Month: January 2023

  • EPISODE 714 PRICE PAID FOR HIGHWAY WIDENING JUNCTION QEW AND 403

    EPISODE 714   PRICE PAID FOR HIGHWAY WIDENING   JUNCTION QEW AND 403


    alan skeoch
    january 10, 2023

    On two separate occasions I chanced upon two distinct barns that were lost 
    sometime in the last 40 years.   I don’t know why I took the trouble to approach
    these barns.  I had a feeling we were losing something when a road widening 
    occurs for the public good.

    EPISODE 714   PRICE PAID FOR HIGHWAY WIDENING   JUNCTION QEW AND 403


    1)  Barn on fire as we came home from our farm one afternoon.   South side of QEW just as highway turns south
    toward the Ford plant.

    2)  Barn about to be bulldozed.  “I was paid for the barn but wish I had it back.  So many nice memories.” said 
    the former owner as he stood in the old sable.  North side of QEW directly opposite to the barn fire.


    alan skeoch
  • EPISODE 711 sequel to Martin and Natalie Leuthi’s wedding == seems readers like weddings (EVEN THE DOG!)


    EPISODE 711   MARTIN and NATALIE’S WEDDING — SEEMS MY READERS LIKE WEDDINGS, A SEQUEL

    alan skeoch
    Jan. 7, 2023





    Martin and Natalie Leuthi are happy type persons…the kind that try to see good in everyone.
    they planned their wedding they wanted everyone to have a good time.  

     I am trying to replicate their thinking…
    worm my way into Martin’s brain.  First off, he is a Swiss = Canadian…or Canadian – Swiss
    depending on your preference.  Both nations have their idiosyncrasies in my opinion.  The Swiss
    side of Martn is his attention to detail.   He is so good at detail that he now builds jet turbines where
    the tolerances are fractions of the human hair.  The Canadian quirk in his personality is that
    he is a happy person, at ease with people.  He exudes confidence and fellowship.

    And that is why their wedding was such a memorable event.

    Did he break the wedding up into components?  I think so.

    First = The Stag. 



     “Alan, do not forget the dog?’
    “The dog?”
    “I was giving a speech at my stag and a dog came up behind me, raised its back foot and pissed on my leg.”
    “Are you joking?”
    “Nope , here is the picture to prove it.”
    “Can I use the picture?”
    “Sure.  It was a kind of reverse baptism the way I see it.”
    Second – Transportation





    “Why did you rent that ancient bus?”
    “People are often late for weddings,,,the bus will get us all to the church on time.”

    Third – Location

    “We chose a spot in the centre of Switzerland.  If people are coming they can use
    the wedding as a starting point for a tour.”
    “nobody does that.”
    “My sister Gabriela and your son Kevin are planning that for you…holiday in Flammerans.”
    “Joke?”
    “Wait and see”

    Fourth – The Church and the Minister


    Nolan and Morgan Skeoch led the wedding procession



    “Remember the sermon before the wedding, Alan?”
    “I do…the minister had two wooden gears in his hand.”
    “Remember the gears fitted together?”
    “Sort of sexual image I thought at the  time.”
    “Precisely and that was his point….a smooth running car depends upon
    the gears…same applies to weddings.”

    “And  Morgan and Nolan were given a chance to shine…hint to everyone
    that Natalie and I planned to have a tubule of kids…and soon.”

    Fifth – The Reception


    Martin greeted everyone from a place on high







    Everyone got a Swiss Cow




    “What do you remember about the reception, Alan?”
    “You gave everyone a cow….we still have ours over the fireplace.”
    “What could be more Swiss than a cow?”
    “Chocolate bar.”
    “ the cow was more memorable.”

    “And remember how we greeted people?”
    “Yes, you leaned out the window with arms extended.”
    “Like the Pope at the Vatican”
    “Precisely, we are not Catholic but can learn from the papal greetings of the faithful.”
    “Is that why we were housed in a convent?”

    Sixth – The Food and Drink





    “Sometimes people drink too much at weddings.: dangerous.”
    “:But you had lots o f wine.”
    “More food than wine….I think we had three meals rather than one meal…
    stuff People full of food and accidents are less likely.”

    Seventh = The Damce



    Eigth =  Something Special – The Boat Cruise


    The sunflowers must have some kind of meaning…I missed that.  Perhaps a reader knows.

    And the ALPHORN…
    “Something special for all age groups….kids to grandparents…nothing nicer than
    an afternoon on a Swiss Lake with the Towering Alps in the distance…more food
    available but less wine.  “
    “The boat cruse kept us all together.”





    NOW WHAT IS MOST MEMORABLE?   IS IT THAT DOG???

    alan skeoch

    Post script

    Natalie and Martin now have three children, two dogs and a cluster of semi wild turtles living in 
    a small pond in their back yard at Arisdof, Switzerland.  
  • EPISODE 710 CBC WHITE WATER MYSTERY…NEAR DISASTER (we all have a shelf life)

    EPISODE  710    WHITE WATER MYSTERY…NEAR DISASTER (we all have a shelf life)


    alan skeoch
    Jan . 3, 2023




    “My head was bouncing like a tennis ball…hitting  the rocky bottom of the “——”  River
    as our canoe had flipped over in the white water rapids.  I was trapped  with legs under the thwarts
    …my body upside down…right wrist broken and pinned together,
    left had clutching my camera…twisted to escape, failed… hope was gone then Mike  
    gripped my collar and dragged me back to the surface.”

    THE MYSTERY QUESTIONS: 

    Where did this happen?
    Why was the story never told?

    WHITE WATER CANOEING — NEAR TRAGEDY




    Disasters happen.  Sometimes people die.  Hate to think about it but our adventure
    white water rafting could have been a lot worse.  I could have drowned were it not for
     Mike reaching under the canoe. .. catching  me by the shirt collar as my head bumped
    to stoney bottom of the “ —” River.  I was trapped by the thwarts and only had one good … right wrist
    broken and pinned together,,,left hand holding my camera.

    Why no drop the camera, you ask?  Had I done so you might not believe the story.  Evidence.
    Not fiction.

    HOW IT ALL BEGAN

    “ALAN, just planned a good story for you to do on CBC Radio…outdoor story…white water canoeing story.”
    “Sorry, my right wrist is broken, wired together….fell off a cliff in France.”
    “We can still do the story.  You are left handed and can hold the microphone while we do the paddling.
    White water adventure for our listeners.”
    “Suppose I cou;d wedge under the thwarts.”
    “Great…meet you at the headwaters where the dam will be opened…only happens once a year…springtime.”

    Marjorie drove me to the launching site and would pick me up later she believed.  There were other veteran
    canoeists at the launch.   One man held the canoe while the adventurers loaded.  Must be safe for one
    family had a little boy wedged under the thwarts of a canoe.  The water was foaming.  Canoeists were anxious.



    I assumed we could handle the danger.  Flat paddling to keep canoe from turning broadside.  Our lead paddler had
    the CBC recording equipment with a wire leading back to me. Mike was in the stern.   No time for adjustments.
    Once loaded we were cast off and began the race down river.  Fast .. really fast.  

    We had hardly begun when we met the first accident.  An aluminum canoe had hit a deadfall broadside.  The canoe
    was bent like a safety pin.  No sign of the paddlers.

    About then we lost control.  Could not keep the canoe straight…could nor master the white water.  We began to
    pirouette … to whirl down the river like a helicopter trying to take flight.  Once the circling began we could not
    stop it.  I gripped the microphone and hollered a few words for the CBC audience.  Or so I thought. 


     “The white water has got us.  Steer for shore!”
    No answer.  Mike was trying.  We whirled by another canoe…submerged at the shoreline.   Canoeists alive
    but canoe was lost.  Our canoe picked up speed…still whirling….no control.  This was not an adventure.  This
    was an accident about to happen.”

    Then it happened…Turned broadside … tipped over upside down.  Water was about six feet deep with boulders here and there.
    I knew that because my head hit a couple of them.  I could not get out.  Both hands useless.  Legs near useless
    under the thwarts.  Baggage and sound equipment in a tangle sweeping past.

    I do not remember panic.  I do remember the unusual sensation of my head dragon along the river bottom.
    How long?  Not long,,, seemed long.  Seconds only really.   Mike’s hand had me by the collar dragging
    me from beneath the thwart to the surface and then to a small beach where some Canada geese were
    gabbling.  Our canoe was filled with water now.. bobbing in shallow patch.

    Then Mike dove back in the deep water.

    How did I get the pictures. I saved my camera , must have been waterproof.



     “What the hell are you doing Mike?’
    “Got to get the sound equipment.  CBC stuff.”

    He failed.  Contents were gone…coats floaed away…CBC sound equipment must be bashed into scrap
    metal by the same boulders that bashed my head.






    HOW THE ADVENTURE ENDED

    WE still had our canoe and, believe it or not, both paddles.  I do not remember how we got most of the
    water out of the canoe.  I do remember the verdant wilderness where the accident happened.  Forest reaching
    down to the shore.  Occasional shallow beaches.   I remember shivering.  It was early spring.   Trees bursting
    into life…Maybe dandelions here and there.  Canada geese gabbling something unintelligible like “those fools”!
    My right hand seemed ok , only swollen a bit more than usual….wire pins in place.



    The river levelled out and there was no more white water.  We paddled leisurely.  Other cases passed us
    confident that they had triumphed over nature.  We were less confident.  I shivered.  My arm sling was gone.
    My broken wrist was swelling.   We beached the canoe and it was taken away somewhere.   

    Mike and his partner were silent.  I am not sure whether my near injury or my near drowning was top of 
    their minds.  I think not.   The loss of the CBC gear was certainly uppermost.  I shivered…soaked
    to the skin.   Hopped on the bus that took me ask to the headwaters where Marjorie picked me up.

    THE ANSWEERS TO THE TWO BIG QUESTIONS

    1)  WHAT whiee water river was this?   The Don River.  You laugh!  The Don River is so placid.  Never
    has white water.  And you are correct.  Except for one day each year when the dam at the
    headwaters is opened.  One day off white water.  We were there.

    2)  Why was I never allowed to do the CBC story?   That is a big mystery to me.  Having survived
    I dearly wanted to do the story.  But the CBC management must have killed the story.  Did the loss 
    of the CBC gear play a role?  Or was it fear of a lawsuit had I not survived?  Mike never said.’
    One thing is certain.  My career as a CBC radio journalist ended that day.

    Well, not quite ended.  I was asked to do a story on the Sam McBride, a Tronto Island 
    ferry that was facing the end of its days.  That was my last story.   

    Today, I think the story is worth telling.

    alan skeoch
    -white water canoeist
    -former CBC radio journalist
    -adventurer
    -January 4, 2023

    Post Script:  HOW MY CBC CAREER ENDED
    “We do not need you anymore:” said my producer .
    End of career.  Was I surprised?   Not really.  Another radio
    commentator told me early in my radio career: , 

    “Al, remember , we all have a shelf life.”

    So ended my SHELF LIFE with the CBC.

    Somewhere at the bottom of the Don River you might find that sound equipment.  Then
    again maybe it was washed out into Toronto Harbour and Lake Ontario by the annual
    white water canoe race.  No one sent me a bill.











  • Marjorie sends her pictures of the log cabin

    Dateline Jan. 4, 2023
    Story is coming…a mystery story the could have been tragic had not Mike’s hand clenched my collar as I raced head down under the foaming white water trapped by the thwarts of the canoe. Where did this happen? Why was the story never told.]?
    alan

  • EPISODE 709 IMAGINE WHEN NIGHTFALL CAME AND ALL OUR WORLD WAS DARK….The Schneller Log Cabin, January 1, 2023

    EPISODE  709     IMAGINE WHEN NIGHTFALL CAME AND ALL OUR WORLD WAS DARK….The Schneller Log Cabin, January 1, 2023


    alan skeoch
    January 1, 2023





    JUST IMAGINE LIFE IN THIS CABIN…TONIGHT, JANUARY 1, 2023

    There was a time not long ago when light at night depended upon candles and kerosene.
    Imagine that.  IMAGINE  THE DARKNESS.  The sun provides us with the light and heat that miraculously created life on earth.
    When the cloak of night covers us we can visualize…feel, as our bodies shake in the absence of the sun.

    Every year for the past four decades the Schneller family move from their electricity powered
    home to their log cabin in the garden where the only source of light and heat is a wood
    stove, candles and kerosene lamps.  Dim….very dim.  Bodies move in the shadows.
    Dinner plates grate their way from the stove to piles of food almost beyond the candle glow.

    It does not take much imagination to understand what life on earth was like 170 years ago, around 1850,
    when this cabin was hacked out of  a white pine forest in Perth County with spaces between
    the logs chinked with mortar …mortar given body by the rank smelling hair of hogs killed to sustain
    life.

    Brad’s friend, Dave Poor, supervised the careful demolition of this cabin and its shipment
    by trucks to Erindale in Mississauga.  His son Geoffrey was here last night as were the
    Schnellers…Sandra, Bradley, Suzanne, David, Evan and Anne.   Marjorie and I have been guests
    in this annual celebration of life for as long as this cabin has stood for 40 years or more…Honoured.

    .  Nine people..nine shadows moving in the ephemeral  glow of candles,  kerosene lamps and  the wood stove.

     and then someone touched a switch to the New years.
    dinner was lit by a surge of electricity that came and went in the twinkling of an eye..
    just enough time to get one single photograph of our celebrants.

    Time enough to to think of first inhabitants of this place.  Pioneer families were often large….five, six, ten children.  Yet their homes
    were as small as this cabin…one single room, maybe 20 x 30 where a family ate and slept
    and procreated.  Cursed and prayed…lived.

    Unseen in the shadows, I flopped on the single bed and dosed off while the bodies around
    me moved and belched, farted and began to get ready for bed on the floor or in the store room
    up above where Brad has am endless war with red squirrels, raccoons, mice and skunks.
    Perhaps a rat or two that Brad has never acknowledged .
    And Other living things.  

    The last person down blows out the candles and douses the lamps with metal spoon.
    The embers in the stove will not last long but the heat and stink of unwashed bodies
    will remind us all that our lives are saved by the miracle of exploding gasses of helium
    and hydrogen in that ball of not quite eternal fire we call the sun.

    Happy New year…2023! 



    Shadows moving back and forth in flickering light of candles and kerosene.  Time for bed…on the floor because I am near asleep on the single bed in the room.



    Should we disrobe? I think not.  There are not enough feathers in the comforter to keep us warm,   We will keep our winter clothes on our bodies until
    the sun warms the swamp enough for us to peel the caked grime of winter from our boots, clothes and skin.   Hold your breath!

    alan skeoch