Year: 2023

  • EPISODE 850 KNEE PAIN…MOBILE SOLUTION…A BIT EMBARRASING

    EPISODE 850     KNEE PAIN…MOBILE SOLUTION…A BIT EMBARRASING 

    alan skeoch
    june 2023’england



    HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN?

    I Would not describe myself as mighty but the general idea fits.  I had been too proud to admit my knee gives me 
    a lot of pain.  So bluff.   Stagger is a better word.. That ploy did not last long.

    “Dad, I have renter a scooter for you all week.”
    “No goddam way am I going to use a scooter”
    “Delivery coming up lane now.”
    “Makes me look like an old fool.”
    “True…but sometimes you look that way without the scooter.   Get on
    it.  Easy to use.”

    (Too easy … soon everybody wanted my scooter.   Then they began regarding
    the scooter as a bag truck….piled all the groceries on, even a bag with two watermelons
    that rolled away and a little kid helped me catch them.  That was a waste of time the watermelons
    were past the due date…spongy.  Should have given them to my little helper who swiped
    a plastic bucket from a stack of them.)
    Strange how a big man on a little scooter was totally ignored by the Morris dancers which
    allowed me to zip in and out as they jumped about.



    Nolan told the horses….
    “Grandpa will be buzzing around.  Do not get alarmed.  Do not laugh at him.  He is super sensitive.”

    Under all these bags is a scooter and two watermelons. They are rolling out of the scooter.  “I will get them” announced a helper with  big plastic pail.

    Morgan and the dogs liked to zip around…


    “Hey, Dad, I am going  to buy one of these scooters to get back and forth to the horse stables”

    MY EMBARASMENT (sp) WAS SOON FORGOTTEN.

    POST SCRIPT

    When I began using a cane due to knee pain, I suddenly became aware of 
    so many other lame people with canes.  Some of us nodded  to each other.
    When I graduated to this scooter the same thing happened….nodding to each other.
    ‘Birds of a father flock together”, comes to mind although the analogy is
    not accurate.   Birds fly…we stumble.  I have decided to get my knee fixed…surgery.
    If all goes well does that mean I can no loner nod at those with canes…no longer
    grin a t those with scooters.  I fear I will join the arrogant majority once more.
  • EPISODE 851 SWEATSHIRT is 4x (I.E, ‘XXXX” …ALAN SAYS HE LIKED COLOUR !!!




    NOTE….JUST A SHORT EPISODE WHILE I GET BIGGER EMBARASSING STORY READY



    SEEMED LIKE A GOOD DEAL…ON SALE


    “How the hell was I supped to know what “4X” meant?”


  • EPISODE 849 MORRIS DANCERS…why do they jump about?

    EPISODE  849   MORRIS DANCERS…why do they jump about?

    alan skeoch

    june 2023


    Morris dancing is a form of English folk dance usually accompanied by music. It is based on rhythmic stepping and the execution of choreographed figures by a group of dancers, usually wearing bell pads on their shins. Implements such as sticks, swords and handkerchiefs may also be wielded by the dancers.


    WE MEET A BUNCH OF MORRIS DANCERS , june 2023

    The village of St. Albans had closed off its main street for a bunch of senior
    citizens in odd costumes…with bells on their ankles and either hitting each other with sticks
    or leaping in the air and waving white handkerchiefs all in time with a violin and an accordion.
    Big crowd had gathered.

    Strange to see men leaping in unison while waving a white  nose cloth.  Even stranger to see 
    two rows of women in green dress trying to hit each other hunks of wood….while dancing .

    “What’s happening?”
    “I think these are Morris dancers?”
    The name came to me although I had never seen such dancers before.
    “Strangest dancers I’ve ever seen.   Big men and big women acting as if they are light  feathers.”
    “Could you do it?”
    “Not with my bad knee.”
    “These dancers are 60 to 90 years old.”
    “How do you  know that?”
    “By their haircolor or lack of hair.”

    WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF MORRIS DANCING?

    “’Seems to have begun as a fertility thing way back in the 15th century.”
    “Fertlility?”
    “”Villagers wishing that their neighbours would get pregnant.”
    “Did they not know the real facts of life,?
    “Sex?”
    “Yes.  Getting pregnant and having healthy children is a matter of chance….it does not 
    happen that easily.”
    “Are Morris dancers encouraging sexual activity?”
    “Seems so….although the dancing could be a harvest wish……good crops?”
    “Do you know what I  really think?”
    “Morris dancing is not a fertility blessing or a  wish for good harvest….then what?’
    “I think Morris dancing is just an excuse to have a good time with friends.”
    “Now that makes sense.”

    “Morris dancers used to be exclusively men for some reason but now both
    sexes jump around.”
    “I wonder why just men?”
    “I have no idea but I bet there was a reason..”
    “Find out…..(READERS JOB)

    NOTE:  My brother Eric and I did not need Morris Dancers to exlain the facts of life.
    We had TINKER who attracted Tom Cats like a magnet does hairpins.   She chose one,
    struck an odd posture.  The Tom Cat then crawled on fast and got away fast.  Then
    we had kittens….lots o of kittens.  TINKER was a teacher.  Her Tom Cat visitors lined
    along the back fence and sang some sexual song in perfect harmony until dad fired 
    the bb gun from the kitchen window.





    History in England

    While the earliest (15th-century) references place the Morris dance in a courtly setting, it appears that the dance became part of performances for the lower classes by the later 16th century; in 1600, the Shakespearean actor William Kempe, Morris danced from London to Norwich, an event chronicled in his Nine Daies Wonder (1600).
    Almost nothing is known about the folk dances of England prior to the mid-17th century. While it is possible to speculate on the transition of “Morris dancing” from the courtly to a rural setting, it may have acquired elements of pre-Elizabethan (medieval) folk dance, such proposals will always be based on an argument from silence as there is no direct record of what such elements would have looked like. In the Elizabethan period, there was significant cultural contact between Italy and England, and it has been suggested that much of what is now considered traditional English folk dance, and especially English country dance, is descended from Italian dances imported in the 16th century.
    By the mid 17th century, the working peasantry took part in Morris dances, especially at Whitsun. The Puritan government of Oliver Cromwell, however, suppressed Whitsun Ales and other such festivities. When the crown was restored by Charles II, the springtime festivals were restored. In particular, Whitsun Ales came to be celebrated on Whitsunday (Pentecost), as the date coincided with the birthday of Charles II.
    Morris dancing continued in popularity until the industrial revolution and its accompanying social changes. Four teams claim a continuous lineage of tradition within their village or town: Abingdon (their Morris team was kept going by the Hemmings family), Bampton, Headington Quarry, and Chipping Campden. Other villages have revived their own traditions, and hundreds of other teams across the globe have adopted (and adapted) these traditions, or have created their own styles from the basic building blocks of Morris stepping and figures.
    However by the late 19th century, and in the West Country at least, Morris dancing was fast becoming more a local memory than an activity. D’Arcy Ferris (or de Ferrars), a Cheltenham based singer, music teacher and organiser of pageants, became intrigued by the tradition and sought to revive it. He firstly encountered Morris in Bidford and organised its revival. Over the following years he took the side to several places in the West Country, from Malvern to Bicester and from Redditch to Moreton in Marsh. By 1910, he and Cecil Sharp were in correspondence on the subject.
    Several English folklorists were responsible for recording and reviving the tradition in the early 20th century, often from a bare handful of surviving members of mid-19th-century village sides. Among these, the most notable are Cecil Sharp, Maud Karpeles, and Mary Neal.
    Boxing Day 1899 is widely regarded as the starting point for the Morris revival. Cecil Sharp was visiting at a friend’s house in Headington, near Oxford, when the Headington Quarry Morris side arrived to perform. Sharp was intrigued by the music and collected several tunes from the side’s musician, William Kimber; not until about a decade later, however, did he begin collecting the dances, spurred and at first assisted by Mary Neal, a founder of the Espérance Club (a dressmaking co-operative and club for young working women in London), and Herbert MacIlwaine, musical director of the Espérance Club. Neal was looking for dances for her girls to perform, and so the first revival performance was by young women in London.
    In the first few decades of the 20th century, several men’s sides were formed, and in 1934 the Morris Ring was founded by six revival sides. In the 1950s and especially the 1960s, there was an explosion of new dance teams, some of them women’s or mixed sides. At the time, there was often heated debate over the propriety and even legitimacy of women dancing the Morris, even though there is evidence as far back as the 16th century that there were female Morris dancers. There are now male, female and mixed sides to be found.
    Partly because women’s and mixed sides were not eligible for full membership of the Morris Ring, two other national (and international) bodies were formed, the Morris Federation and Open Morris. All three bodies provid
  • EPISODE 848 THE SHENLEY EQEUSTRIAN STABLE…AND JOBS KEVIN DOES

    Running this operation is  A big job.  Bigger than I could ever handle.

    How about you?  Heere is a pictorial essay of just what is 
    required.  
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    Hey there, Kevin, thanks forthe visit…the Shenleyt Stud Farm….now your operation.
    One big  load of work for one man.  These pictures tell it all except for the peacocks.
    dad
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  • EPISODE 846 CHARITY STORE SHOPPING, MUSWELL HILL, LONDON, ENGLAND, JUNE 2023

    EPISODE  846      CHARITY STORE SHOPPING, MUSWELL HILL, LONDON, ENGLAND, JUNE 2023


    alan skeoch
    june  2023

    Marjorie may not like this photo but it captures her determination to visit all the
    charity stores in Muswell Hill.  Escorted by our amused and joyful grandchild, Morgan.
    Marjorie gets lost often…or is it me that does so?

    No trip to London, England, is complete without a day spent hopping from one CHARITY STORE to
    ANOTHER.   Recycling shopping is one of our favourite activities.   Not just clothes…lots of books, dishes
    and boots.

    “Marjorie, next time we come to London let’s travel very light. Maybe come in the nude even.”
    :Why?”
    “We can dress ourselves in the charity stores cheaply.”

    We did not quite go that far but could have done so.  And a nude flight would give a little more
    room for our hips in those economy airline seat designed for those with no fat…for human
    skeletons.



    That’s our eldest son, Kevin, somewhat patiently awaiting us.


    Why is Morgan looking at me in such startled fashion?   Simple.  Her job is to prevent use from getting lost.
    Easy to do.   So she acts like an insufferable mother hen. 


    Dominating Muskel Hill is this grand church now turned in to a grand pub.  When the church tried therefore no pubs allowed
    in the village.  Now it is closed.  But even now there are only two pubs.   So if its beer you are after walk down to Crouch End or
    up to Highgate whose graveyard features the massive headstone devoted to Karl Marx.  Never get bored in London.



    Kevin has lived in many London homes so we are quite familiar with the city and
    all its nooks and crannies.   Highgate, Crouch End snd Muswell Hill were the last 
    three before Shenley.  The result?   We know a lot of Charity Ships In London and 
    consider Muswell Hill one of the best with 7 or 8 or 9 Charity shops in the urban village.
    A super good fish and chip shop like Toff’s in the middle.  Today I am wearing Canadian
    Salvation Army shoes, pants and shirt so we do shop in Canada as well.  

    If you have nto shopped in a charity store you have missed a nice experience.

    alan