Month: June 2021

  • EPISODE 351 “ALAN, I THINK WE HAVE A PROWLER”

    EPISODE 351    OUR WILDERNESS IN PORT CREDIT — CAN BE INTIMIDATING

    EPISODE 351     “ALAN, I THINK WE HAVE A  PROWLER” 

    alan skeoch
    June 10, 2021

    “Alan, somebody moved the old dump rake .”


    A MATTER OF CONCERN

    We are cocooned in a wilderness in Port Credit.  I know that is hard to believe with so many
    condominiums under construction.  But take a look at these pictures taken when Marjorie noticed
    our ancient dump rake had been moved.   If you want to scare yourself then imagine someone
    is hiding in the June undergrowth.

    “Alan, some teen agers moved the old dump rake one day last week….ad last
    night  I think we had a prowler.”

    Last night Marjorie found our back gate forced…enough room for someone to slip through
    and the sideboard gate was open allowing Woody to get out and find some garbage.

    Here are some pictures of the back of our lot at Mary Fix Creek.    Lots of cover for
    B and E people.

    A MATTER OF PRIDE


    I think we own one of the largest…if not the largest…trees in Mississauga.
    Silver Maple that is nearly 9 feet wide at the base.


    SEARCHING FOR A PROWLER

    The closest I got to the prowler was the secret places where our coyotes live and maybe raise a family.  But there are also
    trails where humans walk.   As well they should for this bit of forest is a treasure.  Prowler?   Impossible to find. Long gone.
    A person of the dark night.   Or maybe just a nature lover lost in our sudden wilderness.  a person who wanted to reach
    the pavement on the other side of our house.





    Marjorie pulling wild garlic which she believes
    it taking over our back lot.  She could make an Hawaiian Skirt out of the stuff.


    alan skeoch
  • EPISODE 360 ERNIE SUTCLIFFE AND THE FIREMAN’S LIFT AND OTHER 38TH ROVER CREW STORIES

    EPISODE 360    ERNIE SUTCLIFFE AND THE FIREMAN’S LIFT AND OTHER 38TH ROVER CREW STORIES


    alan skeoch
    une 9, 2021


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    I am not sure I should tell this story.  Some readers will not see the humour
    and might be offended at the crude incident.   I know when it happened I did not know what was the
    appropriate reaction.  Laughter? Disturbed facial expression?  Pretend it never happened and get
    on with the show.?

    THE SETTING:  Parent’s night for the 38th Boy Scout Troop.  Entertainment by the 38th Rover Crew

    Runnymede Presbyterian Church trusted us.  We had a young congregation with dozens of young people
    who actually came to church.  Once or twice a year Reverend Currie even asked a young person to
    deliver the sermon.  Imagine that.  We tried not to disappoint.

    On this particular evening I had the job of being MC.  Let me put this event in dialogue form.

    “Good evening parents of the 38th,…”
    (the lights in he hall dimmed.  Dinner plates had been collected)
    “Tonight we have a special guest.   Ernie Sutcliffe is a member
    of the Toronto Police Force and a friend of our Rover Crew.”
    (Ernie steps from behind the curtain…polite applause)
    Ernie has agreed to show us how to do the Fireman’s Lift.  In tough situations like
    a burning house fire it is necessary for an officer to act fast to say
    lives.  He will demonstrate how to get a person lying prone on the
    ground up onto his shoulders fast and efficiently.”

    “first thing we need Alan, is a volunteer”
    “Boy Scout Bob Denny has agreed.
    “OK, Bob, just lie down on the stage on your back.”
    “Like this?”
    “Correct…you can even close you eyes.”

    “Now watch closely everyone…The Fireman’s Lift…works every time.”

    “Show us, Ernie.”

    “I just reach down and grab him by the crotch like this….”

    In lightning speed Bob Denny flew into the air…using his own muscles…
    and Erne caught him , flipped Denny onto his shoulder and strode off
    the stage.   It happened faster than I could blink.  Ernie grabbed poor
    Bob Denny by the balls and Denny jumped as high as Ernie’s shoulder.

    I was flabbergasted.  How would all those parents react.

    No worry there.  They were hooting and laughing …

    Someday I will get the nerve to ask a cop…a Metro member of
    Toronto’s finest…whether that is really the way they do the Fireman’s
    Lift.   At the time I could not ask Ernie who left he church chuckling.

    I am not sure how Bob Denny felt about the show.  Ernie was never
    a member of our crew.  He showed up now and then.  

    alan skeoch
  • EPISODE 349 SHORT PANTS TO KILST….38T ROVER CREW CIRCA 1956

    Note…some readers will identify with this story…having done similar things.
    Others will be sorry they were born too late for that carefree life.



    EPISODE 359     SHORT PANTS TO KILTS….38T ROVER CREW CIRCA 1956

                        (IN MEMORIAM TO BIG RED STEVENSON WHO WAS ALWAYS WITH US)

    alan skeoch
    june 2021

    Oh, how I wish Big Red Stevenson was alive today.  He passed on before I could
    assemble all these pictures of our 38th Boy Scout Rover Crew when we wore
    our short pants, neck scarves and Mountie Hats.  Knee socks with tasselled garters. We were all such good friends
    yet did not show it.  Our friendship was a reflex….present in our lives as much as a knee joint
    or a lower jaw.  Principled, focussed and proud.  Short pants!  


    Big Red Stevenson must have taken this picture.  Jim Garde Jr., Alan Skeoch, Don Strathdee
    and Doug Mason…all stroliing down a gravel road of semi-abandoned farms near Van Dorf….just
    a short distance north of Toronto.  Gone now…was about to become a subdivision in 1956.

    Those were the days…indeed, those were the years…when we were teen agers
    and proudly Boy Scouts then Rover Scouts.   The years when friendships were formed
    on camping trips organized on whim.  

     “Let’s go camping this week end”
    “Rover uniforms or civillian clothes?”
    “Etobicoke or Lake Simcoe”
    “Driven or should we thumb our way?”
    “Easier to thumb it.”


    USING THUMB TO HITCH RIDES ANYWHERE…EASY TO DO IN 1950’S

    Easy to get rides using the thumb if there were only 2 or 3 of us.
    When the whole Crew went together we needed big time planning.

    That’s Big Red Stevenosn on my right.  We were heading for Lake 
    Simcoe…straight north on Highway 401 …travelling light…no tent,
    no pots, no pans…our plan was to sleep on picnic tables I think…turned out
    not to be a good idea…did that only this one time, never forgot.


    Those were the 1950’s when we were young.   Most of my close friends were
    members of the 38th Boy Scout Troop and Rover Crew.  We were a little different
    than other Scout Troops in that we were not really badge collectors.  We were not
    into the one upmanship race to see how many little round patches could be sewn
    on our shirts.  Most of the evening Scout and Rover meetings were spent playing
    dodge ball and  hoping not to be hit by Harvey Scott who could really wing the ball.

     We lived to go camping.  Any season…even the depths of winter on
    snowshoes we flip-flopped  plodded our way into Nine Mile Lake north of Perry Sound.



    WE CONVERTED OUR SHORT PANTS FOR KILTS…CAMPBELL OF ARGYLE PATTERN

    Our leader, Ed Hisson, suggested we become a kilted crew and so
    we managed to do so.  Expensive but worth it.   Picture left to right..
    Ed Hisson,  Jim Garde Jr., Gord Clarke, Ted Christianson, Ross Stevenson,
    Doug Mason.

    (Ed Hisson as in ‘listen, listen, Hisson’s pissing’…Ed was a selfless kind
    of man…seemed as young as we were although married with kids of his own.)

    FIND BIG RED STEVENSON….SEE HOW MANY TIMES HE APPEARS.

    I WILL really miss Ross Stevenson. He was such a loyal friend for most of my life.
    It is hard to believe he is gone

    alan

      






    WE sang a lot.   yes, we did.  “We were rough and ready guys
                                                     But, oh, how we could harmonize 
                                                     Heart of my heart, I love that melody….”
    Big Red and many of us joined the Runnymede Presbyterian church choir
    when we were young.   I was booted out by pretending to sing bass and
    telling Mr. Shanahan “my voice had changed”.  Big Red sang in choirs
    all his life.   He never made a big deal out of it…just joyful expressions.
    HE was still singing when he died.  I remember one song we loved to sing
    on camping trips, a Mills Brothers song.  “Up a Lazy river in the noon day sun
                                                                      A lazy, lazy river when the work is done”
    (Maybe not the exact words…we changed words sometimes.)    Today I find
    it hard to believe that we sang so much.   



    Doug Mason was always ready for a challenge.  In this case swimming in a cold river
    around Easter time.  Doug and the rest of us attended the World Scout Jamboree
    in Niagara on The Lake.   Doug outdid himself.  He came home in his pyjama after
    trading all his uniform to American Scouts who admired our RCMP look.


    Last night I was thinking about the shows we put on to entertain parents of the Scouts and Cubs.  One show
    got out of hand when Ernie Sutcliffe volunteered to demonstrate the Fireman’s Lift which he had just learned
    as a new member of the Metro Police force.  I will hold that story back.   I need to work up my nerve to tell the story.
    Bob Denny (boy in sweater) volunteered to be the patient.  He wished he had not done so.  Story coming tomorrow.





    We were not aways the wisest of rover crews in Toronto as noted above
    where we took a job to remove a tree.  Incompetent.   yes, for sure.  And
    when a block of wood from the tree broke one of the owners concrete slabs
    he refused to pay us.



    In this picture we have rushed from the cabin to wash up before breakfast I think.
    Or maybe we wanted drinking water right from the source.





    Ross Stevenson never missed a camping trip.  In this case it was so cold that
    we were reticent to take off our coats in the cabin.   No, I must be wrong for  we
    are still wearing our snowshoes.   I bought a bottle of Catawba wine for a dollar.
    That was stupid. Disorienting.  I could not tell up from down and went head first into
    snowdrifts only to be hauled out by Big Red.  By this time we were 18 years old and
    really stupid at times.  




    Marg phoned to let me know that Big Red had died in his sleep.  “Just slipped away.”  Then she turned up with a large bird house Red had
    been building for me.  The wood work was perfect.  A work of art.  No bird will ever sleep in it.  I had no idea Red was
    creating something for me.   He was that kind of person.   Selfless…enjoyed the company of others…giving.  God,
    I miss him.

    POST SCRIPT

    MARjorie joined the Rover Crew




    Amazing how Marjorie fitted in so perfectly.  She liked my friends from the get go.  And they liked her.  


    When Marjorie became a big part of my life she joined our Rover Crew and all the
    people that were associated with the crew.  Marjorie is 4th from the left in a black dress.
    Red Stevenson back row.  His mom, Mrs. Stevenson second row first person from right.
    She loved to laugh. In my mind I still hear her.  None of us had much money but
    never noticed.  Salt of the earth as the Bible says.  I can say that having never read
    the Bible.


    ALAN SKEOCH


  • EPISODE 358 WHAT DO SEE HERE? AN IMAGINATION EXERCISE

    EPISODE 358     WHAT DO SEE HERE?  AN IMAGINATION EXERCISE


    alan skeoch
    June 2021

    EPISODE 358     WHAT DO SEE HERE?  AN IMAGINATION EXERCISE


    FOUR POINTS OF VIEW

    “WHAT do you see here?”
    (All four of us are looking at a big piece of driftwood)

    THE SEAL: “I see a nice sun deck where I can stretch out.”
    ANDREW   “I see a great fish zooming through the surf..”
    KEVIN  “I see a rocket being wheeled to the launch pad at Cape Canaveral.”

    “What do you see dad?”

    ALAN: ” I see your mother in a skimpy bathing suit…smiling.”

    ALL:  “Get serous, how could you possibly see Mom in a skimpy bathing suit in that piece of driftwood?

    ALAN  “I alway see your mom in  a skimpy bathing suit no matter what I look at.”

    alan skeoch
    June 2021

    POST SCRIPT TO READERS:  What do you see there?
  • EPISODE 358 WHAT DO SEE HERE? AN IMAGINATION EXERCISE

    EPISODE 358     WHAT DO SEE HERE?  AN IMAGINATION EXERCISE


    alan skeoch
    June 2021

    EPISODE 358     WHAT DO SEE HERE?  AN IMAGINATION EXERCISE


    FOUR POINTS OF VIEW

    “WHAT do you see here?”
    (All four of us are looking at a big piece of driftwood)

    THE SEAL: “I see a nice sun deck where I can stretch out.”
    ANDREW   “I see a great fish zooming through the surf..”
    KEVIN  “I see a rocket being wheeled to the launch pad at Cape Canaveral.”

    “What do you see dad?”

    ALAN: ” I see your mother in a skimpy bathing suit…smiling.”

    ALL:  “Get serous, how could you possibly see Mom in a skimpy bathing suit in that piece of driftwood?

    ALAN  “I alway see your mom in  a skimpy bathing suit no matter what I look at.”

    alan skeoch
    June 2021

    POST SCRIPT TO READERS:  What do you see there?