Year: 2020

  • EPISODE 200 YES, DEAR, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS AND HE IS COMING UP OUR STREET NOW

    EPISODE 200    YES, DEAR, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS AND HE IS  COMING UP OUR STREET TODAY

    alan skeoch
    Dec. 2020

    “ALAN, Sunny and Elizabeth and the kids are sitting on the street.”
    “Why?”
    “Because Santa  is  coming….get a chair.”


    “Now these are dire days.  Nothing good seems to be happening.  Dreams are being dashed. Hard to believe that
    Santa Claus would have the time or the energy to pay us a special visit.  


    The street, Glenburnie Road, looks empty to me.  But if I look way up the street at the stop sign there
    seems to be a bunch  of kids waiting  for something.



    And Thomas and Serena Kim, our neighbours, seem to believe Santa  Claus will come up the street.   Hard to 
    believe he would have time for us.   But the kids see something strange moving towards them.


    “Santa Claus is  coming…he  is really coming up the street…with two horses because there is no snow today.
    He is  coming…He is really coming.”















    Now  that is the closest thing to a miracle I have ever seen.  Santa Claus took the time to come and see Thomas  And  Serena
    even though his reindeer were not available.  He really came…came up our street.   He really did.

    alan skeoch
    Dec. 2020
  • EPISODE 199 ICE SKATING ON THE CREDIT RIVER…THEN DISASTER

    EPISODE  199   SKATING ON THE CREDIT RIVER…THEN DISASTER

    alan skeoch
    Dec. 2020

    Global warming has made free skating on Lakes and rivers less and less common.   There  was a
    time when  our river, the Credit River, was strung with coloured lights and the ice strengthened with
    flooding.  Ice so strong that a tractor with snow blade could clear long stretches of the river 
    from the Port Credit Bridge north into  the wilderness beyond the railway bridge where the 
    Go Train thunders by.

    Was it global warming that ended the river skating?  Or was it some insurance executive who
    pointed our the City liability?  

    Good news.  There are still chances to skate up the Credit River in certain
    years when the temperature drops  and the snow does  not drop.  Marjorie,
    the Kids and I have grabbed these moments for they are ephemeral.




    Now that is real skating.  An adventure.  Unlimited  solid ice that seems to have no end.   


    A hockey game with no boundaries.


    I am not the best skater.  Not a Gretsky/  More a dreamer…loving the open ice with no need to stop.



    My last time on the river ice was not so pleasant.   I was  not as alert as others.  I revved up my speed
    and was just flying over the ice.. No speed limit posted.

    Then,  WHAM!…I DID A HEAD FIRST DIVE AND LET MY NOSE BE  A RUDDER AND A BRAKE.   What happened? The wind  had blown 
    sand on piece of ice.  Enough to stop my skates … Dead stop.  My body flew  parallel to the ice for a bit then
    my head  angled down and  my nose got the worst of  it.






    There have been a few days when the Fifth Line of Erin Township has become one long
    skating rink…as Marjorie and  Kevin enjoyed one winter day before the plows arrived.


    Glare ice on the Fifth line is less and  less  likely these days.  Sand and gravel is spread
    as soon as  the road  gets  icy.  And the snow plows stir it all up.   Must be so, I Guess.

    FOND MEMORY:  Suppose you are  Given the chance to skate on a river or lake.  Make sure the ice is solid of course.  But grab
    the chance.   Long long ago Russ Vanstone invited a bunch  of  us  loving couples to his Georgian Bay
    cottage when the weather was bitingly cold.  We could  hold hands  and  skate into the blackness of the night.
    “From here to Eternity,  Marjorie.”   We  had that moment.  We did not let it slip through our fingers.

    alan skeoch
    Dec.2020







  • EPISODE 198: Spare Bed for Andrew



    Begin forwarded message:


    From: ALAN SKEOCH <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>
    Subject: Spare Bed for Andrew
    Date: December 19, 2020 at 2:26:09 PM EST
    To: Marjorie Skeoch <marjorieskeoch@gmail.com>, Alan Skeoch <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>, askeoch@bellnet.ca, Julie Skeoch <julieskeoch@yahoo.ca>, Kevin Skeoch <kevinskeoch@hotmail.com>


    EPISODE 198     THE DAY WE DISCOVERED OUR SON ANDREW HAD GROWN UP

      alan  skeoch

     Dec.  2020


    ROSE  COTTAGE , BED  AND BREAKFAST,  HEREFORDSHIRE, ENGLAND

    “Could we rent a room for the night…with a spare bed  for our son?:
    “yes, we have a room with a cot for children.”
    “Perfect.”

    That  was the night we realized that Andrew had grown up.

    alan skeoch
    dec. 2020
  • Fwd: EPISODE 197 NICE THING … KATE AND JIM MCCARTNEY…RECIPROCATION



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    From: ALAN SKEOCH <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>
    Subject: EPISODE 197 NICE THING … KATE AND JIM MCCARTNEY…RECIPROCATION
    Date: December 18, 2020 at 9:24:11 AM EST
    To: Alan Skeoch <alan.skeoch@rogers.com>, Marjorie Skeoch <marjorieskeoch@gmail.com>, John Wardle <john.t.wardle@gmail.com>


    EPISODE  197    NICE THINGS HAPPEN….KATE AND JIM MCCARTNEY AUCTIONEERS

    alan  skeoch
    Dec.  2020



    I was startled one  day last year when registering for another Jim Mccartney auction sale.  His wife,

    Kate, said. “Just a  minute, I have a surprise for you.”  And she gave me this charcoal drawing of  myself.  Framed.



    So here  is my return picture of  Jim McCartney in action with Marjorie modelling some pretty hats.
    Sometimes auctions  go exceedingly well for everyone…owners, auctioneers, bidders.   Jim and  Kate
    try to make every auction go smoothly.   



  • EPISODE 196 WELSH MINER’S LANTERNS IN ONTARIO BARN… MCARTNEY SALE



    NOTE:  THIS STORY IS TOO LONG, I KNOW THAT, BUT JUST DO NOT
    HAVE TIME TO EDIT IT AND STILL MEET MY DEADLINE OF  1 STORY
    EVERY DAY.  SORRY.  THE NEXT STORY WILL BE MUCH SHORTER.


    EPISODE  196:  WELSH MINER’S LANTERNS FOUND IN AN ONTARIO BARN

    alan skeoch
    oct. 2018

             updated  Dec.  2020


    Earlier I related  the heart warming story of Jack the Clydesdale whose home in Dr. Richardson’s barn is secure in spite of the auction sale. The new owner
    of the farm wanted  Jack as much as she wanted the farm.

    There was another unusual facet of the Richardson auction…which  is the subject of this  story.






    TWO WELSH MINERS LAMPS:  WHAT WERE THEY DOING IN AN  ONTARO BARN IN 2018?

    ALAN SKEOCH
    OCT. 2018




    Seemed out of place.  Two heavy  copper cylinders sat on a table outside the Richardson Barn at their Sept. 8, 2018 auction sale.   Something  clicked

    in  my mind  when I noticed them so I took a quick  picture and hustled to the other auctioneer who was selling a coyote pelt and  a  horse trough that looked better than
    those cylinders.

    “Marjorie, you might throw a bid at those cylinders if the  price is right.”
    “What are they?”
    “Not sure but those  cylinders are out of place…not something found in Ontario barns…wish
    I could  remember what it is about them.  Important.  But don’t go crazy in your bidding.”

    “Here they are, Alan, Happy  Birthday.”
    “ Now I remember…  These two copper cylinders are…
    “Jim McCartney, the auctioneer called them ship’s lanterns.”
    “Well he is wrong.  These  are miner’s lanterns…designed to give a very little bit
    of light in the dismal  darkness of  coal mines  in South Wales.”
    “Why so  big and so heavy…allow just a flicker of  light.”
    “The real purpose is  to detect dangerous coal gas…explosive.  These lanterns 
    were invented  after hundreds  of British  coal miners had  died from gas ignitions
    underground.  A spark. A candle.  A  match.  Enough to blow a coal  mine  into a
    mass graveyard..  In the 19th century these underground detonations in coal  mines
    were regular events.”
    “What gas are you talking about?
    “Lots  of  different gas in coal  mines…I suppose the  worst was  methane trapped  
    in pockets in the  coal…ignites easily,”
    “How did  methane get into coal?”
    “Coal was once ferns, trees, plants of  all  kinds…most once grew in the Carboniferous Era 359 million of years  ago to 299 million years  ago in
    the  Paleozoic period when the earth was  really swampy and oceans were  hundreds of  feet
    lower because so much water was trapped in arctic and  antarctic polar ice.  Plants  lived and
    died, their  bodies  forming thick blankets  of decaying matter.  Gas was  part of he process of  decay.
    These thick beds of plants eventually got covered with sediment in later  eras forming coal which 
    is  a sedimentary rock formed by pressure and the absence of oxygen.   Thick  beds of coal are 
    found in pockets all over the world…lots  in Canada and  the United Staes and  Britain and a massive
    amount in China.”
    “Slow down, Alan…do you mean this coal which  we  can buy in the store is 300 million years  old?”
    “Correct…ancient as time…measured  in millions of years…that one chunk of coal.”
    “So coal is plentiful but not infinite…what happens when we use all  the coal?”
    “Good thinking…dreadful thinking really.  It took millions of years to press those ancient plants  into coal.  Yet
    we  have  only been burning  coal for about 300 years…consumption big time.   When the coal is gone there will beNo more coal made
    unless a catastrophic even happens and our trees and plants are once again covered with sediment and pressed into new coal.”
    “You scare me  at times.  Get back to that methane…where does it come from?”
    “Methane was  identified  back  in  18th century by  a scientist who  noticed  ‘swamp gas”
    bubbled up and smelled bad.   Produced by rotting vegetation.   Deep coal mines trap
    methane  pockets of  CH4 (Methane) that is released by miners. Mix methane with oxygen
    and the chance of  explosion occurs.”
    “Has that ever happened?”
    “Don’t play around  with me…of course coal mine explosions have happened…lots  of times.
    Some truly devastating.”
    “Name one.”
    “Universal  Colliery, Sengheydd, Wales…massive underground explosion on October 14, 1913, killed 439 miners
    of the 1,000 underground at the time…and 100 horses…worst mining disaster in British  history.

    Black and white photograph of the Universal Colliery, taken from a raised position, and showing crowds waiting for news
    Families waiting for announcement of deaths in the Universal Colliery, Wales.  Nearly 
    half  of the 1,000 coal  miners died  in the  explosion…and 100 horses.

    “You mean there were 1,000 men digging coal deep  in the bowels of Wales and nearly half were killed.”
    “Right.  And that is  just one example.  Coal miner was killed or maimed  every  six hours. Mining
    is a dangerous business.
    “Did you say there were 200 horses  down there as well.
    “I did.  So  many stories…where to begin?”
    “And  what about those copper cylinders…how  do  they fit into the story?”
    “Good comment…let’s deal with those things.  Look at the pictures below.





    Pit Ponies, Pit Horses, pit pony history, miner Ceri Thompson, Canadian Coal Mining history, Sable Island, underground stables, Underground haulage, Coal Mining Canada

    Pit Ponies, Pit Horses, pit pony history, miner Ceri Thompson, Canadian Coal Mining history, Sable Island, underground stables, Underground haulage, Coal Mining Canada

    “Your lamps…I see them in those miners hands…same thing”
    “Designed  to sample the air…lamp gets brighter if explosive air in the stope…gives  miners warning to get the hell out fast.”
    “What about those horses?  Just leave them to get killed?”
    “Most miners loved their horses…living company for them in the near absolute darkness of the mine stopes  and alleyways.”
    “You said  ‘most’ which means some miners were not so kind.”
    “Correct.  Just like any collection of human beings there are always ‘not so nice’ miners  who abused  the horses.”
    “How?”
    “Beat them.   There is  an amusing story about one miner who abused his horse.  The horses bolted and ran through the mine
    tunnels while the miner chased after him.  Eventually the horse just disappeared much to the chagrin and anger of the miner.
    “How could  a grown horse disappear in a coal mine?”
    “That’s what the miner said.”
    “Was the horse ever found?”
    “Yes, a while later.  The horse had jogged into a side tunnel where a coal cart had been parked.  He hid  behind the cart while 
    the angry miner ran back and forth cursing no doubt.”
    ‘How   could a horse hide in a coal mine?”
    “Easy.  You have forgotten that coal mines were pitch dark most places.  The horse knew every twist and turn in the mine even
    though he could not see.  Amazing.  If horses  could only laugh and whinny softly, ‘You son of a bitch, you won’t find  me here no
    battery how you yell and  swear.’”
    “God, must have been awful down  there in the darkness.”
    “No one knows really except for the men deep in the pits.”
    “Some of those coal seams were not very thick…no room for horses for sure…I saw pictures  of men pick axing coal seams while 
    lying of their sides…maybe only three feet of clearance.  Horse no help there.”
    “That’s where the miners kids  proved useful…small people needed.”
    “Children in coal mines?”
    “:Sure, some as young as six years old.  Some children spent their lives deep in those pits.  A lot of them died  in explosions and roof collapse 
    and accidents…and then there was black lung…dreaded killer when sharp bits of coal dust builds up in the lung.  Terrible death.

    “You exagerate, Alan, little children were not miners.”
    “Sure as hell were…as a matter of fact children were used in coal mines before horses.  The horses, most of them, replaced the
    children when child abuse scandals became general knowledge in the 1840’s in Britain.  Children were prohibited in mines.
    “Saved?”
    “Not completely.  Who would know if a kid was deep in the mine.  Absolute darkness except for slivers of light from these lamps.
    Miners were poorly paid…needed the extra cash from their children.  Many payed rent for company houses and  had  to shop in
    company stores…wages barely covered expenses.  Mine owners were not always humane…they wanted  profits like any
    capitalist.
    Note re: Miner’s lamps/  left: kind of lamp given to foremen and mine execs
    right: kind  of lamp given to miners and children, obvious wear, has number
    which was checked off as  miners  left shift…a  way of checking who was still below.
    In mine collapses and explosions this system gave identity of men still in
    mine, either dead or alive.


    CHILDREN, DOWN IN THE COAL MINES


    “The first coal seems were found  on the seacoasts…thin bands  of coal…this led to problems.”
    “Problems?”
    “yes, the  deeper the coal was  mined  the smaller the tunnel?”
    “So?”
    “So , small people were best as miners…and agile people who could easily crawl on hands and  knees.”
    “So?”
    “So, who are the smallest people?”
    “Children!”
    “Right.  Children were very useful as miners.  They did  what they were told.  They were small.  They were cheap. And they were
    expendable.  Who cared what happened deep in the dark of a coal mine?”
    “Surely , you exaggerate, “
    “Nope, check the records.”
    “I do  not have time to do  that.”
    “OK, here are some comments by child miners in the 1840’s…part of a British government  investigation after a  mine
    accident that killed children deep in a coal mine.”


    In the 1840’s the Welsh coal  mines were investigated by a British Commission and  child labour was reduced as a result.  Some  of the  reports sent the 
    government authorities were very graphic.   “I got my head crushed…by a piece of  roof falling.” (William Skidmore, aged 9)…”I got my legs crushed some
    tme snce, which threw  me off work some weeks.” (John Reece,  aged 14)…”Nearly a year ago there was  an accident and  most of us were burned. I was 
    carried  home by a man.  it hurt very much  because the skin was  burnt of my face.  I couldn’t work for six months.” (Philip Phillips, aged 9)
    Philip Davies had a horse for company. He was pale and undernourished in appearance. His clothing was worn and ragged. He could not read:-‘I have been driving horses since I was seven but for one year before that I looked after an air door. I would like to go to school but I am too tired as I work for twelve hours.’ Philip Davies, aged 10, Dinas Colliery, RhonddaDrammers pulled their carts by a chain attached at their waist. They worked in the low tunnels between the coal faces and the higher main roadways where horses might be used. The carts weighed about 1½cwt. of coal and had to be dragged a distance of about 50 yards in a height of about 3 feet.

    “We are doorkeepers in the four-foot level. We leave the house before six each morning and are in the level until seven o’clock and sometimes later. We get 2p a day and our light costs us 2½p a week. Rachel was in a day school and she can read a little. She was run over by a dram a while ago and was home ill a long time, but she has got over it.”Elizabeth Williams, aged 10 and Mary and Rachel Enoch, 11 and 12 respectively, Dowlais Pits, Merthyr
    HORSES
    Some horses were abused, more   often though horses were loved and  well cared for…but all the horses used in coal  mines led a  trouble filled life.  Mine ceilings collapsed  on them, picks  and shovels cut them, some miners beat them, horses suffered from black lung like the miners, explosions  killed them…In 1876, the RSPCA (Royal Society for the prevention of cruelty to animals) urged protection be provided by law.  In that year alone  there were 71,396 horses working in British mines, 2,999 of them were killed, 10,878 were injured.  “
    Pit Ponies, Pit Horses, pit pony history, miner Ceri Thompson, Canadian Coal Mining history, Sable Island, underground stables, Underground haulage, Coal Mining Canada
    “That’  not a horse, Alan…you said horses worked deep  int he cola mines…that’s  a pony, small one at that
    “Pit ponies, often Shetlands, and full draught horses  such as Clydesdales worked underground…all sizes.  Low ceilings favoured small ponies such  as that one above.  The  animal  does not look abused…looks loved  by those teen age boys. “
    “Imagine the terror felt by that horse being lowered deep into the cola mine.  Folded into a ball and lowered as much as 1,000 feet in mines that had the besthard  anthracite coal.  Miners tried to rescue the horses in mine disasters  but often could not do much
    (I wish this picture was  larger.  Here is a boy, perhaps nine  or ten years old, sitting in the darkness beside a ventilation door which he had to open and  close as cartloads  of coal  drawn  by horses came by   Lonely?  Scared?) “Not a tough job, right?”
    “Not tough, I guess, but would  you want to sit all alone in the darkness for twelve hours opening and closing the curtain when a horse camp by with a cartload of coal.  Lonely, perhaps frightened, perhaps proud to be part of this strange world of adults.”  The passageways  were not lit.  Pit horses soon got to know their way through the mind  passage in the absolute darkness.  Horses even knew when an eight hour shift was over and then made their way to the underground stables for their supper.  
    “Lots of girls were sent underground in the early years.   Working class kids.  Pulling cartloads of coal from the coal face where men hacked at the coal or set small explosive charges in hand drilled holes.  Some girls pulled big boxes of coal using carts that had no wheels.  The use of girls in the mines ended before the use of boys ended.  Law eventually prohibited children.  “
    “Any mine owners  cheat and  use children despite the law.”“Sad to say…many kids  still worked underground.  Hard for mine owners to resist the attraction of cheap labour…payed  children  a couple of pence a day…two cents a day.  Of course a  cent had a lot higher value then.  But the pay was  never enough for a working man and his children to ever treat the poverty cycle.  As the song Sixteen Tons said they ‘owed their soul to the company store’.

    (Source 25) 12 year-old John Davies at work in the Rhondda (1909)
    12 year old John Davies comes  up from Rhonda mine carrying his miner’s lantern, lunch  bag and jug of water.



    More than  a  century later, in 1960, I had an opportunity to visit the Welsh coal fields near Aberdare.  I had read ‘How  Green  Was  My Valley’* so had  some
    idea of the  difficult life coal miners faced  n the past.  Only in 1960, however, did I become  aware that my great uncle Frank Freeman lived there in a 
    place called  Ysgeborwen.    He  was a butcher and our meeting was brief, perhaps an hour, but the ambience of that coal valley cannot be forgotten.  Some of the
    coal ‘pits’ were still operating and  I distinctly remember miners coming off shift singing.  Singing!  Really singing.    And  I also remember
    being given a  brokeN clay pipe that had  been excavated when an old  1840  era coal seam was  being converted to an open pit mine. “The old carts
    were still down there…scooped them up…that’s where this  pipe  stem came from.  Odd.  Pipes and  matches were dangerous things to
    have in an underground coal  mine.”


    *How  Green  Was  My  Valley” made  the Welsh coal fields famous.   Even became moron picture.  The  book was thought to 
    be an accurate history of the  brutality of coal mining.  years later the book was determined to be fiction.  Based  on overheard
    conversations of Welsh families living in  London.  

    ALAN SKEOCH
    OCT. 2018
     

     



    WHAT IS  COAL…WHRE DOES COAL ORIGINATE?

    “Did you ever wonder where coal came from?”
    “Plants … millions of plants I think…sort of hard  to believe.”
    “Really hard  to believe…
    “But true…millions of  dead plants over millions  of years…plants, mostly giant ferns, from the Carboniferous 
    Era when the earth was warmer and the atmosphere had lots of carbon dioxide….plants love CO2.  By chance
    thick beds of dead plants got trapped under water that was eventually covered with thick bands of mud.   Piles  of mud
    which became slate and other sedimentary stone…heavy…the heavier the overburden the more those bands of
    plants  were pressed…pressure so great that the plants became beds of  coal.  Anthracite coal was the best 
    kind of hard  coal…also buried  the deepest …anthracite coal mines are often more than 1,000 feet below the surface.


    SONGS THEY SANG


    Ahhh. I’m so tired. How long can this go on?
    Said if you see me comin’ better step aside
    A lot of men didn’t and a lot of men died
    I got one fist of iron, and the other of steel
    If the right one don’t a get ya then the left one will
    I was born one morning when the sun didn’t shine
    Picked up my shovel and walked to the line
    I hauled 16 tons of number 9 coal
    And the straw boss said “Well bless my soul.”
    (Melody 2)
    Sixteen tons what do you get?
    Another day older and deeper in debt.
    Saint Peter don’t you call me cuz I can’t go.
    I owe my soul to the company store.


    Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.
    Nobody knows my sorrow.


    Dark As A Dungeon, song lyrics

    Song: Dark As A Dungeon
    Lyrics: Merle Travis(1)

    Music: Merle Travis
    Year: 1946
    Genre: 
    Country: USA


    Come all you young fellers, so young and so fine, 
    And seek not your fortune in the dark, dreary mine. 
    It will form as a habit and seep in your soul, 
    ‘Til the blood of your veins runs black as the coal.
    This song was originally posted on protestsonglyrics.net 
    (CHORUS:)
    Where it’s dark as a dungeon and damp as the dew, 
    Where the dangers are many and the pleasures are few, 
    Where the rain never falls and the sun never shines, 
    It’s dark as a dungeon way down in the mines.

    It’s many a man I have seen in my day, 
    Who lived just to labor his whole life away. 
    Like a fiend with his dope or a drunkard his wine, 
    A man must have lust for the lure of the mine.

    (CHORUS)

    I hope when I’m gone and the ages do roll, 
    My body will blacken and form into coal. 
    Then I’ll look down from the door of my Heavenly home, 
    And pity the miner a diggin’ my bones.
    This song was originally posted on protestsonglyrics.net 
    (CHORUS)

    The midnight, the morning, the breaking of the day, 
    Are the same to the miner who labors away. 
    Where the demons of death often come by surprise, 
    One slip of the slate and you’re buried alive.