Year: 2020

  • EPISODE 191 HOW TO OPERATE A THREE FURROW DRAG PLOW (JUST HAVE THE STRENGTH TO PULL A STRING)

    EPISODE  191   HOW TO OPERATE A THREE FURROW DRAG PLOW (JUST HAVE THE STRENGTH TO PULL A STRING)


    alan skeoch’
    Dec. 2020

    THERE is no feeling like it.  Exhilerating.  All that machinery controlled by one short
    length of parachute chord.  Pull the chord hard…the three furrow plow drops and sods
    begin to turn.  Pull it again and  the plowshares  lift so you  can make your turn and then
    do it all over again.  Wonderful feeling.  I wish the IHC W6 and the old John Deere drag
    plow were willing when spring comes.

  • EPISODE 190 STATIONARY NEW HAMBERG THRESHING MACHINE…UNWELCOME ANYWHERE

    EPISODE 190   STATIONARY THRESHING MACHINE…UNWELCOME ANYWHERE FOR SOME STRANGE REASON


    alan skeoch
    dec.  2020


    NOW  THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL MACHINE…BUT I GUESS ‘BEAUTY IS ONLY
    IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER, NAMELY ME.



    My previous Episode 189 tells the story of my impulsive purchase of 4 thresing machines  at a Kitchener auction many years
    ago.  This is the story of the smallest of them.  It was made in New Hamberg, Ontario sometime between  1850 and 1900 and
    designed to sit on a barn threshing floor where the sheaves of wheat , oats or barley could be hand  fed into the threshing cylinder.
    Not many of these machines  have survived the change from small farms to large corporate farms.    As  a matter of  fact
    not many people would even know what the machine did.  IT could have had wheels at one time perhaps.

    About 20  or 30 years ago I gave the thresher to the City of Mississauga and  it was kept in the small barn beside the Bradley
    Museum.  Nothing was done to indicate the importance of the machine.  

    “That thing takes too much space”, some museum manager
    decided…with follow  up questions.
    “What is it  anyway?”
    “Why do we have it sitting there?”
    “Who gave it to us?” “Is there any paper work?”
    “Let’s get rid of it.”

    RING…RING…RING.
    “Hello, Alan, how would you like a small threshing machine?”
    “What colour?”
    “Sort of a faded orange…quite  old…stencilled says New Hamburg Manufacturing Company.”
    “Do you know where it came from?”
    “We have no idea.  No paper work.”

    “Well, let me tell you.  I gave the machine to the City of Mississauga.  It is an important artifact.
    “It was yours?”
    “Yes.”
    “Well, we do  not want it anymore…come and get it.”  “Or it will be disposed  of …”

    Now that was a double shock…First, no one knew I gave it to the Bradley House museum decades ago
     Second, they were dumping the machine and just by chance called  
    All this at my personal expense…I felt badly treated  by my own city of  Mississauga.  
    Almost like I had backed up and dumped a load of garbage.  I still feel
    let down.   The ‘come and get it now’ phone  call was a real slap in the face.

    Sp I asked Andy to help once again.  This time no safe place in mind until after the pick up.
    I sent an email to the Wellington  County Museum…seemed a good fit since they have an
    immense historic  barn with lots  of room and  the thresher was designed for a threshing floor.
    No answer.  NO ANSWER!   Not just a ‘thanks but no thanks” but NO ANSWER AT ALL.

    So what to do?  “Andrew, we’ll  take the machine to Bill  Brooks…he owns a machine shop
    in Rockwood and has helped in the past.

    And that is where it rests today…two years later.

    Imagine that.  Here  I have a very rare ‘flat to the floor hand fed threshing machine … a rare machine …and
    no one has the imagination necessary to see that it is preserved for future  generations.


    After the urgent call…i.e”.Come and get it or it goes to the garbage dump”…my son Andrew helped immediately.  Then Bill Brooks and his brother Joe Brooks helped.
    They put it under cover where it sits today.  The thresher would look perfect in the Wellington County Museum. The  gigantic barn which  is near empty.  But no one will
    respond.   Bill Brooks  cannot keep  it forever.  And our barns  are full.  What should we do?


    Museums are loss leaders.   They do  not make money.  They take up space.  They are unnecessary.  Right?  


    alan skeoch
    Dec.  2020
  • EPISODE 189 NEW HAMBURG THRESHING MACHINE


    EPISODE  189    NEW HAMBURG THRESHING MACHINE…FINDING A HOME WAS DIFFICULT

    alan  skeoch
    Dec./ 2020




    Thirty or forty years ago I bought 4 threshing machines at the Thompson Auction  sale near Kichener.
    I was alone.   Marjorie would likely have put the brakes on my enthusiasm.  Maybe not.  When impulsive
    decisions are necessary, I often make them.  

    Some readers may  not even know what a threshing machine looks like.  They were ‘dinosaurs’ of the 
    grain fields up until the modern combine harvesters rendered them obsolete.  If asked to cut to the
    quick . Make it simple.  My answer?   “Threshing machine are  big, big,big.”

    This story is about one of those four machines.  The New  Hamburg Threshing Machine as pictured
    below.


    At the Thompson sale no one except for me seemed interested.  I cannot remember how much I paid for this beauty but
    it was around $100.   The other three  were about the same price give or take a bit.  When I drove home from the sale
    I had one thought.  What was I going to do with these machines.  First off, how could  I move them from the sale.  Then
    where would I take them?  Then how could I care for them?

    Let me put this in modern terms.  Imagine you bought four tractor trailers at a sale.  What would you do with them.  Write a  list of
    all your friends  who  would  gladly take a threshing machine in their back yard and then build a driveshed around it.  The list is likely
    very short.

    This machine is the most stunning and enigmatic of the four I bought.  Painted with unusual images…a crocodile,  a lion, a bouquet 
    of tulips.  At the close of the 19th century it was the custom to paint machines as if they were Christmas presents.   A kind  of
    advertising.   But this New  Hamburg Machine was really made to appear unusual.   What is the significance  of the crocodile?
    The  answer?   Threshing machines had  teeth that chopped up wheat sheaves like a crocodile did with dogs, cats or people
    if they inadvertently got in the animals mouth.    The lion?  Stood for courage, perhaps endurance.   The tulips?  Now the bouquet of
    tulips is hard to explain.

    What was I to do?   At the time we were involved with Riverdale Farm which  is located in the centre  of the  City of Toronto then managed
    by Judy and Mark Spurr.  Both of them were enthusiastic about my donation.  So I hired Gordon Hume to load the machine on his
    flat bed truck and take it to Riverdale farm where it sat majestically on the threshing floor for a decade or so. 

     En route to the farm Gordon Hume drove along the Gardiner and up  Parliament Street startling anyone walking.  At the time there
    was a CBC radio station on Parliament Street and by chance David Shatsky or Christopher Thomas, hosts of Radio  Noon, were  out for a walk.
    Think ti was  David.
    He gawked at the machine.  He knew there was a story on the move and  eventually traced  the story to me.  That led to my
    career on CBC Radio for several years.  

    Story telling about rural Ontario or anything else that touched my fancy.  Several years
    doing stories every Friday until one day I was told, “We don’t need  you anymore.”   Not a nice ending to my radio career but
    I had  been prepared for that when another radio journalist told me privately that “we all have a shelf life, Alan, be prepared.”
    On air personalities get the chop often.



    It was  not just me that got the  chop a  few years later.  The New Hamburg Threshing machine also got the chop when some opinion laden bureaucrat
    decided he or she did not like the thresher.  I got a call  from someone.  “Alan, the Thresher has been moved out of the barn and is sitting
    exposed to the weather.   It will not last long that way.  Will you take it back?”

    Of course I said  I would come and get it. But where could it go?   Someone suggested Doon Pioneer Village just outside of the City of Kitchener.
    The thresher was made in  New Hamberg…close to Kitchener.  The Village manager was receptive.  “Yes, I think this machine would be a 
    star in our exhibit hall”, he said (something like that).   

    How could  I get the machine from Toronto to Kitchener.  As luck  would have it our son Andrew and his partner Nick had  just set up
    a creative landscaping business.  Working with huge boulders…making gardens look like mountain streams…big scale stuff.  They
    had a flat bed truck and  one day the thresher was  loaded and hauled to Down Pioneer Village where it sits today.  (I hope it still
    sits there…I have heard  nothing about it for decades.)


    Did I hear you ask, “Alan what happened to the other three threshers?”
    They make a good story as well.  I still have two of them.  I did  have all three
    for a year or so  but put one small , flat to the floor,  thresher in an auction and  it
    is now somewhere up near Goderich being cared  for …I hope.

    I heard that comment!   Who said “Is Alan nuts?”

    Wait until I tell you the story of the other New Hamburg thresher.  It is a story with no ending yet.  It is a story which reflects
    badly on museum curators.   No, not quite true.  Museums are loss leaders.  They do  not make profits  and they are constantly
    squeezed by cost cutting people who have no imagination.  The kind of people who rolled their eyes when I bought
    those four threshing machines years ago.   Yes, I am a  bit nuts.

    alan skeoch
    dec.  2020

  • EPISODE 187 1962 YUKON TERRITORY”” SHARING SUMPTUOUS DINNER WITH BILL DUNN



    Begin forwarded message:


    From: Alan Skeoch <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>
    Subject: Dinners 1) Mississauga 2) Yukon NOT QUITE THE SAME BUT BOTH DELIGHTFUL
    Date: March 7, 2018 at 10:33:11 PM EST
    To: Marjorie Skeoch <marjorieskeoch@gmail.com>, julie Skeoch <julieskeoch@yahoo.ca>


    EPISODE 187    1962 YUKON TERRITORY    “SHARING A SUMPTUOUS SUPPER WITH BILL DUNN”

    alan skeoch


    Dec. 2020    YukonTerritory in summer 1962

     I  was combing through my mining days pictures, now converted to digital.  And  what to my wondering eyes
    did appear but a supper in the bush.  Candlelight, dinner in a  washbasin (double duty), a bed made of balsam poles  and
    a bit of luxury with a real mattress.  This was the only job where a  real mattress was provided.  Never had  one that summer so
    do not know how this fellow, Bill Dunn, got this one.  Stole it probably, he was good  tat that kind of ting.  And he is
    all dressed for a fancy meal in long Johns.  Supper in  a basin…shared.   Easy to make  You want the recipe?

    Supper  Recipe, Dublin Gulch

    -Can of ‘Bird’s Custard’  (two cans if you wish)
    -Powdered Milk and water (keep it thick)
    -something else…looks like hash 
    -Pour into wash basin … after washing hands in basin
    -Mix well
    -Get two  spoons
    -Candles for romance
    -We used the other pan to get gold dust in the evenings in Dublin Gulch

    Note:  Bill Dunn’s feet are as white as ivory.   Why?  Because  he  had
    holes in his gum rubbers as I did.  Water  seeped in and kept feet 
    nice and white.  Unfortunately the feet got boiled from body heat
    and skin peeled.  Not pleasant.

    .

    I am amazed at the number of people who wish  they had the adventures that came with mining exploration.  Maybe this 
    picture will change minds.

    This is Bill Dunn, one of our Yukon Crew.  Became a good friend for that short Yukon summer.  How did he get there?
    He was engaged to be married to a girl in Peterborough or Lindsay.  The night before the wedding his friends put him
    on a plane to Whitehorse as an ‘end of wedding’ gift. We hired him.   Dirty trick, right? Not so sure Bill was the marrying kind really. 
    He left her standing at the altar but I don’t think he would have been the best kind of husband.  I could  say more but won’t unless pressed by
    a  reader.  he found another girl in Mayo Landing…another disaster.  In a drunken rage she tried to knife him but failed.  Much more
    to that story that is  also better not told.  Bill was   quite happy eating out of this wash basin.  Then again it may not be Bill…all I
    have is a corner of his nose, his hairy lower legs and his supper.   How come he has new boots?  That is a real mystery.  Most or our boots were gum rubbers ruined by the low growing brush daily so that were full of holes  for water to rush in and  rush out.  That is why his feet are so clean.  Maybe he  stole those  boots from
    someone….maybe a new guy on the crew that did not stay long…a lot of guys drifted  in  and out of our  bush  camp.   Why?  Well it certainly was not the food.  Fine five star dining every night providing you had  a wash basin.

    alan skeoch
    Dec. 2020


  • EPISODE 187 … All worldly possessions YUKON JOB 1962


    EPISODE 187    ALL MY WORLDLY POSSESSIONS…YUKON JOB 1962

    NOTE:  THIS SHORT STORY WAS WRITTEN MARCH 10, 2018 DESCRIBING LIFE
    PROSECTING IN YUKON TERRITORY IN THE SUMMER OF 1962.   SOME READERS
    MAY HAVE SEEN IT BUT I WANT IT INCLUDED IN THE EPISODES .. EPISODE 187.
    YOU MIGHT MAKE OBSERVATIONS.  I KNOW THE PICTURE IS TOTALLY SELF 
    CENTRED…NARCISSISM.  PLEASE FORGIVE.

    SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE BIG BOX OF HOME MADE COOKIES MARJORIE SENT
    BY MAIL.

    I MAY TRY TO RETRIEVE ALL THE YUKON STORIES.  THE JOB WAS QUITE AN ADVENTURE.
    IF YOU HAVE ALREADY READ THE STORIES…READ THEM AGAIN…YOU HAVE NOTHING
    BETTER TO DO.  

    ALAN


    From: alan.skeoch@rogers.com” <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>
    Date: Saturday, March 10, 2018 at 12:05 AM
    To: Marjorie Skeoch <marjorieskeoch@gmail.com>
    Subject: Alan Skeoch … All worldly possessions YUKON JOB 1962

    DUBLIN GULCH CAMP, YUKON TERRITORY, 1962

    NOW THIS IS REALLY SILLY…(found in old 35 mm slide)

    alan  skeoch
    March 2018

    Readers  come in all sorts … interested and bored,  large and small, old and  young, critical and open-minded, full of evil thoughts and just plain joyful.  Which are you?


    Some readers  might be interested  in this small corner of the universe  in the summer of 1962.   
     It’s a game….see what you can find.


    SEE IF YOU CAN  FIND THESE ITEMS BELOW IN THE PICTURE ABOVE

    1) Pants…note knee patches  made of medical first aid  tape…only had 1 pair of pants, no time to wash them.
    2) Bed…made of light canvas and  metal rods…never lasted long…flat to floor eventually
    3) Baby Rabbit…given to me by Moses Lord, First Nations  member of our crew, caught it by  hand, eventually freed the little fellow but meanwhile he
    lived in my gum rubber boot in the evenings leaving a few soft marbles each morning.
    4) Escapade magazine…must be good article in there on geophysics, else why would I keep it?
    5) assorted  soda cans and bottle of  stuffed  olives
    6) 2 pairs  of socks drying on my clothesline beside bed…socks were so important…dominated all.
    7) 1 bottle of antiseptic…kill microscopic bastards trying to kill me  by slipping in open  wounds chewed  open
    bu larger bastards  (mosquitoes,  black flies, moose flies,  deer flies, grand  wasps)
    8) A small library including Pierre Berton’s Klondike, Michener’s Fires of Spring, Steinbeck’s East of Eden, 
    9) boot insoles drying on top shelf…holes in boots meant water sloshed around most  days, body heat boiled  my  feet, pock marked.
    10) Hair brush that was never  used
    11) Moose lower jaw bone   (mailed back to Toronto with pair of caribou  antlers)
    12) single caribou antler. Moses Lord got me  a  full rack to send home by freight truck.
    13) Scottish tam at top. When I started teaching my principal, Mr Ellis, said to me privately “You will never get ahead
    if you continue to wear that tam.”   Wonder what he would have said if he saw this picture?  Probably say “I knew it!…look at him.”
    14) Alarm clock…rang at 5.45 a.m. Get up, dress, make breakfast, slather bait for bugs, and be on trail by 7.30 or so.
    15) PICTURE OF MARJORIE…WE WERE ENGAGED…SHE GRADUATED U. OF T 1962, I DID SO IN 1961,  POST GRAD YEAR 1962
    16) bottle of Eno’s fruit salts…for upset stomach.  Food we ate made that necessary.
    17) candle in wine bottle…
    18) Huge box of cookies sent as a  Care package from Marjorie who was back in North Bay.  She also sent chocolate cakes.
    19) Mosquito lotion
    20) Camera case and  pile of magazines…maybe scientific journals but more likely the other kind.
    21) Diary on top of stump table
    22) My brief  case in which was wrapped my idea of Yukon gold (see 23)
    23) my Mastodon  Tooth found in a gold  sluice box  in Dublin Gulch.  It was a great teaching item when  presenting the theory
    of Beringia…where Asiatic  people migrated to North America 10,000 to 20,000 years  ago when the Bering Sea was a vast dry plain feeding  Mastodons,
    Mammoths and other giant now extinct creatures.  Must have been  a good lesson for some student stole the tooth the first  year I taught high school.
    24) Alan Skeoch, 23 years old, bearded,  post-adolescent, Rover Scout, potential groom, Geophysical Field  Man. future teacher…immature… reticent to give up
    the life of luxury implied by this photograph .   Marjorie took the view that ‘if you can’t beat them join them’  and  Marjorie Joined our  crews on jobs
    in North Ontario at Paradise Lodge and Wart Lake in 1963 and a short and final job at Merritt, British Columbia.,in 1964 where the local mining executives thought
    she was a hooker. 
    25) Prospectors rock hammer

      26) plank under cot to prevent collapse

    27) gold nuggets … tiny … really just gold dust which I dropped on black electrical tape and  mailed to Marjorie.   Should do a story about

    our discovery of gold.  In 1962 gold sold at $35 an  ounce and was controlled by he Canadian government.  Today it sells at around $2,000 an ounce and the Gold Standard

    has been abandoned.  A friend  in Dublin Gulch had  a slab of  gold as a kind of knuckle duster if he was ever robbed.  His cabin was amazing…Mammoth tusks and bones
    leaning against the walls…and those huge teeth.

    WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE.

    ALAN SKEOCH
    MARCH 2018