Year: 2021

  • EPISODE 291 STUD FEE

    EPISODE 291   STUD FEE

    alan skeoch
    March 2021



    I do not remember his name.  But I do remember the purpose of his visit.  About a decade or
    so ago a wealthy horse owner approached Marjorie at an art show we were doing.  Art shows are
    not big deals.  Often there are no sales but lots of visitors.  Hardly worth doing sometimes when
    we considered the time involved and lugging 15 or 20 wooden quilts to a gallery…then sitting around
    waiting for whatever might happen.   Art is a very subjective thing.  Hated or loved.  But rarely purchased.
    I am not even sure I want to sell often.  Like selling myself.

    “Would Alan consider making a wood quilt that I can use in place of a stud fee?”
    “Stud fee?”
    “Yes, I have a mare who is about to be serviced.  Money for the stud fee is not
    a big issue with the stallion owner.   He is comfortable.”
    “Maybe, Alan will do it.  He likes oddball projects.  Does his own thing.”
    “Only issue is size…not too large…will hang in the stable”

    Flattering. Imagine being commissioned to create a stud fee.  My dad was no longer around but
    were he alive I know how he would have reacted.  He was a gambler.  A horse race gambler.
    He rubbed shoulders with the big shots, the horse owners, who paid extra admission to the snobbish
    Club House seating at the track.  If dad had been around he would have got a lot more
    for my Stud Fee that’s for sure.  He would wait until the transaction was concluded then he
    would hit with a whisper.  “You couldn’t see your way clear to lending me a few dollars, could
    you  I left my wallet at home.  Pay you tomorrow.”  Or maybe something different like “my car
    broke down…transmission…need the car to move my sons Wooden Quilts from a gallery in
    Haliburton.  Can you spare a bit of cash.  Do not have enough on me right now.”
    I know dad would have made much of the Stud Fee.


    I did not charge much.  The horse owner never mentioned a Kentucky stable or the fact the stallion owner
    was “really comfortable”.  I thought the Wood Quilt was destined for some poor guy who kept a stallion
    and was living hand to mouth.  Like Dad.  So the stud fee was minuscule.  

    This was the only time
    I ever made a picture for a sexual act.  That was something to brag about.

    We met the horse owner at the track later on.  He said the stud fee was just great.  Now hanging in
    the tack room at the Kentucky thoroughbred stable.   

    alan skeoch





    POST SCRIPT


    POST SCRIPT

    A lot of my visitors at the art shows were kids.  Probably because young minds are more flexible than the minds of more sophisticated
    people.  I believe The young mind can find joy far easier than the older mind.  Acid criticism is just not yet fully developed in a young mind.
    Juried art shows are avoided.   I make the pictures because I want to make them.  Not because I want a lot of criticism.   I am too old
    for that.

    Once I was asked to conduct a workshop at a museum down near Simcoe so  I cut out a bunch of cardboard shapes and had
    my audience of 10 or 12 make their own wooden quilts out of paper.  Some of he audience were children.  
    We had a lot of fun that evening.  

  • EPISODE 289 EGGS FOR SALE (‘THERE IS A TIDE IN THE AFFAIRS OF MEN AND WOMEN”)


    EPISODE 289    EGGS  FOR  SALE   (“THERE IS A TIDE IN THE AFFAIRS OF MEN AND  WOMEN”  Shakespeare

    alan skeoch
    March  2021

    Strange how small things are magnified by the human mind into universal truths.  That happened  today  as we drive up
    the fifth line.   The snow has nearly all gone revealing the bare bones of the land.  All Beige and black against a blue sky.

    “Wha’s that red speck away ahead?”
    “That will be Sandra Faber’s egg box.”
    “I’ll stop and get a couple of dozen.”

    Such a small event…and yet so grand.


    Suppose  we just drove on by.  Ignored the egg box.  Too busy with our own
    affairs to take the time to buy eggs.   Perhaps not trusting the egg box of he Faber’s.
    Could be old eggs.    

    We stopped and for a moment time stood still.  No.  Time did not stand still.  We captured a moment
    in time.  We were riding the high tide as it were.  And  capturing that moment forever.

    “There is a tide in the affairs of men.
    Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
    Omitted, all the voyage of their life
    Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
    On such a full sea are we now afloat,
    And we must take the current when it serves,
    Or lose our ventures.”
                   William Shakespeare




    “Alan, there are a  dozen goose eggs here.   Ever had  goose eggs?  They are huge.”

    “Let’s stick those big brown hen eggs….and remember the days when
    we had our own chickens…New Hampshires.  Brown eggs.”

    “Why don’t we raise chickens again?”

    “Too busy  going here and there.  Back and forth.  Up and over.  Far and  wide.
    Rushing.”

    “Not today though.  We savoured a special moment in time.  Bought eggs
    from a trusting farmer who just left them waiting for us.”

  • EPISODE 288 FARMING WITH JOHN AND ELEANOR CALDER



    EPISODE 288:  FARMING WITH JOHN AND ELEANOR CALDER

    alan skeoch
    March 2021





    FARMING in Ontario has changed.  Many farms have been combined into large holdings of several thousand

    acres.  Corporate farms.  These farms specialize in production of various grains…wheat, oats, flax, corn, soybeans.

    Sometimes corporate farmers have large holdings of animals as well but many others market grain on a grand scale.

    John and Eleanor Calder had a diversified  farm.  Successful.  Depends how success if measured, does it not?

    Milk was the best income producer I believe.
    Sheep for John were a matter of the heart.  He was a shepherd…and not just a shepherd of sheep.
    His vision went far beyond that.   John and  I formed a natural bond of shared  interests and some
    shared values.  19th and 20th century machines.  He knew how they worked.  I knew how they looked.
      Eleanor (Townsend) Calder is a keeper of the clan.   She, like her mother Elizabeth (Skeoch)
    Townsend,  undertook the task of keeping a massive extended family in as close a contact with each
    other as possible.  That meant opening up the Townsend/Calder farm to all of us.  I cannot think of
    anyone in our family that Eleanor did not greet with open arms.

    Today, March 20, 2021, he task of bringing a huge extended family together is just about impossible.  Why?
    Because none of us farm anymore.  We are an urban clan spread across he world from Woodruff Farm to distant
    points in Canada to New Zealand to England to South Korea to God knows where.    When I was a little boy
    that was not the case.  We had many farms in the family.  So many.  Most of them in Wellington County but others
    in Saskatchewan.

    But the Skeoch Townsend farm was the hub in the wheel.  Why should you care?  Because these pictures should
    make you understand just what we have lost in the 80 years or so.  For many of us the rural roots have been
    severed  so long ago that sometimes you may feel they never existed.

    John and Eleanor made sure that never happened to us.


    Eleanor is the big sister…oldest of the the four Townsend children…and the hardest working in my opinion.  Jim and Owen will be

    offended by that remark.  So be it.  If a  cow had to be rolled helped with a calf.  Eleanor was there.  If kittens got out of control….I counted

    30 cats in the dairy barn once…someone had to keep that population in check.  Enough said.

    She met John Calder at the OAC where Eleanor thought of becoming a veterinarian. She would have been a natural except for one problem.
    She was female.  Tough sledding.  But all was not lost for she and John fell in love.  Enduring love.  Love that triumphed over minor blips in
    the human journey.  First they farmed near Carluke, south west of Hamilton, but something went wrong and they had to trek back to Bellwood.
    Trek ?


    John was a collector of machines.  Particularly Threshing machines.  He had five or six of them….each as big as a transport
    truck.  All had to be hauled by back roads from Carluke to Bellwood.  Along with ancient tractors, hay wagons, mowers, plows,
    …etc. etc.   John did this alone.  His tractor hooked to one thresher.  Slowly making way, trip after trip.  Until the Carluke
    farm was stripped bare.  I wish I had known.  I would have traced him down on some gravel road inching his way north with 
    all his machines.   Eleanor was busy making a new home on the Bellwood “new property” her dad had purchased across
    the highway from  Woodruf Farm, the home farm.  









    John Calder’s face seemed to always be locked in a smile.


    Six of the Skeoch ‘kids]’…left to right,  Marguerite (Skeoch) Metcalfe, Lena (Skeoch) Tosh

    Elizabeth (skeoch) Townsend, back row…John Skeoch (Saskatchewan farm 3,200 acres), 

    Norman Skeoch (younger, got the Home farm), Arnold “red” Skeoch (my father, tire bullder)
    Stories about Red  Skeoch are featured in several of these episodes.  He will either offend
    or amuse.   Missing  Arthur Skeoch (tire builder), Sarah Skeoch (teacher, died in 1918-19
    Spanish Flu epidemic). 

     Cousin Eleanor picked up the responsibility for the Skeoch clan
    from her mother Elizabeth in the picture.   a very strong willed woman.

    John Skeoch (Art Skeoch’s eldest son, spent his youth at the Skeoch farms as

    we did.  John and I had the thankless job of being executors at the sale of the home Skeoch farm.)

    No joy in mudville doing that job.
    , Owen Skeoch Townsend (computer specialist…entered the industry when the word
    computer meant adding machine, James Skeoch Townsend (agronomist, University of
    Manitoba…potato specialist among others).  Owen Townsend’s son Dirk is responsible
    for this Blog…he set it up for me.  (Mary, the youngest died a few years ago. We are
    the same age.  Mary wanted  me to play house with her on one visit.  Drinking from make
    believe cups of tea, eating from make believe dinner plates, cuddling dolls to put them
    to sleep.   I was most uncomfortable that day but did what was expected.
     Seems a Townsend is always in the right place at
    the right time.


    All of my pictures of Eleanor Townsend seem to show her at work.  She is a

    sure fire multi tasker.   I am proud to call  her my cousin.  Admire her much.





    Alan Skeoch … holding a lamb …taking credit for the work of others…i.e. the ewe, John

    who cornered the ewe on a cold  March evening, Eleanor who helped the ewe put out the lamb.



    When most farms were switching over to combine harvesters, John and Eleanor insisted on taking
    the crop off using a binder to cut and tie the sheaves, then each sheaf had to be “stoked” in the field
    to dry, then loaded on a wagon,  hauled  to John’s best Threshing machine powered by an ancient
    Rumely Oil Pull tractor.   The threshed  grain was blown through a long tube into the
    granary deep in the bowels  of the barn.  

    When Eric and  I were 10 and  12, we were told to crawl into the granary and keep
    pushing the grain to the back.  It was a race with death.  Push the grain back or die.
    We kept sinking in the grain…die smothered we felt…so we fought that steady
    stream of wheat that showered us.  We fought to stay on top.
    We did what we were told but got scared as our backs began to touch the ceiling
    of the granary and  there was only one tiny escape hole.   The noise of the thresher
    and the humping of the Oil Pull tractor was deafening.  Had we been forgotten.
    Then SILENCE.  “Crawl out boys, time for dinner.”   Big spread,  More pies  than
    I ever saw in a bakeshop….Rhubarb, apple, blueberry, mincemeat, cherry…so much
    pie that we were not sure we could crawl  back in the granary through that tiny hole.
    “It’s over boys.  Threshing is done.” We looked  at each other.  We had been part
    of something great…something we would never forget.  We had lived through it.










    There is no money in raising sheep I am told.  No one told that to John and Eleanor.  They loved the 

    role of shepherds.    Fleeces are hard to sell.  Mutton  is  not the best kind of meat.  Spring lamb meat
    rings of murder.   

    I have one enduring memory of those sheep.  One bright sunny late spring day I wheeled into their farm
    …met Eleanor who seemed a little non plussed. 

     “Where’s John?”
    “Down in the back field burying his sheep.”
    “What?”
    “Dogs got into the sheep last night…ripped them bad.”
    “Wild dogs?”
    “No, I don’t think so.  Likely some pet dogs that were allowed to run loose.”

    I hiked down the lane and there was John burying his sheep.  Not all of them
    but many of them.  The corpses lay around  like limestone boulders.   John was
    not a man to curse but he cursed that day.

    “Alan, the dogs did not even kill the sheep.  Just ripped them to pieces. I had to 
    shoot them.”,  then i saw the rifle leaning against the tractor as John hauled a ewe
    into the pit he had dug.
    “Whose dogs?”
    “Not sure.  I do not want to talk about it.”

    I got the feeling that the rifle would do double duty if a dog showed  up that day.





    The story of this farm house will come as a separate Episode.  The house, to my mind, demonstrates

    the triumph of the human spirit.








  • EPISODE 287 MASSEY FERGUSON DEMOLIITION BITS AND PIECES and WOODEN QUILTS FROM THE ASHES


    EPISODE 287   MASSEY FERGUSON DEMOLITION        BITS AND PIECES OF THE FACTORY     WOOD QUILTS OUT OF THE ASHES

    alan skeoch

    march 2021





    WELL this is the end of the Massey Ferguson Demolition series.  Just a few bits and pieces that were not
    woven into a story form.  Some pictures of the Massey machines made at the factory.  And some more
    of the wood quilts made from some of the Massey Ferguson salvage and snow fence, old house shutters,
    lath from plaster walls… A mish mash.

    1)  Uncle Norman’s Massey Harris  combine harvester circa 1950….while combining it picked up

    a rock which dented the cylinder and could not be fixed even thought Uncle Norman tried to fix it

    with a ball pain hammer.  At the farm sale years later the combine sold to a scrap man for around $100
    even though some members of the Skeoch family thought it was worth several thousand dollars.  I think
    cousin John and I, who were Norman’s executors, have never been quite  forgiven.

      


    2) Below are a selection of Massey Harris machines…most of them are designed

    to encourage sales.  Massey Harris colours are red snd gold, two colours which
    I used often in my wooden Quilts.  The same colours, red and gold, were the proud
    colours of Parkdale Collegiate Institute.   Strange?



    That’s one of our sons, Andrew. siting on a Massey Harris tractor.  Note he is replicating the

    sounds the tractor would make had the motor been running.






    I an not sure where this ancient tractor was made.  It is a Massey Harris machine however.


    3) A selection of my fold art.  Please do not feel I am trying to sell.   Just having fun.



      END EPISODE 287



    Post Script:  Who were the Masseys?

    Massey Manufacturing Co.[edit]

    In 1847, Daniel Massey established the Newcastle Foundry and Machine Manufactory in what is now Newcastle, Ontario.[2] The company made some of the world’s first mechanical threshers, at first by assembling parts from the United States, but eventually designing and building its own equipment. Daniel Massey’s son, Hart Massey, subsequently renamed the enterprise as the Massey Manufacturing Co. In 1879, the company moved to Toronto,[3] where it soon became one of the city’s leading employers. The huge complex of factories, consisting of a 4.4-hectare (11-acre) site with plant and head office at 915 King Street West (now part of Liberty Village), became one of the best-known features of the city. The company expanded further and began to sell its products internationally.[3] Through extensive advertising campaigns, it became one of the most well-known brands in Canada. A labour shortage throughout the country also helped to make the firm’s mechanized equipment very attractive.
    Massey began experimenting with oil engines about 1910, with engines such as the Bulldog. However, success came only later in the 1920s with the Wallis line of tractors which was purchased by the firm.
    In the 1930s, it introduced the first self-propelled combine harvester.[2] Massey Harris also produced one of the world’s first four-wheel drive tractors. Hart Massey’s sons CharlesWalterChester and Fredbecame closely involved in the business and eventually took over its operations. They were the last generation of Masseys to run Massey-Harris. Other members of the family went on to other accomplishments: Vincent Massey became Governor General of Canada and Raymond Massey became a noted actor in American films. The Massey family used its fortune to improve the city of Toronto and many institutions, such as the University of GuelphUniversity of TorontoUpper Canada CollegeCrescent SchoolAppleby CollegeMassey Hall and Metropolitan United Church, were partially financed by the Masseys.
    Credit above  to Wikipedia
  • EPISODE 286MASSEY FERGUSON DEMOLITION THE JOHN CALDER SAW MILL, BELLWOOD, ONTRIO


    EPISODE  286    MASSEY FERGUSON DEMOLITION        THE JOHN CALDER SAWMILL,  BELLWOOD, ONTARIO

    alan skeoch
    March  2021




    “Alan, if you ever need some logs cut into planks, bring them up to the farm.”

    John did not have to ask twice.  On week ends i began moving my Massey Harris beams
    from Toronto to Bellwood.   And then the nice part happened.  I spent several days
    helping John convert old factory posts  into nice white pine planks which we then
    fed into his planer.  

    Saw dust and wood chips  peppered the air and on some days the wood chip shower
    was interspersed with snow flakes.  It was  ‘the best of times’.  Unforgettable. 

    Especially when the milling was halted for a few hours so the lambing could be assisted if
    a ewe needed help getting the little lamb into the open air.  Then there was  milking time
    which took precedence over everything.  The Holstein herd had to be milked on s
    a regular schedule.   The Calder/Townsend herd bellowed at milking time.  Painfull.  Could
    not be delayed.  Seven days a week job.   Imagine trying to tend a flock of sheep, a dairy herd and a saw mill
    all on the same day.

    John had his flock of sheep.  Eleanor had her herd of cattle.  There lives were contained within that framework
    from which there was no desire to escape. Morning, day, and night labour.   No time to waste?  Not quite true for there were 
    hours in the daytime when the saw mill could be put into operation.   Those were my moments.



    Some Massey Harris beams ready for the saw mill after we made sure there
    wer no nails.   Jus one nail could damage the saw blade.   Most small saw mills
    will not accept used wood beams…nor will they accept logs from city trees
    lest there be a fence bolt or worse buried in the log.






    The wood grain streaks, along with blemishes from long gone branching points, made the southern pitch
    pine planks, in my mind, an imaginary terrain of farm fields freshly furrowed but interrupted by granite 
    boulders pushed down here by glaciers that towered above the land pushed and pushing those stones.  



    John had other jobs than mine such as this gargantuan piece.  John was  not a man to waste things.   Even the towering skeletal
    dead elms on his farm were worth salvaging.   Once put through his saw mill the spoliated elm planks had a beauty all their own.
    John used these planks with their ghostly markings to clothe the interior walls of the stone house he had almost completed.









    I am not sure why John is threatening to eat here.  





    END:  THE JOHN CALDER SAW MILL, BELLWOOD, ONTARIO.

    NEXT:   EPISODE 287:   WHAT THE CALDER FAMILY WERE DOING OTHER THAN SAWING WOOD

    alan skeoch
    March 2021

    SAMPLES OF WOOD QUILTS MADE FROM WOOD SCRAPS

    Post Script   Just a couple of my Wooden Quilts to remind readers that there
    was an end use of some of this rescued lumber.  Small bits and pieces captured
    my imagination so often.  It began with a crumpled sections of snow fence on Uncle 
    Norman’s farm.  Each piece of distressed lath looked like a dark and foreboding
    sky.   A little polishing with the belt sander and shaping with the band saw and… ‘Presto’… the 
    busted  snow fence pieces became something real.


    I made this one in remembrance of an attack on John Calder’s sheep by ‘pet’ dogs…story 
    coming in an Episode




    These large pictures now hang above fireplace at home and on wall at farm


    This is an old school near Thornbury… enclosed in a white pine forest.