dufferin Park.<\/div>\n
\u201cEric, you be the Indian  this time.  No, it\u2019s your turn.\u201d  And we would  fire imaginary bullets at each other.  The cowboys with the gun. The<\/div>\n
Indian with his bow and arrow.  All imaginary.  I know this sounds sinister today\u2026even racist.   But it was not so in the dying days of<\/div>\n
World  War II.   Guns fitted Canadian society as tight as hand in a glove.  War news was everywhere\u2026newspapers, radio, conversations.<\/div>\n
Relatives were overseas in England, Europe, Burma.  My  cousin George was killed in 1944 when his bomber was  strafed  by a German night<\/div>\n
fighter.  Plying guns was all  imaginary.  No guns but lots of acting.  I remember coming home with mom in winter from a Bowery Gang movie<\/div>\n
when the snow was heavy and  each lawn had so much  they seemed  like the canyons and cliffs of the American wild west.  I was the Indian<\/div>\n
on that occasion and Eric  shot me just as  I scaled  a snow heap.  What a chance?  Shot.  I made a spread eagled fall over the brink and my<\/div>\n
dead body slid to the sidewalk below where a woman passing buy thought i was really dead.  She screamed.   Eric and I ran to catch up to mom.<\/div>\n
Playing guns  had consequences.  In 1944 or 1945 we were too young to understand that the negative images of both \u2018white\u2019 cowboys and  \u201cred\u201d Indians.<\/div>\n
had racist overtones. Today, in 2018, I  don\u2019t see any kids playing guns anymore.  Should Eric and I apologize?  We loved playing guns. Were we racists?<\/div>\n
I wonder if First Nations kids  played  Indians and cowboys\u2026war games\u2026imaginary\u2026where he Indians won?<\/div>\n

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No I do not have any long term guilt in this case.  In 1944 and 1945, I loved my Wooden tommy gun made by Mr. Samanas, the Polish father of<\/div>\n
our  friend  Bobby Samana who lived near us on Sylvan Avenue<\/div>\n
in West Toronto.  He made the guns for his own boy and we traded to get one.  It was almost an  exact replica of the Tommy guns being used<\/div>\n
by Russian  forces  on the Eastern Front at the time.  We had no idea of any of that.   No guilt at the time.  Not hatred of guns<\/div>\n
because everything we did  was imaginary.  I am not sure if we  were even aware a World War was  really happening or happened.<\/div>\n

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Eric and I  spent a  lot of time playing guns in Dufferin Park.  I think this was a fort we built in the great snow storm of 1944 but  could be 1945 or 1946.<\/div>\n
We were our own army firing imaginary bullets at imaginary enemies\u2026in this case mom with her camera.  How do I know it was mom. Simple.<\/div>\n
We are saluting.  We recognized mom as  the leader of our family.  Respect your officers.  Right?<\/div>\n

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The guilt came from a real gun.  Eric and  I were teen agers when Dad gave us  a BB gun for Christmas.  We did  not ask for it\u2026as  a matter of<\/div>\n
fact we never expected anything from Dad.  He did not give Christmas presents.  Not because he did not love us.  We knew he did love us because of<\/div>\n
how  he described us to his  friends or just about anyone that seemed interested.  “I have two sons.  One is a gutsy bugger and the other is as<\/div>\n
stupid as Joe\u2019s dog.\u201d   Eric once told  dad to stop.  \u201cDad, how  stupid was  Joe\/s dog?\u201d  Waited  a  long tome for you to ask.  \u201cJoe\u2019s dog was <\/div>\n
so stupid he jumped over nine bitches to screw his own shadow.\u201d  Doesn\u2019t this sound like love?  Dad often spoke in reverses.  He  wasn\u2019t the<\/div>\n
huggy–feely type.<\/div>\n

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So that year he gave us the gun was a big surprise.  Totally unexpected.  Shocked even mom.  \u201cRed, do you really think the boys needed a gun?\u201d<\/div>\n
\u201cThought it was  time for them to have one.\u201d  In point of fact he had not really thought the idea through.  It was  an impulse as were many of his<\/div>\n
more bizarre actions in a life strewn with halter-skelter adventures.   He paid  a dollar downpayment and left the rest of the payments up to us.<\/div>\n
Us?  Nope.  Mom would get the bill as usual.<\/div>\n

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So we had  a gun.  Must have been around the year 1953.  I remember it clearly.  After we got the gun we caught dad firing BB;s at Tom Cats<\/div>\n
who were on the back fence serenading our very sexy momma cat.   We lived on then second floor of 455 Annette street by that time.  A small house<\/div>\n
with a three room apartment on the upper floor and some really poky little rooms below which Mom rented to Mr. and  Mrs.  Douglas.  Nice<\/div>\n
people.  He was a  bartender and she was  an ex-hooker.  They loved  us.   And were always amused  by Dad.  So his targeting of Tom Cats<\/div>\n
met with general approval.  Mom was, however, indignant and took the gun away from him once she found Dad in the dark acting as a World<\/div>\n
War II sniper on the Eastern Front.   No cat died.  Not sure Dad even hit one of them for they kept yowling their unrequited love songs<\/div>\n
to get Tinker\u2019s attention.  \u201cRed,  this gun can only be used  at the farm.  No put it away.\u201d<\/div>\n

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This is  where my guilt entered.<\/div>\n

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We packed up for the farm the day after Christmas as  usual.  Grandma and Grandpa expected  us\u2026loved to see us.   They lived  in a Victorian red<\/div>\n
brick farm house with no running water and therefore no toilet except the back house under the walnut tree.   Most of the house was like a big ice box <\/div>\n
in winter.  Icicles and  hoar frost in all t he rooms except for the front room where the big wood  stove glowed red as it consumed split maple cordwood.<\/div>\n
There wasn\u2019t even  electricity yet.   When we went to bed in the icebox  part of the house, Grandma carried  hot bricks wrapped in newspaper to get<\/div>\n
the bed ready for us.  Most nights we all slept in the same bed\u2026mom, eric and me.  Dad did not come with us often because the other loves of his life, gambling<\/div>\n
and racehorses drew him away.  Mom\u2019s parents liked  Dad in spite his idiosyncrasies.  A fact that was not true for a lot of people.<\/div>\n

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So Boxing Day at the Freeman farm was exciting.  Uncle Frank would pick us up at the SilverCreek bus stop or at the corner of the Fifth line.  On bad  winter days<\/div>\n
he came down with the team of horses and the big bob sleigh which we run behind  to keep warm then hop back on.  On good winters days he came down with his Model A Ford.  This was a  good  day.  At least it<\/div>\n
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Grandma had food ready and \u201cI bought a  special bottle of Worcester Sauce for you Alan.  I know how much you love it.\u201d  Truth was I used great gallops of<\/div>\n
Worcester sauce to kill the tase of some things, particularly the cold slices of fat marbled beef that were cut from a slab of beef hanging in the cold cellar.  The same was true of <\/div>\n
the potatoes  that were kept buried  in sawdust beside the coal bin in another part of the dirt floor cellar.  Carrots sometimes had the tell take marks of summer<\/div>\n
gnawing by wire worms.  Worcester sauce made everything palatable.   Sounds disgusting today when all our food is so perfectly presented in super markets,<\/div>\n
   But in those days Grandma and<\/div>\n
Grandpa never left the farm.  They had no car and had to rely on others for shopping in town or pay the itinerant bread man and meat man who dropped by<\/div>\n
just as the mailman does today.  Or mail woman.  Nor did they have much money.  Mom helped them out from her job as a  garment maker in various Toronto<\/div>\n
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Don\u2019t get me wrong, Christmas  was  a great time.  Granddad  would tighten the strings on his Stradivarious violin and grandma would get ready on the pump organ and music would fill<\/div>\n
the heated  air of that tiny front room.  The Devil\u2019s Dream was my favourite piece of Granddad\u2019s music.  All of us in the front room\u2026jammed in around  the stove and the<\/div>\n
pump organ\u2026loving it.  And the dog would  howl to the music as  well.   Then that day in 1953 things went wrong.<\/div>\n

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We are getting close to the reason I hate guns now.  Get ready..<\/div>\n

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\u201cCan we use the BB gun, now Mom?\u201d  \u201cYes, but be careful.\u201d  The word ‘ careful\u2019 had no meaning.  Eric will not like me saying this.  And  I am not proud of my first acton<\/div>\n
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\u201cEric, walk over beside the tree and turn around, I want to see how powerful these BB\u2019s are.\u201d<\/div>\n
\u201cOWWW!  That, really hurt, Alan.  Why did you do that.\u201d<\/div>\n
\u201cJust a test\u201d  managed  to hit hm square in the ass.<\/div>\n

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Eric came at me swinging but relented  when I gave him a few shots  with the gun.  He did not shoot me though.  I think it was  about that time that Eric<\/div>\n
lost confidence in me as a brother. \u201c Alan, you can  be stupid at times,\u201d as  dad said.  I preferred Dad to see me as  a \u2018gutsy bugger\u2019 rather than as \u2019stupid  as Joe\u2019s<\/div>\n
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Shooing Eric  in the ass was not a good idea.  In spite of his heavy breeks a BB came with enough velocity to leave a little red mark on Eric’s bum.  Or so  he said  later.<\/div>\n
Now, almost 65 years later, I do feel guilty about that lapse in judgement.   But worse was  to come.<\/div>\n

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Cousin Ted Freeman arrived at the farm in the early afternoon.  He came in style.  George Johnson drove down in a decrepit Model T Ford whose next owner would be<\/div>\n
the scrap man.  On that winter day in 1953, however, the Model T was running.  \u201cHow about a ride around the concession boys?\u201d<\/div>\n
Mom nodded approval and we piled in the back seat.  \u201cCan I take the gun?\u201d  No comment from anyone.  Not approval or disapproval.  In retrospect, I wish someone<\/div>\n
had taken the gun away from me.    Once we got rolling down past McEcherns and MacLeans, I got the great idea that the Model T could  be a moving gun platform<\/div>\n
and I began firing BB\u2019s at will.  I aimed at barn windows for the most part\u2026or machine shop windows.  Down  we went.  The Kerrs had farms on both sides of the road<\/div>\n
which meant jumping across Eric to get shots at both barns and  drive sheds.  Then there were the Saunders and the old Boyd Farm.   We were really rolling.  I was<\/div>\n
not sure if the BB\u2019s hit the windows or not.  Some did, for sure.  That was one powerful gun.  We stopped  for a  leak at one point and Angus McEchern drove by<\/div>\n
in his old red truck.  Ronnie sat beside him.  After they got a hundred yards down the road I took a couple of pot shots at them.  Angus braked the truck and backed up fast.<\/div>\n
\u201cWho did that?\u201d  And he pointed to one little round hole in the back window of his truck.  All heads  swivelled my way.   This was not good. As  God is my witness  I  did<\/div>\n
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Guilt?  You betcha.  I still feel guilty about that day.  And for the next few weeks I seem to remember paying local farmers  for smashed windows.   Tough to make the payments because  <\/div>\n
Eric and I only made half a cent profit from each Star on our Fairview Avenue paper route.  Eric\u2019s share had to be subtracted.  He was not a sniper on that fateful day.<\/div>\n
I carried  all the guilt.  For months afterwards I was afraid to even go to the farm.  People looked  at me as if I was an assassin.  I don\u2019t think I hit all the windows targeted that day.  Of that I  was fairly sure <\/div>\n
because for most it was a long distance  from the road to drivesheds .  No matter, mom offered to pay for the damages.   Now, so many years later, I am not sure if I even paid for the windows.   But I still feel the guilt.  And  I did see that<\/div>\n
little round hole in Angus McEchern\u2019s truck.  Luckily that hole was in the middle.   I  missed both Angus  and Ronnie.  Not a bad shot.  I remember taking careful<\/div>\n
aim to insure I hit the windshield dead in the middle.  And I did.  Stupid is as  stupid does, as Tom Hanks  said in the movie.  I really did not believe a BB gun was that powerful which  is<\/div>\n
no excuse.  But I  do remember the sinking feeling when Angus McEchern looked at me.  He was then about 60 years old and one of my rural heroes.  I fell a couple of notches<\/div>\n
in his opinion that day but he still seemed to like me.  Perhaps he was thinking \u201cthe kid is just like me, prone to stupid  errors like the time I tried to scare Laddie away from my sheep<\/div>\n
with a quick  rifle shot aimed at the gravel road but it hit Laddie square in the head.\u201d  Grandma and Grandad loved that dog.  Angus did  not mean to kill him just as I did not mean<\/div>\n
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The gun?   I think Dad was  told when we got back to the city and I believe he smashed the gun on the Manitoba Maple trunk in our backyard.  Not sure what really <\/div>\n
happened.  Maybe he took the gun back to the store and got his dollar back. Eric and  I  had been gun owners for two days.  Long enough to make me hate guns. <\/div>\n
Guilt is  a  terrible thing.  Mom made me feel a  little better when she gently castigated  Dad for setting a poor example by targeting those Tom cats on Christmas  day.<\/div>\n
Did I imagine that dad shared my guilt?  Probably.<\/div>\n

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P.S.  Just a slightly irrelevant post script lest you think Eric was Lilly white in those days.  He got into trouble as well.  Perhaps not as much as  me since he was  never <\/div>\n
brought home in squad car as  I was after the Mineral Bath fiasco.   But Eric committed a real blunder one day on our paper route.  We figured  speed was important <\/div>\n
for we had many other things to do other than deliver Toronto Daily Star papers to our 60 to 70 homes on Fairview Avenue.  So we developed a mobile system.  if the<\/div>\n
papers were rolled tight and one end slipped into the other end, the paper could  be thrown.  That speeded  up things a bit.  But then Eric made the job really mobile<\/div>\n
by jamming 20 or so papers into the black iron strap carrier on his bike.  He could drive and throw.  Speed.   That seemed to work until Eric made a monumental mistake.<\/div>\n
He threw the paper with too much force and instead of landing on the verandah of one house, it sailed through the window. Smashed  it\u2026shattered.  Worse still, that<\/div>\n
was a bathroom window and a woman was having a bath at the time\u2026or so she said.  I don\u2019t believe that last part was true.  She was  irate however and came <\/div>\n
to our house with all kinds of threats.  Foaming at the mouth threats of law suits and police.  Dad was great in these attacks.  Any attack on his boys was  an  attack<\/div>\n
on him.  Eric and  I were upstairs on the landing unseen but listening.  Part way through the ladies yelling Dad  intervened with his  usual  remark.  \u201cYou old bag, get the<\/div>\n
hell of our verandah.\u201d   Scared  her I think.  She expected an  apology at least.   Later Eric  and  I  did  apologize to her which was accepted.  The reason I do not think<\/div>\n
anyone was  in the bathtub was that she remained  a customer.  I think we paid for the window.  Maybe.  Memory fails.<\/div>\n

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P.P,S,.  Another somewhat amusing incident happened on her front lawn.   She had a bunch of squirrels that she fed.  Black squirrels.  Sort of tame squirrels.  Sort of tame<\/div>\n
is a misnomer.  They were wild  things.  \u201cEric, I\u2019ll give you a  quarter if you grab one of those squirrels by the tale.\u201d  And he did.  Moved  cautiously up behind  one and<\/div>\n
then snapped  his hand on the tail like an alligator grabbing a duck.  This was not a good idea.  The quarrel quickly reversed itself and tore gashes in Eric\u2019s arm\u2026bad <\/div>\n
gashes.  Bloody gashes.  Mom was  not amused.  \u201cSquirrels  have worms and all  kinds of nasty things living on them\u2026dangerous.  Don\u2019t ever do that again.\u201d<\/div>\n
I felt badly.  Really did.  I gave Eric the quarter which was a lot of money in 1953.   For a quarter I could get a huge ice cold overflowing milk shake at the Dairy at<\/div>\n
Annette and Runnymede.   So parting with the  quarter was a big event.  <\/div>\n

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Over the years Eric began to lose confidence in me as his big brother.  And  he got stronger than me.  I am not a fighter and learned  from the school of hard knocks  that<\/div>\n
it is better to roll over like a  dog in submission than to trade punches.  That message Eric and I both got by watching the Beanery and junction gangs try to kill each<\/div>\n
in battles in Dufferin Park when we were very small.   I remember one of the Beanery guys  trying to defend a girl and a Junction gang member came up behind him and<\/div>\n
whacked him with what looked like a iron pipe.  It may have been a wooden club.  No matter, the guy went down.  Better to run than stick around defending girls.  That <\/div>\n
conclusion occurred  before I reached puberty.  In the same situation after puberty I might have played the hero.  Might have.<\/div>\n

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Always plan an escape route became a  reflex action with me.   One escape failed though.  Like the time  I snatched Eric\u2019s share of the icing on Mom\u2019s cakes.  Eric would eat the cake first<\/div>\n
and leave the icing to the last.  Neatly placed on his plate.  I planned to get that icing.  Snatch and grab and run.  Run for the back stairs with the icing in my mouth.  That escape did not work<\/div>\n
because Eric figured I would do  the snatch and grab.   So he had locked the door to the old  stairway.  He got me and gave me the \u2018what for\u2019 a couple of times.  He was really mad<\/div>\n
but not in killing mood because his trap had  worked so well. He laughed.<\/div>\n

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P.P.S.   I suppose that squad car incident should be explained  a bit.  Lest you think I was  becoming a hardened criminal.   We were in the locker room at Minnies, a big private swimming pool<\/div>\n
on Bloor Street across  from High Park.  Swam there often.  As often as  we could  afford.  Minnies was great.  It had a high tower with three levels.  The top level was  so high that<\/div>\n
it was  dangerous to take a running jump.  \u201cSome guy did that and got impaled on spears of the fence on the opposite side.  So Minnies  was a place of adventure.  The locker room had<\/div>\n
long rows of wooden lockers for our clothes and valuables.  Each swimmer was given a key to his locker.  A very simple key.  \u201cEric, I bet these keys are the same for every locker.\u201d<\/div>\n
\u201cBet you a  dime they are not.\u201d  \u201cWatch this.\u201d So I took my key and tried it on the next locker.  It did not work.  But there was no time to get my key out.  \u201cKid rifling lockers  in Row 3\u2026saw him<\/div>\n
doing it.\u201d  And all hell broke loose.  I was grabbed  by a couple of goons and dragged to Minnies office where the owner looked at me and  said, \u201cThe police are on the way, sit down, you are<\/div>\n
in real  trouble.\u201d  Now how could  I get out of that one?  Who would believe I was testing the keys?  Who would believe there was  a dime bet involved?   Eric went home while I waited for the<\/div>\n
police\u2026shaking\u2026but not crying.  Stunned.  The policeman took me by the shoulder and talked to me.  Nicely.  I said\u2026stuttered\u2026and said \u201cI was just testing the keys\u2026thought they were all the same.\u201d<\/div>\n
No mention of the dime\u2026no need to.  \u201cCome on son, get in the car\u2026I\u2019ll drive you home.\u201d  Yikes!  This could  be worse that going to jail.  Grandma  was visiting us and she was likely on<\/div>\n
the front verandah looking for cigarette butts.   She liked to chew tobacco and found  a treasure trove at the Annette Street trolley bus stop.  As we approached our house I said in a trembling voice,<\/div>\n
\u201cMy grandma is on the verandah\u2026could  you drop me off down the street a bit?\u201d  What a  nice cop.  \u201cSure son, don\u2019t do  anything stupid again.\u201d  Really good guy.  I slipped out of the squad car<\/div>\n
and sauntered  home.  \u201cEric  got home ahead of you Alan, he\u2019s  upstairs.\u201d   What a narrow escape?  Grandma still had a high opinion me.<\/div>\n

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I  wondered one thing though.  Suppose dad had been home?  Would  he tell the policeman to \u201cGet the hell off our verandah\u201d?   Dad could do some stupid things too.  Luckily the horses<\/div>\n
were running a Woodbine track and Dad was  distracted by his first love\u2026gambling on racehorses.    I know what you are thinking.  Thinking the same ting myself.  I do not think<\/div>\n
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Dad, speaking to anyone about his sons.  \u201cWe have two sons, one is  a  gutsy bugger and the other is as stupid  as  Joe\u2019s dog.\u201d  Your job?  Which  one is the <\/div>\n
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Eric and I coached  football at Parkdale Collegiate for a few years.  We enjoyed  it very much.  Why show this  picture.  Because in spite of<\/div>\n
all the dumb things  we did in our lives,  we still got along very well.  Still do.<\/div>\n

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Guns?  In later years  while  doing a mining exploration job in water Alaska on the edge of the Bering Sea, our crew of five Canadianswere each<\/div>\n
armed with big 30-06 rifles.  Elephant guns in case we were attacked  by  Kodiak  Bears.  The pictures  above make me look like a hunter.<\/div>\n
Not so.  When dropped  by helicopter at an exploration point we stacked our rifles.  Too heavy to carry.  Never fired a  shot all  summer long.<\/div>\n
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