Year: 2024

  • EPIOSODE1,198; imagination: IN THE DARK OF WINTER TIME WHEN ALL AROIUND IS STILL

    IN THE DARK OF WINTER TIME WHEN ALL AROUND IS STILL:  IMAGINATION TAKES OVER


    alan skeoch
    December 22, 2024



    UN-ELECTRICITY TIME

    There was a time when there was no electricity and when night fell on moonless nights total
    dark descended like a shroud.  With darkness came fear.

    Why not test that statement.  Turn off the lights tonight…all of them.  In the dark your furnace will
    no longer pump warm air and your house heat will fade away.       Your house will take you
    on a trip back in time.  How far back will depend upon your imagination.

    SUCH A TRIP…IMAGINATION

    My next episode will take you on such a trip.  Back to 1945 were an aged couple, Edward and
    Louisa Freeman, are spending a Christmas night in near darkness in a gothic red brick
    farm house on the fifth line of Wellington County.   A house with no electricity, no indoor plumbing,
    no central heating, no telephone.   Not much heat as the cast iron wood stove cools.  
    Some light perhaps from the flickering light of a candle or a coal oil finger lamp
    lantern.

    Bed time.  Two little boys are visiting.  City boys 6 and 7 year old.  Grandma has advanced Parkinsons’
    disease which makes her hands tremble and shadows move across the dark rooms enforcing the
    sense of terror.  So grandma sings an old song. “Too tired to climb the stairs just like you used to
    do…but you’ve put away your fife and drum and now head for the land of nod”.   Grandma knows
    the fear that comes with nightfall.  She knows that the icicles hanging inside the rooms could
    easily turn to fire should her shaking hands fail her grip.  But the boys need the security of light.

    Mom follows and all three…2 boys and their mother…
     roll into bed where grandma has placed hot bricks wrapped in newspaper
    to warm the blankets.  Mom’s body and the bricks make the feather bed a welcome living
    space.

    Grandma and the lamp move away.  The shadows go with her.  Downstairs she sleeps beside a pot bellied
    stove.  Grandma on one side grandpa on the other.   The lamp is extinguished and her singing stops
    replaced by new sounds not heard before.  The wind outside whistles as it searches for nooks
    and crannies in the old house.   Along with the moaning a winter snowstorm’s
     flakes of snow pile one upon the other on  the window ledges.  Inside the house
    the moisture provided by the present of humans body heat is converted to water
    and then to ice.

    The year is 1945.   People lived this way for most of human existence…for thousands of
    years before electricity.   Does the darkness scare you?  What happens when you need
    to go to the bathroom (i.e. the toilet…i.e. Number 1 or number two).?  The back house
    (i.e. the toilet) is outside the house.  

    Remember that before you turn off the lights.

    I bet few of you can imagine living this way.  But most of human existence has 
    been un-electric.

    alan
  • EPISODE 1,197: CHRISTMAS MINIATURES ON DINING ROOM TABLES, DEC 18,2024






    EPISODE  1,197:  CHRISTMAS MINIATURES ON DINING ROOM TABLES, DEC 18,2024

    alam skeoch
    december 18, 2024

    Merry Christmas — By pure chance these miniatures caught our attention and
    I hope yours as well.  One is a miniature Noahs Ark made from fine white pine.
    Not all the animals could get aboard which must have concerned Noah.  The woodsman
    also made a gender error when he carved two male lions but forgot the need for a
    female.  Cost me $8 for the whole collection which will now live forever
    on the computer.
     

    The second collection was made by Marjorie’s friend Joyce who invited us
    for special Christmas time display of a miniature village…which included red wine
    and mincemeat tarts. “In the winter I enjoy difficult puzzles. Sometimes 
    spend as much as three hours in wonderful concentration.”  For Joyce’s
    coffee table she had assembled these three dimensional puzzles in plastic Lego.



    This is our Christmas card to readers…some of whom have their own kind of Christmas celebrations.
    Yes, that is our cat on the table…almost invisible.
  • EPISODE 1,196: FIVE TON TRUCK SINKING IN SWAMP — WHAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG — DEC.9, 2024


    EPISODE  1,196: FIVE TON TRUCK SINKING IN SWAMP — WHAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG — DEC.9, 2024

    alan skeoch
    December 9. 2024



    “What can go wrong will go wrong” is a truth familiar to all humans.  Certainly to us…i.e. Marjorie and me.












  • episode 1,193 : The miracle of cataract surgery….may seem silly



    Begin forwarded message:


    From: marjorie skeoch <marjorieskeoch@gmail.com>
    Subject: Smile
    Date: November 27, 2024 at 8:49:50 PM EST
    To: Alan Skeoch <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>




    guess what happened after cataract surgery.

    I no longer needed glasses!  All conditions were normal.

    Smile again

  • EPISODE 1,192 FIVE ROSES COOKBOOK, 1913—RICE PUDDING GIFT TO READERS

    EPISODE 1,192   FIVE ROSES COOKBOOK, 1913—RICE PUDDING GIFT TO READERS


    alan skeoch
    december 4, 2024




    Grandma pinned clippings in the Five Roses Cookbook.  She loved
    the poetry of Edna Jaques.



    December can be a somber month for a lot of people so this episode should be
    a little cheerful.  Hope so anyway.  There may be doubt until the rice pudding
    comes out of the oven.  Rice pudding?  Marjorie found Grandma Freeman’s
    cookbook — dated 1913 or 1915.  The Freeman family moved from the firestorms 
    in Northern Ontario in 1914 — moved south to a rock covered 25 acre farm
    in Erin Township, Wellington County.  In addition to being a glacial dump
    10,000 years ago the tiny farm had five swamps.  It was cheap and Granddad, Edward 
    Freeman, professional gardener, had just about run out of options. he got a job as
    a munitions maker in Toronto — no sense trying to make a living as a farmer
    or market gardener.

    So Grandma Louisa Freeman must have sent 30 cents and a mint 10 cent stamp
    to get this copy of the Five Roses Cookbook in 1914.  The book contains 900 true and
    tested recipes.  Tested?  Yes!  Some 750,000 of these books were sold…at one
    point 50% of  the kitchens in Canada had a copy.

    Here is my choice for us to test.

    RICE PUDDING

    3 tablespoons of rice
    1 pint milk (2 cups noted Grandma Freeman)
    1 cup water
    Butter size of an egg
    1/2 cup sugar
    1/2 teaspoon cinnamon (or nutmeg)
    Pinch of salt
    Raisins may be added

    Put in oven and bake for 2 hours — do not disturb the rice.
    Take out and on top spread an icing made as follows:

    ICING

    2 eggs (whites)
    1 cup sugar
    1 cup raisins (chopped)

    Put in oven to brown. Before putting
    the icing on top, remove the brown that forms over the rice.

    Note: This was cooked in the oven of a wood stove.  Guess
    the heat necessary on your electric stove…say 325 degrees
    or more.  How do I know this is a good recipe?  I don’t
    know for sure — grandma folded the page  though.  Whether 
    you fail or succeed is up to you.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!