Year: 2023

  • EPISODE 715 THE DAY I MET ELVIS (CHIBOUGAMAU, NORTHERN QUEBEC — SUMMER 1956)


    EPISODE 715     THE DAY I MET ELVIS  (CHIBOUGAMAU, NORTHERN  QUEBEC — SUMMER 1956)

    alan skeoch
    January 11, 2035

    OK  I NEVER REALLY MET HIM….EXCEPT IN MY IMAGINATION

    But I did pass some time in Heartbreak Hotel….


    ELEVIS PRESSLEY

    MARJORIE AND I happened to catch an Elvis Pressley special on public television last night.  Seeing
    and hearing Elvis brought back memories of my first contact with him.   His big hit in 1956
    was Heartbreak Hotel which launched his career.  On a hot summer day in 1956 we ( fellow prospectors)
    happened to be drinking beer in the Chibougamau Hotel when the owner set the needle on the
    Pressley recording.


    These images popped into my consciousness.

    BIG EVENTS Usually go directly into long time storage in our brains.   Meeting Elvis Presslley was such

    an event.  I remember that meeting in total detail….total recall.  Rock and Roll.  I did not know who Elvis was that summer
    but I was overcome with his explosive lyrics to Heartbreak Hotel.



    P33 Fonds Godefroy de Billy
    Chibougamau looked much like this in 1956.  Only as I remember the road in town was gravel like the highway through the 
    seemingly endless carpet of spruce tress to get there.    These cars are 1950’s vintage so the main street must have been
    paved.   But only the main street.   In 1956 I do not remember as many shops.  The street was dominated by the beer parlour
    in my mind.  Imagination?    It was called a ’shack town”, a “white” town (no native person wanted to live  there with the whites),
    a “Mining town” in which  men who hammered the ore face deep underground were more admired than any priest or sunday
    school teacher.  Elvis spoke to us all.


    Well, since my baby left meWell, I found a new place to dwellWell, it’s down at the end of Lonely StreetAt Heartbreak HotelWhere I’ll be, I’ll be so lonely, babyWell, I’m so lonelyI’ll be so lonely, I could die

    Sounds sort of corny in print but the song was a super hit in 1956… first on hit parade

    from January to July.  And the vocalist, Elvis, was something new on the musical stage.
    He performed….wiggled his pelvis.

    We were drinking beer in the Chibougamau Hotel.  Our whole crew had been air lifted by Beaver 
    from the bug infested boreal forest to the town for a little R.. and R. before we got back
    to our Magnetometer in our search for chalcopyrite.  I was a bit of a prude because I did
    not drink…. broke that rule a bit having one or two draughts of Molson’s Export with my
    crew who were a mixed bag of characters from Joe, a professional alcoholic to two recent 
    immigrants from Germany…tough guys who may have been  members of the
    Hitler youth.  And three of us were high school students from Toronto.

    It was around noon when we started drinking, The room was dark and dingy.  Lots of
    cigarette smoke and spilled beer.  Small beer glasses in those days so we ordered a tableful
    of them,  Mostly men in the room.  In those days men’s beverage rooms were exclusively for men
    or men with ‘escorts’ so there were a couple of women present. Sort of hidden.  I only
    remember one woman but I recognized her.  We had travelled together in a taxi from
    St. Felicien to Chibougamau.  Five passengers none of which I knew.  All French Canadians
    All rather rough French Canadian men.   We stopped twice to take a leak
    on the trip.   They seemed oblivious to the presence of the girl.  

      She was stunning.  About my age. I was seventeen.  She may have
    been twenty.   That was some trip.  Gravel road in which the mining trucks from
    the Opemiskka copper mine had the rIght of  way. Spraying gravel at bay car that dared 
    challenge that right. Our Driver charged extra for the hundred or so mile trip
    because of the likelihood his car would be damaged from flying gravel.  I think he
    did get a crack in the windshield or he already had one. 

     She was so attractive that I
    was embarrassed when the other men just took a leak in plain sight.
     
    And here she was sitting in the beer parlour which was jammed with men who 
    were overdoing it on beer while the record player boomed out Heartbreak Hotel
    over and over again.

    She  got up and left a couple of times.  Always with a man…different man who
    left money on the table.  With her was one of the guys that was also in the
    taxi.  It took me a few minutes to figure out what was going on.  Then in a flash
    I knew.  The girl was a prostitute doing quick tricks for her pimp.  I was devastated.

    Could I rescue her?   Should I rescue her?  Wasn’t this none of my business?
    No one seemed to notice the transactions except for me.  Perhaps it was only
    my imagination gone wild on two draughts of beer.   I did nothing stupid.  Did 
    nothing at all.

    Although it’s always crowdedYou still can find some roomFor broken hearted loversTo cry there in their gloomBe so, they’ll be so lonely, babyThey get so lonelyThey’re so lonely, they could die


    This all happened in one afternoon session.  About four or five o’clock we were
    gathered together and ferried by bush plane back to our miserable camp site.
    Joe F. was falling down drunk by then and regailed us with his sexual exploits
    at his home town of Rouyn, Quebec…to Joe sexual activity was an open book
    or maybe he just made up the stories.  None of them dare I repeat.  Use your
    imagination.   I Liked Joe.  He was the gregarious type.  Later when our food
    supply of bacon and eggs, rolled oats and canned milk,  pork and beans ran
    low we called in a bush plane and sent Joe back to Chibougamau for grub.  He 
    arrived back at camp so drunk that he fell off the pontoon into the water laughing
    all the while.  He did not bring any food but spent our money and his time
    in the Chibougamau Hotel.

    The French Canadians I met did not like me.
    How do i know that?  Because our line cutting crew were French Canadians and
    they were fed less than we were fed, they did not get an R. And R. break but instead
    were expected to get the survey lines laid out as fast as possible so that we could
    tae our Magnetometer readings and report anomalies it there were any. Bull work.

    Anomalies …. speculations … were profitsble on the penny stock market
    back in Toronto where get rich quick schemes sucked he greedy into 
    buying stock on places like Loon Lake Mining Company (a fictitious title from my
     brain).   On that job I learned lots.  

    I was a Boy Scout…a Rover sScout…convinced that I could right the wrongs
    of this world by my presence.  A bit of a prick really.  And a failure.  I did not
    rescue that poor girl….did not even acknowledge I knew her.  And when I did
    act In attempt to make friends with the French line cutting crew I was reminded
    harshly that friendship was not wanted.  When I sat at their hand hewn table
    one French Canadian jabbed his slashing knife into the table in front of me.
    I still remember tat knife waving…it was a machete.  The point was clear. Two
    Solitude. Get the hell back to your own tent.
    Now, the bellhop’s tears keep flowin’And the desk clerk’s dressed in blackWell, they’ve been so long on Lonely StreetWell, they’ll never, they’ll never look backAnd they get so, they get so lonely, babyWell, they are so lonelyThey’re so lonely, they could die
    Well, now, if your baby leaves youAnd you got a tale to tellWell, just take a walk down Lonely StreetTo Heartbreak HotelWhere you will be, you will be lonely, babyWell, you will be lonelyYou’ll be so lonely, you could die

    Post Script:
    1 ) Decades later when I was asked to write a chapter for a Canadian
    history book for senior students, I wrote up my experiences that summer
    of 1956.  In all its glory and brutality including the young girl.  I thought
    my chapter reflected what has happening in Quebec.  The awakening
    of French Canadian nationalism.   The reasons behind it. Guess
    what happened to my chapter?  It was laundered…cleaned up…made
    sotfer.  Beer parlour and sadness of prostitution cut out.



    2 )  Beer was a discovery for me in 1956.  One of the guys smuggled a
    case of  Molson Export into our camp and he gave me a can.  Dad liked beer so
    I rolled the can in brown paper, printed our address (then 455 Annette Street
    in Toronto), and stuck a couple of stamps on it then dropped it in the outgoing
    mail.   It reached Dad.  He slipped it in the fridge, levered it open and gulped it
    down as pleased as punch.  Told his friends that Alan mailed him beer
    from northern quebec.




  • EPISODE 714 PRICE PAID FOR HIGHWAY WIDENING JUNCTION QEW AND 403

    EPISODE 714   PRICE PAID FOR HIGHWAY WIDENING   JUNCTION QEW AND 403


    alan skeoch
    january 10, 2023

    On two separate occasions I chanced upon two distinct barns that were lost 
    sometime in the last 40 years.   I don’t know why I took the trouble to approach
    these barns.  I had a feeling we were losing something when a road widening 
    occurs for the public good.

    EPISODE 714   PRICE PAID FOR HIGHWAY WIDENING   JUNCTION QEW AND 403


    1)  Barn on fire as we came home from our farm one afternoon.   South side of QEW just as highway turns south
    toward the Ford plant.

    2)  Barn about to be bulldozed.  “I was paid for the barn but wish I had it back.  So many nice memories.” said 
    the former owner as he stood in the old sable.  North side of QEW directly opposite to the barn fire.


    alan skeoch
  • EPISODE 711 sequel to Martin and Natalie Leuthi’s wedding == seems readers like weddings (EVEN THE DOG!)


    EPISODE 711   MARTIN and NATALIE’S WEDDING — SEEMS MY READERS LIKE WEDDINGS, A SEQUEL

    alan skeoch
    Jan. 7, 2023





    Martin and Natalie Leuthi are happy type persons…the kind that try to see good in everyone.
    they planned their wedding they wanted everyone to have a good time.  

     I am trying to replicate their thinking…
    worm my way into Martin’s brain.  First off, he is a Swiss = Canadian…or Canadian – Swiss
    depending on your preference.  Both nations have their idiosyncrasies in my opinion.  The Swiss
    side of Martn is his attention to detail.   He is so good at detail that he now builds jet turbines where
    the tolerances are fractions of the human hair.  The Canadian quirk in his personality is that
    he is a happy person, at ease with people.  He exudes confidence and fellowship.

    And that is why their wedding was such a memorable event.

    Did he break the wedding up into components?  I think so.

    First = The Stag. 



     “Alan, do not forget the dog?’
    “The dog?”
    “I was giving a speech at my stag and a dog came up behind me, raised its back foot and pissed on my leg.”
    “Are you joking?”
    “Nope , here is the picture to prove it.”
    “Can I use the picture?”
    “Sure.  It was a kind of reverse baptism the way I see it.”
    Second – Transportation





    “Why did you rent that ancient bus?”
    “People are often late for weddings,,,the bus will get us all to the church on time.”

    Third – Location

    “We chose a spot in the centre of Switzerland.  If people are coming they can use
    the wedding as a starting point for a tour.”
    “nobody does that.”
    “My sister Gabriela and your son Kevin are planning that for you…holiday in Flammerans.”
    “Joke?”
    “Wait and see”

    Fourth – The Church and the Minister


    Nolan and Morgan Skeoch led the wedding procession



    “Remember the sermon before the wedding, Alan?”
    “I do…the minister had two wooden gears in his hand.”
    “Remember the gears fitted together?”
    “Sort of sexual image I thought at the  time.”
    “Precisely and that was his point….a smooth running car depends upon
    the gears…same applies to weddings.”

    “And  Morgan and Nolan were given a chance to shine…hint to everyone
    that Natalie and I planned to have a tubule of kids…and soon.”

    Fifth – The Reception


    Martin greeted everyone from a place on high







    Everyone got a Swiss Cow




    “What do you remember about the reception, Alan?”
    “You gave everyone a cow….we still have ours over the fireplace.”
    “What could be more Swiss than a cow?”
    “Chocolate bar.”
    “ the cow was more memorable.”

    “And remember how we greeted people?”
    “Yes, you leaned out the window with arms extended.”
    “Like the Pope at the Vatican”
    “Precisely, we are not Catholic but can learn from the papal greetings of the faithful.”
    “Is that why we were housed in a convent?”

    Sixth – The Food and Drink





    “Sometimes people drink too much at weddings.: dangerous.”
    “:But you had lots o f wine.”
    “More food than wine….I think we had three meals rather than one meal…
    stuff People full of food and accidents are less likely.”

    Seventh = The Damce



    Eigth =  Something Special – The Boat Cruise


    The sunflowers must have some kind of meaning…I missed that.  Perhaps a reader knows.

    And the ALPHORN…
    “Something special for all age groups….kids to grandparents…nothing nicer than
    an afternoon on a Swiss Lake with the Towering Alps in the distance…more food
    available but less wine.  “
    “The boat cruse kept us all together.”





    NOW WHAT IS MOST MEMORABLE?   IS IT THAT DOG???

    alan skeoch

    Post script

    Natalie and Martin now have three children, two dogs and a cluster of semi wild turtles living in 
    a small pond in their back yard at Arisdof, Switzerland.  
  • EPISODE 710 CBC WHITE WATER MYSTERY…NEAR DISASTER (we all have a shelf life)

    EPISODE  710    WHITE WATER MYSTERY…NEAR DISASTER (we all have a shelf life)


    alan skeoch
    Jan . 3, 2023




    “My head was bouncing like a tennis ball…hitting  the rocky bottom of the “——”  River
    as our canoe had flipped over in the white water rapids.  I was trapped  with legs under the thwarts
    …my body upside down…right wrist broken and pinned together,
    left had clutching my camera…twisted to escape, failed… hope was gone then Mike  
    gripped my collar and dragged me back to the surface.”

    THE MYSTERY QUESTIONS: 

    Where did this happen?
    Why was the story never told?

    WHITE WATER CANOEING — NEAR TRAGEDY




    Disasters happen.  Sometimes people die.  Hate to think about it but our adventure
    white water rafting could have been a lot worse.  I could have drowned were it not for
     Mike reaching under the canoe. .. catching  me by the shirt collar as my head bumped
    to stoney bottom of the “ —” River.  I was trapped by the thwarts and only had one good … right wrist
    broken and pinned together,,,left hand holding my camera.

    Why no drop the camera, you ask?  Had I done so you might not believe the story.  Evidence.
    Not fiction.

    HOW IT ALL BEGAN

    “ALAN, just planned a good story for you to do on CBC Radio…outdoor story…white water canoeing story.”
    “Sorry, my right wrist is broken, wired together….fell off a cliff in France.”
    “We can still do the story.  You are left handed and can hold the microphone while we do the paddling.
    White water adventure for our listeners.”
    “Suppose I cou;d wedge under the thwarts.”
    “Great…meet you at the headwaters where the dam will be opened…only happens once a year…springtime.”

    Marjorie drove me to the launching site and would pick me up later she believed.  There were other veteran
    canoeists at the launch.   One man held the canoe while the adventurers loaded.  Must be safe for one
    family had a little boy wedged under the thwarts of a canoe.  The water was foaming.  Canoeists were anxious.



    I assumed we could handle the danger.  Flat paddling to keep canoe from turning broadside.  Our lead paddler had
    the CBC recording equipment with a wire leading back to me. Mike was in the stern.   No time for adjustments.
    Once loaded we were cast off and began the race down river.  Fast .. really fast.  

    We had hardly begun when we met the first accident.  An aluminum canoe had hit a deadfall broadside.  The canoe
    was bent like a safety pin.  No sign of the paddlers.

    About then we lost control.  Could not keep the canoe straight…could nor master the white water.  We began to
    pirouette … to whirl down the river like a helicopter trying to take flight.  Once the circling began we could not
    stop it.  I gripped the microphone and hollered a few words for the CBC audience.  Or so I thought. 


     “The white water has got us.  Steer for shore!”
    No answer.  Mike was trying.  We whirled by another canoe…submerged at the shoreline.   Canoeists alive
    but canoe was lost.  Our canoe picked up speed…still whirling….no control.  This was not an adventure.  This
    was an accident about to happen.”

    Then it happened…Turned broadside … tipped over upside down.  Water was about six feet deep with boulders here and there.
    I knew that because my head hit a couple of them.  I could not get out.  Both hands useless.  Legs near useless
    under the thwarts.  Baggage and sound equipment in a tangle sweeping past.

    I do not remember panic.  I do remember the unusual sensation of my head dragon along the river bottom.
    How long?  Not long,,, seemed long.  Seconds only really.   Mike’s hand had me by the collar dragging
    me from beneath the thwart to the surface and then to a small beach where some Canada geese were
    gabbling.  Our canoe was filled with water now.. bobbing in shallow patch.

    Then Mike dove back in the deep water.

    How did I get the pictures. I saved my camera , must have been waterproof.



     “What the hell are you doing Mike?’
    “Got to get the sound equipment.  CBC stuff.”

    He failed.  Contents were gone…coats floaed away…CBC sound equipment must be bashed into scrap
    metal by the same boulders that bashed my head.






    HOW THE ADVENTURE ENDED

    WE still had our canoe and, believe it or not, both paddles.  I do not remember how we got most of the
    water out of the canoe.  I do remember the verdant wilderness where the accident happened.  Forest reaching
    down to the shore.  Occasional shallow beaches.   I remember shivering.  It was early spring.   Trees bursting
    into life…Maybe dandelions here and there.  Canada geese gabbling something unintelligible like “those fools”!
    My right hand seemed ok , only swollen a bit more than usual….wire pins in place.



    The river levelled out and there was no more white water.  We paddled leisurely.  Other cases passed us
    confident that they had triumphed over nature.  We were less confident.  I shivered.  My arm sling was gone.
    My broken wrist was swelling.   We beached the canoe and it was taken away somewhere.   

    Mike and his partner were silent.  I am not sure whether my near injury or my near drowning was top of 
    their minds.  I think not.   The loss of the CBC gear was certainly uppermost.  I shivered…soaked
    to the skin.   Hopped on the bus that took me ask to the headwaters where Marjorie picked me up.

    THE ANSWEERS TO THE TWO BIG QUESTIONS

    1)  WHAT whiee water river was this?   The Don River.  You laugh!  The Don River is so placid.  Never
    has white water.  And you are correct.  Except for one day each year when the dam at the
    headwaters is opened.  One day off white water.  We were there.

    2)  Why was I never allowed to do the CBC story?   That is a big mystery to me.  Having survived
    I dearly wanted to do the story.  But the CBC management must have killed the story.  Did the loss 
    of the CBC gear play a role?  Or was it fear of a lawsuit had I not survived?  Mike never said.’
    One thing is certain.  My career as a CBC radio journalist ended that day.

    Well, not quite ended.  I was asked to do a story on the Sam McBride, a Tronto Island 
    ferry that was facing the end of its days.  That was my last story.   

    Today, I think the story is worth telling.

    alan skeoch
    -white water canoeist
    -former CBC radio journalist
    -adventurer
    -January 4, 2023

    Post Script:  HOW MY CBC CAREER ENDED
    “We do not need you anymore:” said my producer .
    End of career.  Was I surprised?   Not really.  Another radio
    commentator told me early in my radio career: , 

    “Al, remember , we all have a shelf life.”

    So ended my SHELF LIFE with the CBC.

    Somewhere at the bottom of the Don River you might find that sound equipment.  Then
    again maybe it was washed out into Toronto Harbour and Lake Ontario by the annual
    white water canoe race.  No one sent me a bill.











  • Marjorie sends her pictures of the log cabin

    Dateline Jan. 4, 2023
    Story is coming…a mystery story the could have been tragic had not Mike’s hand clenched my collar as I raced head down under the foaming white water trapped by the thwarts of the canoe. Where did this happen? Why was the story never told.]?
    alan