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  • EPISODE 590 JUST HOW MUCH DOES A NEW TRACTOR COST? MAY 28, 2022?

    EPISODE  590    JUST HOW MUCH DOES A NEW TRACTOR COST?  MAY 28, 2022?

    alan skeoch
    may 28,2022

    A STRANGE THyING HAPPENED ON THE FIFTH LINE TODAY.  I was out at the farm mailbox looking at the
    rocks we had removed from our 25 acre farm.  Not really a farm.  25 acres is not a farm.   As a matter of 
    fact 100 acres is no longer a farm.   How many acres makes  a farm these days?   Anthony Acres, a large
    commercial farm down the Fifth line rent 12,000 acres from landowners near the GTA.  Now that is a farm.
    Yes, 12,000 acres.

    As I was thinking about the change in agriculture, I heard something thundering down the line.



    A big JOhn Deere tractor with hydraulic rollers was passing.   I took a fast picture.

    The the strangest thing happened.   The driver put on the brakes and backed up to where I was standing.
    “Dp want a picture of yourself on the machine?”, he said.  “You bet , I do.”


    I climbed h ladder into the cab.  The young man snapped my picture then continued his way down the
    line to a field near Highway 7 that needed rolling to keep the stones from destroying the cylinder of
    the combine next fall.   Pushed the stones back down into the earth from whence they came.  Delivered thousands of
    years ago by the ice sheet that covered Ontario.  Ice moves.  Ice grinds rocks into boulders. Boulders into stones.


    That set me to thinking.   How much does a tractor like that cost?  Really cost.  The young farmer was not too
    sure but ventured a figure of $200,00 dollars with attachments like the roller or a multi furrow plough or a stone picker.

    He was correct.   A 100 horsepower John Deere tractor costs somewhere between $100,000 to $150,000 dollar brand new.
    Holy Samoley!  Anthony Acres have several of these plus attachments and several combine harvesters.  That is well over
    a million dollars worth of farm machines.   How do they ever make a profit?

    They cannot make a profit buying farmland.  So they do not even try.  They rent land paying landowners about $90 an acre intent.



    Just how much profit can a modern farmer expect … on a per acre basis?  Not much.


    EASTERN ONTARIO: It could take about 50 years for crops to pay for acre of land

    PEMBROKE — Some farmers say they will never see a profit from land purchases as the price of land is simply too high. However, some farmers are buying land as an investment, while others feel pressured to buy adjacent land. 

    According to OMAFRA estimates, operating expenses for an acre of corn would cost $518 to $544 per acre, depending on the tilling system. If the acre yielded 160 bushels and the corn was sold for $5 a bushel, a farmer could expect $256 to $282 in profit. 

    For soybeans, operating expenses could cost $265 to $288, said OMAFRA. Yielding 45 bu/ac sold at $11 a bushel would equal a $207 to $230 per acre profit. Those OMAFRA estimates include fungicides, insecticides, insurance and a bevy of other expenses, but do not include land rent or land purchasing.

    If a farmer bought a piece of property at $12,000 an acre, and rotated only corn and soybeans, he would make almost $500 an acre every two years. It would take about 48 years for the corn and soybean profits to pay for the purchase.

    Renfrew County farmer Darcy Smith purchased 230 acres at a reasonable rate from the bank last year after he put a bid on it. The land had been repossessed from another farmer. With land prices hovering around $6,500-$7,500 an acre in his area, that land would never pay for itself in a farmer’s lifetime, he said.


    THIS 236 ACRE FARM near Hornby on the Fifth line has been empty for many years and is now for sale.  It is highly unlikely that a
    farmer will buy it.    More likely a person with money will buy it in hope that it will increase in value.  Speculator.    Meanwhile Anthony
    Acres may rent the land.




    Here is a crop that has no value other than beauty in springtime.  Dandelions.   

    alan
  • EPISODE 589 THE HYDRO ONE TEAM ARRIVED AND CLEANED UP THE FIFTH LINE MAY24,2022

    EPISODE 589  when the  HYDRO ONE TEAM ARRIVED….. 


    alan skeoch
    May 23,2022

    THE TORNADO … TWO DAYS LATER.

    This photo essay does not need many words.  Hydro One  crew took over
    the Fifth Line just as we were getting ready with our machines to do so. There
    is a difference in scale…a big difference.


    WE ASSEMBLED OUR FLEET OF RESCUE MACHINES…
    READY TO CLEAN UP THE MESS LEFT BY THE STORM.

    THEN THE HYDRO ONE MEN ARRIVED…CHEERFULLY
    SAID WE WERE NO LONGER NEEDED.


    OUR SON ANDREW GOT HIS CHAINSAW AND BEGAN CUTTING UP THE BIG POPLAR THAT NEARLY BOPPED
    MARJORIE AS SHE TRIED TO RESCUE HER TULIPS WHEN THE TORNADO HIT.  SHE LOST THE
    BATTLE AND GOT SOAKED TO THE SKIN AS SHE BATTLED THE 120 MPH WIND TRYING TO 
    REACH THE HOUSE WHERE WOODY AND I WAITED. WE WERE DRY.  MALES ARE  NOT AS STUPID AS SOME
    PEOPLE THINK.

    MIRACLE OF MIRACLES…AS  ANDREW PEALED AWAY THE POPLAR BRANCHES HE REACHED THE
    TULIP BED.  IT WAS UNTOUCHED.   THE GNARLED POPLAR BRANCHES ACTED AS A KIND OF CRADLE FOR THE TULIPS.


    TH

    JUST THINK OF ALL THE OXYGEN WE HAVE LOST NOW THAT SO MANY OF OUR FIFTH LINE
    TREES HAVE BEEN PUMMELLED TO DEATH.  NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY REALLY.   TREES EAT CO2 FOR THE CARBON AND THEN
    RELEASE THE OXYGEN INTO THE ATMOSPHERE.  WITHOUT TREES OUR LIVES WOULD BE
    ‘POOR, NASTY, BRUTISH AND SHORT’ AS THE PHILOSOPHER SAID.  A STOLEN QUOTE.

    “BORING!”  SNUFFLED WOODY


    THHIS IS WOODY….DEEP IN THOUGHT


    WOODY CRAWLED INTO THE BACK SEAT OF THE TRUCK….SECURE AND SAFE…THINKING…HUMMING…


    NOW WOODY HAD A SONG TO SNUFFLE ,,,  ABOUT THE STORM

    “WHENEVER I FEEL AFRAID
    I  HOLD MY NOSE ERECT
    AND SNORT A HAPPY TUNE
    SO NO ONE WILL SUSPET
    I’M AFRAID.”


    FIFTH LINE , ERIN TOWNSHIP,  WELLINGTON COUNTY….FOUR DAYS LATER.

    AFTER CLEARING THE TREES THAT BLOCKED THE FIFTH LINE WE WERE ALL
    SURPRISED THAT THE GRAVEL ROAD LOOKED PERFECT….NOT A HINT OF
    THE DESTRUCTION.


    WHY IS THERE LITTLE EVIDENCE OF THIS HORRIFIC STORM?

    BECAUSE THE CLEAN UP CREW … WITH THEIR IMMENSE VACUUM TRUCKS
    CLEAN ThINGS UP…..CHEERFULLY.

  • EPISODE 588 INSIDE A TORNADO…AND AFTERWARD, MAY 21, 2022

    EPISODE  588    INSIDE A TORNADO….AND AFTERWARD, May 21, 2022

    alan and marjorie and molly skeoch
    may 21, 2022



    “Marjorie, get the hell into the house now…tornado…TORNADO!”
    “My tulips”
    “To hell with your tulips…the dog and I are safe in the house…you are out there in a tornado…you are
    worried about your goddamn tulips…”
    “I’m soaked now…may as well move the truck away from the trees.”
    “Marjorie, Woody and I are safe…you are in the eye of the storm…get in here.”
    “Wind so strong…hard to walk…rain gusting with the wind…everything loose 
    is flying.”
    “No power…dark as a dungeon in the house.:”
    “What’s the rattle, sounds like an electrical short…dangerous…rattle sound..”
    “Mouse…alive , caught with one paw in one trap…his tail in another…I’ll let him go.”

    OUTSIDE THE WIND WAS ROARING LIKE THE MGM LION
    INSIDE THE HOUSE WAS AS DARK AS NIGHT…NOISE WAS
    FEARFUL OUTSIDE..STILLNESS INSIDE WAS OTHER WORLDLY.

    “What can we do?  Molly is alone down on the other farm mowing the lawn. In danger!”
    “She will find safety in the barn.”
    “Take the ETV down snd get her.”
    “Wait until the storm eases a bit.”

    THEN IT WAS OVER.  NO SOUND.  NO RAIN.  NO WIND.

    OUTSIDE WAS RUIN…HUGE TREES DOWN EVERYWHERE.  
    THE FIRST WE SAW WAS AN ANCIENT 70 FOOT POPLAR THAT 
    HAD FALLEN ON MARJORIE’S TULIPS…NARROWLY MISSING MARJORIE.
    SHE NEVER HEARD A THING WICH IS LIKELY HOW 5 PEOPLE DIED IN THIS STORM.



    “We did not hear this tree fall…missed the truck…but got Marjorie’s tulips…could have hit her”

    FIVE PEOPLE WERE KILLED BY FALLING TREES IN THE MAY 31 ONTARIO TORNADO


    “That tree fell just as you left the tulips, Marjorie.”
    “Never heard a thing….only the sound of the wind roaring.”
    ‘Could have killed you”
    “Short life for the tuiips.”

    “Alan, go out to the road…looks like trouble out there.”

    FIFTH LINE OF ERIN TOWNSHIP, WELLINGTON COUNTY, WAS NO LONGER
    A ROAD.  IT WAS A TANGLE OF HUGE TREES EVERYHERE WE LOOKED.
    AND AMIDST THE TANGLE WERE THE POWER LINES.  TWISTED LIKE SNAKES.

    “The power line posts have shattered.”
    “Lines are down all over….woven in a tangle in the trees.”
    “Do not go near…could kill you.”
    “Could…but power is off and the lines are broken…but could be live I guess.”
    ‘Alan, try to get to Molly on the other farm.”
    “No rain, no wind now.  But hydro wires ripped from posts by the falling trees…insulators
    shattered….lines broken….dead line for hundreds of feet…broken at both ends.”
    “Don’t do something stupid.”

    “Call Andrew on cell phone…tell him to get up here fast.”
    “How can he reach us?  No way a truck can get here the road
    is blocked by fallen trees everywhere we look.”
    “I hear a chain saw going at Tim and Valerie Rock’s place.”
    “Maybe they will cut our way through to 50 sidereal…tell Andy to try that route.”
    “Forget about coming up the Fifth Line.  I can see downed trees
    as far as Fabers…past Kerrs…looks like a road was never there.”




    Some people come alive when disaster happens.,,Molly and Marjorie for instance.   (The rats! See them? A pair…made of rubber.)

    It will take weeks to clear up the mess….


    This giant spruce tree has survived a century…then was gone in an instant.



    “This section of the power line had been ripped from the posts …both ends torn clear…no danger…but, even so, Andrew
    was super careful.”
    “Why do it?”
    “Must get clear.  Jaimie has had a serous heart operation … must have access to hospital if something
    happens.  Worried…really worried.”


    The force of falling trees and hundred mph wind shattered the electrical insulators and ripped the electric wires into great swaths of
    unattached wire curled around tree branches.  The same was true on other roads.  There was no way hydro crews
    would reach us.  So neighbours with chain saws and tractors and trucks with winches began to clear the debris.
    One car at Valerie Rock’s farm was crushed.  But no one near our section of the Fifth line was hurt.


    Jim Costello, across the road from our farm, used his flatbed  truck and chains to clear his maple tree


    “Strange thing….our ancient oak and maple were untouched.”




    “LOOK through the branches and leaves…look down the Fifth line…trees blocking the road at Saunders farm…and distantly
    at Fabers farm as well.  No way anyone could get through to our place.”


    ON one side of the house, our farm looks intact.  Lilacs greeting the rain.  On the other side the giant poplar fell and
    wiped out Marjorie’s tulips but missed three things….Marjorie, our truck, and the farm house.  All is well.







    Now here is something for readers to ponder.  This is the last apple tree in what was once
    Edward Freeman’s orchard.  It clings to life by a fragment of trunk. ..  it will
    come down with a push.  We have considered removing it for years. Can you explain
    why this near dead tree survived when other healthy giant maples and sprue and
    poplar did not?”




    alan skeoch
    May 21, 2022
  • EPISODE 587 WHY NO EPISODES LATELY

    EPISODES 587   WHY NO EPISODES LATELY


    alan skeoch
    May 21, 2022

    Lots of reasons for the delay in episodes for those of you who read them.
    Planting season is the big reason.  Computer overload is another.  Came misbehaviour. 
    End of my curling season.  Sickness of friends.  Got tractor and cultivator stuck in deep mud
    at an uneasy angle and had to wait for Andrew to get it out…underground spring cause.
    Too much research necessary on the Pebble Mine is another.  Easy to 
    find excuses.   But the episodes will return.

    Meanwhile why don’t you count the clouds…airships of the line.


  • EPISODE 583 CAMOUFLAGE … AND IPHONE DISTRACTION

    EPISODE 583    CAMOUFLAGE 


    alan skeoch
    May 16, 2022






    I PHONES can be dangerous.  In this case Kevin (eldest son) is totally unaware
    that the wild grape vines he is about to harvest contains a dangerous
    predator ready to scare the bejabbers out of him.  I phones are dangerous
    because they distract.   In the long term…i.e. a thousand years of iPhone
    there may be a mutation in our necks whereby we can only look down.
    Think about that.  What will we fail to see?  Will that mutation spell the
    end of human kind because we cannot see what is coming at us?  Will we
    fail to see the sunrise….the sunset…the sky?  Silly, I know that.

    QUOTE OF THE WEEK

    Last week our grandson Jack took the first step in basic training
    for the Canadian army.  Adulthood.  Leaving the nest. We do not know where that will lead him and 
    miss him dearly.    It seems he feels the same because he wrote to
    his sister Molly a very endearing letter which included this sentence.

    “Molly, will you show Norman my picture often, I don’t want him to forget me.”

    Who is Norman?  Norman is their family dog.  Will Norman remember Jack
    when he sees Jack’s picture on an iPhone?   Not sure of the answer.

    Marjorie assures me the Norman will remember Jack forever. “There is no way
    to get rid of a scent.”

    alan