{"id":20135,"date":"2022-03-03T17:14:45","date_gmt":"2022-03-03T22:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=20135"},"modified":"2022-03-03T17:22:08","modified_gmt":"2022-03-03T22:22:08","slug":"episode-536-horses-on-the-original-buffalo-grass-prairie-i-thought-i-was-being-split-in-half-foothills-of-the-rockie-mountains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/?p=20135","title":{"rendered":"EPISODE 536   &#8220;HORSES ON THE ORIGINAL BUFFALO GRASS PRAIRIE&#8221;&#8230;.I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SPLIT IN HALF&#8230;foothills of the rockie mountains"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<p>EPISODE 536 &nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;HORSES ON THE ORIGINAL BUFFALO GRASS PRAIRIE&#8221;&#8230;.I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SPLIT IN HALF<\/p>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">alan skeoch<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Feb. 26, 2022<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Location : &nbsp;Foothiils of Alberta near southern border with USA&gt;<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"6E564735-3734-4142-984D-762E52F48D55\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/DCE01843-76BF-4C69-97E5-1C5164088740_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">The horse Wrangler was amused\u2026.Marjorie as well. &nbsp;Me? Absolute pain\u2026especially when the horse decided to speed up. &nbsp;ohhh!<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"FF5DBB00-BEF2-48CC-9B6F-54223C7382B7\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1EA3BCE6-4BDC-46A7-B7A5-879C521EE4DF_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">My horse. &nbsp;Look at his eye. &nbsp;He is thinking about abusing me for 3 hours. &nbsp;Bouncing. Think about it.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">RIDING CAREFREE ON THE CANADIAN PRAIRIE<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">dateline\u202640 years ago<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cAlan, we can join some horseman on a patch of original buffalo grass prairie.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cHow do you mean join?<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cWe can rent horses.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cNot sure\u2026don\u2019t trust horses\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cWHY?\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cSmarter than me\u2026wilL try to knock me off using overhanging branches\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cSilly\u2026just guide the horse \u201c<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cthe big reason is the discomfort\u2026bouncing up and down\u2026trying to split<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">me in half.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cHere take this horse\u2026old and quiet they say.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cHow do I get on?\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">\u201cstep stool over here.\u201d<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">What I should have asked was how to get off the horse. &nbsp;The whole adventure was<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">a pain in the butt and pain elsewhere that I would rather not mention. &nbsp;When we returned<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">to the corral a few hours later I couldn\u2019t get off the horse\u2026my legs were locked. &nbsp;I had<\/div>\n<div class=\"\">to be helped while everyone laughed. &nbsp;Humiliating.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">BUT the place was stunning. &nbsp;And I had the presence of mind to take my camera.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">alan<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><br class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"E28EB35C-8432-401B-8024-81E64C7B8274\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/BD8BB227-EEEC-4C3F-817C-DD0F40B2A4E1_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"4B6D586E-A31D-4F23-8CF1-592AF744FAA1\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/F3092604-FD25-413B-BB00-35A9021288E9_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"BD9F6B59-1569-4DB2-BAF9-BA5729F1EE47\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/9A018751-BE40-473F-8F73-634D42D90909_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"3A92F0C7-99C4-4694-85A9-D73A357AF201\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/AEB6C558-58C9-431B-A2E5-C0ABA80236FD_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"2F5422AD-E4AF-46BD-95F3-9E5F5B09CADF\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CDCD06BF-5370-477C-91E4-DB85C7BC9E63_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"902E1E7C-684C-4DFD-8E95-3E2AD1E30209\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/AAC4188C-C20E-4B51-BBCA-B7CD2F23417F_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" apple-inline=\"yes\" id=\"9393A768-2967-4AAD-B50E-3F587AB140C0\" src=\"https:\/\/alanskeoch.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/005A11DA-E67E-4BFB-9BBF-546F419780A9_1_105_c.jpeg\" class=\"\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EPISODE 536 &nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;HORSES ON THE ORIGINAL BUFFALO GRASS PRAIRIE&#8221;&#8230;.I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SPLIT IN HALF alan skeoch Feb. 26, 2022 Location : &nbsp;Foothiils of Alberta near southern border with USA&gt; The horse Wrangler was amused\u2026.Marjorie as well. &nbsp;Me? Absolute pain\u2026especially when the horse decided to speed up. &nbsp;ohhh! My horse. &nbsp;Look at his eye. 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