Year: 2017

  • I SMELL A SKUNK…WORSE THAN A SKUNK

    (A story written by Woody our dog)

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    July 29, 2017

    WOODY, the Skeoch dog, found himself in charge of a major event on July 29, 2017. Let him tell the story;

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  • NOBODY LOVES ME ANYMORE

    (sad story of a machine that decreased labour and increased our food supply)

    Risa…here it is much reduced

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    “Alan, maybe you would like this old machine we are throwing out,”  said Stephanie,”
    “What does it look like?”
    “Long, faded orange/red, with faded marking saying ‘Simson Merner, New Hamburg, Ontario’…”
    I HELD MY BREATH!!  THIS WAS MY MACHINE! I GAVE IT TO THE CITY OF MISSISSAUGA DECADES AGO!

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